/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.13818930]

>1 hour left of 10 hour shift
>need to unload stress
>go masturbate for the 4th time today during work time
>forgot to lock the door
>co-manager walks
>"oh my god, i'm sor-"
>slams door before he finishes the sentence
WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK I MIGHT NOT GET MY PAYCHECK AND PROBABLY GONNA GET FUCKING FIRED TOMORROW

[Anon123 No.13818951]

>>13818930
i feel you anon. I desperately want to jack off but can't find a single conference room

[Anonymous No.13818955]

>masturbating at work
A man of class I see

[Anonymous No.13818961]

>>13818930
https://www.reddit.com/r/NoFap/

[Anonymous No.13818970]

>>13818930

Do you retards really get that sexually stimulated at fucking work?

Jesus, no wonder rape exists. You animals.

[Anonymous No.13819085]

>>13818930
You’ll get your paycheck

[Anonymous No.13819101]

>>13818930
Leeching protiens and minerals from all of your vital organs including your brain every time you jack off, and demons eat your cum vapors.

[Anonymous No.13819102]

>>13818930
get help

[Anonymous No.13819128]

I have fapped at work once before.

[Anonymous No.13819131]

>>13818930
t. things that never happened

[Anonymous No.13819134]

happened to me twice that i jacked off at work, i just went into the bathroom

[Anonymous No.13819156]

>>13818961
lAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaa

[Anonymous No.13819164]

place i used to work at had porn mags stahsed everywhere. classic 90's ones from spain.

[Anonymous No.13819225]

>>13818930
live action shot op

[Anonymous No.13819252]

>>13818970
yeah theyre dumb retarded horny raper apes. need to be culled.

[Anonymous No.13819278]

It happens, OP, BUT DAMN... Lock the door. Just say you had medical reasons and that's why you were furiously stroking your dick. It's just awkward for everyone. I'm sure you'll be fine

[Anonymous No.13819326]

Sounds like you might have to break out the kneepads again

[Anonymous No.13819732]

>>13818930
Satoshi will make ALL the announcements May 31st. Swimming against this current will be futile.

During the fireside chat with Jimmy, Craig will lay the foundations for all of his extraordinary claims, which will include posting independently-verifiable documents and evidence addressing some of the false allegations that have been leveled, and transferring bitcoin from an early block.

There will be extraordinary proof that can be independently validated regarding the Segwit flaw. Similarly, Craig will also discuss the fundamental flaws with privacy coins, such as Zcash & Monero. This will effectively kill "privacy coins" as Craig will show you that it is basically as private as running through Times Square with your pants around your ankles.

Craig will also expose the pure fraud that is binance. He will discuss how these bucket shop exchanges are all squarely within the realm of US control. To say so is not a mere assertion, ‘.com’ domains have been considered to come under US territory for decades now. It is well tested in law. All major exchanges, including Coinbase, will be immediately forced to remove the bitcoin moniker from BTC/BCH/BTG/BTCP and all the other scam forks that have deviated from the whtiepaper. This will all be legally enforceable by his recent copyright approval.

During a Q&A Dr. Wright will also be asked about the court proceedings vs Kleiman's estate. At this point he will reveal irrefutable proof that the TulipTrust is in fact real and the accurate name that Satoshi gave to his enormous stash of bitcoins. Craig will demonstrate how he will take sole possession of the TulipTrust in 2020 once the contract reaches maturity.

Listen, I genuinely care about Anons well being. Cryptoscammers have been trying their hardest to suppress the coingreek conference bcuz On May 31 there will be a sea of red across the board, with the exception of one coin that will rise from the red ashes like a phoenix. That coin is original bitcoin BSV.

[Anonymous No.13820075]

>>13819128
same, once during a time in my life where i was super horny all the time, now i dont really see why i would do it again

[Anonymous No.13820321]

>>13818930
I fapped once at work with hand soap for lube and hurt my dick but good life experience

[Anonymous No.13820374]

>>13820321
based, experiencing everything in life

[Anonymous No.13820443]

This feels like the right thread for this:

1 time in college I was paid $1000 to participate in a psychology study where they hook up this helmet to my head that reads electrical signals from my brain while I memorize things. Anyway they put the helmet on me and put me in a small room alone and I could see the chart on a computer screen change in front of me whenever I did certain actions and knew the team of psychologists were outside the room watching the readings on the screen. Room was dark though so no cameras. So I started masturbating. When I came it screwed up the readings and they figured out something was wrong and eventually kicked me out after my 3rd session doing this.

[Anonymous No.13820496]

This thread needs to be printed, hung in a nice frame, and displayed for all future generations to read. This is comedy gold.

[Anonymous No.13820507]

>>13818930
>masturbating daily
not gonna make it you degenerate

[Anonymous No.13820522]

>>13819101
More. Digits show this is only intro class 101. We need 202 version please teacher fren.

[Anonymous No.13820591]

doing it at work it the best because you're getting paid for jacking it. i always make sure to mention in my annual review that im a team player because i do things outside of my job description

[Anonymous No.13820641]

>>13820443
Kek