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/biz/ did I bomb my interview?

>had 1st round interview Friday
>recruiter loves me and asks about salary availability etc
>he sets up 2nd round video interview for today
>I look fat on camera
>interviewer is a woman
>says she's not getting on video because she didn't shower
>tell her my experience
>she asks a few questions about it
>only one I didn't think I nailed was when she asked if I had experience with some software I said we had a dedicated department at my last job that handled that so I knew what it did but didn't have hands on experience outside reading some reports
>asks questions about corporate culture which she went into some detail on
>she bails after 30 minutes and says if I have anymore questions to email her
>doesn't talk next steps, the actual needs of the position or salary.

Am I fucked?

>> No.13799926

is this seriously how people get hired now? these shitty interviews lmao. holy fuck thats brutal.

>> No.13799939

>>13799909
who the fuck knows, you should be saying 'no' to most job offers.
treat applying as a full time job and drum up leads.
Then start with the nos

>> No.13799945

>>13799909
>>says she's not getting on video because she didn't shower
Imagine the smell.

>> No.13799976
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>>13799909
It's not you anon.
Recruiters have to pass along candidates to show they're doing their job.
She more than likely had a less qualified fellow roastie picked for this job. She just needs to show she interviewed other candidates to make the process look impartial.

>> No.13800026

>>13799909
>"Hello. I didn't have a shower so I'm not going on camera."

First whatthefuck, why admit you're currently dirty, second whatthefuck, how does that have anything to do with being on camera, would your hair be THAT greasy after a day or two of not washing? It was weird and fucked from the beginning.

>> No.13800226
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>>13799909
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH how many bsv do i need for a dothraki cosplay gf?

>> No.13800252

>>13799909
I dunno but that pic is HOT

>> No.13800274

Forgot to mention the recruiter said it would be more of a "day in the life" call whatever that means but she still asked about my job shit.

I also interrupted her like 2 times by accident.

Don't know if that makes a difference.

>> No.13800311

>>13799909
just be prepared to do this about 100 more times before you get a job. you'll never have any idea about whether the interview went well or not unless they offer you a position on the spot.

>> No.13800363

>>13800274
Interruptions happen and are a standard part of a conversation. Dont stress about it unless there was animosity.

>> No.13800742

Bump, any other feedback?

I'd be making a lot more money than I did at my last job. Finally would get house money.

>> No.13801442

>>13800252
Based

>> No.13801488

>>13800252
This

>> No.13801529

>>13799909
>says she's not getting on video because she didn't shower
You dodged a bullet.

>> No.13801582

>>13799909
Sounds like you're a real hit with homos. Tried smoking cocks in your life?

>> No.13801611

>>13799909
>>says she's not getting on video because she didn't shower
m'lady, imagining the smell is one of my strongest attributes, you may proceed to camera

>> No.13801635

>>13800252
this but unironically, holy shit

>> No.13801656

>>13800026
L2 read

>> No.13801799

>>13800252
Precisely.

>> No.13801849

>>13800742
That fucking roastie made you talk to a black screen because she didn’t shower??
You don’t want to work there desu

>> No.13802148

>>13801849
This. That sounds really fucking weird OP.

>> No.13802228
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13802228

>interview for large national insurance agency
>2 initial hour long phone interviews
>followed by back to back skype interviews with senior staff around the country
>have the camera on me, but they never turn it on once. Have no idea who I'm even speaking to
>they dodge all questions regarding hours, salary, and benefits, saying they will be disclosed upon hiring
>don't hear back from them for six weeks
>get automated message saying that I was unqualified for the position

>> No.13802271

I’ve heard about this new scam. Where they record you being an embarrassment to yourself and your parents and then they threaten to release it unless you pay them 1btc.

>> No.13803133

>>13801611
kek'd hard

>> No.13803442

>>13799909

All women are whores.

>> No.13803497

>>13799909
>says she's not getting on video because she didn't shower
I would have ended the call right there.

>> No.13804142

>>13800226
.0005 bsv to buy a brothel full in 2021 exactly 1 year after tulip trust.

>> No.13804390

Me on the left about to get pegged while wearing a wig.

>> No.13804707

>>13802271
kek

>> No.13804861

>>13799976
This. You guys just don't know how callous hiring is. Hiring managers need numbers but they only his a couple people at most.

>> No.13805480

Op here.

If I get 3 more opinions on if I’m fucked or not I’ll post the nudes of the one on the right.

>> No.13805525

>>13802228
Is this how they're data mining now? Wtf

>> No.13805547

>>13802228
Report them to ICE, thats some pajeet H1B shit

>> No.13805565

>>13799909
lose weight faggot. Roasties don't want some fatty around the office

>> No.13805575

>>13805480
yep you're fucked look for another

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>>13802228
Stuff like this on top of everything else makes me totally understand why young men are just dropping out of society

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>>13799909
>don’t worry about showering, I actually prefer it like that. Gimme that stink baby

>> No.13805929

>>13801611

Make sure to doff your hat (you do own one, right?) in a gentlemanly gesture to the camera afterwards to really nail the interview.

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>>13799909
>show up to interview today
>my competition is a spic who commuted 2 hours away from a no name university and a nigger with a sociology degree
>instantly knew I got the job
I love being white

>> No.13805944

>>13799909
I'm just here for the tits

>> No.13805994

I want the small one to ride me on the couch while the brunette hovers overhead, forcing me to suck on her tits and then spitting in my mouth.

>> No.13806024

>>13803442
based
especially the nerdy cosplay ones

>> No.13806158

>>13805626
I know the guy in that pic. He lives in my city. He's legitimately mentally challenged. Kind of messed up that someone took a picture of him like that