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It starts in 5 minutes. Get in here. Will he be drunk? Will he sign? What do you think will happen?
https://vimeo.com/339365256?utm_content=bufferc08d2&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter.com&utm_campaign=buffer

>> No.13922085
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<3 cute

>> No.13922099

this is the make or break moment... the actual announcement

>> No.13922151

>>13922059
>Megathread

Implying this thread will go anywhere but to loo like that shit cunt Craig

Also, check'em

>> No.13922160
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>>13922059

>> No.13922161

>>13922059
>https://vimeo.com/339365256?utm_content=bufferc08d2&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter.com&utm_campaign=buffer

Spoiler - there will be some reason he can't sign and a new date set as to when Satoj will "prove" himself just like his followers have been doing the past year or so.

>> No.13922209

It seems to be a bit delayed, but the interview should be straight after the panel that's on now

>> No.13922214

>>13922161

He's not signing now. He's already said he will sign, but after all the court stuff is over.

The reason he wants court has nothing to do with people calling him "Faketoshi" and everything to do with establishing a legal precedent that governments, law enforcement and corporations will accept and respect.

>> No.13922254

Its about to start!

>> No.13922258

IT IS ON!!!

>> No.13922272

>>13922214
>I WILL SIGN!
> NAH YEAH MATE, SHE'LL BE FINE
>I'LL JUST CHUCK A U-y

That nigga has so many excuses fuck sake

>> No.13922283

That super autistic bow Craig Wright did. And people say hes not Satoshi. Dude is autistic, cant relate to others, is uncomfortably abrasive, and cheesey. Its exactly the time of person you would think Satoshi would be.

>> No.13922301

>did you create bitcoin
>yes
>crowd goes wild
CRINGE

>> No.13922309

>>13922214

Whatever. He could do it right now if he wasn't LARPing. Enjoy some rando liar loser scammer LARP around in the world.

>> No.13922317

>>13922283
i would expect satoshi to just fucking sign with his key like a tech savvy guy

>> No.13922358

>>13922317

That would be terrible, as it would set the opposite precedent from what he wants (code is law & this anarchist stuff)

>> No.13922362

>>13922272
Weird how someone that has a completely quick and easy way to prove a claim tries to "prove" it in the weirdest most roundabout way, and how they've all been proven lies!

Imagine believing this dude.

>> No.13922367

I was at the fireside chat this week. At one point Jimmy called Craig a sandwich fucker. He even accused Craig of eating the sandwiches after busting loads into them. There was an intense bit of silence while Craig glared. Beads of sweat formed on his forehead immediately, and his face was flush. He forced a chuckle into the microphone. Then he walked off stage and just out of the room where there was a magazine rack. He was still in full view of everyone through a window. He starts taking these magazines, two and three at a time, and just tearing them to shreds. Sometimes he would pick one up, and try to twist and tear the whole thing at once, but fail, so then he would start ripping out individual pages. He was facing away from everyone, so we couldn't see his facial expressions. This went on for two minutes at least. At this point I thought he was totally screwed, and that he had just ruined the reputation of BSV in one fell swoop. However, he turned around and walked back into the room. He looked completely rejuvinated and full of vigor again. He proceeded to completely btfo Jimmy in every way, acting as if nothing out of the ordinary had happened. Afterwards, he even did a little q&a session after Jimmy left due to being frustrated from the btfo. Janitorial services were picking up the mess of shredded magazines at this point, and the only acknowledgement Craig ever made to the mess was when one of the older janitors fell over while leaning to pick up the pieces. He sort of covered his hand with his mouth, clearly holding back laughter. It was bizarre, but with genius comes inevitable personality quirks.

>> No.13922373

G-ggguys he's actually coherent

>> No.13922379

>I broke TOR
wtf I luv creg now

>> No.13922397
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>>13922317
Do you remember when Satoshi left the Bitcoin forum? He didnt like the attention from SilkRoad/Wikileaks and he didnt like Gavin agreeing to go to the CIA. Satoshi didnt want to be known back then whoever he was and he did not like the idea of being findable because of what happened to every pre-existing digital currencys that were raided and shut down by the feds.

>> No.13922402

>>13922373
hes still running to script.
wait till he starts freestylin

>> No.13922427

>>139224
Touche my friend, will wait with bated breath

>> No.13922466
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he doesn't answer the question

>> No.13922487

>>13922373
imagine this being your criteria for being Satoshi "WOW GUYS THIS SCAM ARTIST AS SHOWN BY NUMEROUS PROVEN LIES ISN'T RANTING LIKE A MADMAN HE MUST BE TELLING THE TRUTH THIS TIME"

>> No.13922548

LUCKILY THE PROOF DISAPPEARED

>> No.13922629

You guys still watching this? Now hes saying how he came up with the name Satoshi Nakamoto.

>> No.13922634

wow, he is actually calm and coherent. Very interesting so far

>> No.13922664

>>13922629
anything apart from provide ONE SINGLE VERIFIABLE FACT

>> No.13922681

POKERMONZ

>> No.13922683

wtf is happening to BTC, is Calvin actually dumping in a background :D

>> No.13922697

>>13922085
sexual tension

>> No.13922710
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He's talking about Pokemon now

>> No.13922711

bitcoin.org who registered that? I did.

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Come on guys this guy is basically us.
What a fucking autist.

>> No.13922735

So when does he sign?

>> No.13922746

>>13922711
Plot twist. I actually did. I'm the real Satoshi. Craig kept me locked in his basement for the past few years. Was finally able to escape while he was gone.

>> No.13922749

>>13922735
>sign
literally never

>> No.13922750

>>13922735
never.

>> No.13922755

who compromised poor cregs mail ?
NOW HE CANT PROVE HES SATOSHI

>> No.13922767

Ok so I can't watch. Give it to me straight: should I buy?

>> No.13922800

>>13922767
Guy seems honest to me desu, he is as I imagine the real Satoshi would be

>> No.13922806

I love how he stutters lol
Fucking faketoshi but thanks for sv anyway, easy big gains

>> No.13922855
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WI KI LEAK S

>> No.13922859

>>13922767
Hold on anon, its not a good time

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>>13922735
he'll do it in a flash. if tulip trust terminates on January 1, 2020, then at that time. hilarious that he's telling people he's Satoshi and that he's going to destroy BTC and nobody believes him

>> No.13922912

>>13922880
>WIITHTHOOUUUTT WAARNNNINNGGGG
sign or stfu ffs
he at least used to be a drunk and funny fraud

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Tell us something only Satoshi would know
"Uh... Almost Anything!"
>HEHEHE
>C'MON CRAIG
>:[

>> No.13923019

>>13922767
He is circling around questions and isn't answering anything directly.

>> No.13923035

Why is Jimmy so nervous?
Are they afraid he's gona go offscript and name the jews?

>> No.13923045

>>13922912
post a timestamp so you can prove you're a human and not a bot. if you don't want to then i don't believe you're a human

>> No.13923066
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Ok, he's starting to say bullshit about signatures r-values.

The way I see it, he's setting-up the stage for another fake Satoshi signature.

(just like the one that made a valid Satoshi signature with a random-looking message hash, without actually revealing the hash preimage, which means nothing in ECDSA, anyone can do this trick)

>> No.13923088
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based

>> No.13923092
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69 machines

>> No.13923093

>>13923045
I cgaf what you think
I'm not trying to con you out your cash tho, or pretend I'm fucking Napoleon Bonaparte or some shit, thats the difference

>> No.13923113

>>13923035
dud it doesn't feel like a scripted convo at all, look at how he jumps from one subject to another. He's like a ADHD kid.

>> No.13923137

I feel like Jimmy is just now realising Craig isnt Satoshi because of his body language.. Am I the only one?

>> No.13923151
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>>13923093
Patch Tuesday, Windows XP, wat?

You can set XP (and 7) to PROMPT only and not auto-reboot. (see pic related). What nigger wouldn't set this up when doing a P2P network?

Also rofl fucking "WUSS" servers, it's "WSUS". He really doesn't know what the fuck he's talking about, does he.

All this fucking rambling.

>> No.13923164

>>13923092
Holy fuck. I can't follow anything that he is saying. He gets asked what his reaction was when the code went over and just talks about the tax office.

>> No.13923165

>computer crashes
>mister compter genius has to drive there to reboot

does anyone believe this? remote management was aleady invented in 2008

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>>13922059
>>13922085

>> No.13923175

Are these fellas dating?

>> No.13923177

>>13923137
He probably just need to take a massive shit

>> No.13923197

>>13923137
I get the same vibe. He looks like he is seeing through his bullshit.

>> No.13923204

>>13923093
>I cgaf what you think
precisely

>> No.13923218

>>13923165
how do you remotely reboot crashed system ?

>> No.13923229

>>13923218
a windows update doesn't shut down your machine

>> No.13923235

>>13923113
Yes, its investigative journalism in its highest form. >why cant you sign ?
waffle waffle fucking waffle

>> No.13923238

>>13923218
How the fuck do you think I.T admins do this sort of shit? You can remote view them even while they're updating.

>> No.13923254

>>13923218
also WOL is a thing

>> No.13923257

>>13922880
Keep kicking that can

>> No.13923262

He keeps talking about proving he is Satoshi in court because you only have to CONVINCE a jury/judge that you are.

>> No.13923267

I'm almost expecting him to say it's, it's a SERIES OF TUBES!

>> No.13923270

>>13923218
You can set the BIOS to automatically restart the computer, for example if there's a power failure.

Pretty sure it existed in 2008

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>>13923092
https://digital-forensics.sans.org/blog/2009/11/03/an-analysis-of-spyking

>> No.13923286

>>13922710
what did he say

>> No.13923289

> they are crazier than I ever thought

>> No.13923308
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>>13922358

>> No.13923314

HAHAHAHA.

"OMG EVERYONE I'M SATOSHI, I'M GONNA DUMP YO BITCOIN!"

"OH NOES DON'T YOU KNOW WHAT PRIVACY IS?"

>> No.13923315

>I wont show my degrees
>I won't sign anything
because muh privacy

>Also g-guise bitcoin was never designed to be private. It's all public :^)

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g-guys so is Niel a flasher???

>> No.13923343

>>13923315

It's designed to be private & pseudonymous, not anonymous

>> No.13923352

>>13923257
>>13923197
No the vibe im getting is the vibe a man who knows he will be killed on stage I'm scared for him

>> No.13923374

he sounds like an introvert, autistic too

>> No.13923378

>>13923343
This, whether Craig is him or not, if Satoshi wanted to be anonymous he'd coded anonymity into Bitcoin at the beginning.

>> No.13923392

>>13923352
imagine all the mafia and criminals holding BTC

>> No.13923396

>>13923229
ok but it does log you out, don't you need to log in for remote management to work ?
I'm not that good with that stuff, sorry if I'm wrong.

>> No.13923404

STANDING OVATION

>> No.13923405

>>13923286
I don't really remember desu, among all his ramblings

I think it was when they were talking about previous "alternative currencies" before Bitcoin, like Liberty Reserve and then at some moment he went on "oh and there was Pokemon because trading cards and shit"

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>>13923338
He must have a huge dick or else he would not flash, right?

>> No.13923418

>when I first came out
>when I blow ppl at parties
Yes, Thank you creg for your candour and honesty
<Jimmy flees>

>> No.13923424

>>13923396
also Craig is full autist now.

>> No.13923426

wow, i have never been more convinced that he's a fraud than ever. did anyone see the disgust in jimmy's eye at the end?

>> No.13923433

>thank you for your honesty
LOL what a shitshow

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HES SO ADORABLE, I THINK I LOVE HIM BIZ

>> No.13923455

fuck. CSW must have taken some of those "caffiene pills" he gets from truckers at truck stops. this little talk looked much better than the trainwreck earlier today. I don't know what to think right now.

>> No.13923460

>awards himself 3rd Phd of the day

>> No.13923465

>>13923426

I got the opposite impression, he seemed pretty real to me. A scammer isn't this autistic

>> No.13923470

>>13923455
suprising what's possible if you don't have him talk about technology but some bullshit backstory crap

>> No.13923479

BASED SATOSHI TRASHING WELFARE

>> No.13923485
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He's a living legend.

>> No.13923498

..... YES, BUT WILL YOU FUCKING SIGN THE FIRST BLOCK

>> No.13923502

CRIKY MATES I MADE THE BLOODY BITSCOIN

>> No.13923504

>>13923455
scripted garbage. was only really uncomfy/interesting with the 'are you Satoshi?' softball crap at the start

>> No.13923508
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13923508

Remember that copy-pasta post in all threads previously?

>he will make all the announcements
>on May 30th he will kill BTC finally, will sign blabla

basically nothing happened. no announcement, no signature, nothing.

Another time, CSW failed to deliver on his "grandiose promises"

>> No.13923509
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Legendary

>> No.13923527

>>13923498
No anon because that just proves possession.

>> No.13923528

>>13923460
So he got a PhD in econ, compsci, theology and he's working on law.

What a bunch of shit. There isn't enough time i n a life for that

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>>13923508
>Believing pasta
haha never change biz

>> No.13923534

>>13923392
This guy.
Btc-e was run by the Russian mob. Russia is run by the russian mob. There's a reason why Charlie Lee is still involved even after he cashed out.

Fortunately the real Satosh gets to live his life out in peace somewhere because of his foresight

>> No.13923539

>>13923286
>>13923286
he said that the satoshi portion of the name was inspired by the japanese name of ash ketchum, which is something that's already been pointed out on /biz/ a long time ago. the nakamoto part of the name was some extremely long winded historical story about some guy. that portion I don't believe. I'm pretty sure hal finney was the real satoshi given that he had a neighbor with that name and was probably using that tactic along with directing his network traffic as a way to cover his tracks.

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>goes on stage
>shows everyone and the camera his handcash balance
Who tf does this??
wtf we saw at least 2 balances.

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that guy holding his portfolio in the camera

>> No.13923595

>>13923563
they had already received the prize money, the intent was to show off the various BSV wallets really but also to show that they actually received the prize money

>> No.13923607

Oi MATES YA DEAF I IS THAT SATOSHI FELLA

>> No.13923609

Fucking cringe that poem

>> No.13923612
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>>13923528
He got a combined CompSci/Economics PhD (multifield) and a doctorate in Theology.

So that's 2.

He is current working on 2 additional PhDs, one in securities law and one in applied math. But they are not completed yet.

>> No.13923613

>>13923595
That makes more sense.

>> No.13923622

that poem KEK

>> No.13923626

Just like the rising vines
The lying fucker never signs

>> No.13923633

fucking bitconnect tier pagentry - nzero substance

>> No.13923638

>>13923612
complete horseshit. That's like four different 5+ year pre-doc educations. He's also supposed to be a CEO, government employee and past time inventor.

Either this guy is literally a vampire and 250 years old or talking crap

>> No.13923637

>>13923563
They just showed the prize money in a new wallet.

>> No.13923643

HHAHHAHAHAHAHA
THERE'S LIKE 100 DUDES IN THE CROWD

>> No.13923649

>>13923465
I think people just envision Satoshi to be like their favorite eceleb on social media and dont realize the people who create programs like Bitcoin are cringey abrasive autistic idealists.

>>13923508
Did CSW say that, or just the pajeet spammers? Did you believe that Link wouldnt crash at mainnet also?

>>13923626
Even if he did sign the genesis block, would anyone believe him? Or would people just say he took it from Dave or Hal?

>> No.13923653

SPARK UP THE BARBIE WE IS HAVING A TRUE BLUE AUSSIE GET TOGETHA MATES
BRING YA OWN SHRIMP I GOT ALL THE FOSTER WE NEED

>> No.13923657
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BSV: SHITCOIN OF THE YEAR

THE TRUE BITCONNECT 2.0

>> No.13923658

>>13923508
genious over here lmao

>> No.13923675

>>13923643
>100 DUDES
We need more DIVERSITY NOW!
Bring the wamons

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>>13923643
>100 DUDES IN THE CROWD
all Coingeek employees

>> No.13923685

>>13923649
>Even if he did sign
I think we can safely state, that question is purely theoretical by now

>> No.13923697

>>13923638
He literally has 17 university degrees, you can verify, most of them, if not all of them yourself.

He is literally a 179 IQ genius with something like 800 patents, and of course he also invented Bitcoin. Yes he's one of a kind, he will be remembered as one of the greatest men in our lifetimes.

>> No.13923702

>>13923638
Exactly anon. A PhD takes about 4-5 years for single subject. It isn't like his subjects overlap either. He is full of shit. I highly doubt any advisor would want to take someone who's that busy/old. That would mean they wouldn't be able to devote themselves full-time to research.

>> No.13923714

>>13923649
>Even if he did sign

How about he does this (aka the most basic of proof) before we consider his claims valid?

Nah may as well just believe him with zero proof.

>> No.13923720

>33rd May.
It'll be GRET, JUST wait folks

>> No.13923724

>>13923702
Chadtoshi has 69 Phds in pussylicking

>> No.13923726

>>13923702
that is 4-5 years just for the bsc/msc part. the doctorate takes like 4 years by itself too. This guy has to be a time traveller or something

>> No.13923774

>>13923702
>>13923726
THE TWO OF YOUS WANT YOUR BLOODY HEAD KICKED. I YAM A BLOODY GENIUS. JUST LIKE THIS MATE BE SAYING >>13923697
NOW PISS THE FUCK OFF MATES

>> No.13923791

>>13922059
>Craig Faketoshi opens mouth
Crashes entire cryptocoin market instantly

>> No.13923792

>>13923774
brb driving 3 hours to reboot my wuss server

>> No.13923819

>the 21 million coin circulation, fixed amount, where did that come from?
>craig:
>bitcoin is an integer value
>so people don't seem to realize that the decimal point is only what you display in your wallet
>there's a fixed decimal and I believe things are probably getting better in some of the modern chips and whatever else but the reality is, there's only so much range before you start getting errors and rounding and processing and you can't have processing errors, you can't have rounding errors, it's a little bit overly conservative, you could actually expand it a couple bits, but it's better to be conservative, and not perfect, I mean after all it's 2 [unintelligible] bits

imagine making bitcoin and not knowing how floating point works and how it's different from integers.
>there's a fixed decimal and I believe things are probably getting better in some of the modern chips
typical craig's technobabble

>> No.13923835

>>13923819
Early bitcoin days Satoshi said if there was ever a need for more coins, you should move the decimal over in all UIs and there you go, more coins.

>> No.13923840

>>13923819
https://www.floating-point-gui.de/errors/rounding/

>> No.13923881

>>13923819
this is the same guy who supposedly selected a subset of forth operations that constitute a decider (e.g. not a turing machine because a decider ALWAYS halts)

yet he claims it to be turing complete.
In my book that seals the deal already.

Imagine inventing a piece of software that always does X, explicitly because X is REQUIRED for the operation of your system only to release a paper later why it doesn't X based on faulty proofs.

>> No.13923882

>>13923657
Signatum 2.0

>> No.13923887

>>13923819
he is talking about integer rounding issues etc. you cannot use floating point arithmetic in a blockchain protocol, everything has to be an integer, so that it each quantity is precisely measurable. perhaps processers in the future will be better at handling these kinds of issues.

not a bad answer in my opinion

>> No.13923895

>>13923840
that's the point, it's not floating point, it's an integer, yet he talks about "expanding a couple bits" and that adding too much would be unsafe which doesn't make any sense.

>> No.13923952

>>13923819
>bitcoin is an integer value
Did he mean a fixed point value? He definitely sounds like someone unfamiliar with data types

>> No.13923961

Dammit I don't know if I should hold this shit or not I buy and sell every 10 minutes
Why didn't I just sell last night fuck fuck fuck fuck

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>>13923961
>I buy and sell every 10 minutes

>> No.13923978

>>13923952
bitcoin is an integer value tho. there are like 21*10^24 satoshis total. That's the value.

>> No.13923985

>>13923974
>I buy and sell every 10 minutes
I'm losing so much money :(

>> No.13924001

>>13923961
Drop that garbage like it's hot

Thank me tmw when u look at charts

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>>13923952
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SucBfMhQb6M

>> No.13924034

>>13923961
you retard just hold until january 2020. Calvin just flexed his mining fleet today and it is massive. He definitely put his money where his mouth is. I am not uncertain that BSV is over 1k EOY.

>> No.13924103

>>13924034
Calvin and Craight aren't smart. If he signed today, BTC would flash crash and potentially take the whole crypto market down with them. Instead, keep grinding BSV up the charts until it is number 2, then we can start getting serious discussions about what the future of Bitcoin is until the other fades slowly out of existence in price. If he DOES dump 1m coins on the market, it will be when nobody but the most hardcore gives a shit about Bitcoin anymore.

>> No.13924126

>>13924103
^aren't dumb

>> No.13924146 [DELETED] 

>>13923895
So he basically confused integers with floats? This is an absolutely impossible mistake for a cryptography programmer who's supposed to be a bit twiddler.

>>13923881
He definitely sounds like he was talking about floats.
>things are probably getting better in some of the modern chips and whatever else but the reality is, there's only so much range before you start getting errors and rounding and processing and you can't have processing errors
An integer is always an integer, wtf was he talking about

>>13923978
Yes, but it sounds like he ascribed to it floating point precision loss. Fixed-point numbers can be integers too, you can use the same addition and subtraction

>> No.13924148

>>13924103
Imagine what happens when he signs AND dropps his BTC stash at the same day. REKT

>> No.13924152

>>13924103
Do you know the implications of signing that message?
He would get instantly assassinated by the BTC mob or a gov crackdown on tax. It isn't simple as it seems.

>> No.13924166

>>13923895
So he basically confused integers with floats? This is an absolutely impossible mistake for a cryptography programmer who's supposed to be a bit twiddler.

>>13923887
He definitely sounds like he was talking about floats.
>things are probably getting better in some of the modern chips and whatever else but the reality is, there's only so much range before you start getting errors and rounding and processing and you can't have processing errors
An integer is always an integer, wtf was he talking about

>>13923978
Yes, but it sounds like he ascribed to it floating point precision loss. Fixed-point numbers can be integers too, you can use the same addition and subtraction

>> No.13924173

>>13924146
yeah I don't think he is capable of even passing the fizz buzz test.
The more you allow him to wander into technical details the more nonsensical he becomes.

>> No.13924249

>>13924146
"And the proof chain code was solid, but I freaked out when I saw that it used a Floating Point type rather than an Integer type for any kind of accounting. Accounting requirements vs. floating point types have a long and horrible history.

al was reviewing the transaction scripting language, and both the code he had, and the code I had, interacted with the accounting code. So Satoshi brought him in for the discussion on floating point, and both of us reviewed the accounting code. Hal had a lot of experience doing exact math in floating point formats – some of his crypto code in PGP even used float types for binary operations."

>> No.13924259

>>13924173
It's all techno babble to me so I am not educated enough to know whether he tells the truth on that. As a people person though I do sense alot of qualities in Satoshi's writing that point to Craig, I think it is possible he may have came up with the idea but someone like Kleiman did all the coding. That might be why Craig stepped away, Kleiman got sick and Craig had no clue how to continue this shit.

>> No.13924272

>>13924166
"It was when we started talking about floating-point types in accounting code that I learned Hal was involved in the effort. Hal was reviewing the transaction scripting language, and both the code he had, and the code I had, interacted with the accounting code. So Satoshi brought him in for the discussion on floating point, and both of us reviewed the accounting code. Hal had a lot of experience doing exact math in floating point formats."

>> No.13924275

>>13924259
>As a people person
you're the prime target for conmen like him

>> No.13924350

>>13923528
>What a bunch of shit. There isn't enough time i n a life for that
Bullshit. Kim Jong Il wrote over 2,000 books.

>> No.13924354

>>13924152
So if the implications are so bad, why did he come out of hiding? Why didn't he stay anonymous like he started? It doesn't make sense.

>> No.13924358

Just sold .25 btc of my 1btc to complete my 21 bsv stack
Ill either be a millionaire when bsv hits 50k, or i'll have 750k when btc hits a mil
either way my bets are hedged so craig burn it down

>> No.13924362

>>13924249
>>13924272
I got it that this is from Ray Dillinger's interview, but if anything, it shows that Satoshi perfectly knew the distinction between integers/fixed points and floating points

>> No.13924373

>>13923539
>hal finney was the real satoshi given that he had a neighbor with that name
Wait, Hal Finney's neighbor was named Satoshi? And we're debating whether it's CSW?

>> No.13924397

>>13924373
b- but ash ketchum from pokemon xD

>> No.13924402

>>13924358
> holding hijacked btc and scam bsv
oh boy 4chan is retarded

>> No.13924426

>>13924402
guess there's no winning this game huh?

>> No.13924427

Why is this Calvin fucker so sure his plan will work?
The real Satoshi would completely ruin everything if he sent a message saying Craig is not Satoshi, like in the Dorian Nakamoto case.

>> No.13924440

you incels don't even know how one can get a PhD in a short time.

You need to have credible research and projects to earn a Phd. Not everyone has to slave in the lab for 4 years to do research on their topic. One can work on a project and have the advisor guide them(as a mentor) and when the project is complete they get awarded a Phd.

PhD is not like a Masters degree where you have to finish a set number of credits. A PhD is awarded for a new addition of information through research, and the basis of which is the final paper.

It is theoritically possible for one of you incels to write a good paper with new and credible research without even having an admit from a school

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>>13922059
>>13924358
MINISTER YOU, MASATOSHEEE!

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>>13924427
>Why is this Calvin fucker so sure his plan will work?
Risk-taking maybe? He doesn't know who or what Satoshi is up to. So he's just taking a huge risk for a potential huge payoff.

If it doesn't work out (the real Satoshi signs a message "I'm not Craig"), then he probably got a plan B, like shutting down the whole BSV operation and redirecting the SHA256 hashpower he already owns to mine BTC while keeping a low-profile.

Either way he still makes a decent chunk of money.

>> No.13924574

>>13924426
Been in crypto game since the getgo, boy.

Just when u think u got it down, bam! It goes and fucks your butt

>> No.13924808

>>13924354
He didn't come out of hiding, he was outed by Wired and Gizmodo and immediately the Australian authorities raided his home and he fled the country.

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13924878

So will we get any more large pumps?

>> No.13924887

>bitcoin is an integer value
>there's a fixed decimal and I believe things are probably getting better in some of the modern chips and whatever else but the reality is, there's only so much range before you start getting errors and rounding and processing and you can't have processing errors, you can't have rounding errors

No, this is really stunning. For those who don't get it, there is NO hardware-specific integer "precision loss". It only applies to float types. CSW doesn't understand this. Integer calculations work the same everywhere, every time: on arduinos, raspberries, calculators, watches, etc. (the only hardware-specific thing is endianess, which doesn't affect the calculations)

To create something like bitcoin you really have to understand low-level stuff like this. But hey, I got it, CSW was "assisted".

>> No.13924976

>>13924887

Craigslist fake Toshiba dropped the ball big time

>> No.13925229

>>13922161
He is obsiously trying to decrypt Dave Kleiman's usb drive and stalling it as much as possible. Just finish this shit already and kill the fucking scammer.

>> No.13925342

>>13924358
Smart and RedPilled

>> No.13925459

>that pump
I'm so fucking over this shit I just sold the bottom today

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>>13922151
Here's +1 to the 183 replies and 51 posters, just for you.

>> No.13925502

>>13925459
Is everyone in this market retarded?

>> No.13925515

>>13925502
You care to explain retard?

>> No.13925736

>>13925502
no u retarded