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What should I say if I want to impress her

>> No.13880410
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13880410

Got lucky on some investments, and am now financially independent

>> No.13880413
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decentralized oracle dealer

>> No.13880415

Professional pussy eater

>> No.13880417

Pimp

>> No.13880436

>>13880400
serious reply: given that your job title is unimpressive, make up something ridiculous that shows you don't give a shit about impressing her is the best bet (i.e. horse masturbator, clown makeup remover, etc)

>> No.13880444

>>13880436
Actually regardless of what it is you should do the latter

>> No.13880455

>>13880400
Provide liquidity for investors

>> No.13880460

>>13880410
Oh that's cool anon! I can't wait to milk and manipulate you for all of your money!

>> No.13880476

>>13880400
succfuccer

>> No.13880522

>>13880400
Just appear proud of it if unsure. The actual answer needed depends on the woman:
>roasties: how much can you spend on me?
>normies: does he have a job my parents will like?
>good ones: are you proud of your skills and able to provide for our kids in an emergency?
Lie for one night stands if needed. Anything more is a mistake that won't fix your other ones.

>> No.13880539

>>13880400
Fuck dude you're doing it all wrong. I actually have a pretty cool job. I usually make something up that's completely ridiculous and boring sounding like designing injection moldings for pencil sharpeners. Thots don't ever deserve the truth about anything.