/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.13824877]

*HONK*
*HONK*
*HOOOOONK*

I have an announcement everybody!!!! *HONK* Everybody, I have an announcement!!!!! *HONK* *HONK*

I have an announcement everybody!!!! *HONK* Everybody, I have an announcement!!!!! *HONK HONK*

*blows up balloon and makes a balloon dog* This announcement is gonna be monumental!!!!!!

*sprays water from fake flower* The biggest *slaps you with rubber chicken* most amazing announcement *pulls string and bowtie spins like a fan* you'll ever hear in your life!!!!!!!!! *HONK HONK*

Get ready, for *takes off size 30 shoe, inflating a giant balloon hammer, then whacks you with it* the announcement *starts pulling line of multi-colored cloth from throat* to end all announcements!!!!!!!! *HONK HONK HONK*

Here, just lean your head in closer to this sack of announcements and you'll hear it!!!!!!!

Closer...

Clooooosssseerrrr...

*HOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNKKKKKKKK*
*presses a cream pie into your face*

HAHA DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS

And that's it!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.13824885]

>>13824877
okay now this is epic

[Anonymous No.13824889]

>>13824877
this is fricking epic! nice dubs lmao

[Anonymous No.13825637]

>>13824889
lol haha i peed :)

[Anonymous No.13825657]

>>13824877
haha wow what an epic post you deserve reddit gold

[Anonymous No.13825661]

>/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.13825867]

>>13824877
Kekked and checked

[Anonymous No.13825952]

>>13825661
I made this thread, but I unironically wish the jannie wasn't so shit at his job, then again it could be worse and we could have horrible mods like those on /tv/, /v/ and /co/, but frankly we either get a jannie that does nothing and lets everything go to shit, or we get a jannie that does too much and turns everything to shit by not letting anyone talk in ways he doesn't approve.

[Anonymous No.13825972]

>>13824877
Strangely arousing

>>13825661
Honkler and associated Honkler posting is part of board culture