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Anyone else develop a brapper fetish because of this place?

About to clock off waging and when I get home gonna throw gf in shower then eat her brapper for like an hour. She thinks it's weird but can't get enough of sniffing and licking that balloon knot cause of you degenerate cunts.

>> No.13895817

No, fuck off virgin beta male, go outside

Also: All women are whores

>> No.13895826

Disgusting

>> No.13895828

>>13895807
>>13895817
Have sex

>> No.13895830

>>13895807
I was eating ass before biz

>> No.13895833

>>13895807
>>>/trash/

>> No.13895838
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>>13895807

>> No.13895841

the jews did this

>> No.13895843

>>13895807
if it didnt feel good you wouldnt be doing it now you fuckin faggot
i can eat a brapper 24/7 no problem anon, consider urself lucky

>> No.13895852

Imagine being such a virgin that you thought you were unique because you like butts

>> No.13895859

>>13895807
you're a degenerate fuck. have secks, sweaty

>> No.13895860

What the fuck....

>> No.13895865

This board hits a new all time low every day

Mods don’t care either

>> No.13895868

>>13895807
pls post her reaction of her when you ask her to blast one in your face. no clue how to approach that one

>> No.13895893

>>13895865
>hits a new all time low every day
u must be new here

>> No.13895929

>>13895868
Just get your girl working out and make her down protein shakes. She'll brap whether she wants to or not.

>> No.13896007
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13896007

DON'T DO IT YOU'LL GET PINK EYE LIKE I DID AHHHHH FUCK YOU BRAP POSTERS

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>>13895865
>mods
>/biz/
kek

>> No.13896293

>>13895865
buy the dip

>> No.13896483

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPP!!!!!

>> No.13896543

>>13895807
BBRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPTTPPTTPPTTPPPTTTTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

BBRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPGGGGRGRRGRRGRGRGRGRGRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>> No.13896806

>>13895807
Actually, i liked buttholes before i found biz.

>> No.13896874

Anyone else's brapper fetish combine with BBC?

I could lick any ass where BBC has been for literal days. Blacks smell and taste better than men of other races and it rubs off after a good ass fucking.

A sniff, a slurp, and jism in my hand makes one happy day.

>> No.13896898

>>13895807
nice

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>>13895807

>> No.13896943

>>13895807
>shower before eating brapper
Low t beta faggot kys

>> No.13896947

>>13895807
can you fix a gf brapper if it's flat (not ugly, just flat, big but flat)

>> No.13896970

>>13895817
>All women are whores
Do not forget that writing this includes your mom, grandmas, aunts,sisters,daughters,nieces, cousins & female friends. All of them.
(and insulting half of the human population won't make you a righteous person)

>> No.13897124

>>13896970
Yeah they are too. What's your point faggot? It's in their nature

>> No.13897214

>>13895807
way ahead of you fren

>> No.13897230

>>13895817
Based

>> No.13897236

>>13896007
KEK

>> No.13897253

>>13895826
>>13895860
tots on the loose

>> No.13897270
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>>13896970
Maybe your mom is a whore but not mine faggot. Mine is a trad angel.

>> No.13897272

>>13895807
>balloon knot
Fucking hell man

>> No.13897351
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>>13897270
Your mama a whore, my mama whore, every mama a whore.
Deal with it.

>> No.13897668

>>13896947
Yes. She has to do barbell hip thrusts. 3 sets of 8-12 reps is a good start, of course increasing the weights over time. She will have a golden brapper in a few months.

>> No.13897770

>>13895807
i've been eating ass since i was 17 and been on this board since i was 22 so no

>> No.13897795
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>>13896970
>implying some women aren't whores

>> No.13897809

>>13897795
ALL women are whores.

>> No.13897832

>>13895865
Kek, /biz/ is more of a /b/ really. It's 80% cult posting and 20% complaining about life in general. Mods or probably one single jannie that is left only deletes post that wanna shill LINK to /v/ /pol/ and /x/

And that's a good thing.

>> No.13897876

Nothing is nicer than lapping your tongue over a girls pink asshole. It's animalistic and feels wrong which makes it even better

>> No.13897930

>>13897876
I actually asked /sci/ about this and we came to the conclusion that 2 things are occuring. Both because of natural selection.

1) The pussy is close to the ass so if the asshole is a deal breaker for you and lose the erection you're not making babies. Boom low T faggots outbread.
2) Licking ass gets natural bacteria into your body which creates anti bodies and improves your immune system so you don't die once food is a lil dirty.

>> No.13897958

>>13897930
pretty sure it's a power impulse for men to watch their girl squirm

>> No.13898050

>>13897930

To me a girls asshole is more aesthetically pleasing than her pussy

>> No.13898065

>>13895807
>throw gf in shower
You mean watch pornhub and then jack it in the shower bro, come on

>> No.13898067

>>13895807
Sweet Vishnu look at the toilet on that biche

>> No.13898075

>>13897930
Source on ass bacteria being somehow assimilable?

>> No.13898133

Not here. Currently visiting family. Due to damily being old, I've seen my mom, aunt and grandpa shit themselves. Mom has a high fiber diet and is constantly farting.

Maybe it'll change if I date a cutie with a clean booty.

On the other hand, I have fapped to poop and water sports in erotic lit, but that's outside the realm of actual doing it.

>> No.13898145

There is no such thing as a fetish for female asses. Enjoying the sight of a round female ass is the biological baseline of normal sexual attraction.

>> No.13898310

its so good
at one point me and ex practically stopped having sex and once we get together we shower, and start eating each others asses
i'd cum, she cums and thats it
rarely have intercouse as we both love eating ass

>> No.13898337

>>13898050
Literally JEWED mind, homosexual even

>> No.13898390

>>13898337
i agree on the Jew thing but it feels good anon
they did a study on why men like anal sex (men fuckin girls asses) and the top three reasons are

1. its tighter
2. its warmer
3. more degrading to women, which makes men feel superior

i get more out of fuckin my girls ass than pussy, i know sayin this is wrong but its the truth

>> No.13898419

>>13896874

Fuck me man, there's some right weird cunts on here.

>> No.13898420

>>13898390
Yeah you've been Jewed, you're a sodomite retard and possibly closet homosexual

Stop watching porn

>> No.13898463
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13898463

I want a gf like this, how much link do I need to have?

>> No.13898556

>>13896874
Worst post in this thread

>> No.13898652

How do I convince my gf to try anal srs question

>> No.13898707

>>13898652
I keep pushing my urge to eat ass. I made a lot of progress but she still flinches away and can't do it, really. I think it's a reg thing in about a month. Just keep going, push the boundaries and tell her how hot her ass is. She will present it to you for attention and if you worship it enough she'll get over the uncomfyness.

>> No.13898732

>>13898652
you force her and if she doesn't comply you find a girl that will

>> No.13898734

>>13898463
BBBBRRRRAAAAAAPPP

>> No.13898736

>>13895807
Yes. I only fuck fat girls now and I eat ass

>> No.13898743

>>13895817
>tells others to go outside
>replies to every thread with a female in the OP 24 hours a day
kek, who broke your heart brah it's okay you can tell us

>> No.13898758

>>13898652
force her and if she doesnt listen rape her, and if she doesnt listen then kill her
really that simple

>> No.13898784

>>13895807
damn thats a pretty brap.

>> No.13898792
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>>13898390
>tighter
I hear this over and over again
What kind of combination of microdick and used up roasties are those assumptions based on? I've slept with a few women and even the non virgins ones were never not too tight.

>> No.13898803

>>13898743
>everyone is the same poster
Lmao what a fucking retard

>>>/r/eddit

>> No.13898807

>>13898707

Damn that sounds hot. Eventually she will love getting her ass eaten.

>> No.13898825

>>13898792
anon, i literally took my ex virginity and the asshole is still way tighter
you literally cannot fuck an ass with no lube, it just wont get in

>> No.13898839

>>13898707
Fighting the same battle, salute my dude.

>> No.13898855

>>13897668
Will do fuck all

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>>13898825
Im sorry, I didnt get my point properly across
What I was trying to say is that the vagina (in my experience) already has the optimal tightness, while womens assholes are so tight its uncomfortable. Having to use lube and fingering/stretching the butthole beforehand is proof. (Which also made me gag everytime, I just dont want my fingers to put somewhere where poop regulary comes out.)

>> No.13898919

>>13898877
>g to use lube and fingering/stretching the butthole beforehand is proof. (Which also made me gag everytime, I just dont want my fingers to put somewhere where poop regulary comes out.)
i feel sorry for you, i can litterraly munch on a nice brapper for a week straight

>> No.13899104

>>13895828
ok, how much

>> No.13899168

>>13898825
Dude, you literally can't fuck a vagina without lube either. The only difference is that her pussy makes its own lube and if she's horny, it'll be lubed up

>> No.13899206

>>13899168
yes you can
me n my girl wed do drugs and fuck for hours where she gets dry and i still ram it in there
she wakes up cant wake, and her pussy hurts, but totally worth it at that moment

>> No.13899222

>this thread is still up


Really makes you think

>> No.13899261

Degeneracy: The Thread

>> No.13899287

>>13895828
Brappers have no right to exist

>> No.13899327

>>13899222

Jannies love licking braps

>> No.13899341

>>13895929
based

>> No.13899500

>>13898050
Closet homosexual.

>> No.13899551

>>13897809
/thread

>> No.13899610

>>13897930
There's no science supporting either statements. It's literally cope for shit eaters.

>> No.13899669

>>13895807
No, do you know how disgusting that is? Might as well eat pajeet cuisine if I want shit in my mouth.

>> No.13899684

>>13899669
>virrgin

>> No.13899702

>>13898855
And why? You don't know what glutes are? Are you a fucking brainlet who thinks he knows everything about lifting but can't even fucking bench 3 plates?

>> No.13900125

>>13899702
kek anybody who doesn't bench 3 plates for 3x8 atleast is a inferior man I don't care if you have billions

>> No.13900623

>>13900125
I have benched 10x280 natty, and let me tell you that I have only seen 2 other natty guys match that in my life.

Unless you are on gear, you are delusional

>> No.13900659

my gf likes to lick my asshole

she is a keeper.

>> No.13900794

the eve of mainnet and this thread shall be how i remember it

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Y'all are a bunch of virgins, everyone but the pink eye guy; fucking guy had me rolling.

>> No.13900883

>>13898463
All of it

>> No.13901222

>>13900836

Pink eye is real

>> No.13901299

>>13899168
>you literally can't fuck a vagina without lube
Anon.. I ..