OFFICIAL LAUGH AT ELON THREAD

[Anonymous No.13816888]

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[Anonymous No.13817583]

>>13816888
God you people are sad. This must have been what is was like when Nikola Tesla was around.

People like you shitting on an individual trying to make a difference, a positive difference, in modern society.

[Anonymous No.13817605]

>>13817583
>God you people are sad. This must have been what is was like when Nikola Tesla was around.
>People like you shitting on an individual trying to make a difference, a positive difference, in modern society
Exactly the same that's happening with Craig. It's truly sad

[Anonymous No.13817630]

>>13817605
Craig is not satoshi though. If he just admitted that and just went about creating a better bitcoin things would fare better for him. I have no idea why he is pushing the satoshi narrative so intently.

[Anonymous No.13817651]

>>13817605
>comparing tesla to craig
was going to say how retarded this is but they both cucked others with their patents

[Anonymous No.13817667]

>>13817583
he's a con man
not even comparable to Nikola Tesla

[Anonymous No.13817680]

>>13817605
Sir do the needful sir

[Anonymous No.13817694]

Multiple drivers already died for his proclaimed autonomous driving feature that costs 200k.

[Anonymous No.13817695]

>>13817667
Neither is elon desu

[Anonymous No.13817705]

>>13816888
The way this board shits on Elon echoes Boomers negative sentiment regarding Bitcoin.

It's trendy to shit on TESLA now. Can't wait till everyone BTFO 3Q18/4Q18

[Anonymous No.13817706]

>>13817583
He’s a bigger con artist then madoff, will make madoff look like an amateur when this all comes crashing down. Will be in handcuffs in less than half a decade

[Anonymous No.13817710]

>>13817630
>Craig is not satoshi though
You are a fucking itdiot if you're not able to see that he is. Have you even read any of his academic papers or blogposts?

[Anonymous No.13817716]

>>13817583
Well, is he trying to make a difference or make up for the difference?

[Anonymous No.13817725]

>>13816888
But seriously though Nintendo Labo isn't that bad and they should props for trying something different

[Anonymous No.13817724]

>>13817694
and tesla fan bois are like nothing happened
this really makes me anger

[Anonymous No.13817731]

>>13817694
>How do I read statistics

[Anonymous No.13817735]

>>13817706
Pretty sure he will be living on Mars and you will NOT be invited.

[Anonymous No.13817746]

>>13817710
Then why did he lose access to his coins? The dude can't even code real time kek

[Anonymous No.13817761]

>>13817735

[Anonymous No.13817765]

>>13817731
according statistics Elon himself should have died test-driving Tesla cars.

[Anonymous No.13817786]

Telsa's insurance offering will be built on Ethereum. Screen capture this message.

[Anonymous No.13817804]

>>13817746
>Then why did he lose access to his coins?
Did he?

>The dude can't even code real time kek
Then how come it is videos of him lecturing programming at uni on youtube?

[Anonymous No.13817814]

>>13816888
even triplets cant redeem your tardness
lets laugh at evil people, not the actually good ones
wtf, he's actually what would happen if any of us got a load of money because of a site we did.. he'd probably still be a basement dweller if his paypal wouldn't kick off

[Anonymous No.13817871]

>>13817765

[Anonymous No.13817903]

>>13817804
I said code real time, anyone can memorize some bullshit related to some powerpoint slides.

[Anonymous No.13817920]

>>13817735
Retard detected

[Anonymous No.13817921]

>>13817761
/thread

[Anonymous No.13817924]

>>13817871
what happened to Elon?

[Anonymous No.13817947]

>>13816888
Didn't this dumb ass take Johnny Depps sloppy seconds lying whore of an ex wife?

[Anonymous No.13817979]

>>13817903

[Anonymous No.13818025]

>>13817761
>>13817920
t. flatearthers

[Anonymous No.13818036]

I always hated this cunt, I hope his boring company and tesla burns to the ground along with all of his fanboys.

[Anonymous No.13818045]

>>13817979
Nice argument, You are a perfect example of why everyone thinks bsv holders are retards, unfortunately.

[Anonymous No.13818075]

>>13816888
>>13817583
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[Anonymous No.13818078]

Why do you guys hate Tesla? Most successful business person on planet Earth right now at the moment.

[Anonymous No.13818089]

>Why do you guys hate Tesla? Most successful business person on planet Earth right now at the moment.

[Anonymous No.13818098]

>>13817947
He didn't marry her, he already has 5 kids (6, 1 dead). He just banged her because that's what he does. He steals prime pussy from powerful men as a hobby.

[Anonymous No.13818123]

>>13817724
Not a fan of Elon, quite the opposite but its not like normal cars are super safe, people are dying by the thousands every day in car accidents.

[Anonymous No.13818132]

>>13816888
>not buying the tsla dip when they have the highest number of sales in the whole automobile market

[Anonymous No.13818153]

>>13818078
no that would be bill gates, or larry elison. you know, people with businesses that actually generate profit

[Anonymous No.13818226]

>>13818153
It would clearly be Amazon. Bezos is a fucking cyborg at this point.

[Anonymous No.13818239]

>>13817630
Wikileaks proved that he's not.

[Anonymous No.13818289]

>>13817583

>"trying to make a positive difference in the world"
>running for-profit companies (and not well)
>uses the most powerful launch system since the saturn V to put a huge testament to his ego into space instead of a large and valuable scientific payload

[Anonymous No.13818405]

>>13818289
>valuable scientific payload

There is no valuable scientific payload suitable for that launch plan.

What? You want to measure how much CO2 is in the upper atmosphere, again? You think we'd learn anything useful from hurling stuff at another planet or comet?

Get real.

[Anonymous No.13818526]

>>13816888
Could faggot op or somebody else offer some context about wtf has happened?

[Anonymous No.13818605]

>>13817735
You have to go back

[Anonymous No.13818613]

>>13817583
you're a gullible retard that shouldn't vote
people like you are ruining the world

[Anonymous No.13818615]

>>13817583
This.
To everyone else: the history will judge you

[Anonymous No.13818652]

>>13817786
and they'll also be running nodes for their API. You'd be able to access all types of real-time data generated by all teslas on the road

It'll be a pretty decent source of income which is why the current shitshow could be just fud to drive prices low

[Anonymous No.13818656]

>>13817710
"Sir I'm going to need some ID saying you're Bob."
"Officer, I wrote a blog and academic paper saying I'm Bob!"
>>13817979
pure deflection

[Anonymous No.13818745]

>>13818045
>>13818656
kek, you guys can't resist sperging out even when the thread has nothing to do with CSW
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[Anonymous No.13818764]

anyone and everyone that has gone against the oil industry has been relentlessly fudded, elon knew this going in, call him a con-man all you want but most would have already walked away by now. the dude actually has a vision and it's kind of sad that we opportunity to better the world in multiple ways but the heard follows the thought programming spread by big oil.

[Anonymous No.13818783]

>>13818745
>rent
x50gOsh1 was replying to u7I42MJt‘s post about craig

[Anonymous No.13818787]

>>13816888
anyone and everyone that has gone against the oil industry has been relentlessly fudded, elon knew this going in, call him a con-man all you want but most would have already walked away by now. the dude actually has a vision and it's kind of sad that we have an opportunity to better the world but the heard follows the thought programming spread by big oil. can't wait for this hellhole to burn up.

[Anonymous No.13818791]

>>13818745
I call out your deflection, and you deflect it. Classic. Does what I told you, not compute or is it not in your script library?

[Anonymous No.13818837]

>>13817605
Craig is a scammer
Open your fucking eyes

[Anonymous No.13818922]

Closed my TSLA short today for a nice profit, thank you based cultists

[Anonymous No.13818944]

>>13817583

[Anonymous No.13818959]

>>13817694
The road to Mars will be paved with the bones of the faithful.

[Anonymous No.13819014]

>>13818959
the road to yer mums house is paved with miles of dick

[Anonymous No.13819072]

Remember the whole "private at $420" fiasco? This was one of the tweets he made.
https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1026907699760390146
A CEO of a multi-billion dollar company doesn't have a basic understanding of how capital markets work. What a genius.

[Anonymous No.13819132]

>>13817583
this elon guy is more likely someone who could be the supporter of somebody like Tesla but not comparable as the genious Nikola Tesla
still a decently smart guy though

[Anonymous No.13819215]

>>13816888
Elon has done more for humanity than your entire family has ever done in their existence.

[Anonymous No.13819423]

>>13818959
keked

[Anonymous No.13819519]

>>13818787
It doesn't matter when you build a product with no demand. Simple as that.

People aren't gonna pay 50k for an EV, they're still a gimmick. He has realized there isn't anymore demand for EV's in the US which is why he tried selling abroad. Which was a huge misake imo, he should have figured out how to lower the price of his vehicles and get more people to drive them.

No one is gonna pay 50k for a car that takes 75 minutes to charge in this economy. Tesla will go under $50 EOY.

You can talk shit about muh big oil all you want, it is still the most economically viable way to drive around. Battery tech just isn't there yet.

[Anonymous No.13819542]

[Anonymous No.13819573]

>>13817979
NIce self portrait you fucking newshit

[Anonymous No.13819576]

>>13817705
its 2019 ya dumb fanboy how that boot taste

[Anonymous No.13819583]

>>13819542

[Anonymous No.13819605]

>>13817710
jesus fuck you are stupid

[Anonymous No.13819621]

>>13818239
source?

[Anonymous No.13819630]

>>13819576
Supporting Elon is equal to boot lickers? Are you retarded or something?

[Anonymous No.13819671]

>>13817583
>businessman with some background in physics
>same as Nikola Tesla
no

[Anonymous No.13819716]

>>13819671
Elon is the most influential person of our time, you're some dumb faggot who can't into reading comprehension.

[Anonymous No.13819744]

>>13817924
He didn't pump his cone, now pajeets chimp

[Anonymous No.13819767]

>>13817605
Craig is like Trump... only NPC cucklords are dumb enough to believe their shit

[Anonymous No.13819843]

I'm unironically buying at these prices

Go ahead and bet against based Elon plebes I'll see you from 20,000 feet later

[Anonymous No.13819867]

>>13817583
stfu cunt. this guy is a narcisisst who think he can be ceo of multiple companies. pro tip: he can't.

[Anonymous No.13819922]

>>13818098
>that old drunk Johnny Depp
>powerful men

[Anonymous No.13820268]

>>13819867
You're the salty cunt who's jealous of another man's fortune. What have you done with your life?

[Anonymous No.13820276]

>>13818959

[Anonymous No.13820302]

Yikes, all these redditor ITT.
You fags are gonna get rekt by my puts on Monday.

[Anonymous No.13820361]

>>13817705
It's more like a "Reddit likes him so we have to hate him" kind of thing.

[Anonymous No.13820400]

Yes, Elon's think might fuck up, but at least he tried.

Clearly /biz/ would have preffered if he had taken all his paypal millions and bought land instead to play landlord. Or perhaps made another fart & "attention economy" silicon valley-esque lifestyle app.

Elon is one of the few people who tried to do cool, physical things. If he fails its a tragedy.

[Anonymous No.13820575]

>>13818089
wtf is this abomination?

[Anonymous No.13820630]

>>13820400
Absolutely based and enlightening.

[Anonymous No.13820634]

>>13820400
While technicaly imo you're right, Musk pass too much of a shill for me, like another anon pointed, why the hell send a fucking car to space while instead some scientific playload could have been sent?
He tries to appeal too much to the masses without having the working infrastructures to make it.

[Anonymous No.13820658]

>>13816888
I was curious after showering and saw that my mechanical pencil was on the sink (probably from my pant pocket). Don’t know what made me do it, but I thought it would be a good idea to open it up and stick the pencil lead down my pee pee hole. It went in quite easily and I was about to take it out thinking it was a bad idea, but I couldn’t actually pick up the lead. It was a good 3-4 millimetres down and I was starting to panic. I immediately went to a drawer under the sink and got out a pair of tweezers and began trying to pull it out.

It was at this point that it started to sting. Oh it stung like fire, relentless waves and waves of throbbing pain struck me as I, on the verge of tears kept trying to get it out. I only pushed it further in with the tweezers. The pain grew more and I was really panicking now. It felt as if there was acid inside. I turned on the sink and tried washing it out but to no avail. At this point I was ready to just have a breakdown.

Standing there, drenched in water, my manly part on fire as I bit my knee, trying to get a hold of myself. The pain was so bad that I just wanted to cut it all off. I looked around again and saw that there was nothing else that could help me, and I did the only thing I knew how to do.

I sat there, and took the single most painful fap I had ever taken in my entire life. When I finally went off, the pencil lead, now broken in 3 and covered with what looked like blood came out with the cum. It looked terrible but almost immediately the pain stopped and I just sat there, a failed man, covered in my own cum and blood, and cried silently for about 5 minutes.

Lesson learned: NEVER stick pencil lead down your pee pee hole.

[Anonymous No.13821522]

>>13820634
Ok, since I am a bit of a space fan, will answer that.

Because it was a completely useless rocket that at that point had 50/50 a chance of either working or tearing itself apart.

Most space agencies simply use a concrete weight or something as a mass simulator for this sort of launches. This concept is known as a boilerplate spacecraft. More:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boilerplate_(spaceflight)

And such missions have been many, including:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AS-105
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AS-101
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AS-102
etc

all of which were technically "useless" launches.

Elon simply decided to place there something fun. Grab some media attention, and, yes, attempt to pump Tesla's price a little bit.

Also, for comparison how two of the most popular heavy rockets fared at their first flight (and so what they had every reason to expect):

First Delta-IV flight: Failure.
First Ariane 5 flight: Failure.

[Anonymous No.13821554]

>>13817583
>This must have been what is was like when Nikola Tesla was around.
you think so?

[Anonymous No.13821826]

>>13821522
Hmm I didn't know about that, thanks.

Don't forget the N1 tho for failed launches.

[Anonymous No.13821833]

>>13818783
Reddit get out、learn into how2post

[Anonymous No.13821847]

>>13817710
he edited those old blogposts like the fraud he is, retard

[Anonymous No.13821914]

>>13817583

Reminder that Tesla died a broke virgin