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hi guys, my mom just went to buy groceries and left me all alone

>> No.13918038
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>>13918026
what are you going to do?

>> No.13918071

>>13918026
be sure not to call more than 3 hookers

>> No.13918090

i like playing with her secret toy, it makes funny sounds hehe

>> No.13918109

>>13918071
what is a hooker, friend? unu

>> No.13918127

now is a good time to take all your dirty tissues to the outside trash can

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>>13918127
HOW DID YOU KNOW OWO

>> No.13918308

>>13918240
That's all you have?

>> No.13918341

mom came back aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa im out

>> No.13918631

hi

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>>13918026
Time to hit your dads porn stash!

Bedside table bottom drawer under the travelers checks and diners club bills. The hustlers are great but mom
Should be gone about an hour (maybe longer) so why not grab the vhs tapes and really spank it to the MAX!! You should be able to bust 11 or 12 nuts fren!!

:^D

>> No.13918721

>>13918026
When the cat is away, the mice will play

>> No.13918731

>>13918701
As a straight white male, how is it possible to nut more than once in one session? Asking for a fren

>> No.13918752

>>13918731
Stop being a low testosterone trannymale

>> No.13918839

>>13918701
inb4 it's all blacked.com