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[Anonymous No.1388196]

>yfw someone is going to take the suck dick meme very seriously and make millions

Lets really calculate this shit.

$1,000,000 per year is sucking 50 dicks per day at $50 each. $50 seems a bit high but it's a good number, simply double to 100 dicks per day at $25 each, same with the numbers below, if you think it's more realistic and your dick sucking skills aren't worth $50 per suck.

That's only one dick to suck every 20 minutes of you being awake if you're awake for 16 hours of the day. Does it really seem that bad to make $1,000,000 per year? I know faggots here would do this.

[Anonymous No.1388216]

>>1388196
Not enough demand.

Also, I'd charge $50 just to give customers peace of mind about STDs

[Anonymous No.1388222]

>>1388196
no. you should find a way to automate or outsource the dick sucking. Automation: create a dick sucking machine (like a vendor machine) outsourcing: become a pimp (please be compliant with your local laws). If your state laws does not allows you to do that, create a travel agency that organizes dick sucking tours of less restricting law state/country.