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Tesla is literally going to $10

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We're all dying in the previous thread
>>13792755

>> No.13797211

imagine not putting /smg/ as the subject

>> No.13797214

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMGeTP5AYi8

how fucked is he?

>> No.13797220
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13797220

I'm down 30.38% on this piece of shit.

>> No.13797228

>>13797211
oh fuck sorry I'll fix it

>> No.13797255

I have to wait 400 more seconds before posting a new thread. Please stay on the line while your call is processed

>> No.13797261

>>13797189
Thread Theme
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0K_xO8JltXc

>> No.13797297

>>13797189
tesla bottomed you mongoloid

>> No.13797301

>>13797189
Shut up bitchtits

>>13797220
30% is the official not a bitchtits threshold

>> No.13797313

>>13797211
>>13797255

It's in a link, don't bother.

Also, FUCK THIS MARKET IT'S STILL TOO HIGH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>> No.13797317

>>13797211
That's two days inna row now, fug.

>> No.13797318

>>13797189
Q predicted this

>> No.13797330

>>13797220
I know how you feel.
AHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

>> No.13797333

>>13797297
$175 at least breh, we're well on the way

>the absolute state of StockTwit TSLA fags

>> No.13797335

>>13797301
how does it feel to only have $500 in GALT lmao

>> No.13797339

Gold has been pumping nicely so far today tho

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13797340

*ahem* Settle down, muhfuggus
CHECK CHECK
CAP THE NASDAQ IN THE DICK
BITCH MA WALLET GETTIN THICC
S&Ps TRADIN LIKE A BITCH
BULLKEKS FINNA FLINCH

>> No.13797351

>>13797335
$1300, average price of $4.35
Will post my position whenever I have access to my computer again (won't be until later on tonight)

>> No.13797355

Bear attack thursday

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13797357

There is nothing wrong with this market anon. Trust me.

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13797371

now that it's evident that Jerome Powell was the good guy all along, what are some movies with villains who turn out to be good in the end?

>> No.13797375

>>13797357
define "wrong"

>> No.13797376

Correct new thread
>>13797370
>>13797370
>>13797370
>>13797370

>> No.13797386

>>13797351
>>13797335
306 shares, zero worries long term
The instant we get news from the company, I'll be well in the green

>> No.13797409

>>13797376
Commit suicide (I agree about TSLA tho)

>> No.13797456

/smg/ now stealth mode because this board has been flooded by /pol/fags and newfriends?

Also, just withdrew my Vanguard holdings to go hide in crypto before the upcoming luxury stocks crash.
May invest a chunk into KHC and MCD though...
Anyone see some solid picks to profit from in the next 6 months?

>> No.13797469

>>13797456
I personally like GALT and VGSH

>> No.13797515

>>13797469
I'm done with Vanguard.
Fuck them, I can make better gains trading with a crystal ball

>> No.13797528

>>13797189
>$10
Stop shilling this stock will be worth literally 0

>> No.13797569

Would a global debt reset destroy the bond market by definition

>> No.13797655

>>13797456
>to before the upcoming luxury stocks crash.
source?

>> No.13797695

>>13797569
Depends on what "debt reset" constitutes. If we're talking debt forgiveness for all individuals/corporations then the debt just moves into treasury bonds. But if it's a total wipeout and every government, individual and corp declares bankruptcy at once then yeah the bond market ceases to exist until someone/thing starts it again.

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13797717

>weed

>> No.13797730

retard forgot to write /smg/ general.
How else am I supposed to find this thread if you dont label it.

>> No.13797737

>>13797695
Was thinking more along the lines of the first scenario, with governments gradually doing the same over time as well

>> No.13797806

>>13797730
Correct thread is >>13797370

>> No.13797823

fuckin oil lol, this shit's rigged.

>> No.13798043

>>13797823
I should have second guessed myself yesterday when I saw that you agreed with me.

>> No.13798225

>>13797357
kek. the boomer in that pic is probably laughing because he knows he will die of old age right before the ponzi unwinds

>> No.13798577

Someone make a new market

>> No.13799409

>>13798577
Imagine making your own stock market. Would that be possible you think