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Celebration thread

>> No.13935778

>>13935749
>celebrating pulling eth price 1000 times
wew linkies are special arent they

>> No.13935788

>>13935749
more activity in 24 hours than any other project in the past 2 years.

>> No.13935951

>>13935788
This. And checked

>> No.13935988

>>13935778
>celebrating getting a machine to say "hello world"
wew programmers are special arent they

>> No.13936014

>>13935749
>Look mom, I know what the ETH price is again

>> No.13936038

>>13935988
if a company used its 30mil dollars it raised to build a machine and all it could do was hello world wouldnt you be saying scam

>> No.13936060
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13936060

>>13936014
>Look mom, I flew a couple of yards again

>> No.13936061

man the linkies are going to end up like the request holders from last year
it feels bad but i do look forward to the memes

>> No.13936077
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13936077

for her it didn't take so long to get 1000 jobs done

>> No.13936082

>>13936061
This. We're headed down to sub-.01c. Remember that REQ hit $1 at one point. In the future we'll say "Hey, remember that LINK hit $1.50 at one point, anything is possible for a scamcoin."

>> No.13936100

>Ethorse asked for the ETH/USD price 954 times the past 24 hours

>> No.13936111

>>13936077
Checked, Remy is more my type, just as naughty, but can be super adorable.

>> No.13936136

>>13935988
>pulling the price of eth is worth 350 million dollars
no one can be this fucking delusional. whatever, im gonna love to watch this shit bleed out to sub 10 cents over the course ot the next months

>> No.13936142

>>13936060
>"big whoop! wright brothers?! more like ohh brother!!!"

>> No.13936162

>>13936100
>Ethorse
A fucking sick horse
A legit an respectable company

>> No.13936179

>>13936142
just a couple dudes who invented powered flight.....nbd

>> No.13936237

>>13936100
my sides

>> No.13936254

>>13936082
every shitcoined mooned during the speculative bubble you brainlet. what climbed during bear? what project has a product every single company on earth would adopt RIGHT NOW if it were possible?

>> No.13936265

>>13935788
Activity for what tho? Is this organic or just sergey bots? Has any anon here requested data on link?

>> No.13936268

>>13936179
too dumb to understand hes on your side. this is the level of comprehension skills linktards have, and people still wonder how they are able to be do felusional. btw comparing those 2 things is so pathetic that im sure some world record for delusion was broken. congratz on this

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13936284

>>13936038
>>13936136
>this is it??? All those millions for a fancy skyscraper, and all we get is a hole in the ground??????????

>> No.13936337

>>13936254
>what project has a product every single company on earth would adopt RIGHT NOW if it were possible?
There aren't any

>> No.13936342

>>13936284
>comparing a json parser to a construction site
btw it takes about 4 to 5 months to get to the stage shown in your pic + about 2 to 3 million dollars. chainlink took 2 years and 32 million dollars to make a garbage json parser tht fetches the price ot link. wrapp your head around that one linktard

>> No.13936359

>>13936342
>t takes about 4 to 5 months to get to the stage shown in your pic
Because it's been done before.
How long did it take between the first rudimentary shelter built by hominids and the first skyscraper?

>> No.13936380 [DELETED] 

never selling
gonna be rich as fuck
check em

>> No.13936420
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>>13936359
>a json parser is new
the absolute state of technology illiteracy from linkies

>> No.13936446

>>13936265
>sergey bots
You have no idea what LINK is or what it does at all do you?

>> No.13936477

>>13936420
A decentralized one is, yes.
ETH took over a year and a half to develop as well, and it was just a more programmable version of Bitcoin.
And look how that turned out.

>> No.13936858

>>13936420
Lol muh JSON parser.

>> No.13936991

>>13936477

>StainStink
>Decentralized

You can only pick one, Stinklet. Hell, you have to go through KYC to set up your node.

>> No.13937022

>>13936991
>you have to go through KYC to set up your node
Except KYC is literally optional.

"We also intend to have an optional identity review available to node operators"
https://blog.chain.link/chainlink-live-ethereum-mainnet-connected-consensus/

>> No.13937046

>>13935749
A significant chunk of the """jobs""" are literally a shill discord group from /biz/ spamming eth price requests.

>> No.13937059

>>13937022
so SmartContract will be a centralized KYC review?
sounds like a point of failure to me

>> No.13937075

>>13937059
>so SmartContract will be a centralized KYC review?
Absolutely not.

>> No.13937098

It’s funny watching a link fudder try and fud with a complete lack of fundemenral understanding of chainlink and mainnet

>> No.13937124

>>13935749
Why don't they just use tradingview like everyone else?

>> No.13937129
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13937129

We made it

>> No.13937131
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13937131

>>13935788
For real

>> No.13937154

lol @ everyone who are disappointed with "only pulling ETH prices". This is why you will be stuck shitposting on 4chan forever. Most of you have never incrementally created something of value (which includes your own personality). Stay poor and miserable while the top percentage of men leave you in the dust and take all glory.

>> No.13937161

>>13937154

>> No.13937175

is this seriously how you retards cope? just sell your fucking bags and buy back in cheaper. are you all actual brainlets or what? holy fuck the amount of retard on here.

>> No.13937183

>>13937154
They're obviously fudding.
Nobody smart enough to make basic use of a computer is retarded enough to lack the concept of "time".

>>13937175
>just sell your fucking bags
make me

>> No.13937184

1K EOY

>> No.13937316

>>13937183
Huh? You realize people dumped right?

>> No.13937336

>>13937316
Yes?
And?

>> No.13937365

My goal was to buy in at $.80 but it just keeps hovering around $1 and it’s making me anxious. Is this really the extent of the dump or do we have a way to go? I know it’s just guesswork.

>> No.13937397

>>13937365
Just dca....

>> No.13937463

>>13937365
I think it will hover for a while then slowly bleed out over the next 6 months unless the entire alt market goes on a massive bullrun. I have my 12K suicide stack and am sitting on the sidelines for at least a few months to see where we go. Mass adoption is still years and years away. Half a decade.

>> No.13937469

>>13937365
Just give it time. Marines have been trained to hold irrationally through all FUD whether legit or not, but they will start to weaken when they realize they dont even know what theyre holding on for anymore. LINK in its current state is a centralized price ticker and the mechanisms that wouls give the token any value (rep and staking) have no eta, have not even begun to be worked on. The LINK token literally has no purpose for the forseeable future.

>> No.13937476

I kill this thread now

>> No.13937490

>>13935749
who is doing these requests tho?

>> No.13937497

>>13937463
Same, I sold my 125k stack down to a 10k suicide stack and I'm otherwise staying out until some bullish event appears on the horizon again. The network just has too many missing pieces right now to be backing it with an all-in stack.

>> No.13937520

>>13936342
Obvious bait

>> No.13937623
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>>13935749

1K jobs, so that put's LINK at a corporate valuation of $4 million dollars.

Lmao, enjoy paying multiples so outrageous, that Wallstreet's assholes just puckered up.

>> No.13937649

>>13935749
stop spamming ethereum

>> No.13938039

>>13937336
so they're disappointed with lacking network usage you retard.
>hurr durr everyone is fudding and no one is disappointed
unironically get your head out of your ass

>> No.13938290

>>13938039
If you didn't know the initial release was not going to be full-featured, then you're a retard.

>> No.13938821

>>13938290
you're actually retarded go read my initial post that you responded to and now went full circle back to

>> No.13938847

>>13938821
I think you're the one who needs to go re-read.

I know about your initial post, it doesn't match up with your later posts.

>> No.13938856

Could a jannie please move this boring carp to my filtered posts. Thanks.

>> No.13938895

>>13936014

Gl with smartcontract where we bet on 2030 btc price and its pulling data from cmc

>Its 2030 and cmc is not there

If only decentralsied oracle solution existed at that time...

>> No.13938905

>>13938847
jesus christ you're actually retarded sell everything now

>> No.13938935

>>13938905
You:
>lol at anyone who is disappointed with "only pulling ETH prices"

Also you:
>people who are disappointed with "only pulling ETH prices" are not retarded

>> No.13938971

>>13936446
You're so dumb it's not even funny. Every node is affiliated with the chainlink dev team, we are centralized right now. It's a back end oraclize right now

>> No.13939152

>>13937154
But I can already look at eth prices without using a stupid internet coin. I can even scrape them from websites with a simple script. Literally who cares about this shit you absolute moron.

>> No.13939158

>>13939152
>I can look at them
>I can scrape them
Cool, can you also get them on a blockchain for use in smart contracts?