/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.13792755]

THere have been two ROUGH days in a row, but not anywhere near enough pink Woj posting to make it stop

List of popular brokers:
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List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
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Free in advanced charting tools:
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Real-time market news:
https://thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Best free stock screener
https://finviz.com/

Premarket Data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

Earnings Report Calendars:
https://biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar

Pump and Dump Advertising:
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Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Options Markets 101:
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Suggested books:
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List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

For TSLA bagholders:
http://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/

last night antics:
>>13783635

[Anonymous No.13792783]

1st for bloodbath day

[Anonymous No.13792785]

WB earnings ma niggs.

[Anonymous No.13792813]

> Tesla Inc. will probably miss its 2019 delivery target range as the U.S. electric-car maker’s sales shrink in China amid a trade war between the two countries, according to Loup Ventures co-founder Gene Munster.
> Munster cut his estimate for Tesla’s full-year global car sales by about 10% to 310,000 vehicles, versus the minimum 360,000-unit target the manufacturer set in March, the analyst wrote Thursday in a report. He also slashed his estimate for China’s share of the company’s deliveries by half.
> “We are lowering our numbers as a precautionary measure related to two unknowns,” including China’s probable imposition of tariffs on Tesla car imports as well as other impediments such as new regulations on sales or a potential consumer boycott of U.S. goods, Munster said. Loup’s pessimism on the import fees is a “minority view,” discounting most investors’ view that Tesla will remain exempt because of its investment in a Chinese battery factory, he said.

> Morgan Stanley analyst Adam Jonas, who earlier this week said that Tesla stock could plunge to as low as $10 in a worst-case scenario, held a private call with investors Wednesday in which he said the company is “seen more as a distressed credit and restructuring story.”

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2019-05-23/tesla-2019-delivery-goal-is-at-risk-on-china-woes-munster-says

[Anonymous No.13792842]

>>13792785
>misses on rev by 0.47M
>tanks hard
Im gonna buy some.

[Anonymous No.13792868]

Who /goldnsilver/ here?

[Anonymous No.13792869]

Got myself into a new position recently.

Let's talk about $VRUS

Someone tell me the obvious thing I'm missing that makes this a scam.

It trades at $0.01 but;
>It has millions of dollars in revenue, audited by a seemingly legit company
>It has received a non-dillutive loan from a bank for $600k
>It has a million dollars from a private investor (Andrew Garnock, apparently famous for investing in $CRON before it mooned)
>0 toxic financing

I don't get it, why is this fucking thing trading at $0.01?

Am I going to get my asshole reamed?

[Anonymous No.13792942]

classic bear trap enjoy missing out on the golden bull run cucks

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.13792957]

BABA BAIDU WB. My god the cheapies, I want it but the knife is falling so fucking fast.

[Anonymous No.13793007]

>>13792957
Im buying that WB, i dont give a fuck.

[Mr. Goldstein !NiOVxJewL2 No.13793012]

Yo
Bulls sweaty, pumps weak, loans are heavy
There's margin call on TSLA already, mom's spaghetti
Tpump nervous, but on the surface he looks old and ready
To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgettin'
What he spoke about when the whole crowd was loud
He opens his mouth, but "Stop wars" words won't come out
He's orange, how, everybody's jokin' now
The clocks run out, times up, cover, now!
Snap back to reality, oh there goes gravity
Oh, there goes tariffs, he imposed on his allies
He's mad, but he won't give up that easy? No
He won't have it, he knows his whole country is broke
It don't matter, he's dope, he knows that, but he's blocked

[Anonymous No.13793013]

Holy shit red day incoming
Futures are lookin UGLY

[Anonymous No.13793034]

Don't forget what we do it for lads

theme of the day today is the one and only /naked apron/

just stay relaxed and imagine your cute wife waiting for you at home when you're out there fighting

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.13793038]

>>13793007
What was even so wrong with the earnings? My brainlet baby brain can't figure it out. The growth is kinda shit, but it's not this fucking bad.

[Anonymous No.13793132]

Premarket
$185.99
TSLA

[Anonymous No.13793173]

>>13793034
Ror! Stealing this! Love the subtle monster can.

[Anonymous No.13793188]

>>13793132
inb4 Elon tweets that he's taking the company private

[Anonymous No.13793216]

>>13793188
I don't care for Elon personally but whining and nagging about his market manipulation tweets was some pinnacle hypocrisy from SEC.

[Anonymous No.13793219]

thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04F4xlWSFh0

[Anonymous No.13793280]

>>13793013

[Anonymous No.13793377]

>>13793038
Combined with trade war worries i guess. Weak guidance for next quarter too.

[Anonymous No.13793407]

DDDRUUUUMPF!

[Anonymous No.13793408]

Should I pull out? Everything is falling and has been steadily for weeks.

[Anonymous No.13793424]

>>13793407
Oh good. According to that chart we've got at least a few hundred more years.

[Anonymous No.13793440]

>>13793408
trading random stocks is literally the most unprofitable thing you can do in the stock market

[Anonymous No.13793493]

"Eurosceptic parties of both left and right could get more than 35% of the seats if the current polls are correct"

[Anonymous No.13793500]

>>13793408
I see you've got all the memes bought and accounted for.

>>13792869
Come on someone tell me what I'm missing about this garbage.

$5 mil in revs and it trades at $0.01? What the fuck is going on!

[Anonymous No.13793533]

AMRN has got a plan; backing the ass clowns into a corner to the point they ain't gotta choice but to give the green light.

By spreading the word about the drug and getting the people to demand it and the fact they'd be telling the ass clowns "hey you don't approve this we'll take our drug overseas and deny the U.S all that Profit and drug benefits" the ass clowns will have little choice but to cave in.

[Anonymous No.13793565]

Do I buy in more today or panic sell before I go into the red

[BenevolentStockCharts !MOyXBox3KI No.13793568]

Imagine the margin calls on Tesla. Now imagine millions of debt ridden college kids screaming in unison for mommy.

[Anonymous No.13793606]

>>13793013
Remember when futures were blood red and we had a huge rally?
Futures don’t matter in this trade war shit

[Anonymous No.13793620]

>>13793500
I'd like to know to desu. Every cent it moves up is 100% gains. If it's a hidden gem.

[Anonymous No.13793623]

Ford for the cheap divvies yes or no

[Anonymous No.13793632]

>>13793408
I'll give you a nice red pill.

"Diversifying" when you're dealing with baby Bux is brainlet tier.

I don't know how much that entire portfolio is worth but let's say it's $2k.

Instead of splitting the entire thing over 25 different stocks and earning $20 each you should be putting your baby sum into one stock and getting bigger returns.

If you put $2k into PLUG at $2.3 and it's at $2.53 now you would have $200 instead of $12.

You're shooting yourself in the foot by "diversifying" chump change. If you're dealing with huge sums of money you don't put it all into one stock because of liquidity issues and senseless risk.

If you want to diversify baby Bux buy an index ETF.

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.13793639]

>>13793568
>buying anything on margin, especially when you already have debt

[Mr. Goldstein !NiOVxJewL2 No.13793647]

>>13793568
Check this Twitter for ultimate experience

[BenevolentStockCharts !MOyXBox3KI No.13793656]

>>13793606
>Futures don’t matter in this trade war shit

They literally fucking do. It's the reason why we're about to retest 2800. Don't know what you're smoking friend.

[Anonymous No.13793658]

>>13793493
I wonder what Juncker is drinking today.

[Anonymous No.13793659]

>>13793500
Oh I see now. Verus, formerly known as Realbiz Media, sells it's own processed food to middle east and Africa. 52 week range ain't even a penny higher. It's a gamble.

[BenevolentStockCharts !MOyXBox3KI No.13793679]

>>13793647
followed

[Anonymous No.13793699]

>>13793658
He teabagged Donald, don't underestimate him just because he is drunk, or maybe old Donnie ain't that good.

[Anonymous No.13793710]

NIO is kill, TSLA is kill, DB is kill

Short all 3?

[Anonymous No.13793722]

>>13793659
Definitely a gamble, the history of the stock is convoluted but digging through it I can't find anything that stinks outright about its current fundamentals.

Its 10-ks for the past three years have been audited.

They've recently gotten non-dillutive cash injections from both a bank and a private investor.

They bought a food subsidiary with an MLB license for every team in the league.

I just don't get it.

[Dividend faggot No.13793729]

>>13793623
Buy F because Henry Ford was J-woke as fuck. The div and shareholder discount are just gravy. Looking forward to shitposting from and living out of a modified Ford Transit van paid for by dividends in a few years.

[Anonymous No.13793783]

>>13793606
remember when you were 19 years old and could drink a handle of vodka every day of the weekend?

now try that when you're 30. the market is not a spring chicken anymore.

[Anonymous No.13793863]

>>13793729
Filtered

[Anonymous No.13793943]

>>13793729
Is this an ironic post? I honestly cannot tell.

[Mr. Goldstein !NiOVxJewL2 No.13793988]

>POMPEO: Global 5G system must have Western values
What did he mean by this?

[Anonymous No.13794004]

>>13793783
It's only not a spring chicken cause youngins like myself arent investing in the stonks. It's full of old ppl too close to retirement or death to take any chances on moolahs.

[gommie faggot !!ybZU7IbD8fv No.13794010]

>>13792957
>>13793007
things are escelating pretty fast. I wouldn't bite if I was you.

[Anonymous No.13794012]

>>13793988
It must subscribe to spreading Globalism, that is to say American Empire, which means Globohomo (Democracy, Equality, 'Freedom').

I hope Junker just starts shipping Chinks banned tech like yesterday.

[Anonymous No.13794034]

>>13793729
based

[Anonymous No.13794051]

>>13794010
Based gommie faggot. Convinced me to sell the very top and go all in on bonds. Now those bonds are up 5% since I bought them.

>you aren't a real gommie, are you?

[gommie faggot !!ybZU7IbD8fv No.13794056]

>>13793034
>just stay relaxed and imagine your cute wife waiting for you at home when you're out there fighting
I'm embarrassed for her, considering she married me.

[Anonymous No.13794058]

told ya tuesday was a good spot for profit taking

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4QJyIb2d8c

[Anonymous No.13794071]

>>13794051
corporate? treasury? developed world? US only?

[gommie faggot !!ybZU7IbD8fv No.13794077]

>>13794051
>Based gommie faggot. Convinced me to sell the very top and go all in on bonds. Now those bonds are up 5% since I bought them.
Good job anon! You're gonna make it.

>>you aren't a real gommie, are you?
It's socialism or barbarism anon, I'm hoping for the first, preparing for the latter.

[Anonymous No.13794097]

>>13794004
that's really not the reason. the QE that was put in during the last financial crisis was never removed. the fed tried to roll it back since they can see the writing on the wall but the whole country spazzed on them to stop raising rates. so now we won't be able to do it again since we were too greedy and lazy to fix everything. housing prices are passing 2006 levels and people and corporations are taking on more debt than ever before, and with non-banks starting to dominate the lending market credit worthiness is taking a nose dive, so people with donkey-shit tier credit scores can buy million dollar houses. you just wait kid, you have no clue.

[Dividend faggot No.13794145]

>>13793863
My grief will be manageable.
>>13793943
Semi. I am thinking pretty hard about getting into expedited delivery for work. And I do have a large F position.
>>13794034
Thx senpai.

[Anonymous No.13794155]

>>13794071
3-7 year treasury and shit. Packaged corporate bonds are the new bad mortgage debt. Sovereign bonds are probably safe but I don't trust them.

>>13794077
>socialism or barbarism
What even is socialism, dude.

[Anonymous No.13794165]

tomorrow prolly green red fridays super rare in markets long time xD

[Anonymous No.13794168]

>>13794077
>It's socialism or barbarism anon

[Anonymous No.13794176]

PROTIP
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[gommie faggot !!ybZU7IbD8fv No.13794190]

>>13794155
>3-7 year treasury and shit. Packaged corporate bonds are the new bad mortgage debt. Sovereign bonds are probably safe but I don't trust them.
Smart.

>What even is socialism, dude.
Whatever the expropriation of the capitalist class, brought about by the development of capitalism itself, leads to. I'm not here to advance utopia, I just don't think that capitalism is capable of reproducing society much longer.

[Anonymous No.13794199]

>>13794097
Wait really? Who's lending them the money? Are we for real getting another 2008?

[Anonymous No.13794226]

>>13794058
And if you had no profit?
Just pull out at a loss?

[gommie faggot !!ybZU7IbD8fv No.13794232]

>>13794168
hard to be offended by file_name when I call myself a faggot with every single post

[Anonymous No.13794236]

>>13794199
non-banks originate half of all mortgages currently, so yes we are getting another 2008. they don't have huge deposit reserves like real banks so they are not too big to fail.

[Anonymous No.13794253]

>>13794236
What do you mean by non-banks? P2P lending cant give out enough for a mortgage can they? And credit unions are doing fine right?

[gommie faggot !!ybZU7IbD8fv No.13794263]

>>13794236
I don't think we'll see another 2008 at least as the instigator of the crisis. The labor market is too tight for consumer loans to be the weak link. Rather, I think we'll see that exactly because of the impact of the tight labor market on profits combined with the trade war we'll see corporate bonds as the critical point in the debt market.

[Anonymous No.13794266]

>>13794199
2008, and by proxy, the 2000 dotcom bubble and resulting recession never ever ended in Europe and U.S.

[Anonymous No.13794276]

>>13794253
https://www.washingtonpost.com/business/economy/non-bank-lenders-are-back-and-even-bigger-than-before/2018/09/21/5fc026a2-bc48-11e8-8792-78719177250f_story.html?utm_term=.3fb602125503

[gommie faggot !!ybZU7IbD8fv No.13794291]

>>13794263
ah woops forgot to post the updated version I made

[Anonymous No.13794299]

>>13794263
yes, it's all going to go tits up basically. we got 10 different bubbles each one not big enough to bring the house down on its own, but together we will bring the god damn house down

[Anonymous No.13794305]

>>13794226
well depends what you trade and what kind of frequency you looking at

[Anonymous No.13794308]

>>13794176
Warren tips work mostly for blue chip stocks, from what I have seen penny stocks are the norm here.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.13794431]

I am leaving this market. I can't afford to lose any more money.

[Anonymous No.13794432]

Just sold everything

[Anonymous No.13794434]

>>13794226
How could you have no profit? The market is like -4% off ATHs

[Anonymous No.13794436]

Jesus, TSLA is getting manhandled both ways premarket. down to 184, up to 195...

[Anonymous No.13794457]

>>13794263
China drop debtns and thats go time

[Anonymous No.13794460]

>>13794436
Well TSLA was a meme from the start and even Elon knew that. He knew it was going to crash eventually that's why he joked about bankruptcy.

[Anonymous No.13794478]

>>13794308

Invest long term in indices with the lion's share for the win!

Trade and gamble with a small percentage to snipe profitable pops.

[Anonymous No.13794489]

>>13794434
>>13794305
Not everyone invests in boomer ETFs lol
There is no “good time” for profit taking since no one can predict the future

[Anonymous No.13794490]

>>13794460
Musk mentioned many times how few car companies survive actually, statistically it's one of toughest market. In big picture tesla has changed lot of the market, forced all large companies to go electric quixker etc, so without tesla there would still be focus on combustion engines. Electric cars/engines are far more better, they are stronger, more efficient, less changeable parts, and easier to repair etc etc. only takes now at least 5 years where the batteries become 50-80% cheaper. So Musk did eachieve that he pushed technology world wide to advance

[Anonymous No.13794502]

>>13794490
>>13794460
>"it's okay he planned to fail" cope already starting
I wish I had more to short with.

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.13794507]

>>13794291
Thoughts on VGSH?

[Anonymous No.13794519]

>>13794431
Leave this thread too. Thx

[Anonymous No.13794520]

>>13794502
Musk is by far one of the best innovators. Im not long neither short, once i longed tesla profitable rather quick trade

[Anonymous No.13794525]

>thread on Deutsch bank deleted

FUCK JANNIES

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.13794533]

>>13794519
lol that'll never happen.

[Anonymous No.13794534]

>Aapl below 180
WEW

[Anonymous No.13794544]

>>13794520
This is an opinion you have of him because you have not studied him. It was cultivated by entities who profited from the "real life ironman" narrative to drive up the equity value of his companies. The same thing was done with Elizabeth Holmes. He is a fraud who ruins every company he has ever "founded". He is just a very good salesman.

[Anonymous No.13794551]

>>13794525
DB will drag whole eu banking to bottom with it

[Anonymous No.13794552]

>>13792957
>>13793007
Shit is only gonna get cheaper.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.13794554]

>>13794520
>implying an african american immigrant isn't using other peoples shit

[Anonymous No.13794572]

>>13794544
>comparing musk to some Holmes

The difference is that tsla have an actual product, which one happens to be record quick road car and something like 2nd best selling sedan in usa. Not gonna argue about Musk and Tsla cause ive been some people get very emotional especially the musk hate club members they just arent very objective people in general and personal bias drives everything

[Anonymous No.13794587]

>>13794534
why does it go down anyway?

[Anonymous No.13794593]

impeach blompfh orange hitler

[Anonymous No.13794604]

>>13793173
In the original image she was holding one of them Japanese jerkoff sleeve things
I thought that was much too crude, and photoshopping in a monster van was easier than redrawing the hand

I love naked apron so much

[Anonymous No.13794617]

>>13794525
Ror! What? Who would delete Deutsche bank thread? That's literally business and finance.

[Anonymous No.13794641]

thanks trump for flushing all my US and tech down the toilet

[Anonymous No.13794650]

>>13794572
Yet they still can't show a sustained profit and demand keeps dropping. Some people ignore facts that go against their initial opinion, however uninformed.

[Anonymous No.13794662]

>>13794641

The rally this year was always unsustainable. I started loading up on shorts in March and it's been excruciating averaging into this shit.

Now it's bear time baby.

[Anonymous No.13794670]

Bullfags MIA

China start long march and soon US tech stocks - 30%

[Anonymous No.13794678]

eurusd now accelerating towards 2016 bottom, probably will drive thru at some point

[Anonymous No.13794723]

>>13794662
Ror! Enjoy your possible two weeks of bearishness. All it takes is one good bout of news to turn it around

[Anonymous No.13794743]

>>13793012
kek

[Anonymous No.13794754]

AAAAAAHHH PPT WHERE ARE YOU?!
>>13794604
Ha! Based. Sips was a good choice

[Anonymous No.13794767]

>>13794587
China exposure

[Anonymous No.13794768]

>Trade Wars are easy to win folks, trust me. In fact, we have the best Trade Wars, vote for me in 2020!

[Anonymous No.13794770]

Oh dear

[Anonymous No.13794780]

i told people yesterday SPX was about to get rekt, someone answered "buy signal"... enjoy your loss

[gommie faggot !!ybZU7IbD8fv No.13794791]

>>13794507
VFITX is better if you can afford the 3000 minimum

[Anonymous No.13794792]

>>13794768
I actually thought the trade war would only last a few month

[Anonymous No.13794798]

Will all the baby boomers dying off cause a recession?

[Anonymous No.13794808]

HOLY HECKIES
AHHHHHHHH
MASSIVE SELLS
IT OVERY

[Anonymous No.13794813]

The weeks of accumulating SQQQ have paid off after all

[Anonymous No.13794825]

How hard is Peter Schiff dabbing right now?

[Anonymous No.13794828]

>>13794798
an aging population dying off would help the economy

[Anonymous No.13794832]

>>13794808
stronger sell than expected :)

[Anonymous No.13794844]

>>13794813

What's your average?

About to get a reverse split on SQQQ as well btw.

[Anonymous No.13794851]

:((( never gonna recover form dis
Why didn’t I buy SQQQ at the open?

>>13794808
Lamguage yung layde!

[Anonymous No.13794859]

>>13794525
DB falling apocalyptic stuff
if stock move below $5.50~ they become insolvent for trillions dolla nation debt

[Anonymous No.13794869]

>>13794798
Boomers will be sold as slaves in post recession world

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.13794873]

Buy USO anon said. It's cheap AF.....

[Anonymous No.13794875]

Requesting someone who bought NIO to post your losses

The absolute state of nio

[Anonymous No.13794883]

Oil getting
REAMED
damn
I’m doubling down, it’s the only thing I know
Oil only needs one surprise event to pop off
That’s what I’m looking for right there

[Anonymous No.13794897]

>>13794844
400 @ $10.05

[Anonymous No.13794899]

>>13794873
Did you buy Friday calls?
I SPECIFICALLY said long dated options
I’m never wrong you just didn’t listen

[Anonymous No.13794915]

FUUUUUUUUUCK I BOUGHT VTSAX RIGHT AT ITS PEAK YESTERDAY BEFORE THIS SELL OFF

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHAT DO I DO

[Anonymous No.13794918]

>>13794844
>About to get a reverse split on SQQQ as well btw.

source?

[Anonymous No.13794935]

>>13792755
>>13783635
Damn just keep buying and reselling TVIX, yeah just y33ted on them. Damn I just keep yeeting on them, yeah I just yoted on them. Damn homeboy, just keep yeeting on them.

[Anonymous No.13794936]

>>13794918
None. He's pulling it out of his bootyhole.

[Anonymous No.13794938]

>>13794883
fire is coming
fire is coming
fire is coming

[Anonymous No.13794972]

>>13794915
when you try for a bargain, you're catching a falling knife

[Anonymous No.13794973]

TVIX opened like 10% lower than it was three days ago and it's pink wojack city. Goldfish memory, lol.

[Anonymous No.13794986]

Rally has been way too hard this year, took profits in April which was earlier than I should have but rather than then baghold. Wouldn't expect a bit of a bear market for the rest of the year. Trade war and Brexit alone are scary enough.

[Anonymous No.13795009]

>>13794825
He's in intensive care with a severe concussion. He did complete a double backflip on impact however.

[Anonymous No.13795024]

>>13794973
Perfect because that gives your funds enough time to settle. Just keep y33ting on them.

[Anonymous No.13795030]

>>13794973
God daaaaym tvix looking better than sqqq right now, but selloff slowing?

[Anonymous No.13795038]

>>13794972
Basically, don’t try to time the market?

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.13795061]

>>13794899
>implying I listen

[Anonymous No.13795063]

>>13792755
>Stop day trading
>Just buy stuff that has good chance of exploding and its not pharma or oil
>Set up limits
>Only check it once or twice a day
>Building divvy portfolio on the side.
>Finally recovered all the money I lost daytrading
>Still making money.

I guess daytrading is just not for me, watching a screen 24/7 is only good if you are not a brainlet like me.

[Anonymous No.13795076]

>>13795009
My f*ckin' sides.

[Anonymous No.13795099]

>>13794897

Good job. I shot my wad too early back in March @ 11.91

10412 shares.

To be fair, I did ride it from $14 up to $18.50 in December. So yeah.

[Anonymous No.13795102]

>>13795063
Or you could just be gay and get AIDS.

[Anonymous No.13795103]

>>13794918
All things being equal, the underlying index is what matters.

[Anonymous No.13795104]

TESLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.13795111]

Noooooooooooooo
Aahhhhh

I knew I had too much exposure, I’m out of cash, can’t buy, and too red to sell...

[Anonymous No.13795131]

>>13795099
Damn, that's awesome. Wish I held SOXS just this one more day but had that on margin and was up so took profit yesterday at eod.

[Anonymous No.13795153]

>>13795099
>10412 shares.
how do you execute such a trade, what's the position of the sell orders?

[Anonymous No.13795154]

>Bili is $13
So cheap.

[Anonymous No.13795181]

>>13795104
clown stock

[Anonymous No.13795183]

>>13792755
200% waiting room

[Anonymous No.13795187]

We need to nuke China.

Now.

[Anonymous No.13795190]

>>13795131

Yeah, I was accumulating PSQ from July onwards last year. Started buying SQQQ near October.

I think I made about 16K. Got out on the 21st.

Took my profits and held off buying again until late Feb/early March.

If we get to December lows again I'm going to be a very happy man.

[Anonymous No.13795201]

>>13795183

[Anonymous No.13795241]

Why the fuck is T*sla going up today?

[Anonymous No.13795266]

>>13795241
short squeeze you dumb fucking small short spec

[Anonymous No.13795279]

>you wait for the moment to scalp long your falling stock, it keeps falling

[Anonymous No.13795281]

>>13795241

I'll take "Short Sellers" for $200, Alex.

[Anonymous No.13795289]

>>13795187
I have a feeling that would be much worse for stocks senpai

[Anonymous No.13795299]

bloodbath, i'm absolutely lit

[Anonymous No.13795310]

>>13795187
What has China ever done except existed. It was the dumb fuck Americans that thought it would remain as cheap exploitable labor only, but WHOOPSIE they became a manufacturing power proper.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.13795312]

I FUCKING QUINTUPLED DOWN ON USO AND IT'S STILL FUCKING DROPPING ASSHOLES!!!! BUY FUCKING OIL ALREADY GOYIM!!!!

[Anonymous No.13795342]

All hail SQQQ! This ride continues through open tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.13795354]

>>13795312
Baggie you ok? What's going on big guy?

[Anonymous No.13795360]

Bros it's not looking good. End of day rally right?

[Anonymous No.13795365]

>>13795310

They are the fucking cockroaches of the modern world.

Everything they do is based on stealing and scamming their business partners as much as they can on a regular basis.

[Anonymous No.13795367]

>>13795312
lol trust me, uso has just started dumping

[Anonymous No.13795377]

Down $25 today, not even invested in major indices wtf wtf wtf

[PitterPatter No.13795388]

>be me
>working comfy 6 figure salary job
>getting caught up on work since was out at a tradeshow
>Pull up Schwab
>What fuck is this?
>mfw

What is the deal with this sell off today? I apparently missed something.

[Anonymous No.13795390]

SCALP LONG NOW IF YOU LIKE MONEY !!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.13795393]

>>13795342
Pathetic that someone with this amount of cash uses robinhood
Back to r/wall street bets faggot

[Anonymous No.13795399]

>>13795367
Why? Supply surplus? AHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.13795404]

>he was bullish when there is trade wars ongoing

[Anonymous No.13795415]

>>13795388

Checked.

The Jews are creating FUD by printing doom articles and Liberal SJW media is siding with China because Liberals hate their own countrymen and their nation with an undying passion.

[Anonymous No.13795429]

>>13795393
Give me three reasons why I should switch out of RH. My main reason for sticking in RH is options commission. I usually do a lot of weekly call selling and the commissions would eat me up.

[Anonymous No.13795434]

>2% down on my etfs, in my mutual funds and in my play cash
At least its consistent

[Anonymous No.13795441]

>>13795342
based.

[Anonymous No.13795443]

>>13795399
because rebouce

[Anonymous No.13795444]

>>13795365
China is the lesson U.S. should take from intervention and supporting Communism worldwide.

[Anonymous No.13795447]

TSLA or SPY puts?

[Anonymous No.13795450]

>>13795388

Nothing in particular happened in the last 24 hours, I think the last week's worth of news just finally registered with people.

America is gunning hard for Huawei, China will probably respond in kind against Apple somehow.

The Chinese are already organizing boycotts of Apple via social media.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.13795451]

>>13795354
I'm all stressed out because we've stopped saber rattling with Iran. I want some fucking liberation and freedom delivered immediately. I said I would go to the Gym today which I guess means I'm going to pay a visit to my favorite hooker and snort cocaine off her ass crack, since I'm not going to actually pick anything heavy up just to put it down.

[Anonymous No.13795459]

>>13795444
>self reliance
We'll see about that when your lean hogs get even leaner.

[Anonymous No.13795463]

Airline stocks will make good money. Not effected with trade war. Peak traveler numbers. And cheap gas. Most are expected to beat earnings.Pretty good way to diversify portfolio. My top picks are (Dal) and (save)

[Anonymous No.13795480]

>>13795459
China ate their own babies for couple decades, they will be fine.

[Anonymous No.13795498]

>>13795463
Blue horseshoe loves bluestar airlines

[Anonymous No.13795501]

Fake drop, call me when we're at 2600

[Anonymous No.13795520]

>>13795463
anime is

gay

[Anonymous No.13795535]

>>13795429
I'm an avid Robinhood user as well, but when you consider the total cost of options, I think the access to more features and ways to buy and sell options would be helpful.

I personally use Robinhood myself though. The negatives are outweighed by the positives

[Anonymous No.13795537]

>>13795450
Wait WHAT?!

Hong Kong Anon? Paging Hong Kong Anon?
Boycotts, is this true?

Oh that is reeeeeal bearish news. Bad for both economies, bad for global economy, bad bad bad, beyond tradewar bad.

[Anonymous No.13795555]

How long until we melt down to $0?

[Anonymous No.13795566]

>>13795537

The Chinks have been playing Korean War movies successive days in a row and the President talked about starting another "long march"

These chinks are gearing up.

[Anonymous No.13795579]

>>13795390
57$ in a few minutes so far with my scalp

[Anonymous No.13795581]

>>13795520
See you for take off

[Anonymous No.13795583]

Big ups to the anon who said to short HDFC bank yesterday. Any more good advice?

[PitterPatter No.13795587]

>>13795450
>The Chinese are already organizing boycotts of Apple via social media.

Irony. they make apple products in China. Boycott and lose your own job. No job in China = no food. No food = death of starvation

[Anonymous No.13795594]

The best part about buying stocks is you know the price can never reach $0

[Anonymous No.13795603]

>>13795429

Price Trade Improvements, Extensive Customer Support, fully customizable Order Tickets, Trailing Stop Orders, Interest paid on idle cash, etc., etc.

[Anonymous No.13795612]

>>13795555

Checked!!! It will happen on the fifth and fifth day (25th) of the fifth month. Meteor gonna bring us all to 0.

[Anonymous No.13795617]

>my calls

[Anonymous No.13795624]

>>13795594
> The best part about buying stocks is you know the price can never reach $0
I think anon is onto something here.

[Anonymous No.13795638]

>>13795566
But the Chinese weren’t even the ones who did the Bataan death march...

Oh god is he talking about the Trail of Tears?!

[Anonymous No.13795650]

We shakin' out the weak hands, gentlemen.

[Anonymous No.13795652]

>>13795451
Baggie, has anyone ever told you how cool you are? Seriously hookers are cheaper in Shanghai China though and better.

[Anonymous No.13795661]

>>13795587
us has a lot more to lose if apple is banned, rather than the huawei ban

[Anonymous No.13795663]

>>13795617
>tfw keep averaging down on my calls
I'll either make it to the moon or die a hero.

[Dobber !!qEeBALi+hGB No.13795667]

Well fug, AMD put the halt on me this week. Still above breakeven with regards to cost basis, but it looks like I‘ll be keeping shares this week.

On the plus side, getting my next 100 shares should be much easier. Amarin still treating me well too.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.13795670]

>>13795537

I heard the uyghur camps were all a made up fake news thing and they actually don't force muslims to eat pork, drink, smoke and gamble.

[Anonymous No.13795673]

>>13795451
Like seriously dude, if you were in Houston Texas we should hang together. No homo.

[Anonymous No.13795674]

>>13795661
How so?

[Anonymous No.13795687]

>>13795673

>H-Town would be interested in degeneracy.

[Anonymous No.13795702]

ROBINHOOD IS BROKEN AND WON'T LET ME SELL WTF AAAAAAA
I SHOULD HAVE USED A REAL BROKER

[Anonymous No.13795705]

>>13795603
Sweep is fractions of pennies on the dollar and I keep my money active. Trade improvements are Jew bullshit and I write limit orders not market.

The biggest reason I would switch to another broker would be advanced order options like stop loss and whatnot, but right now I am actively managing my stocks and set limit sales to targeted gains.

I am also convinced that the RH volume selling helps the low volume options play. A lot of wide bid/ask spreads get sold right in the middle and I think the RH algo is the one doing the buying on those. Otherwise I have had trouble selling them in regular brokers.

[Anonymous No.13795709]

>>13795702

>PAJEETED!

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.13795728]

>>13795673
I got a friend in Austin (i know 3 hour mega-bus each way), who I promised a visit. Waiting for a SC2 tournament to be in dallas or some where before I pay my dues.

[Anonymous No.13795733]

ENOUGH

everyone, we /AAAAAH/ now.

[Anonymous No.13795737]

>the nigga that runs interactive brokers is on CNBC telling boomers to sell before summer

[Anonymous No.13795766]

>>13795737
He said you don’t have to sell you could hedge by “shorting the spiders”

Fucking loser, spiders are gonna save my portfolio!

[Anonymous No.13795776]

>>13795737
thanks to him i filled some bags

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.13795790]

>>13795673
I still got 3463600848 saved in my phone from last time I was in houston... Ask for Karma.

[Anonymous No.13795819]

>>13795737
My boom physician mother and her boomer physician husband moved everything into annuities last December.
Guess I know what my inheritance will be!

[Anonymous No.13795829]

>>13795790
Nice, is she good? What race is she?

[Anonymous No.13795836]

>>13795829
>she

[Anonymous No.13795839]

>>13795709
ROBINHOOD IS TELLING ME I'M DOWN 12% EVEN THOUGH I'M VERY CLEARLY NOT
THIS FUCKING APP

[Anonymous No.13795843]

Please sirs, be doing the needful, sell all your stonks. Especially the good ones. Put all your money under your mattress. Don’t trust banks.

Sell me your stonks.

[Anonymous No.13795863]

>>13795663
I WENT LONG AGAIN
NOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.13795865]

>>13795839

At least you saved $5.00! :D

[Anonymous No.13795872]

Just opened up a cheeky TSLA short, wanted on this ride so bad

[Anonymous No.13795885]

>>13795843
>put all your money under your mattress
>not just buying bitcoin

not gonna make it sweetie

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.13795895]

>>13795829
big tiddy blonde chick with blue eyes.

[Anonymous No.13795897]

RATSU WHERE IS THE GOLDEN BULL

[Anonymous No.13795904]

>>13795836
I fuckin got tricked for the last time

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.13795922]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.13795934]

Happy St. Elliot's day, faggots

[Anonymous No.13795939]

>>13795872
you literally shorted the bottom dumbass

[Anonymous No.13795945]

>>13795934
Kek

Fuck that fucking idiot

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.13795965]

>>13794808
>HOLY HECKIES
Hi, RKG <3

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.13795974]

>>13795945
>Not celebrating the 5th anniversary of our lord and savior, Roger Elliot

[Anonymous No.13795987]

>>13795922
Based

[Anonymous No.13795993]

>>13795974
I used to r9k around then, people hero worshipped this sack of shit.

[Anonymous No.13795994]

>>13795934
First class and ready for take off

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.13795996]

>>13794808
can we like make and share the love together? like just one time as frens?

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.13796018]

>>13795993
>hero worshipped this sack of shit
kek that's amazing.
I'm finally hitting a point in life where his mentality is losing its relatability

>>13795996
Fuck off, her feminine bepis is mine

[Anonymous No.13796031]

>>13792755
Buy the fuck out of Cronos Group

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.13796033]

>>13795987
kekekek, I've sold off about 20k of my stocks about a month or two ago because of this inverted yield curve shit.
I plan on selling off the last 10k if the 2yr-10yr flips.

[Anonymous No.13796039]

if anything you should be long TSLA

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.13796042]

>>13796018
Hi 2poops, how are you? :3

[Anonymous No.13796061]

I don't even want to look at my portfolio...

[Anonymous No.13796063]

>>13795974
have sex.

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.13796066]

>>13794832
Qt anime gril, frendo
>Fukken saved

[Anonymous No.13796068]

>>13795934
Wow, Elliot great moves. Keep it up!

[Anonymous No.13796072]

Aaaaaand we're back boys.

[Anonymous No.13796090]

> come home from work
> this market

Did Trump blow something up again?

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.13796095]

>>13796042
I've been super busy helping create uncle bezos' super-ultra-mega-prime-blimp.
One completed, it will fire off packages from a cannon directly through your window before you even can get your stupid little fingers on that "1-click buy" button, bigot.

[Anonymous No.13796119]

>>13796061
Me neither. I got a shitload of CHK. Just oil my shit up.

[Anonymous No.13796127]

>>13796090
It's actually china collapsing and triggering a global domino effect
their food supply is all poisoned and their tech industry is shitting blood

[Anonymous No.13796133]

>>13796119
When is oil gonna go perma bull?

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.13796143]

>>13796063
Fuck off, I've got a side project to use Generative Adversarial Neural Networks to conglomerate every porn video I've ever watched to create ideal, perfect waifus for VR porn.
After that's done, I'll upload my brain directly to my computer and live virtually with my e-waifu 5evas

>>13796072
Yet another qt anime gril, frendo
>fukken saved

>>13796068
>great moves
Psssshhhhh... Nothin personnel... kid...

[Anonymous No.13796149]

What an interesting coincidence that a Tesla internal memo appears on Chinese social media and claims that deliveries are on target.
TSLA confirmed for moon mission!

[Anonymous No.13796154]

>>13796090
Should have bought TVIX nigger. 2016 was a shittty year.

[Anonymous No.13796157]

https://www.cnbc.com/2019/05/23/us-manufacturing-activity-dives-to-more-than-9-year-low-on-trade-war-worries-survey-shows.html

The U.S. manufacturing PMI (Purchasing Managers Index) was 50.6 in May, the lowest level since September 2009, according to IHS Markit.

[Mr. Goldstein !NiOVxJewL2 No.13796172]

>>13796149
Speaking of moon missions

>James Smalley, who worked as a quality-assurance engineer at PMI Industries LLC in Rochester, is accused of forging inspectors’ signatures on at least 38 source inspection reports for space-vehicle parts purchased by Mr. Musk’s Space Exploration Technologies Corp., or SpaceX. Mr. Musk is also the CEO ofTesla.

https://www.barrons.com/articles/spacex-rockets--falsified-reports-51558623713?siteid=yhoof2&yptr=yahoo

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.13796191]

Alright, I got up early for once in my life, but I should probably start getting ready for work. Bye, frens <3

[Anonymous No.13796192]

>>13796172
lol how long until musk is found having committed suicide via two gunshots to the back of the head

[Anonymous No.13796194]

>>13795939
We'll see. Sitting comfy for now fren

[Anonymous No.13796196]

>>13796143
>Psssshhhhh... Nothin personnel... kid...
Wasted. You will find me at the holocaust museum lol

[Anonymous No.13796198]

>>13796172
based, fuck inspection reports and fuck bureauracy

[Anonymous No.13796225]

Who else /safeandcomfy/ ?

[Anonymous No.13796232]

>>13795863
All my calls are NBRV calls. But I've doubled my position just because I couldn't resist the cheapies. Now I'm 60 percent NBRV calls, 40 percent crypto

GOTTA LOSE BIG TO GAIN BIG COME ON

[Dobber !!qEeBALi+hGB No.13796237]

Opportunity knocked fellas. I now own 600 shares total of AMD, courtesy of the dip.

[Anonymous No.13796254]

>>13796225
>safe and comfy
>$121
You should be really scared anon

[Anonymous No.13796256]

>>13796232
Isn't NBRV a scam company?

[Anonymous No.13796274]

>>13795537
Well China is used to boycott countries that that they don't like. Many of them were semi-official in the sense that you can see some comment from state media supporting those options, they tried it against Japan during Senkaku dispute, they tried it against Korea during the THAAD deployment
HOWEVER it doesn't seems like such trend/comment against America have formulated/released yet. There are some individual users and also some online communities that talks about abandoning Apple phones for using Huawei phones instead, but I don't think there are wide support on those opinion at this point of time. On the other hand, even a number of significant individuals, like Huawei's CEO itself, or the head of the propaganda paper Global Times, are also telling people not to boycott Apple. So while the iPhone sales in China will most likely be affected, I don't think what happen now will become a wide scale boycott movement. Of course, future is uncertain.

[Anonymous No.13796278]

>>13796237
>I now own 600 shares total of AMD,
RIP

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.13796280]

>>13796198
this and fuck niggers/jannies too while you're at it.

[Anonymous No.13796293]

>>13795638
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Long_March

[Anonymous No.13796305]

>>13796237
Dude rip

[Anonymous No.13796308]

hahaha lost $200 because Schwab started delaying my orders by 3 minutes

[Anonymous No.13796327]

>>13796308
wtf schwab is generally one of the faster ones.

[Anonymous No.13796335]

>>13774796
I'm back
Current price:
2,350.00INR -55.75 (-2.32%)

[Anonymous No.13796345]

>>13796308
thats what you get for selling low

[Anonymous No.13796352]

>>13796327
Yeah... one of the reps told me it's because I had a transfer come in today and it's not fully cleared(but settled apparently).

[Anonymous No.13796354]

Really wish I'd gotten some puts in place yesterday

[Anonymous No.13796368]

>>13795583
Unfortunately no. I just saw boycott hdfc trending yesterday on Twitter. They had pissed off the Indian right wing. And those guys have very dedicated kind of autism so I knew they'll get the work done

[Anonymous No.13796379]

Two questions:
1) Are there people who actually follow Jim Cramer's advice when making financial decisions?
2) Is Jim Cramer ever right?

[Anonymous No.13796381]

>>13796274

We're all waiting for China's response to the escalation. Do you think China will respond?

[Anonymous No.13796415]

>>13796381
> Do you think China will just take it to the ass

[Anonymous No.13796417]

>>13796379
lol following anybody... i have my own system

[Anonymous No.13796434]

>>13796345
I was going to sell with a $200 profit at first

[Anonymous No.13796456]

>>13796379
1. take it into consideration
2. Yes. You just gotta seperate the lip service from the real. For instance, he’s so tied up in Apple he couldn’t say sell at $110 with trump talking shit on Xi, so he had to be diplomatic but very clear it was not a buy.

In fact, his image is so tied up in Apple that he can’t ever really say “sell it”, just that things are going to be rough for a while while you HODL.

I believe he’s almost entirely cash right now, and I wish I would’ve listened to him when he said to sit on your hands. Also when he said to buy the dip in Twilio. Also, when he said buy AMD into earnings. Also, when he that Target’s CEO is money, right before earnings.

[Anonymous No.13796461]

>>13796415
Probably, the women over there all act like they have a stick up their ass.

[Anonymous No.13796487]

>>13796232
If it gets another CRL will you kill yourself? Stream please

[Anonymous No.13796498]

>>13796379

Jim Cramer has been right for the best part of a decade. If you got into the NASDAQ 100 in 2010, lets say, you'd be up 320% right now. Amazing stuff for an index.

In saying that, he was in a similar position prior to the 2008/2009 crash.

[Anonymous No.13796525]

>>13796381
Now that you talk about it, it would make sense for them to response with concrete countermeasures, however from those messages they printed on their own media, it does not appears like they are in a mood of doing so?

[Anonymous No.13796556]

God damn it Bernie... just sold my MCD a bit too low because of him. Hoping it takes a big healthcare style hit so I can buy more later.

[Anonymous No.13796569]

Want to take a break from intraday calls/puts. Is momentum trading still a viable strategy?

[Anonymous No.13796584]

OH FUCK WE'RE GOING LOWER

[Anonymous No.13796596]

>>13796584
B-better to green you with?

[Anonymous No.13796599]

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.13796612]

>>13796569
lol momentum is currently downward. you'd be better off fucking grab this knife on the USO calls that expire tomorrow. It's like fucking easy money, think about it.

[Anonymous No.13796629]

400 POINTS ON THE DOW

ITS HAPPENING

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.13796664]

>>13796191
I'm 20, btw

[Anonymous No.13796673]

tfw

[Anonymous No.13796699]

>>13796584
It's called cheapies, and you should thank for them!

[Anonymous No.13796718]

>>13796596
QQQ WILL FINISH GREEN EOD
DAHNALD WILL SAVE US

[Anonymous No.13796729]

>>13796699
imagine how sick fucking rich you could get in a proper depression

[Anonymous No.13796764]

>>13796729
>Berkshire shareholder complaining about having too much cash
>Cramer complaining about having too much in cash
Go and do likewise

[Anonymous No.13796774]

>>13796729
Yeah just read a story about just about any famous manager or trader
At least half made their difference when things were red and pink


Also we needed to get like 10 pink woj in this thread to end the bloodbath or even stabilize and we got like zero
RIp

[Anonymous No.13796823]

I'M DOWN 5%
WHERE IS PPT

[Anonymous No.13796839]

>>13796256
In what way?

>>13796487
I'm gonna sell half on the hype alone desu. I don't wanna hold long and risk a second crl so I'm not worried.

[Anonymous No.13796856]

DOWN (-23%) AND FALLING

F U C K I N G S T O P
>F U C K I N G S T O P
F U C K I N G S T O P
>F U C K I N G S T O P
F U C K I N G S T O P
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>F U C K I N G S T O P

[Anonymous No.13796867]

Just shorted more TSLA, SQQQ is mooning, who else is relishing in this carnage?

[Anonymous No.13796877]

>>13796856
ebin :DDD

also new bread?

[Anonymous No.13796891]

>NEW BREAD?!?!?!?!

>>13796856
wtf you talking about, LMT is only down 0.75% today

[Anonymous No.13796904]

>buy tesla puts
>lose money
fml

[Anonymous No.13796911]

So, I get why Apple and Kohl’s are selling off, but what’s wrong with Square, Healthcare, and Dudeweedlmao420smokeweedeveryday?

[Anonymous No.13796922]

>>13796729
>proper depression
>29 get
It's a sign from Plouton, lads. Sacrifice a lamb and load up on TSLA puts.

[Anonymous No.13796927]

>>13796525
They don't want to escalate, they want to buy time.

[Anonymous No.13796940]

>>13796867
it's glorious

[Anonymous No.13796942]

>>13796911
the whole index goes down so large institutions, etf funds, etc. dont buy so much

[Anonymous No.13796948]

>>13796237
Did you not pay attention to my ranting multiple days about China owning the EPYC? AMD did a joint venture with Chinkland which not only handed over their IP to those bastards, but flaunted the chipmaker ban on dealing with China.

AMD could get squashed by either Trump or China and go back to single digits.

[Anonymous No.13796952]

>>13796729

Do you have the smarts and the balls to try to catch the falling knife in a depression?

The peak of the DOW in August 1929 was 380, yet it didn't bottom out until June 1932 at 42.

Let's be generous and say you averaged into your position and achieved 100. Your position will rise until 1937 to 187, and then if you bag hold you'll go back to 100 again in 1938.

It'll rise again up to 140 pre WW2, but then shit the bed again in 1942 to 100.

So that's a decade of your life and savings that have done fuck all if you didn't sell at the highs.

If you survive the war with your life and portfolio intact, you'll enjoy the fruits of the 50s and 60s though. You'll go up to 900 in 1965, but then you'll ping pong within a range of 1000 and 600 for the next decade.

You'd need to have balls of steel. And the probability is that you'll lose your job at some point during the 1930s, which will cloud your judgement even further.

[Anonymous No.13796961]

just make a new thread already, i want to shitpost

[Anonymous No.13796968]

Any major companies not included in the S&P500 to invest in?

[Anonymous No.13796978]

>>13796952
based and analysis pilled

[Anonymous No.13796988]

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>Anon makes new thread

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>Not even the tripfag Pendulum makes his shitty thread

I don‘t understand you people

[Anonymous No.13797001]

>>13796911
I called this SQ action the other day with the smug options trader. It’s following the indexes patterns.

[Anonymous No.13797029]

It's Christmas Eve in May

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.13797031]

>>13796988
I actually have things to do, believe it or not

[Anonymous No.13797034]

global Keynesianism is achieved in 2022
screencap this post

[Anonymous No.13797051]

>>13797001
Smug options trader = “shot caller”?
I remember now.

I want to sell so I can start buying cheapies, but my holdings look like cheapies too :^(

[Anonymous No.13797066]

>>13797051
thats why you always hold cash

[Anonymous No.13797069]

wtf I love Peter Schiff now

[PitterPatter No.13797072]

Holy shit, good thing I am not watching this today and working. Would be freaking the fuck out.

[Anonymous No.13797075]

>be bread
>be not existing
God I wish this were me

[Anonymous No.13797082]

How do we exterminate Chineseses?

[Anonymous No.13797111]

sell in may and go away

[Anonymous No.13797116]

>>13796198
You sound a lot like fucking chink scum. That's how this whole mess started, remember? Chink steel Mills, chink dumping their faulty steel.

[Anonymous No.13797127]

>>13797069

[Anonymous No.13797133]

>>13797111
trips of truth

[Anonymous No.13797151]

baking new bread

[Anonymous No.13797181]

>>13797151

[Anonymous No.13797193]

New thread
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[Anonymous No.13797329]

>>13797051
Yeah, that’s him. I closed my short today, 80% cash. Scaling long now.