Craig just arrived Toronto!

[Anonymous No.13877450]

Who's ready for the Coingeek Conference?

[Anonymous No.13877462]

>>13877450
holy shit that makes me STIFF

[Anonymous No.13877468]

>>13877450

[Anonymous No.13877473]

The man wants to DIE

[Anonymous No.13877483]

Literally no one except for paid shills have heard of the Coingeek conference. Coingeek is Calvin Ayre's blog, basically.

[Anonymous No.13877486]

>>13877450
kek, those gas station sunglesses

[Anonymous No.13877495]

>>13877450
2020:
NEETS are bioengineered humans. Used by SmartContract Corporation for manual processing real world data.
Their enhanced autism made them ideal slave labor.

After a series of violent anonymous basement rebellions, their employment became prohibited and SmartContract corp went bankrupt.

The collapse of ecosystems in the mid 2020s led to the rise of industrialist Craig Wright, whose mastery of synthetic bitcoin farming averted world's famine for new vaporwave virtual currencies and asset tokenization.

Wright acquired the remains of SmartContract Corp, copyrighted the whitepaper, and created a new line of NEETS who obey.

2049:
Many older models — 'Biz 4' with open-ended, yet close-minded, lifespans — survived.
They are hunted down and 'retired' for damaging behavior deviations, namely BigMac diet.

Those that hunt them still go by the name...

JsonParsers

[Anonymous No.13877500]

Scamster

[Anonymous No.13877512]

>>13877486
they're rayban cockpit you plebian

[Anonymous No.13877519]

Who?

[Anonymous No.13877523]

>he's wearing blood red

Oh fuck boys.

[Anonymous No.13877556]

>>13877523
Core will bleed!

[Anonymous No.13877567]

>>13877512
Either they are shitty chinese knock offs or rayban finally realized they can produce gas station quality shit and still charge $500....either way, fucking pathetic and retarded of anyone to buy

[Anonymous No.13877568]

>>13877450
We're reaching levels of STIFF that shouldnt even be possible.

[Anonymous No.13877627]

>>13877567
Not necessarily. The new Raybans are shit, you're right, but people buy Rayban "Cockpit" from the 80s and they're much better quality and different lenses. The quality of the frames haven't changed much but the lenses they switched at some point. The original lenses were made for pilots or w.e. so they have a certain gradient where as the new ones are just cheap shit

[Anonymous No.13877650]

>>13877568
These old pics of Wright convince me more he is Satoshi or at the very least mined a shit ton of BTC early on. He went from looking like a poor NEET with a house full of garbage to jet setting around the world in fine clothes.

[Anonymous No.13877690]

>>13877650
He was never a neet, but he was poor growing up with a single mother

[Anonymous No.13877711]

>>13877627
these are much better

[Anonymous No.13877717]

>>13877650
Because Ayre bought him for $30M, DYOR

[Anonymous No.13877803]

>>13877450
which hotel he is staying? asking for a friend...

[Anonymous No.13877833]

Hey Craig. I can't afford coingeek tickets. Can you send me BSV and I can afford one? Thanks.

[Anonymous No.13877843]

>>13877711
Probably. They look fine to me.
The only reason I know that about the Raybans is because I had to track some down as a gift for a boomer, lol.

Ones with specific lenses from 35 years ago that they don't make anymore, autism

[Anonymous No.13877844]

>>13877450
>dat wristflop
he looks a bit STIFF indeed tbqh
Weekend at Bernies material

[Anonymous No.13877870]

>>13877803
Fuck off. Good luck getting thru his nsa security detail. You’re on a list now mate.

[Anonymous No.13877878]

>>13877717
Does that include access to Craig’s boipucci?

[Anonymous No.13877889]

>>13877844
He looks like a stroke victim

[Anonymous No.13877923]

>>13877473
>>13877519
>>13877803
>>13877878
>>13877717

[Anonymous No.13878029]

>>13877878
Calvin maybe sublease, recoup at lest some of the lost investment
>>13877889
but noshit - all foolery by side, hardly 'The Picture of Glowing Health', is he. Take heed now kids - just, be yourself

[Anonymous No.13878057]

>>13877923
>SEETHING

[BSV will win No.13878225]

Les tego!

[Anonymous No.13879085]

>>13878225
do you think Craig will announce his gold backed payment system on CG conference?
It's been in the works since 2011 !
https://archive.is/3UwA7

[Anonymous No.13879104]

>>13877486
>ray ban p

[Anonymous No.13879117]

STIFF BOYS

[Anonymous No.13879135]

>>13879117
HAHA. You mind if I upload it to Bitstagram?

[Anonymous No.13879147]

>>13879085
gold-backed tokens on BSV via tokenized.com. Don't like it? STIFF BICKIES MATE

[Anonymous No.13879159]

>>13879135
save it my friend, it's all yours

[Anonymous No.13879161]

>>13879135
its not mine desu, this dude has been making some dank bsv memes
https://twitter.com/hellodagashi/status/1133410679203827712

i pinged him some handcash for his memetic services

[Anonymous No.13879178]

>>13879085
>Craig will announce
HONK*
*HONK*
*HOOOOONK*
I have an announcement everybody!!!! *HONK* Everybody, I have an announcement!!!!! *HONK* *HONK*

*blows up balloon and makes a balloon dog* This announcement is gonna be monumental!!!!!! *sprays water from fake flower* The biggest *slaps you with rubber chicken* most amazing announcement *pulls string and bowtie spins like a fan* you'll ever hear in your life!!!!!!!!!

Get ready, for *takes off size 6 shoe, inflating a giant balloon hammer, then whacks you with it* the announcement *starts pulling line of multi-colored cloth from throat* to end all announcements!!!!!!!!

And that announcement *gets in tiny car, drives around and then gets back out* is gonna be coming to you *pulls out gun* NOW!!!! *"Bang!" flag pops out upon firing*

Here, just lean your head in closer to this sack of announcements and you'll hear it!!!!!!!

Closer...

Clooooosssseerrrr...

*HOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNKKKKKKKK*
I'M A MASSIVE FAGGOT AND THERE IS NO TULIP TRUST, ALSO I DON'T HAVE THE TECHNICAL KNOWLEDGE TO 51% ATTACK A HAM SANDWICH LET ALONE A CRYPTOCURRENCY

And there it is!

[Anonymous No.13879187]

>>13879161
Nice. I won't upload it then. Would be not nice to make money off of others work

>i pinged him some handcash for his memetic services
I might do so too

[Anonymous No.13879216]

>>13877450
Damn he's looking straight fire

He's up to some bad shit niggas

[Anonymous No.13879239]

>>13879216
>He's up to some bad shit niggas
and the sun is 149.6 million km from earth

[BSV will win No.13879251]

>>13879085
i have no idea what's going to happen

[Anonymous No.13879280]

>>13877650
CRAIG IS NOT SATOSHI. The real Satoshi Nakamoto was killed in 2013 in Colombia by the CIA while undergoing plastic surgery to disguise his identity by changing his face and erasing his fingerprints. The assassination took place in a clinic in Bogotá where he was found by two CIA GRS (Global Response Squad) operators while he was on the operating table. The decision to kill Nakamoto was made after another CIA team gained access to his hotel room and managed to secure the private keys to all of his Bitcoin wallets, together containing more than 2,483,474 BTC.

[Anonymous No.13879284]

>>13877650
>He went from looking like a poor NEET with a house full of garbage to jet setting around the world in fine clothes.

[Anonymous No.13879301]

>>13877483
This unironically.

[Anonymous No.13879303]

>>13877450
> there will be no split
bch splits

> i will destroy bch
bch not destroyed

> btc will be $0 eoy 2018
btc $4000 eoy 2018

> i am satoshi
can’t sign a simple fucking message

> says I will sign after proving in court
but... wasn't the bbc stunt supposed to be a real signature? LOL

> submits a list of addresses of some fake tulip trust bullshit to court...
one of the addresses he claimed was signed by the real owner with a message saying the address is not belonging to this craig clown

> unlawfully registers a copyright on btc white paper and code in a stunt to cause a dump on btc
btc doesnt flintch

> next day copyright office confirms they didnt confirm this clown is satoshit and reaffirms that anyone can register anything with them
ultra fail

> some brainlets compare this piece of trash with trump, but trump is a winner
this clown is a loser

Guys this fakethosi clown is a fucking scam a pure and simple trash bag for everyone to see.

> He keeps putting a large biz budget for his trash biz shill army in an attempt to change public opinion
he fails miserably, anyone with one inch of brain sees this guy is a fucking trashbag scam

Fuck you and all you brainlets who support this fucking faketoshi loser piece of shit

[Anonymous No.13879313]

why does his mouth look weird in an entirely new way with every photo taken of him

[Anonymous No.13879325]

You all realize there is another Coingeek conference in asia in October?

[Anonymous No.13879361]

Any particular reason our good boy is looking so tough and mousey?

>"It may sound obvious, but a tie bar doesn't just clip the front end of your tie to the back end. It fastens both ends to the placket of your shirt." "Finally, never wear a tie bar that's wider than your tie.. Is there a vester policy im missing?

[Anonymous No.13879447]

>>13879117
Kek

[Anonymous No.13879453]

>>13877450
hublot is nigger tier

[Anonymous No.13879540]

>>13879361
>never wear a tie bar that's wider than your tie
I thought excactly the same. I always learned that the clip should be 2/3 of the with of the tie

[Anonymous No.13879590]

>>13879280
Brainlet detected. Craig is Satoshi, we all know it already, the game is up.

Better try to convince us that Satoshi isn't that important anyway, like all your shill friends. That's the updated script, didn't you get the memo yet? Talk to Greg for the new talking points.

[Anonymous No.13879737]

>>13879178
Underrated

[Anonymous No.13880216]

>>13879178
JEJKd

[Anonymous No.13880259]

>>13877450
>ac/dc back in black playing in the background
holy shit, most boomer "cool" fit I've ever seen

[Anonymous No.13880278]

>>13879303
Based

[Anonymous No.13880299]

>>13879303
A real human appears in a sea of shills and trolls

[Anonymous No.13880379]

>>13877450
Nice out fit sir. It dashes like good forchun of yourer colurs of fancy nice .