/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.13797370]

Tesla is literally going to $5

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Premarket Data:
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For QQQ bagholders:
http://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/

We're all dying in the previous thread
>>13792755 (Cross-thread)

[Anonymous No.13797397]

[Anonymous No.13797399]

>>13797370
can i get a quick rundown on why tesla is taking a big red dildo up the bum bum?

[Dobber !!qEeBALi+hGB No.13797413]

>>13797370
On April 19th, I made bread.

Bread theme: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0K_xO8JltXc

[Anonymous No.13797421]

[Anonymous No.13797433]

I find your lack of anime girls disturbing.

[Anonymous No.13797436]

>>13797399
Because the world hates you

[Anonymous No.13797449]

sell in may and go away

[Anonymous No.13797453]

>>13797436
good thing im not holding any of them

[Anonymous No.13797466]

>>13797399
For me, it's their massive debt and inability to scale production

[Anonymous No.13797474]

QQQ 2% DOWN FUGGING NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WHERE IS THE PUMP

[Anonymous No.13797488]

>>13797399
reported net loss, bad logistics, demand going down, the whole market going down

[Anonymous No.13797491]

>>13797474

SQQQchad reporting in.

[Anonymous No.13797496]

>>13797466
what happened to the program for paid visits to outer space? was he taking "moon mission" too literally?

[Anonymous No.13797511]

>once again, every time my portfolio hits January highs, it comes back down to december "highs"

I just want the market to pick a direction already

>and wish i didnt sell 1/3 my VIIX yesterday

[Anonymous No.13797516]

>>13797488
nice dubs
yea US, EURO and ASIA are all tanking right now
gonna be a hot summer boy

[PitterPatter No.13797529]

Found him

[Anonymous No.13797530]

>>13797496
Those are not part of Tesla, are they?

[Anonymous No.13797534]

I tweeted donald he should get back to me soon

[Anonymous No.13797588]

>>13797534
no pls i want BRKB for 150€

[gommie faggot !!ybZU7IbD8fv No.13797615]

Trying to formulate a good portfolio to invest fresh cash in after a crash but before the bottom.

Here's what I got so far
- DG
- T-Bond ETFs
- TVE
- SWRSX after the Fed starts pumping monetary policy


Any other ides?

[Anonymous No.13797632]

>>13797534
good job anon, keep it up

[Anonymous No.13797657]

>>13797615
just watch what the big jews buy

[Anonymous No.13797658]

>>13797530
they never launched the company but didnt they announce a few years ago they intended to? or am i thinking of something else.

[Anonymous No.13797661]

>>13797615
MO

>>13797529
Me on the left
I should trim my beard today.

[Anonymous No.13797665]

Can one of you boomers or gen x’s here explain exactly what the real ramifications of this trade war are? I’m starting to notice trends of people saying this is overreaction vs true fear and that makes me believe a lot of this dumping is due to the fact the bull run ended in 2018 and that we’re still in a bear market
If anything this trade war is a black swan event that’s lead to extreme volatility in the market. Not to mention how there have been good companies beating or meeting expectations but barely given a glance by investors and misses are causing otherwise decent companies to tank to 52 week lows which makes no sense.
What is really going on here? Does a trade war indicate a recession? Or are we already in one? Cause if that’s the case why bother even playing the market in these conditions it’s like walking into a game halfway and someone set it to Brutal difficulty and expect you to win.

[Anonymous No.13797671]

>>13797615

Just average into a broad based index, nigga. If you can get within 10% of a bottom, you'll be sitting fine for the next 20 years.

My idea is to make all my money on the way down, and when I get rid of my shorts is when I should be buying the market.

[Anonymous No.13797672]

My net worth decreased 10% today. should I just give up?

[Anonymous No.13797688]

Please help a nibba out.

Do I get out of crypto altogether? What should I be investing in? I just want enough so I dont have to stress about finances.

[Anonymous No.13797709]

>>13797534
>some /rgh/ anon had his "artist" girlfriend paint him a picture like that (oil on canvas) after a red day in the markets

ahh, the good old days

>>13797615
Just buy WM the whole way down, and the whole way back up

and add a share of HON if you want extra recessionproof diversity

>or go all in TQQQ calls once we reach the bottom if you want infinite money glitch?

>>13797665
wont be able to be too exact without hindsight, anyone who says otherwise is just speculating

sorry, thats how the game is played

[Anonymous No.13797711]

>>13797632
I'm trying as hard as I can but they seem to be ignoring me!!

[ZoomerFag No.13797722]

>>13797688
Crypto isnt for people with weak hands, goes up and down 20% in the span of days, right now its re-testing its support, about to hit another ATH, just relax

[Anonymous No.13797736]

Nbrv flushing out all the weak hands.

Thanks for the cheapies

[ZoomerFag No.13797738]

Is the JCP brother still around? its below a dollar now, what's stopping this company from just going straight under? If you think this flaming pile of rubbish can be saved by their new CEO post your position so I can tell if you actually believe in this cheapie

[Anonymous No.13797742]

Okay guys just got a DM from Goldman sachs, they are about to pump the market.

[Anonymous No.13797748]

>>13797413
https://youtu.be/3PakK1egbBU

No

[Anonymous No.13797754]

>>13797711
based

[Anonymous No.13797769]

>>13797665
the trade war is just creating uncertainty. the bigger problem is excess liquidity. shit is probably going to hit the fan soon.

[Anonymous No.13797790]

STOP SELLING

[Anonymous No.13797799]

>>13797665
>the stocks are already overpriced
>nobody gives a fuck about fundamentals anymore
>there is basically no good opportunities left
>the only way to go is down
>trade war
>falling stock prices always precede a recession

[Anonymous No.13797818]

>>13797754
Okay this is my last try to pump the market. Sorry I failed you

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.13797847]

Just realized that the other OP didn't include the subject
FFS, why can't you retards make a thread correctly

[Anonymous No.13797861]

>>13797847
That's why we made a new one you ingrate.
Imagine being a trip and being upset someone actually contributes to the health of the thread

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.13797878]

>>13797861
Sorry for telling you to kys in the last thread, I didn't realize that you had made the thread for this reason
Please unkill yourself

[Anonymous No.13797918]

>>13797799
>>13797769
>>13797709
So is it safe to just not play? Wait till full recession, war, impeachment or whatever and then jump back in? What’s the catalyst to decide that the bull run is back? How low do we have to go? Till every stock is 20$ or under?

[Anonymous No.13797946]

>>13797878
I haven't looked at the other thread so you are forgiven
>>13797918
All stonks will correct to a P/E below 15

[Anonymous No.13797974]

>>13797878
>I didn't realize

Naw, you're just a moron.

[Anonymous No.13797995]

Confess.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.13797999]

>>13797918
some asshat filtered me for having 11.5 sitting in cash in my Roth. who's the fuddy duddy nigger now? I'm going to time the market and buy the bottm.

[Anonymous No.13798010]

buy TGTX and hold it for one full year
it will 5x at least

[Anonymous No.13798021]

>>13797995

I was one click away from going 3x short on the S&P right before close yesterday. Didn't do it.

[Anonymous No.13798047]

>>13797918
you have to decide when a stock is undervalued by doing analysis of the company, youre buying a business, not a cryptocurrency

[Anonymous No.13798052]

Galt bagholders on suicide watch

[Anonymous No.13798061]

>up 60% on my puts today

[Anonymous No.13798088]

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.13798093]

>>13798052
Unlike most people here, I can actually commit to a trade and focus on the long term instead of freaking out over short term volatility
I'm completely calm, all the overemotional people in this thread are the ones on suicide watch

[Anonymous No.13798101]

>>13798093
Filtered

[Anonymous No.13798109]

>>13797711
rofl

[Dobber !!qEeBALi+hGB No.13798113]

>>13797995
I sacrificed this week‘s capital gains for the hope of higher cashflows in the future. See pic related.

[Anonymous No.13798122]

>>13798052
I'm considering selling some lci to buy this Galt dip.

[Anonymous No.13798139]

>>13798093
Trolling is fine, but I really hope you don’t believe this.

You don’t depend on your money to live, your parents pay for everything. Of course you don’t worry when you lose money, money doesn’t have any real value for you. It’s only for luxury goods, things your parents don’t pay for.

[Anonymous No.13798150]

I'm actually up during this slaughter the past two days due to my position in based KO

[Anonymous No.13798163]

>>13798093
>I can actually commit to a trade

Except you don't know how to trade.

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.13798191]

>>13798139
Everyone except for me is a bitch, especially you Comfy

[Anonymous No.13798192]

>>13798047
>>13797946
Is this a symbol of undervalued?

[Anonymous No.13798194]

>The golden bull run will never end, they said.

[Anonymous No.13798202]

There was a similar crash in oil prices 1 year ago to the day almost. Could this be more than a coincidence? If I recall it was due to a bearish leak from the OPEC meeting. Now I guess it's due to supply glut and tradewar so probably no correlation. It's fucked that I need war in the middle East or or massive OPEC+ production cuts to break even.

[Anonymous No.13798208]

>>13798191
You're really paranoid about this comfy guy, maybe you should consider suicide
>>13798192
based

[Anonymous No.13798215]

>>13798191
...says the virgin who jerks it to traps, never been in a relationship, never had a job.

[Anonymous No.13798252]

>>13798215
I'll bet pendulum has a higher return as a percentage than anyone here by years end.

[Anonymous No.13798260]

>Warren Buffet bought JPM for 107$ in 1Q
>its 107$ again today

im really considering buying it

[Anonymous No.13798272]

>>13798260
JPM is a good divvy growth stock.

[Anonymous No.13798275]

Quick name me one company to dump some bux into.

I don't really care which I'm playing investopedia so I don't lose shit. Beware I will laugh at you in this thread if I lose money and post a pink wojak.

[Anonymous No.13798296]

>>13797995
I sold all my Tesla shares today
hodling in cash for the time being

[Anonymous No.13798305]

>>13798275
LEG

[Anonymous No.13798310]

>>13798252
>reply is irrelevant to the original post
Don’t @ me

[Anonymous No.13798316]

>>13798275
MAXR

[Anonymous No.13798319]

if you don't buy as many DIS puts as you can afford right now you hate money

[Anonymous No.13798321]

>>13798275
LMT

[Anonymous No.13798337]

>>13797370
should i buy when it reached $1?

[Anonymous No.13798345]

>>13797995
I have no idea what the fuck is going on

[Anonymous No.13798351]

>>13798272
I want to buy banks but I'm afraid of a div cut post crash

[Anonymous No.13798359]

>>13798319
You think they’re gonna miss on earnings or something?

[Anonymous No.13798360]

>>13798310
I'm @'ing you, son. You've been @'d.

[Anonymous No.13798383]

>>13798319
What kind of expired date? What if I can only afford zero DIS puts?

[Anonymous No.13798390]

waiting on the new Ratsu edition

[Anonymous No.13798411]

>>13798359
they don't need to, it's overbought and the rest of the market is panicking, and they don't have anything big happening until the end of the year. this is a bart, there's literally no volume between 120 and 130 to support it

[Anonymous No.13798437]

>>13798383
mine are july but I want to unload them within a few weeks tops. I'm up 60% today. sell some LINK, make it happen

[Anonymous No.13798453]

>>13797496
What does this have to do with Tesla, a car company?

[Anonymous No.13798489]

>>13798390
Finally finna finish appliance junction or what?
>>13798411
I’m betting on the mouse to win the streaming “wars”, and just want to know if I should sell the rest and buy it lower, or just let it DRIP for a few years.

[Anonymous No.13798498]

>>13798453
Those retards think SpaceX and Tesla are the same company.

[Anonymous No.13798509]

I'm getting a boner. blue lines are options dates.

>>13798489
I'm only short until jun/july then by nov-dec when all the streaming and big movies release we can shoot for $200

[Anonymous No.13798575]

>>13798509
I see... I feel like Allidin and that’s Xman movie with Sansa Stark should tank, but frozen and toy story and lion king will probably be beloved and crush it in the box office, so maybe I should sell short term...

[Anonymous No.13798584]

>>13798437
No LINK, and idk if I want to bet $100 on what some guy on 4 chin says

But, what's best day to buy put options, wait for a green day, or as soon as possible, even if the option is +100% today?

[Anonymous No.13798586]

LCI is green.

[ZoomerFag No.13798602]

>>13798586
Did you short it or something? "Green" is relative considering it was pinned at 6.38 pre market

[Anonymous No.13798615]

>>13798586
It's the only thing not shitting blood in my portfolio.

[Anonymous No.13798617]

>>13797665
Imagine making profits holding Ford 1933-39 in Germany

[Anonymous No.13798625]

>>13798575
movies hardly move the needle at all. captain marvel didn't, endgame just barely, the whole spike was purely from the disney+ announcement. I made $4k on calls during that. plus these live action movies are not doing well at all. this bitch is gonna fall in the short term. end of the year we can ride it up again.

[Anonymous No.13798638]

GET READY FOR A MASSIVE GREEN CANDLE

[Anonymous No.13798640]

>>13797738
Would you shop at JCP?

[Anonymous No.13798643]

>>13798602
No. I own it. The after hours buys from yesterday were very low volume so they didn't matter much.

[Anonymous No.13798657]

>>13798202

Commodity prices often crash in tandem with the market. Lower economic demand= lower oil prices is the reasoning.

Forget all the supply side of things with oil. The supply side is unchanged from last week.

Basically, the financial news makes up a story or reason why a price action has taken place. Usually it's a big player or a combination of big players making a move.

[Anonymous No.13798659]

Time to buy back into FDP

>>13798489
>>13798390
only 2 more weeks

[Anonymous No.13798663]

Just got approved for margin trading. What do?

[Anonymous No.13798685]

>>13798663
don't

[Anonymous No.13798689]

>>13798663

push it to the limit

[Anonymous No.13798706]

THE BULLS ARE BACK

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CqmzZZ_owk

[Anonymous No.13798709]

>>13798663
Short a bunch of S&P500 index funds with 100x leverage

[Anonymous No.13798712]

>>13798663
forget about it and buy options

[ZoomerFag No.13798718]

>>13798640
Here is what I'm thinking is going to happen if JCP is going anywhere
>new CEO comes in
>looks at ratio of in store to online purchases
>shuts down and liquidates most of their IRL stores
this is when news gets out that JCP is going down the shitter and the stock price drops to 0.50
>Then turns to online marketing and increases sales via internet
>Because they're no longer paying to keep a bunch of stupid ass stores open EPS skyrockets
>stock pumps to 5/share because JCP is the retail comeback story

To answer your question, I would shop at JC penny if they offered okay clothing prices

[Anonymous No.13798770]

>>13798712
Buy options on margin?

[Anonymous No.13798777]

>>13798093
nigger tripfags piss up my ass

[Anonymous No.13798780]

>>13798010

that was literally your last chance to buy under 7$
shes taking off now

p.s. CEO is making an apperance on jim cramer show today

[Anonymous No.13798782]

>DOWN 6%

[Anonymous No.13798791]

>>13797370
You r*tards did it agin

[Anonymous No.13798799]

How is that short squeeze working for your LCI bros?

[Anonymous No.13798811]

>>13798791
Had to make a new one because I forgot the title.
This is proper protocol

[Anonymous No.13798817]

>>13798718
I can see the possibility of this, but do you think they can feasibly compete with the likes of Amazon, or Target? I feel as though Target would fill a void left by JCP, especially since people seem to like their clothes well enough. I don't know, maybe brand name is enough for at least short term growth?

Don't take anything I have to say to heart, I'm always waiting for the other shoe to drop.

[Anonymous No.13798903]

that asshole Danny bought oil calls and got the whole damned market Bogged

[Anonymous No.13798917]

>>13798706
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twQlpFrm5iM

[Anonymous No.13798950]

>>13798663
lose money

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.13798965]

To everyone looking for a buying point to get into GALT, now's your chance

[Anonymous No.13798979]

DOW will be at 40K by 2025.

[Anonymous No.13798981]

>want to put part of my paycheck every week into divvy stocks
>after trading fees ill be spending more money than i could possibly ever make in returns
is this just a way to keep poor people from doing anything?

[Anonymous No.13799020]

Heh. That all you got, bearfags?

[Anonymous No.13799022]

>>13798981
save up money until you can put in at least enough so you're only 0.5% on a trading fee. place the money in a high yield savings account until you accumulate enough to invest

[Anonymous No.13799042]

>>13798981
just download robinhood and build a little divy folder there, at least that's what i'm doing. Bought some OXSQ, ODP, F, ROYT and AMZA. Going to build my portfolio around these babies.

[Anonymous No.13799091]

>>13798981
try m1 finance. and if you do use my code for an extra ten bucks for both of us.
https://mbsy.co/vBgCm

[Anonymous No.13799101]

>>13798321
Bought. Honorable mention to MAXR anon but it looks too low and in downtrend to me.

[Dobber !!qEeBALi+hGB No.13799115]

I am so excited when Friday rolls around and everything r-recovers. I just can‘t wait. Y-You know, Donny told me that the American economy is very strong and we are the world‘s greatest country and that the market can only g-go up.

[Anonymous No.13799120]

>>13798659
Based!
Do I give up on MMM, KR, and KHC?

[Anonymous No.13799123]

>>13799115
GAPPING UP NOW

[Anonymous No.13799173]

China sure is taking their fucking time in responding to Donald.

[Anonymous No.13799235]

>>13798979
What makes you say this?

[Anonymous No.13799258]

>>13797995
Down 3.4 k and 3k on VSTM and NVAX respectively.

[Anonymous No.13799263]

>>13799235
just a hunch.

[Anonymous No.13799295]

Power hour time?

[Anonymous No.13799302]

i guess that's enough spanking for this week

[Anonymous No.13799303]

>>13799258
>trading penny stocks
you had it coming

[Anonymous No.13799309]

Can anyone explain why this was shilled so hard? Do I buy?

[Anonymous No.13799310]

>>13799258
Oof I’m getting fucked by VSTM too
Tried to DCA yesterday, regretting that today.

[Anonymous No.13799319]

>>13799120
dont even consider selling your MMM, you sell on the June candlestick after it cover 40% of the previous. buy more

KR, dont know, but having rising operating margins pave way for earnings beats

KHC I never recommend buying in the first place. buy CPB

[Anonymous No.13799322]

>>13799173
Trap

[Anonymous No.13799329]

>>13799319
Thank you based mangaka

[Anonymous No.13799336]

>>13799173
The anticipation is killing me.

[Anonymous No.13799354]

Who /onsuicidewatch/ here?

[ZoomerFag No.13799356]

>>13799309
Probably someone trying to dump their bags, or they think that rare metals will shoot up after the trade war is over

My guess is who ever was shilling saw this headline:

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/northern-dynasty-pebble-partnership-iliamna-104500747.html

and wanted to make it by building enough hype to dump bags

[Anonymous No.13799360]

Ror! Buongiorno everybody! Sorry I havent been posting much. Busy day today. Everyone ready for end of day rally!? You guys are great!

[Anonymous No.13799370]

last chance to buy DIS puts

[Anonymous No.13799378]

>>13799354
all i see are buying opportunities

buying dips has turned out well so far in my investing career

[Anonymous No.13799391]

>>13797688
>crypto
>so I dont have to stress about finances

Pick 1

[Anonymous No.13799392]

>>13799309
Can you explain why you bought it? Don’t even lie you know you did fucking kids today man

[Anonymous No.13799399]

>>13799101
nice! they got exdivdate on 05/31, so hold on for a week or two, and youll get a bonus $2.20 a share this june!

plus if by some slim chance we do start new military opps in middle east, it might moon too

added bonus: F-35 program might be what finally kicks Turkey out of NATO!!

>>13799309
its been shilled off and on for a while, im guessing either someone who works there lurks the threads, or people still shilling are old bagholders

I remember NAK memes from the same time that CERU popped up, not to mention Dryships co.

also, NAK attack just rolls off the tongue so nicely

>>13799370
cant afford, also dont feel like buying your bags

[Anonymous No.13799423]

Memefolio took a hit today, btw.

[Anonymous No.13799452]

>>13799392
Lmao I haven’t touched it

[Anonymous No.13799486]

>>13799354

Nah. Just got stopped out of something. Took all of that cash and slammed it hard in to another thing dry humping long term support.

BIG BUCKS NO WHAMMIES

[Anonymous No.13799490]

>>13798979
If that we’re the case there would literally be a war in the states ongoing and people dying left and right
Stock market is a symbol of economy if it crashes the world plummets into chaos

[Anonymous No.13799520]

>>13799490
>40K
>crash

that would an increase of 15K if the DOW reaches 40K. you realize that, right?

[Anonymous No.13799547]

>>13799490
Is he talking about Dow Jones, or DOW (Dow Inc)? Dow inc is like 48/share right now. Dow Jones is at 25k. If either of those are it, we're talking a big large economy. Why are you saying its crash bang?

[Anonymous No.13799627]

>>13799547
Dow Jones Industrial Index

[Anonymous No.13799651]

Where were you when JCP became a penny stock?

[Anonymous No.13799655]

DO NOT SELL

THE MARKET WILL GO BACK UP

[Anonymous No.13799656]

>>13799627
Big booming industry then. Maybe President Trump can make it happen desu. Who knows. Screencap him just in case.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.13799666]

>>13799655
That's what they told the Nikkei hodlers.

[Anonymous No.13799672]

We Bull Now.

[Anonymous No.13799673]

the red is getting less red

[Anonymous No.13799679]

POWER HOUR

[Anonymous No.13799680]

>>13799655
What a waste of dubs

[Anonymous No.13799681]

>>13799042
I’d drop AMZA for OXLC.

[Anonymous No.13799691]

>>13798498
I fucking wish I could buy into SpaceX, why are almost all potentially good space companies still private

[Anonymous No.13799699]

>>13799656
i'm thinking a combination of Quantum Computing, AI, 5G and rising populism will help expand world economies

[Anonymous No.13799710]

>>13799673
We're all gonna make it

[Anonymous No.13799713]

>>13799655
Checkered deckered, and kekered.

[Anonymous No.13799722]

>>13799666
>baggie channeling satan

Checked

[Anonymous No.13799731]

>>13799666
>implying the US and Japan are the same

not saying it can't happen, but the likelihood based on the fundamentals says otherwise.

[Anonymous No.13799732]

>>13799699

[Anonymous No.13799755]

>>13799655
you tell me this hours after I sell

[Anonymous No.13799785]

>>13799755
>buy high sell low

its the smg way

[Anonymous No.13799829]

>>13799699
How can the economy expand if all the bees are dead from 5G towers every mile?

[Anonymous No.13799839]

>>13799829
Robo bees

[Anonymous No.13799853]

>>13799829
>he's never seen black mirror

[Anonymous No.13799860]

>>13799673
>tfw might keep my losses under ten percent

[Anonymous No.13799886]

>>13799785
does it count if I only sold Tesla?

[Anonymous No.13799915]

fakeout green bars

[Anonymous No.13799927]

>>13799423
oh that's you I told you yesterday that SPX gonna get rekt and you told me it was a buy signal. So take that loss now

[Anonymous No.13799995]

Guys I'm on a last stand. Have $65 left. Papa Musk took my money. Please tell me what options to get so I can recover.

[Anonymous No.13800020]

>>13799995
A helium tank and mask is a good option

[Anonymous No.13800029]

>>13799995
buy 1 share of KO and a cheap bottle of booze

[Anonymous No.13800051]

>>13799995
Buy one share of MO or KO and get a job

[Silvio Goldenstein !NiOVxJewL2 No.13800102]

ohnononono

[Anonymous No.13800106]

>>13799995
I have $100,000 and I've never touched an option
why poorfags throw their money away is beyond me.

[Anonymous No.13800108]

>>13797665
Don't be fooled the trade war only affects chinks negatively.

China needs US, US doesn't need China.

[Silvio Goldenstein !NiOVxJewL2 No.13800135]

>>13799995
You deserve to lose these dollers too, people who long Tesla do not deserve to have money

[Anonymous No.13800137]

>>13800102
What this mean.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.13800140]

>>13799995
amzn calls, now long calls or short calls is the real question, but the answer is yes,.

[Silvio Goldenstein !NiOVxJewL2 No.13800166]

>>13800137
history rhymes and 2008-09 is yet to come

[Anonymous No.13800173]

>>13800135
It's funny how Tesla is a shitheap of a company but I have high hopes for SpaceX.

[Silvio Goldenstein !NiOVxJewL2 No.13800181]

>>13800173
>but I have high hopes for SpaceX.
I have bad news for you...

[Anonymous No.13800197]

>>13800102
Isnt this guy one of those permabears and fearmongers who just does TA?

[Anonymous No.13800205]

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm down .64%, not as bad as it could be ha..ha...
LCI closed gween and my UVXY hedge popped off, but now I'm not profitable on MMM anymore :(

[Silvio Goldenstein !NiOVxJewL2 No.13800213]

For the record if I could I would short SpaceX too
>>13800197
Nop, He only does TA but he's nor perma bear or perma bull https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4wUwRqMpUQ

[Anonymous No.13800241]

>>13800181
>ignoring retarded gubmint regulations no one needs = imperiled

If it flies and lands in one piece without bursting into flames, it's fine.

[Anonymous No.13800244]

>>13800205
A good day.

LTBR finally starting to gain some traction. Before news of the DoE grant or anything.

VRUS announced they're going to uplift to the OTCQB so it's looking like that might turn into a good play too.

Generally satisfied.

[Anonymous No.13800248]

>>13800205
Down 9.6%. I absolutely should have had some hedges ready for another dip

[Dobber !!qEeBALi+hGB No.13800249]

>>13800205
Down 3.51% today, had to rolldown some calls today to get a positive future expectation. I‘ll be gud if AMD doesn‘t tank too badly for the week to come.

[Silvio Goldenstein !NiOVxJewL2 No.13800265]

>>13800241
>If it flies and lands in one piece without bursting into flames, it's fine.
but it's not... Boosters return damage and need repairs to fly again, theres a reason no booster was launched 5 times like Jeff rockets

[Anonymous No.13800271]

>>13800205
I’m doing real bad. I’d lay out my buys and sells, but no one cares.

Losing in MMM here as well. I should’ve known better, it has some presence in China. Even if it’s not much, it’s often the perception that matters most.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.13800279]

USO is going to gap up and go tomorrow. We're going to make a few extra yang on these cally calls.

[Anonymous No.13800281]

>>13800205
Down 1.59% ($382). /OIL'd/ like fuck, but at least LCI ended green.

[Anonymous No.13800294]

>>13800135
>TSLA calls
>Implying
I had TSLA puts this morning, and it did a reversal that fucked me out if my money. It was supposed to go to 180 good damnit.

[Anonymous No.13800321]

>>13799303
Eh, I made sure I bought low in any case - still got fucked.

[Anonymous No.13800326]

OH NO! tomorrow is the last day before the long weekend!

I think I need to sell low. I can’t be monitoring my positions all the time, I have too much cash in the market, too little on the side in case we get cheapier cheapies.

I’m pretty sure what most of what I hold should go up though! Help plz!

[Silvio Goldenstein !NiOVxJewL2 No.13800334]

>>13800294
you must be special kind of autismo kid to not make money on TSLA puts today LMFAOOO I literally placed market buy before market open with take profit of 10% and it was closed in first 15min

[Anonymous No.13800355]

>>13799303
Nothing wrong with penny stocks.

Can make a lot of money if you know what you're doing.

[Anonymous No.13800357]

>>13799310
The problem with VSTM was their guidance and shitty sales projection. They should get a Big Pharma partner to boost sales - but maybe that's too late.

[Anonymous No.13800397]

Hi submachinegun!
What are your opinions on:
- Financial Times
- Wall Street Journal
- Bloomberg
- Reuters
- MarketWatch
- Motley Fool
- Howard Marks
- Larry Fink
- Warren Buffett

Also, does anyone have the drive with the books from OP?

[Anonymous No.13800399]

>>13797511
Oh baby

I love Euchre

[Anonymous No.13800435]

>>13800205
Up .06%. Thx LCI

[Anonymous No.13800451]

>>13800397
I like The Economist but it might not directly help for trading. Usually just their podcast, mostly spoken versions of their articles.

I also like some of the economics podcasts on NPR but they’re very either very general, or very specific, if that makes sense. Some are just good fun and some are informative. Can’t get all your news from the business news and 4channel.

[Silvio Goldenstein !NiOVxJewL2 No.13800456]

>>13800205
up 3% thx to Musk being incapable to do anything right

[Anonymous No.13800489]

>>13800357
Seems like their sales&marketing team aren’t cutting it.

I decided I didn’t want to deal with their management anymore and “panic sold” 75% before it bottomed, now I’m just trying to DCA to recoup some losses.

It’s probably dumb of me. I should just sell and put them in a more consistent stock that actually is worth it’s price. UNH and MCD maybe.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.13800494]

>>13800397
I get all of my financial news from this thread.

[Anonymous No.13800501]

>>13800451
Yeah Planet Money has a pretty good hit ratio for me

[Anonymous No.13800513]

>>13800205
Down 1.30 for day, 2.75 for week, and 1.1 for month. Shit sucks. My chart looks like a cardiogram

[Anonymous No.13800525]

>>13800205
Down to my Monday/Tuesday levels again

[Anonymous No.13800538]

Should I keep my TSLA puts tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.13800574]

>>13800334
I have RH. Can't place stops

[Silvio Goldenstein !NiOVxJewL2 No.13800575]

>>13800538
tomorrow we go higher probably so I can short more

[Anonymous No.13800600]

>>13800575
Shorting TSLA is the play?

[Anonymous No.13800623]

>>13800334
Also can't day trade

[Silvio Goldenstein !NiOVxJewL2 No.13800635]

>>13800600
definitely, Shorting is nice because time is definitely not on Elons side
>>13800623
wtf robinhood is gay then

[Anonymous No.13800706]

I hope these puts on TSLA doesn't fuck me over, someone dump all your shares tomorrow pls.

[Anonymous No.13800724]

>>13799691
because they dont want absolute faggots like you jacking their value up and down

[Anonymous No.13800765]

>>13797370
I'm still green.

[Anonymous No.13800795]

>>13800489
If you're DCA, I can't see why you wouldn't go MSFT - I'd say they're the one of the few techs trade war-proof.

[Anonymous No.13800804]

Ok guys loaded up 10k shares of JCP before closing bell, wish me luck!

[Anonymous No.13800819]

How 'bout that NVDA?

We due for a rebound soon?

Trading in the 140s now.

[Anonymous No.13800825]

10 year note 2.33 now, oil down but still trading quite high, gold struggling and bitcorn struggling. we'll see if power hour continue thru friday as has been a long term trend

[Anonymous No.13800860]

remember that friday is always green, hope you guys bought tqqq

[ZoomerFag No.13800866]

>>13800804
rest in piece anon, its going to hit 0.50 before it ever rebounds

[Anonymous No.13800873]

>>13800724
>not buying and hodling for 50 years
forget mooning, it will rocket to Mars by then anon

[Anonymous No.13800883]

>>13800804
I hope jcp fails, I wanna buy their jewerly at cheap prices

[Anonymous No.13800914]

yuro here, I have Degiro but it doesn't allow shorts. What other apps can I use?

[Anonymous No.13800922]

>>13797995
there have been posts and threads popping up very infrequently on /fit/ for years about a supposed scientific study where they found that sunlight exposure on your nuts increases test.
Once I tried it, it felt pleasant enough that now I do it just for fun
It probably does raise test though because my trading is getting worse again

[Anonymous No.13800936]

>>13800866
FUCK YOU!

[Anonymous No.13800976]

>>13797995
I used to tape my iPhone to my shoe and take upskirt videos at festivals before I surprisingly got caught by security. I’m now branded as a pedophile and haven’t left my room in over 3 yrs.

[ZoomerFag No.13800987]

>>13800936
Friend, there is a possibility that come tomorrow you will be able to sell for more than you bought, I'd take it and wait until JCP hits its bottom, bounces, then doubles down to another bottom, that is when it will be a safe buy

[Anonymous No.13801015]

>>13800600
>>13800635
tesla has bottomed. brainlets who short tesla now will get rekt and deserve to lose their money.

[Anonymous No.13801025]

>>13797399
They arent profitable, and their competition is better than them right now.

[Anonymous No.13801061]

>>13800987
this shit looks like it will go bankrupt

[Anonymous No.13801068]

Come on Trump! More Trade war shit on Friday plz! Cheapies Galore! Hope T falls to 30.40 or under so I can swoop in tomorrow and bag 200 shares.

I may be able to pull a fast one on E-Trade. See it takes them a day or two before the funds are sucked outta your account. But they'll let you go on and invest the money anyway that day. Monday is a holiday. Nothing happens on the weekends.

[Anonymous No.13801079]

>>13800795
...what?
what do you think I mean by DCA?

[Anonymous No.13801091]

>>13800819
Got my eye on it, but I think it's gonna get hit and hit until we get trade deal news.

[Anonymous No.13801137]

>>13799319
>June candlestick
Huh? What makes you think this?

[Anonymous No.13801146]

>>13800883
Their jewelry is absolute dog shit.

t. Jew Ler

[Anonymous No.13801258]

>Random mention of UNH on CNBC
>All the traders: "oh you brought it up" "oh no we've all been on this one"

God damn it dond tell them!
Fuck fuck fuck I'm not going to get cheapers...

[Anonymous No.13801269]

>>13801137
because thats my bollinger strategy.
Open up the chart and backtest what happens everytime since 1960s the month following a 1 -2 deviation bollinger smack. its all about probability

regardless, 3m is going above 200 within a year because its JNJ/PEP tier stock

[Anonymous No.13801294]

>>13801269
I see... I think real world events can be more important than TA, and this China thing is real.

I think it shouldn't be down here either, but it seems to have fallen out of favor.

[Anonymous No.13801337]

>>13801294
I dont believe in recessions tradewars or other fear mongering garbage, I cant stress that enough

The past since 1960 had plenty of bad news, yet the stocks and indices always tether to the bollingers

[Anonymous No.13801355]

The story: AMRN and his quest for Dominance.

The cast: AMRN - Our Hero

The Baddy - FDA aka The Ass Clowns who is the thing that can stop our hero.

The Supporting cast - Share holders who stand to make a shit load of money.

The older folk who need AMRN to show them the light plus to keep on enabling them to down Wendy's Baconators without having a big one in the restaurant.

[Anonymous No.13801369]

I really fucked this one up didn't I. At one point I was up $200 intraday....

[Anonymous No.13801428]

>>13801337
big brain
wait no that's dumb
tell me about BGS again

[Anonymous No.13801434]

>>13801355
Younger folks need it too, cholesterol is on the rise across millennials so soon they’ll be needing Vascepca or w/e it is also
Long AMRN brother I won’t miss another moon shot

[Anonymous No.13801518]

In times like these I thank G-d for dividends and giving me patience to hodl. Oh oh and may Iran burn in eternal hellfire.

[Anonymous No.13801552]

>>13801428
my special bollinger strat worked 100% of the time for XLF in 2008, 100% of the time for Nasdaq in 2000, and every other crash in history. Its completely infallible. In other words crashes dont exist


BGS is highly undervalued, I trust they will make a god tier snack foods acquisition soon to make up for selling pirate booty. In the mean time the dividend is nice to receive

[Anonymous No.13801561]

>>13801518
the persians are alright

[Anonymous No.13801603]

>>13801561
In order for there to be peace in the Middle East, Iran must capitulate.

[ZoomerFag No.13801604]

>>13801434
is the 1000& jump in Nov of 18 from the completion of their trials and you think it'll go higher once product hits shelves? where do you see AMRN being in 3-5 years in terms of stock price?

[Anonymous No.13801618]

>>13798965
>GALT
Buy my bags!

[Anonymous No.13801639]

>>13801603
>>13801518

[Anonymous No.13801640]

>>13801603
How about we just leave the whole region alone and come back to them in 50 years or so

[Anonymous No.13801658]

>>13801561

[Anonymous No.13801667]

>>13801640
HEY!
I have over 15k invested into USO YOU FAGGOT!
Iran is getting Fucked! End of..

[Anonymous No.13801670]

>>13801658
erm
I don't get it

[Anonymous No.13801673]

>He shorted the bottom
>Pamp eet

[Anonymous No.13801691]

>>13801604
People who do this sort of thing for a living got it pegged at the low of 28, a medium of 30 and a high of 51. A buyout would double any of those price points. It won't take 5 years either. Soon as the Ass Clowns green light our hero, bam, the stock will skyrocket. A buyout will be offered soon later.

[Anonymous No.13801763]

What the fuck just happened to lightbridge?

[Anonymous No.13801768]

>>13801552
you might just backtest your way into a bit of a surprise
we'll see
I'm not short, of course, but I think you're entering 3M a bit prematurely
to me, feels like some impatience

>>13801561
ya I like the Irans
Hope they sink all the boats in the strait and defeat Israel and Saudi Arabia just for laughs tho :))

[Anonymous No.13801787]

I'm down 1.8% today unfortunately. I should have watched for the morning dip. Instead I bought in right before a dip happened. Which, If i followed the stock better, wouldn't have happened. I'm only really down about a buck or two. But lesson learned.

[Anonymous No.13801838]

>want to invest but I have to pay some kikes to buy stocks for me
Middleman jewry for stocks is as bad as only kikes being allowed usury.

[Anonymous No.13801843]

>>13801763
road to $3 still truckin

[Anonymous No.13801865]

>>13801670
/fatkino/

[Anonymous No.13801868]

What's the largest percentage of your account that you've lost in a single day/week/month?

[Anonymous No.13801874]

>>13801673
It's another JUST'd-by-Murphy's-Law re-run again.

[Anonymous No.13801875]

>>13801868
Over a grand on a penny stork called magnegas

[Anonymous No.13801891]

>>13801843
It just tanked 40%!

[Anonymous No.13801901]

>>13801868
I'm not sure but I'd guess it was sometime last December.

[Anonymous No.13801908]

After I offload my destroyed calls tomorrow I'm taking a two week from trading
Hopefully tomorrow takes me on a green note

[Anonymous No.13801945]

T stock has to fall to 30.50 per before I can bag 200 shares. Thanks to Trump this won't be a problem. Thanks Trump. Or I can wait till September. Wallet investor seems to think it'll fall to 29.99 in September. Dunno how accurate that site is though.

[Anonymous No.13801954]

>>13801843
This is a con... isn’t it?
People trading back and forth to inflate price?

[Anonymous No.13801981]

>>13801891
I'm gonna set a buy limit for .55

[Anonymous No.13802033]

>>13801891
>>13801981

He'll yeah, now that's a buying opportunity opportunity if I ever saw one.

Probably just people who bought at .49 profit taking.

[Anonymous No.13802055]

>>13801768
I dont see how its impatience to buy one of the greatest stocks of all time below the monthly bolli, Id say its common sense

If it goes to 159 (which it wont) thats where I double down

[Anonymous No.13802071]

higly autistic game of skyrim capital town theme by some highly autistic looking instrument including both guitar and some kind of HARP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5SkLq1fP1s

[Anonymous No.13802087]

>>13801868
Today on galt

[Anonymous No.13802091]

Some Chinese researchers expect the trade war to continue until year 2035

[Anonymous No.13802131]

>>13802033
Ah, they got denied the DoE grant.

Disappointing but not going to bankrupt the company.

[Anonymous No.13802146]

>>13801875
What happened to magnegas? I can’t find the stock

[Anonymous No.13802154]

Happy st Elliott day bought some spirit airlines (save)

[Anonymous No.13802217]

>>13799258
I hold quite a lot in NVAX too, ResVax is RIP but i swear to god if we get bad news on NanoFlu later this year, im just gonna cut my huge losses and bail. BUT im still gonna hold for if NanoFlu does do as well as they say its going to, in which case NVAX to its market cap of $297!!!!

[Anonymous No.13802234]

>>13799423
This looks like the most losing portfolio one could ever think of, lmao. It's a joke right? Buying only /smg/ memes?

[Anonymous No.13802256]

>Trump say Huawei could be included in the trade deal
Idiot politicizing everything

[Anonymous No.13802274]

>>13800205
Up .25% thanks to my fren LCI. Lets hope for a good friday!!

[Anonymous No.13802323]

>>13802055
I'll see you at 161 (that's where I start buying)

[Anonymous No.13802378]

>>13802146
It became Taronis Technologies (TRNX).

[Anonymous No.13802381]

>>13802146
changed name to taronis or something like that

they may be de-listed, dunno

[Anonymous No.13802414]

https://dailycaller.com/2019/05/23/trump-memo-welfare-immigrants-non-citizens/

hopeful

need more than a memo though
cmon donald it's been like 2 or 3 years do something more than just a memo

[Anonymous No.13802500]

>>13802414
Say which stock it will benefit or else >>>/pol/

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.13802509]

Lmaoing @ weak individuals

[Anonymous No.13802514]

QQQ = virgins
TQQQ = chads
SQQQ = >140iq, 10 inchers

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.13802525]

>>13801618
You're supposed to buy low, not high

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.13802541]

>>13802514
upvoted

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.13802588]

LCI appointed a new member to its board of directors

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.13802603]

>>13802588
DUBS OF TRUTH!!!!!!!!! LOLE EPIC DUBS CONFIRM

[Anonymous No.13802616]

>>13799673
Only down .5% on the day. Much better than the 14% I've lost this past week.

[Anonymous No.13802640]

someone make a new thread

[Anonymous No.13802832]

>>13797658
SpaceX is doing that. Some Japanese billionaire bought the first ride. Dunno when it's gonna be though

[Anonymous No.13802857]

>>13798088
Thank you divvy bro

[Anonymous No.13802917]

My calculations tell me that this is the bottom on GALT and that the purchase of said stock will be highly rewarding in the future.

[Anonymous No.13803002]

>>13801981
That trade at .60 was me...
>>13802131
I just bought $300 of this company between .60 and .90!!
Wow I’m a retard who makes terrible financial decisions! Fuck my life!!!

[Anonymous No.13803024]

>>13802917
Lol

[Anonymous No.13803074]

>>13801768
Unironically the only good Persians are the Persian jews.

Live somewhere with a lot of Persian immigrants and find out how right I am.

>>13800244
Trimmed a lot of KBLB, huh?
I would have too.

[Anonymous No.13803088]

MUH DIIIIIIIIIICK!

[Anonymous No.13803090]

I must have my 200 T shares before july 6th. Otherwise I miss out on collecting the Divvy which would suck. Come on, just one more nice big Dip down to 30.50 or under is all I want.

[Anonymous No.13803169]

>>13803090
>10 bux

[Anonymous No.13803208]

>>13800914
>yuro here, I have Degiro but it doesn't allow shorts. What other apps can I use?
use interactive brokers, cost you 120$ / year of fees minimum but then you pay 1-2$ fee per trade

[Anonymous No.13803275]

>>13803208
>IB
>Still need 10k to open an account

[Anonymous No.13803309]

NEW!!!

>>13803298

>>13803298

>>13803298

>>13803298

[Anonymous No.13803335]

>>13803275
Invest x amount of currencies you can afford per month into a mutual fund until you have enough.

[Anonymous No.13803342]

>>13803275
It's not 10k, I opened one with $100