/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.13940373]

How do I hire a person to make me a good tinder or bumble profile with a money back guarantee if I don’t get any dates

[Anonymous No.13940442]

>>13940373
Question: how ugly are you?
That ups the fee.
Send BSV to Misskitty and I'll help you out.

[Anonymous No.13940470]

>just to make a profile
honestly, you should go the extra mile, and pay the guy to speak to girls for you. Chatting is 60% of the battle. I wish i had some chads on /biz/ to do the chatting for me when i matched with some asian girls.

so, if you pay someone to make the profile for you, just pay them to do the chatting too to set up the date

[Anonymous No.13940490]

You can hire someone to do that on fiverr

[Anonymous No.13940540]

>>13940442
3/10
>>13940470
I don’t need help with that I don’t have any good photos of me they’re all selfies

[Anonymous No.13940550]

>>13940373
Be handsome, look like you have money and you are popular, write that you like normie shit like travelling, don't spend any time asking about their favourite colour or zodiac sign, just compliment her looks and ask if she wants to go for a drink.

[Anonymous No.13940582]

>>13940550
Tbh I think the “look popular” part is the hardest for me because I don’t have friends and prefer to be alone

[Anonymous No.13940640]

>>13940540
>has no friends
>thinks he can win the uphill battle of chatting with girls on tinder
k

[Anonymous No.13940676]

>>13940640
>friends= social skills

Try using some critical thinking to figure out why you’re an idiot

[Anonymous No.13940734]

>>13940676
If you had social skills you would be banging tinder hoes tonight instead of paying for help on biz. Checkm8 athetits. Good luck tho I'm sure someone here can help.

[Anonymous No.13940776]

>>13940676
>thinks he has social skills
holy fucking shit. kek.
I hope you remember me the day you get 1 match with a landwhale and you spend 20 minutes trying to think of the first word to say to her

[Anonymous No.13940923]

also OP, youre ugly. face facts and embrace the blackpill.
Chads can post selfies on Tinder and get likes instantly you realize.

[Anonymous No.13940950]

Tinder is highly competitive. Top 20% of guys get 80% of the girls.

Elo algos list you at bottom if a few Stacy's swipe left. So you can:

1) post a profile and photos that stacy would like

2) pay for tinder gold and buy around 100 boosts. Prob cost you $300. Use 3 a day at 730pm, 830pm and 9pm.

This will last around 1 month

You should have 6 good photos of yourself in different environments

No selfies at all, because that means you're a loser

Pictures with a dog or cat. Nature photo, picture with friends where you look best of group,

Picture doing a hobby, beach picture if good bod, etc etc. Dont tske a bunch of high quality selfies and expect shit all

Next, get straight to point with these girls. Start off hitting on em from message 1.

If you get reply, be short, witty and to the point . Dont waste time vibing much cause u will get friend zoned

Also, theres so many guys on tinder that if you spend time vibing then another guy will escalate before you and cya

Grt the girls number after about 7 to 10 messages exchanged. That should calibrate you to get to the damn point

One you have number, vibe a bit, figure out logistics like where she lives by, car, if she likes to drink wine or beer etc

Set up date asap before another guy from tinder fucks her. Best bet is to invite girl over

See her as soon as possible. The sooner you hook up the better. No expensive dates, no 3 date rule, sex by day 2 or delete her number.

Focus girls that make decisions on you. Dont waste time with flimsy girls, girls with excuses not to chill

Simply delete their numbers. For this work u need volume so if u live in buttfuck nowhere, then move

[Anonymous No.13941087]

>>13940950
thanks bro but I still need to get better pictures

[Anonymous No.13941703]

>>13940950
>>13941087
you're giving instructions on how to drive to someone who still hasn't figured out how to stop crawling on the ground

[Anonymous No.13941826]

>>13941703
Yikes I’ll spell it out for you retards
#1 I live in a more rural area, 35 minutes away from the “big city” which is hardly big
#2 I don’t meet anyone at my job and work about 50 hours a week
#3 In my free time I mostly play video games and workout at home

Now I know, I know I’m no chad or exciting person, so you got me there. But my life situation puts me into more of an isolated position so I figured I’d try the gay ass apps. I don’t have social media and never messed with it because it’s not my cup of tea

Imagine that.

[Anonymous No.13941926]

>>13941826
chill out i was referring to how you don't even have pictures.

either way good luck man i hope you find somebody