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I've nearly made it through a few well timed margin trades on Arthur's casino, I'm about to go and try to talk to girls in the mall for the first time in my life. Anyone got any tips? I've already got confidence because I'm at 100k+
>inb4 just bee yourself

>> No.13897147

>>13897139
All women are whores

>> No.13897158

>>13897147
this

>> No.13897165

>in the mall
1/10. Good job, you tried.

>> No.13897168

>>13897147
fpbp

>> No.13897170

>25
>Talking to girls at the mall

Go to a bar you fucking pedophile

>> No.13897177

you can retire by placing a leveraged short on NASDAQ with your BTC on prime-xbt.io

>> No.13897193
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13897193

>>13897139
>I've already got confidence because I'm at 100k+

>> No.13897197

>>13897139
>100k
>get confidence
>tfw $1.3m and no confidence
How can you base your confidence on the money you didn't even cash out?

>> No.13897209

>>13897147
All women are motherly

>> No.13897232

>>13897209
>Boomer Beta

>> No.13897246

>>13897139
Don't tell them you have money if you're looking for someone genuinely interested in you. In fact, just don't tell them you have money regardless. "A fool and his money are soon parted".

>> No.13897292

>>13897170
I'm going to try and meet some of them later this evening, the daytime approach is so that when they're drunk they're already more receptive to me because we talked for a few minutes already
>>13897197
Just imagine that most of the people in the world will never earn as much as you already have, and that you have enough money to have someone killed. The power of life and death in your wallet is a big mental "fuck you" to Chad and his muscles and high body count

>> No.13897306
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13897306

>>13897139
Just follow pic related and have sex.

>> No.13897319

The mall is if you specifically want to go after jail bait

>> No.13897336

>>13897306
Follow pic related and become a sex offender

>> No.13897374
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13897374

>>13897139
Having money won't make you a likeable person. Unless you want a gold digger whore, shut about about your 100k and go get rejected by decent women until you have the social skills and resilience to get a good one.

>> No.13897436

>>13897306
maybe this worked in the 90s or early 2000s but this is just begging to be arrested

>> No.13897462

>>13897292
>And his muscles

You can't lift ?

>> No.13897476

>>13897306
Dunno man. Sounds a bit rape-y. Also I have to have my laptop on me, or drink a ton of coffee. I'm not keen on either. But since you're the only one who gave advice, thanks. I'm going now, I'll check back later and report on how it went. Trigfagging in case anyone interested in the debrief

>> No.13897603

>>13897336
>>13897436
stay virgins, incels

>>13897476
It's only rapey if the girl isn't into you. If she is, you can do pretty much anything. Remember, all women are whores.

>> No.13897629

>>13897139
Yea, don't do that

>> No.13897687

>>13897139
>girls in the mall
Are you a pedophile? Because the only girls that hang out at the mall are 14 year olds.

>> No.13897856

>>13897306
only chads can get away with this. and even then, it wouldnt always work.