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Nobody knows when the ark singularity will happen, but what I do know is that it WILL happen. The world will flood at gods command, smiting non arkies in an instant. The populations....the people who knew but didn't follow the path...will beg for one more chance to board the ark......but it will be too late.

Biz will be filled with ark memes, designed and edited by god himself to torment non arkies in eternal flames. The ark memes will be so FUNNY, so SAVAGE, so MOCKING to non arkies, that non arkies will beg for mercy for the lord to end their miserable mortal existence rather than endure the torment for not arkumulating.

The ones who knew however, the ones who read the scripture (ark shills on biz), the ones who followed the righteous path to salvation, will infinitely bask in the glory and ecstasy that is ark all in one blockchain solutions.

American Express, Goldman Sachs,JP Morgan and chase, SWIFT, HSBC, Barclays intonational, Microsoft, Apple, and GOD HIMSELF......will be using ark to fulfil mutiple use cases in their businesses, whilst non arkies are cast to the slums of society, literally like the factionless off divergent.

I’m here to spread the prophecy, biz….buy ark to save your soul.

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>>13832349
>Arkies

>> No.13832400

>>13832349
>American Express, Goldman Sachs,JP Morgan and chase, SWIFT, HSBC, Barclays intonational, Microsoft, Apple, and GOD HIMSELF......will be using ark to fulfil mutiple use cases in their businesses, whilst non arkies are cast to the slums of society, literally like the factionless off divergent.

Why would these guys utilize ARK?

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>>13832349

>> No.13832468

>>13832432

he's cute

>> No.13832483

Ark memes are back.

Time to buy a bag.

>> No.13832512

Bags so heavy

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Stefan will carry us all to riches on his hairy, sweaty, Romanian back.

>> No.13832919

>>13832751
Didn't this faggot founder leave to start another scam other than Ark?

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>> No.13833330

>>13832349
The conference yesterday revealed to the world the stuttering potheads that run this scam. Price has already tanked 10%. Once it breaks through the $1.50 resistance the panic will begin and small holders and speculators will begin to offload, with the whales already long gone. Once it shoots through the $1 mark, unabated FEAR will ripe through all ARKies. With all those who dumped their current accounts into this scam twitching at their arsehole continuously while refreshing bittrex. The $0.50 mark will be met, the largest panic in history will ensue. The final deluded Nodes will begin to go offline, and wagecuckers with their engineering salaries loaded up in ARK will be left with it stuck in their wallet, unable to move it to bittrex to salvage some self respect. The price WILL tank at this point to sub $0.10, and most probably sub ICO levels. From that day forward the deluded Arkie wagecucking engineering nerds who bought this coin thinking it had fundamentals will go back to their jobs, with no money in their current accounts, to be made redundant by the next wave of pajeets arriving to undercut their wages. Deluded ARKies will hold bags FOREVER, with no job, no money, and no crypto. I warned you ARKies. There’s still time to get out. Sell NOW. Don’t be deluded, don’t be an ARKie.