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For the past couple of weeks ever since I read about the health benefits of drinking pee here on /biz/, I have been having a cup in the morning with my shower. Just let a bit out into a glass and swallow it down while I am enjoying the warm water. It's not that bad.

I thought at first I was being memed on and but after a few days I was waking up with way more energy and was wired through the entire day. I felt so good I even stopped drinking my pee, but the very next day I felt like shit.

So I went back to it and all was well again. I made this thread to say thanks to fellow linkies for telling me about this, because you have really enriched my life.

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>> No.13889453

>>13889415
How many ml of your piss do you drink a day. Rough estimate pls.

>> No.13889463

>>13889415

what medical evidence/proof do you have that you're not being trolled into drinking your own piss

>> No.13889476

>>13889415
Based and peepilled

>> No.13889477

>>13889453
I only use freedom units. Perhaps 3oz of morning piss.

>> No.13889502

>>13889463
I dont think anyone would try to troll someone into doing something that horrible. I did my own research. There are many sources on the internet about consuming your own urine.

>> No.13889511

>>13889477
That more than I thought. How long have you been doing this?

>> No.13889529

>>13889511
Just about 3 weeks now. You have to consume the first spurt since its the most concentrated source of passed nutrients.

>> No.13889565

>>13889529
You mean the first burst of the day? Or after eating or what?

Also have you noticed any other benefits aside from energy level like weight loss or skin health or whatever?

>> No.13889605

>>13889565
The first time you piss after you wake up.

I haven't had any pimples lately, but I don't know if that's related. I just feel better overall. My work mate even said to me that it looked like I was having a good week, so I have that 'glow' going on I guess.

I didn't tell him I was experimenting with drinking my piss.

>> No.13889625

>>13889605
what does your cum taste like

>> No.13889645

#swig4link

>> No.13889646

>>13889463
check yourself on ncbi. tonnes of literature on the medicial benefit of urine. it's literally contains the best form of stem cells for stem cell therapy.imagine giving yourself stemm cell therapy everyday. for free!!

>> No.13889655

pisscoin 100k eoy

>> No.13889666

>>13889646
why dont you post a journal retard

any 'stem cell' in your urine would have to come from your blood. as in, it would already be in your blood stream in the first place.


drinking your own piss probably isn't the worst thing of all time, and there may legitimately be something in it that your body can recycle, but in the end its all just waste ejected from your blood. if you want to replenish whatever was lost from your blood, just eat some fucking food and drink water, like a normal human being.

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13889713

>>13889666
Well actually poop is your waste. Urine is not. You spend months in the womb drinking your own piss so maybe op is onto something.

>>13889605
You better not be fucking with me anon. I'm going to try this. I will be pissed if it is gross and makes me sick.

>> No.13889718

>>13889666
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5698822/

>> No.13889747

>>13889666
>>13889415
The seed of life is the secret, lots of nutrients and hormones, eat your own cum.

>> No.13889756

>>13889666
From article "Urine-derived cells for human cell therapy" in Stem Cell Research & Therapy section of BMC journal:

>Moreover, the isolated cells, particularly urine stem cells, are superior to conventional stem cell sources in terms of favourable gene profile and inherent multipotent potential.

>> No.13889785

>>13889666
antibodies in urine:

https://dm5migu4zj3pb.cloudfront.net/manuscripts/105000/105183/JCI65105183.pdf

>> No.13890148

>>13889756
>>13889785
for the first journal: this journal is talking about stem cell therapy. they want to take cells dervied from urine, essentially reprogram them INTO stem cells, then alter them in a test tube, so that they can be turned into a treatment usually as a transplant, maybe an injection or something.

the journal compares them to blood or skin cells, neither of which are stem cells. they just say that rather than getting a chunk of your skin cut out, or blood, people would rather just piss in a cup so doctors can take those cells and try to turn them into pluripotent stem cells instead. these cells are, according to the journal, allegedly just kidney tubule cells.

also without modification pluripotent stem cells are probably going to be useless or maybe just give you tumors. so you wouldnt want to just put them in your blood without doing anything.

and, either way, even if the urine did have pluripotent stem cells, by drinking the urine, whatever stem cells exist are probably dying in your digestive processes anyway, which aren't designed to allow the transfer of cells from your stomach back to your blood.

the other journal is from 1965 and just examines antibodies in urine. antibodies in urine that came from someones blood. as in, these antibodies are already in your blood. you dont need to drink your own piss to regain lost antibodies from your blood. just eat food and your body will make more.

unless you're talking about drinking someone else's piss to get their antibodies, which seems like that would probably be bad, but, again, i feel like these would probably just be nullified by your digestive system anyway.

>> No.13890171

>>13889713
both of them are waste. fecal matter is the result mainly of undigested food. urine is waste that is filtered from your blood.

you also spend months in the womb not breathing with your lungs. i wouldnt recommend that either.

>> No.13890252

Don’t you brainlets know that the philosopher’s stone was made by purifying and distilling good urine salts?

https://groups.google.com/forum/m/#!topic/alt.spirituality.druid/0zE8OMYgxBk

The truth is indeed stranger than fiction

>> No.13890328

>>13889415
>not eating his own poop.
Literally never going to make it

>> No.13890373

>>13889415
>linkoids are literal piss chuggers

>> No.13890403
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13890403

>>13890373
>nolinkers are literal street shitters

>> No.13890448

>>13889415
Take the poo pill. Enjoy that snickers bar again and again!