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>> No.13786490

I'm assuming my $6700 worth of TSLA is going to be worthless soon. Fuck this guy, fraud

Apple should buy them out at pennies on the dollar

>> No.13786524

>>13786479
>Bezos sends his regards
analysts are cheap. nigger pls.

>> No.13786558

>>13786490

>tfw still holding 50 shares I bought for $34 a piece in 2013

Maybe don’t buy high next time retard

>> No.13786561

Unironically yes

>> No.13786590

>muh boomer stocks arent manipulable

They are manipulated regarded to options you retarded boomers

>> No.13786636

>>13786479
Idk if Tesla is going to keep dumping, but most analysts are literally paid shills. They get told whether to make a bearish or bullish call (depending on their employers'/customers' interests) and then make the numbers fit the story.

>> No.13786642

>>13786590

Go play with your internet tokens, kid. Men are trying to discuss here.

>> No.13786659
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>>13786490
Jesus fuck dude elon is the biggest con artist ever, will make madoff look like a boyscout, fucking sell at a loss before you lose everything

>> No.13786704

JP Morgan said Tesla is a $10 shitcoin.

>> No.13786717

>>13786558
bought in IPO at $31 and sold at $151, but this latest batch was bought at $198

>>13786659
I am probably selling tomorrow or Friday, was hoping for a quick pump off a tweet but this dude is acting like an autist

>> No.13786726

>>13786479
all the news articles are shaking hands so they can accumulate TSLA to $4000

literally do the opposite of articles and general public opinion

>> No.13786777

>>13786726

This

>> No.13786800

>>13786726
buy when there's blood they say
>>13786777
checked af

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>>13786479
I'm seeing too many Model 3's around and want to feel special and not like the normies. If too many people buy this car I'll look less cool on the road...

JUST GO BANKRUPT ALREADY SO I HAVE A LIMITED EDITION

>> No.13786985

Saudi's are going to take over Tesla soon.

>> No.13786999

>>13786839
They have no chance of going bankrupt, they would be bought before that ever happened.

>> No.13787006

At what price is tsla a buy?

>> No.13787036

>>13786704
JP Morgan said the same about btc too lol

>> No.13787053

>>13787006
“Tesla stock ‘bear case’ is $10, Morgan Stanley says”

>> No.13787089

>>13787006
now

>> No.13787153

>>13786839
I've only seen two Teslas.

T. Virginanon

>> No.13787159

>>13786479
Missed out in 2013 (was a huge hassle and before Robinhood), but back strong with crypto. Is Robinhood the go-to?

>> No.13787205

>>13787036
Btc doesnt owe billions of dollars and having growth problems. If they dont grow they are fucked with debt