*ting ting ting*

[Anonymous No.13890361]

>selling link based on blogpost
>literarely swinging link on singularity eve
>muh whalekiller
You might be wondering why I gathered you all today in my thread. It is a rather pressing issue that made me summon you all here today.

What you need to realise my dear frens, is that whatever amount of link you have will be more than sufficient. It is this delusion, this linklet syndrome that plagues this board, that in the end will result in you selling your link for greed of having more.

You all already made it. What remains is a test of time.

I come here to speak my mind, and do with it what you shall.

*AHEM*
Attention KIKES AND WHALES

I will NEVER, EVER sell my Linkies. LINK at $1? Didnt sell.
LINK at $1.10? Didnt sell.
LINK at $2? $5? $10?... $50? $100? $1000?

Not selling.

IF you filthy KIKES AND WHALES ever want to see these linkies again, you are going to have to pump the price to AT LEAST $1,000,000 per LINK... At which point, AGAIN, you filthy KIKES AND WHALES, I AM NOT SELLING

Sincerely,
The richest man in Costco. Praise Sergey
and FUCK JANNIES, KIKES, NIGGERS AND SPICS.

That is all.

[Anonymous No.13890376]

> shall
anon, the “will” in “what you will” means “want”

[Anonymous No.13890388]

>>13890361
based and tingpilled

[Anonymous No.13890406]

>>13890376
the 'fuck' in 'fuck off' means 'fuck off'

[Anonymous No.13890415]

>>13890361
based.

[Anonymous No.13890424]

>>13890406
you go?

[Anonymous No.13890494]

>>13890361
Based

[Anonymous No.13890529]

>>13890361
based

[Anonymous No.13891372]

>>13890361
Fuccin based.

[Anonymous No.13891442]

Truly an enlightened gentleman if I ever saw one.

FUCK NIGGERS.

[Anonymous No.13891502]

>>13890361
B A S E D

[Anonymous No.13891610]

Based

[Anonymous No.13891663]

>>13890361
Based

What about gains from staking?

[Anonymous No.13892067]

What the fuck, I'm all in LINK now

[Anonymous No.13892083]

>>13890406
>For fuck in fuck off:
> fuck = fuck off
"Fuck off" would then be read as "fuck off off"

[Anonymous No.13892199]

>>13890361
Also wait for the announcement that it's all cancelled.
> Thank yous for participating in chainlink a decentralized startup with a fundraising token!!!
> Sergey stares intently at the crowd and gives a thumbs up with a strange toothy smile
> Now let's meet our larpers who were fundamentally instrumental to advertising on fourchan!!!
> Assblaster drunk anon wagyu anon and all the others
> Nothing happens for a while as Sergey continues to stare directly into the crowd.
> The crowd become uncomfortable under Sergey's gaze
> Suddenly Adelyn comes out wearing a clown suit and holding pies.
> Isn't she wonderful shouts Sergey
> Adelyn does some cartwheels and handstands while the audience roars with laughter.
> Afterwards Adelyn hits Sergey in the face with a pie and they both shout exit scam in unison bow and leave the stage

[Anonymous No.13892508]

>>13890361
Based

[Anonymous No.13892510]

Imagine thinking this is the top lol

[Anonymous No.13892618]

Based
Link $3 eoy

[Anonymous No.13892674]

>>13890361
Based.

Many people will only realise you are right once it’s too late. They think they are outsmarting everyone but really they are fools. Pic related

[Anonymous No.13892763]

>>13890361
based and linkpilled

[Anonymous No.13892903]

The best part of all this is that we will get to live in the world that smart contracts will create, and we will behold it in such a privileged position.

Nothing short of a planetkiller asteroid impact or a nuclear war could stop this once it gains traction.

[Anonymous No.13893254]

>>13890361
What about chinks and poo jets?

[Anonymous No.13893350]

absolutely fucking based and linkpilled

[Anonymous No.13893374]

>>13890361
HOLY BASED

[Anonymous No.13893387]

>>13890406
if the "fuck" in "fuck off" means "fuck off"
then wouldn't that mean the meaning of the sentence "fuck off" would be "fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck... off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off..."

[Anonymous No.13893400]

>>13893387
meaning it would be
((i=0,n)E fuck + (i=0,n+1) off)

[Anonymous No.13893428]

>>13893400
fuck I forget sigma, should be

((i=0,n)E fuck + (i=0,n+1)E off)

[Anonymous No.13893494]

The last thing swingies will swing is their neck from a rope.

[Anonymous No.13893505]

Swingies think they are so smart....

But look at the Swingies that tried to swing BSV....

That is only a tenth (this is fud) of what is going to happen to link once mainnet / blogpost is released.

Swingies are going to be locked out waiting for us to come back down...


But we aren't coming back down.

We are going to 1k (this is fud)

[Anonymous No.13893521]

>>13890361
based
$1 mill

[Anonymous No.13893541]

>>13893387
nope, it would be
fuck off off off off off off...

[Anonymous No.13893634]

>>13893428
((i=0,n)Σ fuck + (i=0,n+1)Σ off)