Daily reminder

[Anonymous No.13932912]

Craig Wright is the definition of a lamer and doesn't understand programming.

[Anonymous No.13932928]

>>13932912
Lmao that face

[Anonymous No.13932967]

>>13932912
23 doctorates, 4 phDs & 1 pNd sir please. dr creg is the definition of 'overdid the cv padding'

[Anonymous No.13933037]

>>13932912
Hahahahaha Craig is the boomer lamer of our time

[Anonymous No.13933069]

but then patchday. all my windows xp machines shut down.

[Anonymous No.13933139]

>>13932912
The core cuck is immunized against all dangers: one may tell him no one will use bitcoin with high fees, lightning network is fundamentally broke, Bitcoin is not a good store of value, blockstream is run by bilderberg, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But tell him that Craig Wright is satoshi and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injures he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out”

[Anonymous No.13933166]

>>13933139
change the fucking record, this ones been on repeat for what seems like fucking eternity already

[Anonymous No.13933177]

>>13933139
Get lost, that fag doesn't even understand Turing completeness LMAO

[Anonymous No.13933305]

Did CSW ever came with an explanation as of why would he publish the whitepaper with a pseudonym considering how much of an egocentric faggot he is?

[Anonymous No.13933375]

*HONK*
*HONK*
*HOOOOONK*

I have an announcement everybody!!!! *HONK* Everybody, I have an announcement!!!!! *HONK* *HONK*

I have an announcement everybody!!!! *HONK* Everybody, I have an announcement!!!!! *HONK HONK*

*blows up balloon and makes a balloon dog* This announcement is gonna be monumental!!!!!!

*sprays water from fake flower* The biggest *slaps you with rubber chicken* most amazing announcement *pulls string and bowtie spins like a fan* you'll ever hear in your life!!!!!!!!! *HONK HONK*

Get ready, for *takes off size 30 shoe, inflating a giant balloon hammer, then whacks you with it* the announcement *starts pulling line of multi-colored cloth from throat* to end all announcements!!!!!!!! *HONK HONK HONK*

Here, just lean your head in closer to this sack of announcements and you'll hear it!!!!!!!

Closer...

Clooooosssseerrrr...

*HOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNKKKKKKKK*
*presses a cream pie into your face*

[Anonymous No.13933389]

>>13933375
When I saw this pasta for the first time I thought it was making fun of Craig.

[Anonymous No.13934415]

>>13933389
It is

[Anonymous No.13934455]

The funny thing is, even a 6 year old can understand why Creg Sanjay is a scammer:

>the Turing machine is like a simplistic programming language
>Turing completeness means something can act like a Turing machine
>one of its features is infinite loops
>without infinite loops you can't craft powerful algorithms and solve complex problems
>CSW doesn't know this because he never programmed
>CSW thinks this is no biggie
>literally changes the meaning of the word to fit his sales pitch
>promises to kill dapps with impotent garbage
>promises to kill crypto with lies

[Anonymous No.13934796]

>>13934455
>whats is chain hash?

[Anonymous No.13934850]

>>13934796
No infinite loops = no Turing completeness = no advanced algorithms. End of story. nChain's whitepapers explicitly state that they don't support them and never will.

The whole thing is sleazy dishonest marketing.

[Anonymous No.13935551]

>>13933166
lmao it started like today you cuck

[Anonymous No.13935566]

>>13933305
Yes, he explains it all and much more in his medium posts. Read them or stay poor.

[Anonymous No.13935583]

>>13932912
>people want you to believe that Satoshi would make this face
>they want you to stake money on this belief

[Anonymous No.13935585]

>>13932967
he is a tech illiterate faggot dr of philosophy and statistics rofl

[Anonymous No.13935631]

>>13933375

[Anonymous No.13935638]

>>13933305
He said it yesterday, he didn't want to get his ass sent to federal pen like the creators of Liberty Reserve and e-gold, something zoomer faggots don't even know existed. Don't forget Wright never came out as Satoshi, Wired/Gizmodo outed him and the Australian authorities moved to arrest him and he fled the country. He didn't choose to be public.

[Anonymous No.13935690]

>>13935638
>"outed"
Yeah, right

[Anonymous No.13935708]

>>13935690
Do you know why he did that? Because he knew they where trying to dox him so he did it to throw them off.

[Anonymous No.13935731]

>>13935690
>Tomorrow, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart. Which piece, well that is still undecided.

He is an Australian version of Eliot Roger that never violently snapped

[Anonymous No.13935734]

>>13935708
Who's gonna fall for that crap? Do you believe he's still trying to throw them off in 2019?

[Anonymous No.13935758]

>>13933139
that doesn't even make sense
i want to believe cregposters are being offensively dumb on purpose to bait people into replying
but we all know this isn't the truth, is it

[Anonymous No.13935870]

>>13935734
Whose going to fall for it that he wanted to narrowly be arrested by the government and hit with a multi- billion dollar tax bill?

[Anonymous No.13935931]

>>13935870
Perhaps he had to larp to prove his solvency.

[Anonymous No.13936960]

sirs please support creg and his cauze, he is no scammar

[Anonymous No.13936975]

>>13932912
if you post one more cw bsv thread you will unironically die of a painful form of cancer. im not joking. you decide.

[Anonymous No.13937618]

>>13936975
Shut the FUCK up, I will recreate this thread as many times as needed because it's a sore spot for the shills. Use filters if you want because I mention him explicitly.

[Anonymous No.13938518]

>>13933389
I started posting this on every Craig thread because it is the official clown thread

[Anonymous No.13938534]

>>13935690
>twenty years