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I know Craig Wright and I've seen his penis. While I was in his house, i notices a set of journals with information about something called "bitcoin". This was way back in 1997, so I had no idea what it meant, but I can verifiy he is Satoshi Nakamoto.

>> No.13844116

>>13844090
Interviews will be coming out shortly.

>> No.13844181

>>13844090
I heard of some other ppl he showed it to, said 'he should be arrested' - maybe, thats why he's SO shy about showing it now

>> No.13844203

>>13844090
>You prove you are Satoshi Nakamoto.
but
>you incriminate your self to indecent exposure.

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>>13844090
Craig S. Wright - 1965 to 2019

+++ BREAKING NEWS +++

As Craig puts the 9mm in his mouth, sucking on the cold hard steel felt like sucking the dick of his former Vietnamese fuck boi. Then, with a tear dropping from his eye,-realizing that BSV is nothing more than a shitcoin and his life a scam,- he pulls the trigger: His brain paints the wall behind him in a refreshing mix of red and pink. While he's bleeding out on the floor, his dead body relaxes, releases a loud fart and shits his pants.

>> No.13844360

Uncircumcised, it resembled a pale elephant

>> No.13844367

i heard he held the nazis back alone at the battle of BULGE...

he also has won the nobel prize all of them in fact several times

not many know that he is actually nikola tesla who discovered the secret of eternal life draining energy and vitality from the void

he also holds every patent on earth because he bought all patent offices

he had more lovers of all sexes than zeus himelf

he personally shot jfk for being a filthy socialist

he is also claimed to be the last starfighter at least nobody could ever disprove it.

truly amazing guy

>> No.13844390

>>13844090
What's funny is that this is basically craig's arguments.

>> No.13844544

>>13844253
It's like poetry, it rhymes. He lived a life of pajeetery and he capitulated with an involuntary expulsion

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>>13844253
>TFW so obsessed with Craig my only way of achieving some semblance of an orgasm is writing bad suicide fanfiction.

>> No.13844780

>>13844360
srs tho, why did BSV skyrocket earlier today?

>> No.13844803

>>13844780
Crypto coins go up as well as down

>> No.13844822

>>13844803
Could have sworn it was only the latter

>> No.13844843

>>13844090
>I know Craig Wright and I've seen his penis.
weird way to say you sucked off satoshi but ok...tell us more

>> No.13844905

>>13844780
BSV conference in 3 days.

>> No.13844928

>>13844905
Ty. So i should hodl?

>> No.13844935

>>13844090
For a guy who supposedly invented bitcoin, sure as fuck wants to see it die so much... totally makes sense...hurr durr

>> No.13845327

>>13844928
Hold for now, and dump right before the conference starts. If you can tolerate higher risks, hold until the end of the conference for any potential big announcements (but it doesn't look like it, so dumping midday of the last day of conference might be a good play).

>> No.13845492

>>13845327
Ty sir!!!

>> No.13845643

>>13845492
yw