/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.13924890]

who here unironically /suicidal/? i've been officially justed biz.

[Anonymous No.13924921]

>>13924890
we were all justed anon

[Anonymous No.13924927]

>>13924890
KYS and live stream

[Anonymous No.13924965]

The ride never ends Anon,
You will respawn again at the beginning of the nightmare

[Anonymous No.13924989]

>>13924890
That neighborhood looks comfy

[Anonymous No.13925008]

>>13924890
DONT TELL THE DOCTOR! They cant tell when you're obviously exaggerating and they will 302 yo ass quick

[Anonymous No.13925041]

You can't leave. You can definitely try, but you'll just end up in a hospital in another universe where the only difference is that you tried to kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.13925061]

Just be yourself brah

[Anonymous No.13925147]

>>13924890
5g of dried mushrooms in silent darkness. It's a meme but if we're living in clownworld it helps to be able to see the joke.

[Anonymous No.13926185]

>>13924890
i was definitely suicidal 2 months ago. after i decided wholehartedly that I am quitting my wagekek position end of july, i feel much better. there is more to life than slavery anon.

[Anonymous No.13926195]

>>13924890
That pic is really comfy anon, asmr feels

[Anonymous No.13926202]

>>13924890
Those old Volvos are kino

[Anonymous No.13926213]

>>13924890
looks like my old neighborhood in massachusetts

[Anonymous No.13926246]

>>13926213
based massachusetts bro

[Anonymous No.13926260]

>>13926246
nah not really

[Anonymous No.13926266]

>>13924890
I’m getting close to a murderous rampage where I kill every chink and shitskin driving a luxury car I can before the cops take me out. As a Canadian, does anyone know the high score I need to beat to be national champion?

[Anonymous No.13926274]

Why is hard rain like that so comfy lads?

[Anonymous No.13926288]

>>13924890
I’m so blackpilled on being circumcised. I’ve been through so much but for whatever reason this is the only thing I can’t shake.

[Anonymous No.13926295]

>>13926260
ok

[Anonymous No.13926307]

>>13926295
sorry but mass suck ass

[Anonymous No.13926363]

>>13926288
tfw parents didn't fall for jewish tricks

[Anonymous No.13926385]

>>13926274
Crop gets watered

[Anonymous No.13926396]

>>13926185
What are you doing now for money anon?

[Anonymous No.13926404]

>>13926288
not much point in crying over it now anon
not when theres so much choice of other shit

[Anonymous No.13926422]

>>13925041
Only if he do the faggy dance

[Anonymous No.13926426]

>>13926266
no replies to this madness?

[Anonymous No.13926435]

>>13926426
My ID makes me think fate wills it.

[Anonymous No.13926443]

>>13926435
YOU CAN

YOU SHOULD

[Anonymous No.13926444]

>>13926288
Same boat brah. Just remember, the brain is the largest erogenous organ. And yes they did damage that too when they gave us traumatizing surgery in our infacy. Fuck this post was supposed to be reassuring.

[Anonymous No.13926463]

>>13926435
k if u can

[Anonymous No.13926464]

>>13926266
>>13926435
>>13926443
I DISAVOW. THESE POSTS DO NOT REFLECT THE USERBASE OF /BIZ/ AT LARGE. THE OPINIONS EXPRESSED IN THESE POSTS DO NOT APPLY TO ME. EVERYTHING THAT IS POSTED HERE IS SATIRE AS FAR AS I KNOW.

[Anonymous No.13926467]

>>13926266
just do it. But only shitskins or chinks.

[Anonymous No.13926491]

>>13926467
>>13926464
Obviously.

[Anonymous No.13926508]

Nope caught the matic wave now I'm sitting on my money than I have physically held or had in my bank account on Binance

[Anonymous No.13926529]

>>13926266

[Anonymous No.13926539]

>>13924921
Not everyone fell for the Link meme

[Anonymous No.13926545]

>>13926435
>if u can

lmao

[Anonymous No.13926574]

>>13924890
if ETH goes below $220 a lot of my collateral gets liquidated on my crypto loan
i was counting on a LINK singularity at mainnet to pay that crypto loan back
FUCK SERGEY AND FUCK SHITLINK

[Anonymous No.13926603]

>>13926545
For me it I interpret it more as +kl FU CAN, or more kills fuck Canada. I hate what my country is becoming (and no, I won’t go back to /pol/).

[Anonymous No.13926614]

>>13926574
>expecting a singularity and not a bunch of swinging kikes looking to make quick money
>ITS ALL SERGEY'S FAULT!!

[Anonymous No.13926635]

>>13926603
I don't think anyone on this board is going to argue that canada and justin trudeau blow (that said don't do it I disavow FBI no bully pls)

[Anonymous No.13926639]

>>13926603
as much as i would enjoy a happening, it wouldn't change anything. go ahead and kill 10 people if you're lucky and your leaders will just import 10,000 more. kill them instead if anything.

[Anonymous No.13926653]

>>13926639
Lol

[Anonymous No.13926671]

>>13926639
this post is definitely not based and redpilled, and I don't agree with it

[Anonymous No.13926674]

>>13926639
I don’t think that would change anything: we have a seemingly infinite supply of virtue signalling shitbag politicians waiting in the wings. If it’s a murder spree against visibly wealthy chinks and shitskins, perhaps word will spread to their homelands and they’ll stop coming.

[Anonymous No.13926694]

This is all hypothetical of course.

[Anonymous No.13926707]

My biggest regret, ever so far, is Naruto Shippuden.
Everyone told me
>drop it after the Pain arc anon
>naruto turns shit after the Pain battle
Well i did
I dropped it, and picked up years later
I decided to read the manga instead of watching the anime

And, i missed out. Big time

Holy fuck, does Naruto get good after the Pain the Arc. It gets fucking epic
Watching the Anime, blows the manga out of the water.
like, Im catching up watching the anime now, re-watching stuff i read in the manga

i missed out so fucking much.
SPOILERS. I would have loved to see all the dead akatsuki and that sensei guy getting resurrected in the anime

I mean, the anime has sounds, color, everything.
And the thought on never being able to witness it fresh again, is killing me
Im already looking forward to death, so my memory can be cleared in heavan, and i can watch naruto with a clean mind again.

If i have one thing to say to people who havent watched naruto yet. DONT drop the anime. Watch until at least episode 300
I say this as someone whose seen DBZ, Inuyasha, One piece, bleach, boku no hero acadamia
DONT drop Naruto. Every critique of it is honestly fucking nothing, and their blowing it out of proportion.

in fact, i say, dont read manga at all.
I used to convince myself manga is better than anime. its fucking not. not by a long shot. its fucking black lines and crosshatching.

You might think im trolling, but the fact is, im more upset about this than being a kissless virgin and being kicked out of college.
If i had the chance to have sex with a 100 asian girls and be a harvard grad, i would honestly pass it up, if it meant being able to watch the Naruto anime, with no fucking manga spoilers

I have $300 k USD dollars. (250 k link hodler) here.
If there exist a surgery where i can wipe all my memories of naruto, i would pay it.
I would pay a million dollars to be able to watch naruto fresh again.

[Anonymous No.13926721]

>>13926444
It’s ok my dude I appreciate it. Maybe one day when people start giving a fuck we’ll be compensated for what happened to us and we can market buy LINK with our settlements and make it.

[Anonymous No.13926723]

>>13926674
If you burned down a luxury condo tower (in minecraft, obvi) that would hit their bottom line which would be good too

[Anonymous No.13926731]

>>13926721
Forgot pic

[Anonymous No.13926748]

>>13925041
HOW DO I GEEEEEEEEEEEEEET OUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

[Anonymous No.13926751]

>>13926723
I like the idea, but everything’s made of concrete. Fucking minecraft.

[Anonymous No.13926804]

>>13926674
then the answer is to wait. bide your time, network, amass resources, get swole, raise an army then take control outright. it may sound LARPy, but i really do think its possible. we just have to become ubermen. it beats wageslaving for 60 years at least, even if it is a LARP

[Anonymous No.13926837]

>>13926751
Minecraft gasoline exists for a reason anon

[Anonymous No.13926862]

>>13926804
I dunno man, I don’t know how long I can hold out. I’m inching closer and closer to the edge and things just seem to get more and more absurd as time progresses.

[Anonymous No.13926871]

>>13926464
nice meme made me kek

[Anonymous No.13926874]

>>13924890
Just started lurking this minute to find that one invest. All I want is five million so I can live a money worry free life, while working a simple job without having to worry about ending up on the street in the future. It kills me that I might not have enough to care for my parents in their decrepit state in the future.

[Anonymous No.13926891]

>>13924890
I'm dead inside, feel nothing, everything seems bland and pointless
yeah, pretty much justed

[Anonymous No.13926904]

>>13926464
For the record I also disavow.

[Anonymous No.13926918]

>But figure his thought, when Death is now clutching at his own heart-strings, unlooked for, inexorable! Yes, poor Louis, Death has found thee. No palace walls or life-guards, gorgeous tapestries or gilt buckram of stiffest ceremonial could keep him out; but he is here, here at thy very life-breath, and will extinguish it. Thou, whose whole existence hitherto was a chimera and scenic show, at length becomest a reality: sumptuous Versailles bursts asunder, like a dream, into void Immensity; Time is done, and all the scaffolding of Time falls wrecked with hideous clangour round thy soul: the pale Kingdoms yawn open; there must thou enter, naked, all unking'd, and await what is appointed thee! Unhappy man, there as thou turnest, in dull agony, on thy bed of weariness, what a thought is thine! Purgatory and Hell-fire, now all-too possible, in the prospect; in the retrospect,--alas, what thing didst thou do that were not better undone; what mortal didst thou generously help; what sorrow hadst thou mercy on? Do the 'five hundred thousand' ghosts, who sank shamefully on so many battle-fields from Rossbach to Quebec, that thy Harlot might take revenge for an epigram,--crowd round thee in this hour? Thy foul Harem; the curses of mothers, the tears and infamy of daughters? Miserable man! thou 'hast done evil as thou couldst:' thy whole existence seems one hideous abortion and mistake of Nature; the use and meaning of thee not yet known. Wert thou a fabulous Griffin, devouring the works of men; daily dragging virgins to thy cave;--clad also in scales that no spear would pierce: no spear but Death's? A Griffin not fabulous but real! Frightful, O Louis, seem these moments for thee.

[Anonymous No.13926933]

>>13926731
How does cutting off hair compare to mutilating your penis? I hate clickbait articles like that.

Honest question, is circumcision still a popular thing to do as of right now in the US? Or has the attitude shifted?

[Anonymous No.13926952]

>>13926933
The attitude is slowly shifting but doctors are just making too much money selling the skins.

[Anonymous No.13926969]

>>13924965
This. You have to ride it out to the end.

[Anonymous No.13926999]

>>13926674
If a visible portion of the invading population sudddenly started dying, word would get around anon. Same with border control. Shitskins flow in because they KNOW they are likely to get away with it. Think about it. Someone is coached on how to get through successfully then more people find out through the grapevine. Conversely, if lots of people are winding up dead people will start to think twice. It sends a message. Not condoning this outside of minecraft obviously. Keep lifting building up your local networks.

[Anonymous No.13927040]

>>13926274
Its comfy for like 1 day, then its fucking bullshit.

[Anonymous No.13927104]

>>13926952
Do doctors themselves get a share of the profits from each circumcision they perform? Isn't that a huge conflict of interest? Is there a way to look up who did yours?

[Anonymous No.13927128]

>>13926731
Just bought 200k foreskin

[Anonymous No.13927158]

>>13926266
>not going for international champion

Never going to make it.

[Anonymous No.13927163]

>>13924890
im up 300% and im still slightly suicidal. What is even the point of all this. Even if I make it what would I even do. Just play vidya and shitpost until I die of old age?

Im hanging in there till I see how this all plays out. If I end up a millionare maybe something nice will happen, but I doubt it.

[Anonymous No.13927235]

>>13927158
It’s Canada. Guys in the US have access to all sorts of hardware that’s totally inaccessible here. There needs to be some sort of handicap.

[Anonymous No.13927301]

>>13927104
All doctors get bonuses either directly or indirectly from the prescriptions they issue, the tissues they collect, etc.

There’s no way anyone who was mutilated as a baby is going to be seeing the money (or their foreskins) that the doctor took ever again.

[Anonymous No.13927302]

>>13926707
its just a tv show god damn

btw there is a way to wipe your memories, and its not even that invasive. Its not terribly precise though. Its called Electroconvulsive Therapy. If they crank the voltage up enough it can damage your memory. If you do enough of it you can have total amnesia. You basically wont even remember who you are any more though.

[Anonymous No.13927560]

>>13927302
The world building is one of the best. Especially what happens post pain arc!
Can electric shock therapy erase specific memories, or bulk delete it?
Ive looked up some other memory methods for erasing specific memories, but its still in the research phase. Maybe by the time im 30 or 40, i could use it

[Anonymous No.13927629]

depression and suicidal tendencies just means your brain is stuck in a negative loop. you need to reset that shit with psychedelics. try shrooms, lsd or dmt

[Anonymous No.13927811]

>>13926266
>pretends to be white
>kills random people you don't care about while making it worse for rest of us

i wonder who could be behind this post

[Anonymous No.13927911]

>>13927560
Its a bulk delete. You might keep some, but there is no way to target it.

If you wanted to go the invasive route, you can get an MRI of your brain while you watch naruto and think about the manga to see where the memories are (roughly) located. Then they can cut into your brain and insert electrodes in that area and try to delete that specific memory. Its going to be a lot more expensive and invasive, and still not terribly precise. But you will probably still remember who your dad is at least.

[Anonymous No.13928333]

>>13927911
this sounds very scinece fictiony. but i guess ill see if i can do it in the future

[Anonymous No.13928381]

>>13926266
>>13926435
SHADILAY

[BSV will win No.13928622]

Things will get better if you keep on living.

[Anonymous No.13928644]

>>13924927
This, and blame everything on crypto!

[Anonymous No.13929050]

>>13926288

Don't sweat it so much. Yes, it shouldn't have happened, but we had no choice in the matter. Does you no good to dwell. As long as it still works, you're gonna make it.

[Anonymous No.13929065]

>>13926266
Please do this. Devilish digits check.

[Anonymous No.13929085]

>>13927163

What should you do? Start a family. Build a legacy.

It's your biological imperative. Ignore at your own peril.

[Anonymous No.13929196]

>>13924890
Yeah me. I'm 25 and I feel like I'm just wasting my life working shit jobs and majoring in Business admin. I'm not sure what I'm gonna once I'm done with my studies. I feel like I'm too dumb and aspie to be working with high functioning normal people. I'm only worked with high school dropouts and I feel like this will be my life forever.


I also find myself falling in love with pretty much every fucking woman that shows me attention. I wish I could just see them as friends, but I can't. I think it's because I'm getting older and I've been alone all my life.

[Anonymous No.13929234]

>>13924890
looks cozy as fuck

[Anonymous No.13929315]

>>13927811
I’m whiter than you are mutt.

[Anonymous No.13929320]

>>13926288
>>13926404
>>13926444
>>13929050
I just want to say, foreskin is the literally dumbest shit to freak out over. ever. Out of all the blackpill shit ive heard, foreskin is the most insignificant thing there is.
Id rather not be a chinlet, manlet, hairlet, and dicklet over having my foreskin restored. I have more than enough money to pay for foreskin restorian surgery, and i still would never do it. Id get penis extension surgery, which injects fat in the penis to increase girth and length by an inch, but my foreskin? Fuck no.
There used to be a time, when Cut vs Uncut fags would debate all the time which is better.
When the hell did all my cut brothers decided to become cucks to uncut fags?

For every bullshit study that comes out from uncut fags, you do realize theres bullshit studies that are pro-cut? Hell, theres already been studies where people felt MORE pleasure after being circumsized.
im an incel, so this doesnt matter, but there are already tons of women who find cut penises more attractive. There are women who find uncut gross. Also, cut fags last longer.
If youre going to freak out about a body part, freak out about something that makes sense. Literally every part of your body matters more than a foreskin when trying to get a date on tinder.

Also, i know youre a bunch of godless atheists who dont seem to give a shit about the afterlife. But just remember, Cut fags shows your devotion to God. And the more the devoted the follower, the greater the pleasure in the afterlife. When youre at St. Peters gate, he wont take too kindly to you besmirching your oath towards God.

Dont (You) mean. youre all retarded

[Anonymous No.13929322]

>>13926674
Don’t flip the chess set anon, gays flip the chess set. Become based president and do it right

[Anonymous No.13929349]

>>13926464
>>13926904
pussies

[Anonymous No.13929371]

>>13924890
I'm chill. Life goes on and i prefer to live desu.
Might also be because i didn't invest much on link either

[Anonymous No.13929374]

>>13926266
Don’t do it and instead go work out. Build a successful business and help your fellow men. Go out now like a pussy attacking random folks or wait for the revolution.

[Anonymous No.13929378]

>>13924890
feel you anon. worst week of my life. Not even cause crypto, but crypto has just been a shit cherry on top.

[Anonymous No.13929399]

>>13926539
what do you mean? LINK just breached its all time high

[Anonymous No.13929461]

>>13929320
you are a fucking faggot with mutilated genitals, trying desperately to cope with the fact that your parents had PART OF YOUR DICK CUT OFF in a JEWISH RITUAL

there is no escaping that reality, no matter how hard you try

[Anonymous No.13929474]

>>13926266
rape. think about it for a second. does it appeal to you as something you will do in your life? now you know yourself.

[Anonymous No.13929521]

>>13926266
Of course everything you speak of is minecraft related. As a fellow minecraft fan instead of going after the creepers and bugs i’d suggest going after the villagers with the big noses. They drop better loot and give you much more experience points.

[Anonymous No.13929574]

>>13929461
how is my dick cut off?
i still have the head and shaft. I can orgasm just fine.
Whats cut off about it?
>escaping reality
i could buy a foreskin restoration anytime i want. yet i dont

also, how do you know us cut fags dont feel more pleasure? Theres already been studies that reported this. Cut fags can directly touch the penis without skin blocking the way, so wouldnt there be more direct pleasure?

>jewish ritual
okay /pol/.
Jesus was a jew you know.

And even if cut fags were meant to suffer more, you do realize, we will receive a better reward in the afterlife? Again, a lot of uncut fags come off as godless atheists. During the Roman times, when the jews were circumcising themselves the degenerate sex-craved romans werent. By being circumsized, you are showing a devotion to God.

How does it feel, your reward in the after life wont be as great as mine?

[Anonymous No.13929577]

>>13929474
No, not really. It’s definitely not on my bucket list.

>>13929521
Too hard to differentiate. My minecraft server is absolutely lousy with chinks driving supercars and poos in BMWs.

[Anonymous No.13929604]

>>13929574
>how is my dick cut off?
THE FACT THAT PART OF YOUR DICK IS LITERALLY, ACTUALLY, CUT OFF AND YOU HAVE THE SCAR TISSUE TO PROVE IT YOU PSYCHOTIC CHRISTFAG FUCK.

IMAGINE UNIRONICALLY SHILLING THE IDEA THAT PEOPLE SHOULD MUTILATE THEIR NEWBORN SON'S GENITALIA TO SHOW LOYALTY TO THE JEWS.

HOLY FUCK YOU DESERVE A FUCKING BULLET IN YOUR SKULL YOU EVIL FUCKSTAIN.

[Anonymous No.13929679]

>>13929604
Thats not my dick, that just a piece of skin that blocks my dick from feeling more pleasure.
>psychotic christfag
so youre admitting you dont believe in christ and are a godless atheist?
>loyalty to the jews
Its done for the loyalty of God. It signifies that life on earth is temporary.
Whether or not removing a foreskin diminishes pleasure (it doesnt), the pleasure of the afterlife outweighs what happens on earth

>DESERVE A FUCKING BULLET IN YOUR SKULL YOU EVIL FUCKSTAIN
Kek!

[Anonymous No.13929763]

>>13929085
>start a family
>you mean create leverage that will be used against me in divorce court someday

I live in america if it matters. Family isnt really a thing here. Just depressed divorced guys and single moms.

[Anonymous No.13929809]

>>13929679
There is a shitload of nerve endings in the foreskin. You are missing out, supposedly.

>t. the jews got my foreskin too

[Anonymous No.13929872]

Imagine being born a cracker and still not making it

HAHAHA FUCKIN LOSER!!!

And white women mix breeding is just icing on the cake. Lolololol