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>> No.13916920

>>13916902
FINALLY

>> No.13916931

Can’t wait. I heard our stacks are gonna start generating link.

>> No.13916940

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>> No.13916946

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>> No.13916948

>>13916902
where is it going to be posted?

>> No.13916964

>>13916948
Eric Holder had Paul Walker assassinated to cover up his illegal gun smuggling operation in Mexico known as Fast and Furious

>> No.13916968

>>13916948
Forbes, CNN, and Fox

>> No.13916972

>>13916964
All women have no right to exist.

>> No.13916974

>>13916964
Paul Walker has no right to have sex

>> No.13917003

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>> No.13917022

>>13916964
why? isnt that guy just an actor??

>> No.13917024

>>13916964
Why Paul walker? Was he gonna tell everyone

>> No.13917051

>>13917022
>>13917024
eric holder LIED and paul walker DIED

>> No.13917052

>January 1st, 2021
>I wake up around noon and check coinmarketcap
>$1050
>I spent New Years Eve alone as usual
>I think about all the memes, all the threads spammed on the Chainlink board of 4channel last night
>All the fud about dropping back to $800
>We finally broke $1,000
>I walk outside and get an Uber to the airport
>I only have the 300 Link I managed to buy early 2020, but I started making enough off staking to quit my job
>I fly to the Cryonics center I've been in touch with
>In the waiting room I browse /link/ (a board made when some anon bought 4channel with his Link gains last August)
>half the threads are anons showing off their yachts, huge orgies, paying homeless people to let them beat the shit out of them, you get the idea
>I wish I'd had gotten in earlier - a few anons were living like literal kings now, complete with their own fledgling countries
>a couple more livestreams pop up - more nolinker suicides
>the jannies quickly take them down
>the doc takes my phone and we make small talk until I slip into the abyss
>Im declared dead
>This sets off my contracts interlinked within contracts interlinked within contracts interlinked within oracles
>The first contract releases the payment to the Cryonics organization
>Immediately after my Link portfolio is reorganized by a series of contracts written to stake my Link automatically for safe profits
>years pass and an army of profit taking contracts are at work, diversifying my portfolio into various assets for another level of security
>100 years pass and the stop loss contracts still haven't kicked in
>As if no time had passed at all I'm awake, for a second I think I'm still waiting to be put into Cryogenic sleep

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>>13917052
>A new doctor is explaining everything to me
>He hands me the shoebox I put some possessions in - a photo of my family, a photo of my cat, my first Ledger Nano
>I can tell this body isn't organic, but it looks completely natural
>The doctor shows me my portfolio
>Adjusted for inflation, I'm the equivalent of a 2021 billionaire
>I pay for an ego backup
>A sensor imbedded in my body serves as an oracle, if I die my consciousness will immediately be restored in a new body
>I spend some decades roaming Earth, talking to the other old Linkers
>Learn that ayys made first contact soon after our societal and technological development was spurred on by smart contracts
>Pay homage to the statue of Sergey Nazarov, standing in the center of what was once Israel
>Send 1 Link to the janitors wallet as he scrubs Sergey's giant stone feet
>He gets a notification and realizes he's suddenly a rich man
>Exclaims he can finally buy his freedom, breaks down crying tears of happiness
>Figure I've had enough of Earth, pay a ship building company to make me a vessel resembling the one I once flew in EVE Online
>Explore the stars and meet all sorts of interesting people and space niggers using worm holes rendered traversable by some alien technology
>Enter the infinite
What are you gonna do when you make it, anon?

>> No.13917105

>>13916964
t. nopants

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>> No.13917130

>>13917070
lmao the delusion

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its coming.

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>>13916964
India has no right to exist

>> No.13917194

I’m expecting to be dissapointed. Chainlink annoucements mostly are.

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>>13917192
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>>13917277
Checked

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>>13916902
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hi

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>> No.13917729

UH, ALL THE BLACK PEOPLE OR NIGGERS AS I LIKE TO CALL THEM, GET OUT OF LINK BECAUSE ITS FOR WHITE PEOPLE ONLY, UNDERSTAND

>> No.13917740

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>> No.13917743

>>13917729
Fucking based

>> No.13917750

get your pink wojaks ready.

>> No.13917759

>>13917729
no

>> No.13917768

>>13917743
>id

>> No.13917800

>>13917743
What do you mean by your id?

>> No.13917855

>>13917800
checked
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>> No.13917869

nothing will happen

>> No.13917898

yapo ctmmmmm no se que wea hacer

>> No.13917921

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>> No.13917926
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today we get rich

>> No.13917942

2 FUCKING MINUTES!!!

>> No.13917941

>>13917898

choroy hacker se hace millonario

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>> No.13917946

>>13916902
EXIT SCAM EXIT SCAM EXIT SCAM EXIT SCAM EXIT SCAM EXIT SCAM EXIT SCAM EXIT SCAM EXIT SCAM EXIT SCAM EXIT SCAM EXIT SCAM EXIT SCAM EXIT SCAM EXIT SCAM EXIT SCAM EXIT SCAM EXIT SCAM EXIT SCAM

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One minute

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>> No.13917978

In typical Link fashion... Nothing happens.... it's all so tiring

>> No.13917987

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND ITS A NOTHING BURGER KEK
THIS SHIT IS DUMPING BACK TO 20 CENTS BY END OF JUNE

>> No.13917992

Unmmm nothing is happening????

>> No.13917995

Dump your bags bois its over
>no blog
>insane transaction costs

>> No.13918001

>>13917978
Was there ever an actual time given?

>> No.13918013

>>13917022
Kys newfaggot

>> No.13918016

>>13918001
yes. 1 hour from now.

>> No.13918017

>>13918001
Nah

>> No.13918045

>>13918016
Oh ok

1 MORE HOUR EVERYONE LETS START OVER

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>> No.13918048

>>13918001
You know it's mother ducking over, even when the twitter shills have been dead silent whole day.

>> No.13918073

>>13917898
EL WATON FRANELA ME CAGO CON 100 LUCAS COMO FUI TAN WEON

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>>13918045
>47

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>>13918078
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>> No.13918125

>>13917941
>>13917898
>>13918073
Aweonaos culiaos cuanto link tienen

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>> No.13918187

>>13918125

no importa, somos todos amigos aca

>> No.13918208

>>13917743
>final2x
get off this board immediately

>> No.13918220

>>13918125
350 csm no se q wea esperar ya

>> No.13918239

>>13918187
Tampoco se si vender antes del blogpost

>> No.13918299

>>13918187
>>13918239
al primer grito e guerra vendo, tengo el stop-limit a 12265

>> No.13918327

>>13917729
based

>>13917759
gtfo

>> No.13918367

He’s going to post the blog exactly when Faketoshi starts his fire side chat. It’s perfectly timed.

>> No.13918388

>>13918299
No vendan tontos culiaos, esta wea es long term se los van a culiar si se ponen a swing tradear como aweonaos

>> No.13918389

>>13918239
Maricones todos

>> No.13918401

>>13918220
jajajajajaa tuviste 2 años sapo qliao

>> No.13918413

>>13918220
Also, only 360 linkies? Stay poor

>> No.13918486

All men are mere mindless slaves

>> No.13918499

Funny and sad how a vapourware coin became the most popular on biz. It acts as a honeypot trap to keep all the dumb people from making money through actual cryptocurrencies.

>> No.13918500

>>13918486
to J.B Mussip

>> No.13918659

>>13918499
Waste of dubs. 1000eoy

>> No.13918916

>>13918388
long term dice el wea
en un par de horas mas se va al suelo tu wea de link qlo

>> No.13918980

>>13918916
Callate tonto culiao, no cachai niuna wea
Off my board fucker

>> No.13919043

>>13918916
Pobre weon, llevo mas de dos años holdeando y compre a 0.20 lul

>> No.13919243

Que pasa con la mierda esta?

>> No.13919366

>>13917052
>>13917070
>What are you gonna do when you make it, anon?
I am going to use my money to finance a personal mission to hunt down and locate any and all Cryonics centers in existence. Then I will rig each center with a series of radioactive explosives designed to reduce each center to an indistinguishable ashtray of pestilence and rubble, however all the centers will be linked to detonate at the same time and the trigger-function will be the depletion of my ballsack of the spiciest load of semen erupted to that sunglasses wearing rope hoe while listening to Boards of Canada.