/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.13812856]

Just found this place and I'm amazed at how much support for Mr. Craig you guys are showing. Let me tell you guys a story. I think you'll appreciate it.

You may not know this, but Mr. Craig is actually a pretty decent golfer. I remember last year attending an event at the European Cup. I was part of his crew at the range and let me tell you, we were in Awe when he whacked a ball 572 yards. It was incredible.

What's even crazier is what happened next. After one of his drives he told us about a time he was at Sawgrass when Tiger Woods actually walked up with a bucket of balls, apparently getting ready for his comeback at the Masters. Craig said he looked at Tiger and said "That's all you ever do is practice. Practice, practice, practice." Tiger looked at him and said "Well if I had your talent Mr. Craig, I wouldn't have to practice so much."

Crazy

[Anonymous No.13812874]

Its "Dr." Craig

[Anonymous No.13812890]

>>13812856
big if true

[Anonymous No.13812899]

[Anonymous No.13812903]

>>13812874
>Its "Dr." Craig
this

[Anonymous No.13812910]

>>13812874
its Dr. Creg

[Anonymous No.13812919]

>>13812856
i heard he held the nazis back alone at the battle of BULGE...

he also has won the nobel prize all of them in fact several times

not many know that he is actually nikola tesla who discovered the secret of eternal life draining energy and vitality from the void

he also holds every patent on earth because he bought all patent offices

he had more lovers of all sexes than zeus himelf

he personally shot jfk for being a filthy socialist

he is also claimed to be the last starfighter at least nobody could ever disprove it.

truly amazing guy

[Anonymous No.13812934]

>>13812899
Thank you come again sirtoshi

[Anonymous No.13812956]

>>13812856
Tiger confirmed as eternally STIFFED

[Anonymous No.13813003]

I saw Craig Wright at a grocery store in Oxford yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

[Anonymous No.13813059]

>>13813003
should say "to make use of transaction malleability"

[Anonymous No.13813089]

>>13812934
DUDE EARLY DEATH FROM MORBID OBESITY CAUSED BY HEDONISM LMAO

[Anonymous No.13813112]

I can't believe that anyone is listening to what Craig Wright is saying. He is such a fool, a charlatan and a scam artist. I can't believe anyone would be so dumb as to watch a single video clip of Craig Wright and not say that their gut doesn't say he's a fraud. I would never recommend any of my friends or colleagues listen to this man; if they did, I would surely ostracize them and boast to others how I had not fallen prey to Faketoshi's lies and falsities. All he wants is money, and according to many prominent body language experts, young children to groom. This is a common trait among those who seek wealth and power. Do not listen to this man. I am telling you right now. Bad fortune will come to you if you even think about indulging his narcissistic fantasies for one second.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26LDWnM7qe4

[Anonymous No.13813360]

>>13813003
STIFF if true

[Anonymous No.13813405]

>>13812856

wtf is this fanfiction?