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[Anonymous No.13927186]

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[Anonymous No.13927241]

Wagebitch btfo

[Anonymous No.13927287]

What drugs are you on ?

[Anonymous No.13927307]

I want to sing along but I have no idea what the melody is.

Can you sing it on vocaroo or something ?

[Anonymous No.13927325]

Oh yeah this is gonna get a bump

[Anonymous No.13927455]

How are people even wagies like just buy meme coins and 100c idiots lmao

[Anonymous No.13927574]

>>13927186
>t
STFU BITCH IT'S ALMOST FRIDAY AND I CAN'T BE MAD ON A FRIDAY, I'M GOING TO ENJOY MY WEEKEND


at least I have money to do things on the weekend, unlike neets who are stuck indoors on their computers because that's all they can afford

[Anonymous No.13927586]

>>13927574
Trust me that’s not the reason they are stuck inside xD

[Anonymous No.13927602]

>>13927574
waaaagie

[Anonymous No.13927607]

>>13927574
cope

[Anonymous No.13927630]

>>13927186
I-I'm not sure this is the time to make fun of wagies. I just put my McDonald uniform in the washing machine, just in case.

[Anonymous No.13927650]

I can't imagine being a wagie again, I think I would rather die

[Anonymous No.13927679]

LET ME SLEEP! I need to wake up early to work.

[Anonymous No.13927767]

>>13927679
stay up and play with me wagie, you know you want to

[Anonymous No.13928233]

What annoys me the most as an accountant working for someone else is if I save my money and get out to start my own business. I would still be a wagie. Sure I would be better off, but still slaving.

[Anonymous No.13928247]

>>13927186
shut the fuck up neet! jeff needs me in the cage bright and early tomorrow

[Anonymous No.13928308]

>>13928233

[Anonymous No.13928319]

Being a wagecuck is hell.
I've experienced it in my life.
I've also been a NEET. While it's not as great as these losers put it out to be it is sure better than wagecucking.

[Anonymous No.13928361]

>>13928308
You are being oppressed by nature though. There is just nothing you can do about it.

What you can do is stop being oppressed by other people. Your boss hires you only because you bring more money to the company than your paycheck. Otherwise they would have no reason to hire you in the first place. Meaning you arent working for yourself, you are working for your boss.

[Anonymous No.13928791]

>>13928361
Being 'oppressed' by nature is far worse than being oppressed by a job.
How much wasted potential there is when a human is stuck on a desert island and having to dig for bland laxative roots with a spoon and climb trees and crack coconuts for a mouthful of liquid.
The fact that you are losing some of the value you create on the job to a boss doesn't matter, because if you were surviving by yourself in the woods you would be in a far far worse situation: no easy food, no comfy place to sleep, no TV or internet.
The question is, will you be able to form a company yourself? For 99/100 people the answer is no. So accept your lot and work hard for your boss. Job hop and negotiate to get higher pay.

[Anonymous No.13928852]

>>13927287
>>13927574
>>13927679
>>13928233
>>13928361
>>13928319
>2015+4
>Still working for Mr/Mrs Shekelsberg
Oh man I quit being a wagie about a week ago and I already see why these posts are made. Feels fucking great man

[Anonymous No.13929048]

>>13928791
Bible says be fruitful and multiply. That first part means be productive. Obviously having food and shelter is the bare minimum to that.

[Anonymous No.13929079]

How? How have you NEETs escaped the wagecage?

[Anonymous No.13929095]

>>13928361
okay, but basically I'm giving up part of that potential profit I produce in order to not handle hiring, not handle marketing, not handle supply chains, etc. I give up a portion of the profit I produce to not have to do 10 million jobs.

[Anonymous No.13929104]

>>13929079
near as I can tell: they live with their parents, they're LARPing, or on disability/faking disability and scraping by on nearly nothing while larping.

[Anonymous No.13929132]

>>13929104
Do not tell me this. I need to believe that escape is possible.

[Anonymous No.13929240]

Day after Ascension day is slave free

[Anonymous No.13929341]

>>13929132
Ranch...or Cool Ranch...

[Anonymous No.13929363]

WAGIES GET BACK IN YOUR CAGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.13929366]

>>13927186
Thursday night
Can’t wait for tomorrow work to end
Fully loaded on Crypto
Coins stashed in wallets
Ready for the weekend
My own place no distractions
Three tabs of your finest
One perk, half for the comedown
Half for Sunday
Wagie life is fucking great anon

[Anonymous No.13929691]

got tenure this week, my grad students threw me a party. think i wont bother coming in for the next two weeks lol

how are my wagecoons and povertyneets doing this fine evening?

[Anonymous No.13929993]

>>13927186
You boys planning to vote Yang? How do you feel about basic income?

[Anonymous No.13930010]

>>13928319
i like neet life way better than wagie life

[Anonymous No.13930070]

It hurts so much