/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.13837919]

>300+ days on the market

Why has no one bought this yet?

[Anonymous No.13837937]

>>13837919
Because i'm waiting until Fantom hits Binance obviously

[Anonymous No.13837956]

>>13837919
wasn't that the house that was a prize on that mystery box/children's casino website?

[Anonymous No.13837975]

>>13837919
Looks a bit much, to be honest.

[Anonymous No.13837976]

>>13837919
Because it looks like a place Tony Stark would fight War Machine in, and I need my sleep.

[Anonymous No.13837991]

>>13837919

Because its overpriced. You could have a mansion in every state for the price of this.

[Anonymous No.13838019]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmCEBECAiuM
need a year just to get all the bling trash out. Its (honestly) too Murica! Murica! for my taste, but then again, I actually have some

[Anonymous No.13838043]

>>13837919
>31 bathrooms

[Anonymous No.13838055]

/biz/ should all chip in once link moons and buy a mega mansion

it pays itself off in the end because of all the connections with the rich and famous we could make at our shitposting-mansion.

[Anonymous No.13838061]

>>13838019
Holy fuck I'm poor.

[Anonymous No.13838083]

>>13838055
just move in with notch, hes round the corner.
he maybe wont notice when we do it gradually
>>13838061
but you still got your soul anon

[Anonymous No.13838090]

>>13838043
It's for hosting extravagant sex&coke parties in. Not really for a primary residence.

[Anonymous No.13838094]

Who could ever conceivably need a """house""" this big? Ridiculous. It's ugly too, just a series of boxes. This just proves to me that the ultra-rich don't deserve their money. You can't buy taste.

[Anonymous No.13838135]

a 150 million dollar home is going to need 150 million dollars in maintenance. no thank you.

[Anonymous No.13838161]

why do people even make these. theres only like a few hundred people in the world who could afford it, hard to sell

[Anonymous No.13838162]

>>13837991

But they don't come with a Helicopter

[Anonymous No.13838186]

>windows can be telescoped by 4 million people
>more than 1 bathroom
>dickwaving my wealth
na, i'll just stick to my comfy bush abode in north ontario

[Anonymous No.13838244]

>Overlooking central park
So your view consists of homosexual relations and niggers robbing eachother?

[Anonymous No.13838272]

>>13838244
>central park

It's in California you braindead zoomer

[Anonymous No.13838333]

>>13838272
Okay lesbian relationships and hobo's.

[Anonymous No.13838342]

>>13838244

[Anonymous No.13838359]

>>13838019
>initially listed at $250MM
>>13837919
>now listed at $150MM
and boomers will tell you we aren't in a recession kek

[Anonymous No.13838383]

>>13837919
because it is a retarded investment in the middle of bel air, which might be where the biggest celebs are, but most of the biggest stars dont have 150m laying around to buy a house, it would wipe most of their bank accounts.

[Anonymous No.13838385]

>>13838333
Checked and kek'd

[Anonymous No.13838386]

Maybe Marx was right.

[Anonymous No.13838391]

>>13838019
>buying an apartment instead of renting it
Fuck that, even if I were a billionaire I wouldn't do that, apartments are almost-always a terrible investment, also
>living in Jew York full-time
Fuck that too, that city is only nice for like 3-5 months of the year, the rest of the time it's too fucking cold, wet and miserable.

[Anonymous No.13838407]

>>13838383

There are 124 billionaire in California. There are 476 in China

[Anonymous No.13838427]

>>13838391
everyone who's made it seems to be based out of NYC but the never actually seem to be there

[Anonymous No.13838516]

>>13838427
If you're rich you can literally live like a king in NYC, as in your quality of life can be objectively equal or better than the quality of life of most historical kings, that being said there's also a reason why most kings had a "Summer Palace"(NYC) and a "Winter Palace"(usually somewhere in SoCal)

[Anonymous No.13838539]

>>13838516

>high quality of life
>overpopulated concrete jungle

pick only one

[Anonymous No.13838590]

>>13837919
Isn’t that the same house that Markus ‘Notch’ Persson bought?

[Anonymous No.13838641]

>>13838590
No. His nw is only like 1.5B. His home is under $100MM

[Anonymous No.13838673]

>>13837919
>>13838019
This is what one (1) BTC will buy in the year 2070

[Anonymous No.13838716]

Is that Bilzerian’s house?

[Anonymous No.13838786]

>>13838590
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZhM56v9UVQ
notch crib same neighborhood (overlooking Central Park ;) also a spec development by same developer as OP trash, Bruce Makowsky. Style is similar, bit less vulgar tho - notch gaff was also the area record holder at $75m (reduced from $85m) - dunno if that price has been beaten since desu. See also 'The One' - (probably still incomplete) even bigger area trash listed at $500m or someshit as clickbait

[Anonymous No.13839134]

I remember how it was a thing 8-10 years ago, all this luxury stuff
and now, even people with fuck off money struggle to spend few grand on something above their needs
never though I would speak like old fart at 26, kinda indicates level of stress of current world

[Anonymous No.13839309]

>>13838333
don't forget the feces
lots and lots of feces

[Anonymous No.13839341]

Ben mallah should buy it

[Anonymous No.13839357]

>>13838716

not yet

[Anonymous No.13839379]

That house looks like such a pain in the ass to own.
It's like those ridiculous overdesigned clothes from (((fasion shows))) that noone is ever supposed to actually wear.

[Anonymous No.13839384]

>>13837919
The us was a mistake.

[Anonymous No.13839392]

>>13839379

I suppose property taxes might be a deterence

[Anonymous No.13839421]

Privacy?
Gone
Design wise?
shit. Literally boxes stamped together. Could make something similar out of fucking shipping containers welded together.
So whats left is pretty much the area because for even 15m you could build much better homes that aren't in cuckfornia.
Maybe some arab is crazy enough to buy it just to flex on his buddies.

[Anonymous No.13839424]

I was in Bel Air a few weeks ago and trust me when I say that this is the most Godless place on the planet. The homes are embedded into the mountains and use a combination of elevation and shrubs to hide themselves from the main road. They compete on elevation mainly. The craziest thing is that just when you thought you saw the most insane home on the planet, you check Google Maps and see a building triple the size above that one. You truly have to be mentally ill to engage in this level of disconnection....

[Anonymous No.13839510]

>>13838019
I swear I wouldn’t buy this even if the money meant nothing to me
Lake/farm house somewhere private over all this bullshit

[Anonymous No.13839512]

>>13837919
Because the house is all lighting, and no architecture

Jk it's mainly because of the city housing bubble, but also the former

[Anonymous No.13839549]

>>13839421
>Maybe some arab is crazy enough to buy it just to flex on his buddies.
that or some chink looking to get money out of china illegally
given current situation with china, expect housing prices in big cities to be falling here shortly

[Anonymous No.13839563]

I fucking hate houses with low privacy. Absolutely fucking cannot deal with other people's windows in front of mine, the idea of thousands of people easily peering into my damn living room with a pair of $50 binoculars is disgusting.

I've seen a shitload of apartments in London and New York that are in the tens of millions and yet are surrounded closely by other buildings windows. I mean, it's not even that privacy glass shit.

Usually everyone is quick to knock the over-extravagance of the place. While it is, that isn't the deal breaker if I could afford this. The lack of any privacy would be. Maintenance would also be a bastard because I don't like people coming over to clean a section of the house every day or two. Very fucking distracting and you're introducing vulnerabilities by letting strangers into your home all the time.

One should really only buy a house they can fully maintain themselves.

[Anonymous No.13839576]

>>13839510
oh, 'The One' ($500m blabla) is worse. Much, much worse.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4DWveGJ0ls
Thats (vid) mostly 3D, the reality involves a great deal of plywood. They changed the zoning now to stop this nonsense (literally shuffled a few hilltops around to build this crackwhore offspring of a Frank Lloyd Wright offday) - but too late to prevent this monstrosity. I appreciate its an extreme example, but srs Murica, get your shit together

[Anonymous No.13839623]

>>13838539
implying the doorman gonna let niggers and homeless in
a lot of buildings are entirely self contained. dont really need to leave for anything unless its business in another building.

[Anonymous No.13839627]

>>13838043
>31 rooms to make LINK presentations in front of
This is the most bullish signal I've seen since the NEO rebrand.

[Anonymous No.13839653]

>>13838055
Imagine having a bunch of new rich meme autists share a super-mansion together. That would be fucking glorious

[Anonymous No.13839686]

>>13837919
I wouldn't spend $1 on a house in Commiefornia.

You unironically couldn't pay me $500k per year to live there. I wouldn't do it.

[Anonymous No.13839697]

>>13837919
Why would I choose to be surrounded by a bunch of Pedo Jews?

[Anonymous No.13839722]

>>13837919
if you had that much money to begin with you wouldn't want to buy someone elses sandbox project, would you?
it's like continuing someone elses savegame.

[Anonymous No.13839835]

>>13839697
That mark kogan really needs to go in an oven

[Anonymous No.13839857]

>>13837919
i couldnt afford to maintain that
or even air condition it desu

[Anonymous No.13839862]

>>13837937
fantom post best post

[Anonymous No.13839903]

>>13839623
if im gonna stay inside all day i may as well live somewhere else
cringe

[Anonymous No.13840260]

>>13839697
The funny thing about that facebook posts is that it pretty much encapsulates the Jewish mindset. Most of what they did throughout history comes down to this.

[Anonymous No.13840651]

>>13837919
It unironically looks like the set of a Jerry Lewis or Jacques Tati film.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_C8xBOujFP0

[Anonymous No.13840698]

All I need at this point is a box big enough to fit in my battlestation, some piss jugs and a doorbell for my tendie deliveries

[Anonymous No.13840718]

>>13838019
looks absolutely fucking terrible

imagine paying 150fucking million for this when you can buy a 500 year old fucking mansion that some fucking king lived in for like 10 million

looks like a plastic box

[Anonymous No.13840763]

pic related was 10 million i think but the whole thing is sinking so it needs millions in repair work

but still, i'd rather live in that than the plastic box. its so big people get lost in it

[Anonymous No.13840783]

>>13839627
Now that's a pill swift doesn't want you to swallow

[Anonymous No.13841121]

>>13839722
People do this though. Like in mmos they buy accounts so they dont have to grind

[Anonymous No.13841203]

>>13837919
>>13838019
>buying a house this prominent and expensive in a city (and state) that's about to turn into a Mexican homeless zombie wasteland
No, gracias.

[Anonymous No.13841218]

>>13838019
>2017: 250 million USD
>now: 150 million USD
ouch

[Anonymous No.13841377]

>>13838786
Thinking about a fat fuck like Notch living in a place like that is hilarious to me, he must be so out of place. Goes to show you can't buy your way to happiness.

[Anonymous No.13841421]

>>13838055
That's a great idea. I want all of you in one spot. That will make it much easier.

[Anonymous No.13841447]

>>13837919
>hhhhoooonnnnnneeeeyyyyyyyyy
yes dear
>where are youuuu?
in the living room
>which one?
upstairs
>which one upstairs
the one with the blue chair
>there's THREE with a blue chair
>CAN YOU JUST COME DOWN?
sure, where are you
>IN THE KITCHEN
which one?... WHERE ARE YOU??
>IN THE ENTERTAINING KITCHEN
I'M IN THE ENTERTAINING KITCHEN... WHERE ARE YOU??????
>IN THE ENTERTAINING KITCHEN FOR SUMMER PARTIES.... OKAYJUST MEET ME BYTHE FLAGPOLE OUTSIDE

[Anonymous No.13841459]

>>13837919
It's fucking ugly

[Anonymous No.13841477]

>>13837919

>12 beds
>31 baths

Why does every guest need 2.5 bathrooms?

[Anonymous No.13841503]

>>13837919
>31 baths
Rich people must have to poop a lot

[Anonymous No.13841766]

>>13840718
Cope

[Anonymous No.13841781]

boomer mcmansions are at the end of their product life cycle

[Anonymous No.13841786]

>>13841766
No it isnt
See>>13840763
Looks genuinely terrible. Only an idiot would spend 100 million on a plastic box

[Anonymous No.13841840]

>>13841786

[Anonymous No.13841854]

>>13841840
t. Spent 100 million on the plastic box

[Anonymous No.13842017]

>>13837919
Because they are holding Link instead of selling

[Anonymous No.13842408]

A mansion so large feels like a prison.
You are in the middle ofthe house and it takes 30 mins to go outside
Convince me I'm wrong

[Anonymous No.13842676]

>>13841503
>>13841477
What happens if they all flush at the same time?

[Anonymous No.13842889]

>>13841447
audible kek

[Anonymous No.13842951]

>>13837919
even if i was a multibillionaire i wouldnt buy this shit. horrendous bling bling house. i would prefer a much more discrete mansion

[Anonymous No.13842986]

>>13842676
The house descends into a sinkhole.

[Anonymous No.13843002]

>>13842676
california is in water shortage

[Anonymous No.13843016]

>>13838161
There and tens of thousands, maybe even over 100,000 people in America that made over $5M last year. They could probably afford it if they use their money wisely.

[Anonymous No.13843050]

Somebody will eventually buy it and it will likely be some billionaire from another country. It's overpriced, considering it started at 250M and is now 150M. They tried building the best house in the hills and tried to make killer profit on it. Once LINK hits $1k EOY, I'll try as hard as I can to buy it. I may turn it into a LINK holding house, but you must have at least 50-100k LINK to live there. I hold 250k LINK and I will probably get it for about 100k LINK because they are trying to get rid of it ASAP. I bet the cost of maintaining that house would be $250-$500k/year.

[Anonymous No.13843105]

>>13843050
>he bought a token that's 65% owned by one fat guy
>still vapourware
>literally centralised scam

I hope that amount you're holding is a lie. You're a massive retard.

[Anonymous No.13843136]

>>13840763
Name of building? How does one even fix a house that big from sinking?

[Anonymous No.13843185]

>>13843136
>How does one even fix a house that big from sinking?

It's England, not Florida.

[Anonymous No.13843189]

>>13843136
Wentworth mansion in uk
Some chink company used it as office building before I think but sold it again
It's build on land that was used to mining I believe so the whole thing is slowly sinking
I think it was sold for 8 million at one point. The hallways are miles long in total

[Anonymous No.13843206]

>>13843136
>house has more than 300 rooms, although the precise number is unclear, with 250,000 square feet (23,000 m2) of floorspace[7] (124,600 square feet (11,580 m2) of living area). It covers an area of more than 2.5 acres (1.0 ha), and is surrounded by a 180-acre (73 ha) park, and an estate of 15,000 acres (6,100 ha).
Kek, if I made it it would become the /biz/ mansion

[Anonymous No.13843288]

>>13843105
Chainlink is a meme. Clearly kidding, brother. Chainlink will probably be $2 EOY no joke though. Shoulda bought in at $.45

[Anonymous No.13843340]

>>13838019
fucking retarded lmao