/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.13934986]

just been diagnosed with cancer.
how do i profit from this?
not because i want to roll around in lambos and vaginas, but because i don't want to wageslave while i die.
am i just completely fucked? can this be turned into a profitable thing?

[Anonymous No.13935000]

This is what you get for eating processed foods and drinking So-ywater

You should have took appropriate action while you still could

Dead people don't matter

[Anonymous No.13935003]

[Anonymous No.13935004]

>>13934986
health insurance. quit waging. invest in coins and play the market. several people in my family/close circle have had cancer and it sucks but you can get through it anon. stay strong

[Anonymous No.13935006]

>>13934986
have you seen breaking bad?

[Anonymous No.13935110]

what sort of cancer?
try getting your hands on some sweet wormwood and boil tea from it. Drink litres of it everyday
https://draxe.com/wormwood/

I've heard some miraculous anecdotes about it

[Anonymous No.13935127]

>>13934986
Aajonus Vondirplanitz.

[Anonymous No.13935215]

You are going to die. Make your peace with God, and accept your death. Also, do not listen to the charlatans shilling supplements. If anyone them had even a small signal then pharma would isolate it, patent the molecule and make billions. The anons here are arrogant idiots that refuse to accept that they are not "in the know" or "woke" but are just low IQ misleading sheep.

[Anonymous No.13935245]

>timestamp on Dark Web
>do hits in exchange for Gernan sniper rifle
>career till end

[Anonymous No.13935263]

Take out as many credit cards as possible and live off those til the end

[Anonymous No.13935266]

>>13934986
Sucks but if it's fatal you can exit scam.
Get as big of a loan as you can.
Buy crypto
Cold store it
Give keys to whoever
Exit

Sorry anon

[Anonymous No.13935308]

>>13934986
good, alt right incels like you don't deserve happiness or even life in general
le DRUMPF can't save you now

[Anonymous No.13935484]

If you have student loans you can get a cancer deferment.
Barring that, I would try everything you can to live. Go on ssdi while you are fighting if you need to. Remember that chapter 7 is always a way out if the cost of fighting the cancer gets too high.
And pray to God. Tell him that you have more left to accomplish.
I will pray for you right now.

[Anonymous No.13935501]

>>13934986
Sorry to hear this. Will pray for you fren.

[Anonymous No.13935532]

>>13934986
credit cards. dead people don't have to pay for bills.

[Anonymous No.13935548]

>>13934986
ask for loans too and buy a bunch of BTC
how much long do you have? I'm sure yiu will last enough to see BTC above 15k

[Anonymous No.13935577]

>>13934986
Fight it! Juice fruits, veggies, and a LEMON DAILY! Lemons fight cancer naturally in multiple ways

[Anonymous No.13935616]

Gerson therapy. Raw fruits and vegetables. Juiced so you are essentially overdosing on antioxidants and vitamins. Organic obviously as you will be consuming something like 10-20 carrots a day worth of juice. The carotenes are fat soluble and work similar to vitamin C, which is water soluble. You flood your body with these, minerals, and the polyphenols (look those up) found in the fruits and veggies and it optimizes your immune system while providing all the tools needed to combat the cancer. Coffee enemas optional, depends how toxic your body is. If you are overweight or consume shitty foods, this is highly recommended as there are likely toxins in your digestive system that are contributing to the toxic load.

[Anonymous No.13935641]

>>13934986
Stay strong brother.
My gf has had cancer 3 times. She's now happy and alive (although she's sterile now).
Be strong man...

[Anonymous No.13935645]

>>13935110
Using herbs like wormwood (Chinese sweet wormwood is what you want) also will work wonders. Some others to look into would be Cat's claw (Uncaria tomentosa), and Reishi mushroom (Ganoderma lucidum)

[Anonymous No.13935763]

>>13934986
this is unironically my biggest fear. having to continue waging with a terminal illness. at some point, you gotta live your life anon, sounds like it's time. best of luck to you, seriously.

[Anonymous No.13935800]

>>13935641
>staying with a woman who can't give you heirs
Not going to make it from a biological standpoint.

[Anonymous No.13935802]

cancer isnt a death sentence anon, get a grip.

[Anonymous No.13936253]

>>13934986
Stay extremely positive by meditating, smoking weed, being surrounded by only your best friends. Get a fucking dog at that. Shine bright and you'll live.

[Anonymous No.13936352]

>>13935800
Shut the fuck up you moron

[Anonymous No.13936381]

>>13934986
cancer isn't a death sentence. just look at reddit.

[Anonymous No.13936438]

>>13934986
cancer isn't a death sentence. You can still rape someone

[Anonymous No.13936453]

>>13934986
Can I short your life?

[Anonymous No.13936503]

>>13935645
This, also get some essiac tea, OP

[Anonymous No.13936555]

>>13935763
There's an older guy at my work doing exactly this so terribly sad. Also some of the strongest motivation you'll ever get.

[Anonymous No.13936602]

Look into alternative treatments.

One example: 200 micrograms of selenium daily is known to reduce breast cancer incidence by 81%. I know zero pink ribbon racing doctors / normal people who give a fuck about vitamins and minerals, yet it is my understanding that they reverse cancer and prevent it. Source: I take supplements and eat clean, not dead yet. Also I listened to a doctor who seems like he's smart.

Ps. If anyone dislikes what I wrote, please do everyone a favor and just bite your tongue.

[Anonymous No.13936667]

>>13936602
Some supplements and vitamins will increase cancer risk when megadosed so it is not a black and white thing. Like B6 and B12 are both significantly correlated with all cause cancer mortality when megadosed (and most B supps / multis put 10000% your rda of B vitamins in their products). Meanwhile K2 megadose seems to fuck cancer in the ass.

[Anonymous No.13936708]

You have a more important question to ask yourself anon.

[Anonymous No.13936723]

>>13934986
Dry fast nigga

[Anonymous No.13936755]

>>13936708
>foreign abrahamic sand nigger religion on a Business & Finance board.
Let me guess, you are an amerimutt?

[Anonymous No.13936790]

This board is so depressing. Everybody is either losing money, dying or planning to kill themselves

[Anonymous No.13936834]

>>13936755

[Anonymous No.13936876]

>>13936834
>everyone is either an autistic atheist or a jew
a jew viewing things in a dualistic manner, how original.

[Anonymous No.13936879]

>>13936790
Which one will you pick?

[Anonymous No.13936905]

>>13934986
Cancertutor.com . Thank me once you're healed.

[Anonymous No.13936954]

>>13936876
>rent free

[Anonymous No.13936955]

>>13934986

I had cancer when I was 26 and got the all cure when I was 28. It fucking sucks. Your mortality hits you like a tonne of fucking bricks, something he average normie literally never even contemplates. The temporary fleeting moment that is life is cast askance and I went under some deep fucking depersonalisation and depression.

If you are real and not LARPing, show some proof of your diagnosis and I will legit send you a few Bitcoin. Been there, it fucking sucks but came out better on the other side. I'm turning into a 30 year old boomer this year.

[Anonymous No.13936987]

>>13936352
He's right your gay dude

[Anonymous No.13937152]

>>13936955
no larp. don't have proof though, only this.

thanks for all the responses everyone. i'll look into alternative treatments. not posting btc add because it's "strictly forbidden", as it should be. didn't come here to shit up this place by filling it with dying beggars.

legit fucking terrified right now, but i guess everyone dies, right? at least i get to die while i'm young enough to endure it...?
yeah, that'll be my mantra i guess. if i was older it'd be harder.

fuck me. really scared, but i suppose life couldn't exist without death. and that little shit is coming for me now. i'll kick him in the balls for you all.

going to go and get drunk i think. can't handle this shit, it's too much.

adios /biz/. it was fun.

[Anonymous No.13937176]

Read some philosophy, then try to become a motivational speaker. There's a lot of money in that if you can get it. Even if it's just small gigs for small companies, you can still make a living.
Or chase whatever dream you've always wanted to go after. If you think this is it, you might has well go for it.
I'm sorry, bud. That's awful. Good luck.

[Anonymous No.13937189]

>>13934986
Can I have your cryto? Also does the cancer smell? I have heard cancer bois have a distinct odour

[Anonymous No.13937229]

>>13937152
Did a doctor tell you that you only have so long to live? Or are they recommending chemo?
Remember that cancer isn't necessarily always a death sentence but you gotta fight. If a doctor said chemo wouldn't work and just gave you an expiration date, go get a second opinion. Half these people we trust with our lives are just as retarded and trying to get thru the day as a McDonald's employee, except they have more rote facts memorized than one. If the doctor you saw says it's hopeless, you may find another doctor thinks it's not, and he may just be right.

[Anonymous No.13937231]

>>13937152
If I was going to die, it try and use some dmt to figure out why. It's alright desu, everything is going to be fine in the end. It kinda sucks but like you said no one lives forever. And this life is temporary step in reaching enlightenment. Think on that dmt idea. And might as well do good to some people before you go out. It's fine anon, it will be alright. We'll meet one day.

[Anonymous No.13937233]

>>13934986
This better not be a larp I got a bit teary eyed going through this thread anon.
>>13935003
>>13935215
>>13935501
>>13937176
are all unironically based as fuck. Money does not matter fren we are all degenerate gamblers here. make peace with God, say things you wouldn't normally have the courage to say in normal day to day conversations, etc. Godspeed anon.

[Anonymous No.13937268]

>>13935616

steve jobs died from doing this

[Anonymous No.13937344]

>>13937152
Posting an immunity dog for you op. He will cure you.

Stay strong brother, fight that shit with everything you have.

[Anonymous No.13937371]

>>13937152
Also what made you get checked out?

[Anonymous No.13937396]

>>13934986
>how do i profit from this?
make a facebook moneygrab thing and say you're going to travel the world

which you might want to do anyway before passing on

[Anonymous No.13937658]

>>13934986
Maybe it's time to consider the single best hedging strategy OP. Good luck.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pascal's_Wager

[Anonymous No.13937756]

>>13934986
You don't profit from cancer, you get lucky and survive. You can try to tug on heartstrings and such, but fuck sake, have some self respect.

As a two time survivor, the biggest advice I can give to OP is to take it as easy as you can during the workup and treatments. Unless you are advanced stage 4 fucked, modern medicine will keep you alive for a while. At that point it is not the cancer and its treatments that fuck you, it's the overwhelming depression that usually follows. Cancer tends to realign your perspective to a "why the fuck does any of this drudgery matter" view, which does not mesh well with continued employment or schooling.

[Anonymous No.13937771]

Shit my anxiety is really bad with those posts. What made you do a checkup?

[Anonymous No.13938104]

>>13935616
>coffee and vegetables will cure your diseases
do brainlets really think this? Both of those things are toxic.

[Anonymous No.13938396]

>>13934986
>>13937771
This. Type of cancer and symptoms?

[Anonymous No.13938415]

>>13934986
My best friend who passed from cancer was collecting some government gibs in the end. He worked until he could no longer work as he genuinely liked his job.

[Anonymous No.13939378]

>>13935000
checked
stay hydrated homies

[Anonymous No.13939930]

Get deep into the remotest woods.
>if ET fails to catch you (and maybe heal?)
>something otherworldly exciting may

That is seriously what I'd do I imagine...

Or become a hitman of my own and carpet bomb a few fucks.

[Anonymous No.13940137]

>>13934986
Megavitamin therapy, gerson therapy, B17

[Anonymous No.13940183]

>>13937152
Do something you've always wanted to do. Something that you've been thinking about deep there but never had balls to do it. It's time now. I missed my chance and will regret it till my death. Don't do the same mistake like me.