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give me a rundown on taking out a loan in the US to buy crypto please

my credit is shit because I barely pay my student loan bills (at 525 atm). I got instantly approved for some shitty CapitalOne card last night, but I was given a monthly limit of $2k.
I was thinking about making an elaborate fake Amazon FBA business plan and trying to get a somewhat large small business loan from a bank. could this actually work?

I am immigrating to Israel this year, and credit doesn't follow you to other countries, so I can basically never pay any of this back once I get there.

have any of you guys done stuff like this? I'd appreciate any advice.

>> No.13899101
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13899101

pls respond

>> No.13899232

p-pls

>> No.13899415

help me out fellow yehudim

>> No.13899509

>>13899005
You fell for the college meme now you pay the price. Have fun with inflation homo

>> No.13899540

>>13899509
thanks for the bump cletus

>> No.13899575
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>>13899005
You are literally going to migrate to the jew's nest whilst owing them money.
Good luck with that.

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>>13899575
>he's on the finance board
>he doesn't know how the system actually works

>> No.13899597

>>13899005
That limit is too low anon. I maxed a $10k card to setup a mining operation and buying Bitcoin off coinbase in 2017.
I read an article once that said when you apply for credit cards, they dont actually check the income you write down. Is this true?

>> No.13899621

>>13899597
they didn't verify my income, so I can just lie and get a higher limit on a different card?

>> No.13899636

>>13899597
also, how do you spend it on crypto every month without getting the card cancelled?
how do you barely pay?

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cringe thread

>> No.13900223

any other advice?

>> No.13900260

Why are you going to Isreal?

>> No.13900287

>>13900260
to launch my crypto business
US is cucked as fuck for that stuff

>> No.13900306

>>13900287

But why Isreal in particular? Why not Europe?

>> No.13900311

>>13899575
This.

>> No.13900337

>>13900260
safety from the samson option

>> No.13900342

>>13900306
I'm a jude, I'm getting instant citizenship

>>13900311
>he doesn't know

>> No.13900358

>>13900342

You're.........a what?

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>>13900358

>> No.13900692

anyone else?