SALES SALES SALES

[Anonymous No.13813402]

hahahahaha i m 18 and make lots of money in sales. Why dont wagies just get sales jobs if they hate their lives so much
>always make money if your not a little bitch
>pretty much make your own hours
>no one fucks with you if you're a high performer

get fucked wagie fudds

[Anonymous No.13813440]

>>13813402
You’re a fucking wagecuck also with your low class job sorry to burst your bubble faggot

[Anonymous No.13813469]

Get to work wagie

[Anonymous No.13813470]

>>13813440
>low class job

not when I'm 18 looking to pull 100k a year

[Anonymous No.13813481]

>>13813402
that gif made me cringe so hard

[Anonymous No.13813484]

based zoomer taking on the shitty jobs so the rest of us don't have to

[Anonymous No.13813517]

Sales is literally all luck and based mostly around finding clients stupid enough to buy your shit. I'm assuming you got lucky and one of the managers gave you a list of easy clients, to which I say, congrats.

[Anonymous No.13813548]

>>13813517
if you think sales is luck you are a beta faggot

[Anonymous No.13813563]

>>13813517
>>13813548
also leads are always high quality in my business

[Anonymous No.13813575]

>>13813484
ok boomer hope your dumbass marketing/ consulting job is fulfilling desk jockey

[Anonymous No.13813582]

>>13813548
>it's not luck
>>13813563
>I have high quality leads

Yeah okay.

[Anonymous No.13813587]

>>13813470
You'll always be a little faggot with no respect tho.

[Anonymous No.13813589]

>>13813481

[Anonymous No.13813615]

>>13813582
are you calling my bluff? sure theres bogus leads but the majority are just fine. As long as you have the balls to close like a man and build trust for you and the brand, you're making the sale

[Anonymous No.13813634]

>>13813615
I'm calling your bluff because its a bluff. There's a reason that once you do sales long enough the only thing you can do is sales.

[Anonymous No.13813642]

>>13813587
and you'll always be a hopeless bootlicking boomer with no self-respect.

[Anonymous No.13813657]

What do you sell? I’m a 21 year old zoomed dating a girl your age, I’m on your side bro.

[Anonymous No.13813671]

>>13813657
pedo fag

[Anonymous No.13813682]

>>13813589
oh god stahp crrrrrrringggggeeeeee aaaaaa

[Anonymous No.13813683]

>>13813634
ok elaborate, why am I doomed to do sales forever.

[Anonymous No.13813686]

>>13813671
True if I could I’d be dating someone younger.

[Anonymous No.13813690]

>>13813615
>are you calling my bluff?
Your in sales...nothing you say is the whole truth, now get back to work wagie

[Anonymous No.13813712]

>>13813470
you could make 100k a year for the next 10,000 years and still not have 1 billion dollars

[Anonymous No.13813714]

>>13813683
Because the only skill you have is bullshitting (which anyone can do after like a day of decent training) and learning to prey on unsuspecting low IQ retards. Your skills don't even transfer to big business negotiations.

[Anonymous No.13813738]

>>13813686
Whose the youngest age you've fucked since you turned 18?

[Anonymous No.13813792]

>>13813738
never younger than 18

[Anonymous No.13813803]

>>13813712
the virgin 1 billion vs the chad 100k per year

[Anonymous No.13813828]

>>13813714
ok retard. I'm not a fucking used car salesman. What do you think this is the fucking 60's? People have access to the internet, I tell one lie its game over. its all about having brass balls and a good brand. My clients are individuals/ family who make $120,000+ I do not prey on low IQ individuals thats scummy. And please brainlet explain to me how my skills aren't transferable. Keep in mind I'm 18 and a student so I haven't hit a wall

[Anonymous No.13813856]

>>13813828
he doesnt know what he is talking about. he is a NEET with roughly 2.5 BTC that thinks he is some finance wizard because he forgot about his BTC until 2017 and then searched his moms attic for his old flash drive

[Anonymous No.13813872]

>>13813657
hello fellow zoomer, I wont go too much into detail but I work in the home improvement business. God Speed to you and you 18 yr old gf, may she stay youthful forever and give you many childrern

[Anonymous No.13813898]

>>13813872
24 y/o salesman here too. try to sell IT or something in the tech field. there are guys at my company who have been doing this for years and have a huge client base pulling in a milli a quarter

[Anonymous No.13813905]

>>13813402
This board is mostly autistic social retards kiddo. You're on the right track.
>t 33yo boomer making $250k doing sales

[Anonymous No.13813921]

I work construction and make 70k a year doing 2 actual hours of work a day. Get fucked yuppie.

[Anonymous No.13813932]

>>13813828
Larp harder faggot

[Anonymous No.13813941]

>>13813714
bro most zoomers cannot even talk to people on a casual basis. any time i work with a zoomer they stare at the ground and wait for my instructions. basically our "sales" skill comes down to something that the majority of our generation doesnt have

[Anonymous No.13813957]

>>13813872
Ah, you’re working for one of those schemes where you try to get people t sell their houses cheap and then you group of “investors” buys them, fixes it up and flips it right?

I had a buddy do that, he was all pumped and set up his website and I think he paid in to be an affiliate and all that shit. Last I saw, he is living in an RV in caifornia, not even fucking kidding you hahaha

[Anonymous No.13813962]

>>13813470
>$100k a year
>rich

A capitalist can make what you've make in 10 years on one so-so deal. Jeff Bezos makes your yearly income in 20 minutes, and tax-free.

You're still wageslave scum.

[Anonymous No.13813963]

>>13813932
cope harder fudd

[Anonymous No.13813977]

How to begin in sales? I only really find telemarketing jobs where I am and most seem terrible

[Anonymous No.13813988]

>>13813977
May i suggest.. kneepads?

[Anonymous No.13813991]

>>13813957
no not that. I know about that though, you think I'd buy into that scheme? No no. I've heard of it being very lucrative for some people though. I sell a service to homeowners.

[Anonymous No.13813998]

>>13813872
Lmao you're a door to door window/roof salesman aren't you? I hope you're content doing that, because there's absolutely no career potential there.

[Anonymous No.13814011]

>>13813977
how old are you?

[Anonymous No.13814010]

>>13813872
Thx bro keep grinding let’s get this bread

[Anonymous No.13814023]

enjoy your first recession

[Anonymous No.13814024]

>>13813998
Nope, not that. Not far off though. No door to dooring. Again, I'm a student, I know this isnt my ride to fame and riches but it sure is far above my age group

[Anonymous No.13814036]

>>13813402
sales is ugly you literally lie and scam other people and whore yourself out all day.. now you are young and selfish/clueless but the day will come (hopefully) when u realize this and quit sales.

[Anonymous No.13814043]

>>13813962
not enough money youre a poorfag, too much money and you become a souless scum bag. No thanks buddy, I know I'm not rich but I sure am cumftabl

[Anonymous No.13814060]

>>13814036
lol you sound washed up as fuck

"sales is a hard racket kid *sips* get out while you can"

the amount of btfod boomers in this thread is unreal, biz has no fucking libido

[Anonymous No.13814073]

>>13814024
how do you balance work/uni? what do you study, and how are you managing your time in exam season? (fellow zoomer btw)

[Anonymous No.13814092]

>>13814043
>soulless scumbag
As a capitalist, money works for you. You can sit back, be frugal and live happy. As a wageslave, you see your soul hourly. The only people who become "soulless" is because they wageslave too hard.

[Anonymous No.13814100]

>>13813402
Based OP

Sales is indeed the Chad job of choice. I am in SaaS sales, make ~300k. 35yo.

Sales is about working your ass off to not get fired until you get lucky with a whale and make 90% of your comp off it. Managing a territory is the skill. Managing stress is paramount.

[Anonymous No.13814113]

>>13814092
>you see your soul hourly
*you sell your soul hourly

[Anonymous No.13814114]

>industrial sales
>20 years old

Comfy as fuck lads

[Anonymous No.13814120]

>>13814036
What the fuck are you talking about? Maybe B2C sales is like that, but B2B in a major corporation is not like that at all.

[Anonymous No.13814143]

>>13814073
work is very flexible and I set my own hours except for our projection meetings and sales meetings I have about twice a week for a couple of hours. If your business knows your a student but you make them lots of money, youre the god of your own world.

tldr; get good at your job, set a schedule, demand respect

[Anonymous No.13814161]

OP is selling flooring or cabinets for a boss who has a revolving door of suckers doing all the work for him.

[Anonymous No.13814172]

GUYS I CAN SELL MY BODY FOR OVER $1000 AN HOUR JUST GOTTA TAKE IT IN THE ASS FOR A LITTLE BIT HAHA STUPID WAGIES WHEN WILL YOU LEARN SELF-RESPECT AND BTW I THINK THAT SELLING ESSENTIAL OILS WILL IMPROVE YOUR SOCIAL SKILLS YEP TAKING ADVANTAGE OF PEOPLE FOR 40 HOURS A WEEK WILL NOT DRIVE YOU INSANE SALES SALES SALES SELL YOUR SOUL FOR SALES SALES SALEZ

[Anonymous No.13814173]

>>13814100
THIS

OP Here, about to close on a massive $200,000 sale (hence my confidence to brag about sales on biz)

[Anonymous No.13814185]

>>13814173
>OP Here
We have IDs here retard

[Anonymous No.13814197]

>>13814172
stop yelling you fucking autist

[Anonymous No.13814213]

>>13814185
aha check mate well educated 4 channer, thanks for the tip

[Anonymous No.13814217]

>>13813481

[Anonymous No.13814228]

>>13814161
not quite, pretty small business and I am a top performer

[Anonymous No.13814247]

I have an opportunity in sales development for a business e-commerce company. It's not really what I was looking for, but I'm looking into it anyways. Anyone got similar experience here?

[Anonymous No.13814249]

>>13813690
ok whole truth? yeah its not the most relaxing job in the world. But, who cares man up

[Anonymous No.13814403]

>>13814249
>man up
Easy to say when you're only 18 and barely into your first job.

[Anonymous No.13814420]

>>13814247
i think that boom is over, its gonna be a lot of grinding on your part to people who dont wanna listen to what you have to say

[Anonymous No.13814582]

>>13814247
>sales/business dev
This question comes up a lot. Should you take that shitty biz dev job? That depends. Do you want a career in sales?

Optimally, you will identify the company you wish to sell for (like AWS) and get a biz dev job there. At that point your only job is to impress the regional sales managers. You will need to move; top paying sales jobs are outside and you need to be prepared to jump on any territory that becomes available. Sales guys get fired or leave at a good clip, and sales managers hate nothing more than empty dirt. Be the easy answer for a manager to move into a spot and you just got a $150k raise.

If you DONT want to sell, don’t do biz dev. The job sucks. The job isn’t there to do long term, it is there to be a launchpad for a territory gig.

[Anonymous No.13814610]

>>13814403
I’d shit post all day if it paid. Jobs are stressful if you’re not a fast food wagie.

[Anonymous No.13814638]

>>13814036
Maybe when he see he is earning about 1k a month working his ass off he will quit

[Anonymous No.13814703]

>>13813828
>Keep in mind I'm 18 and a student so I haven't hit a wall
Surprise surprise, an arrogant Zoomer, God this world is so fucked

[Anonymous No.13814734]

>>13814638
> earn 1k a month

well im good at what I do so I doubt I'd have any huge loss streaks like that, but I know it's possible. I have savings for such an event

[Anonymous No.13814779]

>>13814703
surprise surprise a spinless boomer who ruined the economy trying to shit on the up and comers

[Anonymous No.13814897]

>>13814420
>>13814582
About what I was thinking. Wasn't really looking for sales so I'd have to do more research and think on it. May just keep looking.

[Anonymous No.13815228]

>>13813402
sales is basically like sucking dicks

[Anonymous No.13815276]

>>13813402
based zoomer. don't spend too much and invest it, you'll retire early

[Anonymous No.13815362]

>>13814779
Zoomers a generation with access to all the info in the world but to arrogant to use it!
Keep blaming Boomers, but in reality, they were ignorant out of just plain general ignorance, Zoomers are ignorant out of there own arrogance.

Your arrogance is getting in the way of learning!

https://www.thenewamerican.com/world-news/item/32425-dumb-and-dumber-many-developed-countries-are-imperiled-by-falling-iq
InB4 >MUH NIGGERS

[Anonymous No.13815364]

>>13813402
>hedging your life on a job where literally a bad week or two can take you out and make you look like a slacker in the bosses eyes no matter how much shilling you did last month.
toppest of keks anon.

[Anonymous No.13815454]

>>13813402
I dislike sales people and think they should all be hanged.

[Anonymous No.13815461]

>>13815364
Nope there are metrics to measure effort and I’m not in a corporation I have a good relationship with boss man. U think he doesn’t know that’s part of the sales game?

[Anonymous No.13815478]

>>13815362
Ok good cope. All the degeneracy and retardation you see in zoomers today is a result of the seed planed by boomers

[Anonymous No.13815493]

>>13815228
*sales is like GETTING your dick sucked B-)

[Anonymous No.13815550]

>>13815478
>All the degeneracy and retardation you see in zoomers today is a result of the seed planed by boomers
So Zoomers are = to Niggers then, just blame someone else. God you Zoomers are dumb.

Niggers
>MUH ITS THE WHITE MAN
Zoomers
>MUH ITS THE BOOMERS

Blaming the Boomers just shows how little you understand of the world, thus proving my point about your arrogance.

[Anonymous No.13815552]

>>13813402
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