Mall anon checking in

[Mallfag !!U+EgyhHjSZo No.13918614]

>>13897139
So I got laid last night. O longer a virgin. Here's how it went

>first girl laughed in my face
>second girl stood up and walked off, didn't even say a word, just did a 360 and walked out of there
>next few girls seemed uncomfortable but they at least responded with words arranged in sentences
>I give up, went to a popular coffee franchise for a drink
>made a dumb joke about the girl in front of me. About her nails, they were all different colours
>somehow she starts talking back, don't get her number but find out the bar she's going to later
>playitcool.jpg
>go to the same bar just after ten, made sure I bring a wing man
>meet the girl again
>flirting
>kino escalation
>dance
>drink
>try to kiss her on the dance floor after she's been grinding on my dick for two songs
>oh sorry anon I have a bf you must have got the wrong idea about the sort of grill I am
>go home leave my wingman there
>order an escort
>wasn't as good as fapping

Fuck women, I'm saving myself for Sergey

[Anonymous No.13918665]

>>13918614
you're cool, man. don't let anyone bring you ever down, bro.

[Anonymous No.13918736]

>>13918614

>that ending

Kek. I like it. Should have just gone for the escort from the beginning and skipped the rest of that trash.

[Anonymous No.13918737]

>try to kiss her on the dance floor after she's been grinding on my dick for two songs
need any more reason to never trust women? all women are sluts.

[Anonymous No.13918873]

>>13918614
cringe and kys newfag
we're in LINK to reinstate the 4th reich, not for roasties.
now get the FUCK off my board normalfaggot.

[Anonymous No.13919323]

>>13918873
1000 year eoy Reich. Under herr fuhrer Baron Trump. #

[Anonymous No.13919350]

>>13918614
It's up bitches! https://blog.chain.link