/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.13783635]

Money = NO edition

List of popular brokers:
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List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
https://thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Best free stock screener
https://finviz.com/

Premarket Data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

Earnings Report Calendars:
https://calendar.google.com/calendar/embed?src=moonmissioncontrol2.0%40gmail.com
https://biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar

Pump and Dump Advertising:
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Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Options Markets 101:
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Suggested books:
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List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

For LCI buyers:
http://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.koyfin.com/

previous thread >>13774265

[ZoomerFag No.13783645]

First for LCI GAP OPEN TOMORROW

[ZoomerFag No.13783663]

>>13783645
Trips for gap to $8.00

[Anonymous No.13783702]

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

[Anonymous No.13783759]

IRA HELLO

dudes jsut max it out lmao i mean come on

max it out

[Anonymous No.13783762]

Anyone here have any secrets they want to share? Like where did that tesla leak come from? Where i find these leaks?

[Anonymous No.13783763]

Almost all my 25% gains this year, gone in less than one month. fuck

[Anonymous No.13783842]

Well tomorrow after I sell my calls I'll be disabling options on my account.
It's been a fun ride but it's time to get serious

[Anonymous No.13783863]

>>13783763
>put myself into the red in just 1 week
You don’t know how it feels
You don’t know how it feels

[Anonymous No.13783932]

FUUUUUUUUUUCK

[Anonymous No.13783990]

>all the retards in the last thread saying they will buy TSLA if it gets lower
Don't you know what a busted growth story looks like? If TSLA isn't growing, there is no reason it shouldnt trade at an automaker multiple. If TSLA stock was marked 0, it would have 50% more capitalization to revenue than VW from their debt alone.

[Anonymous No.13784009]

>>13783932
lel

[Anonymous No.13784027]

>>13783702
God bless you divibro. If it weren't for you I would have never jumped into divis. Like an idiot I tried options trading when I had no business in doing so.

[Anonymous No.13784098]

So, long time lurker. I decided to try out robinhood but nearly got the day trader yank because I tried selling on the same day a few times (Whoops. Lesson learned) bright side is I DID make a dollar gain on 20 dollars invested.
I'm setting a year or two to build up liquidity to eventually try doing pattern day trading. Sucks that you have to have 25K in at all times (I only have 7K in savings. I just recently switched jobs). But For me, experience is the best teacher. I watched a few stocks I tied up assets in and saw how people were trading them (I kept the stocks I invested in as below 1 dollar stocks, that way I could track gains and losses more efficiently. I'm essentially in the practice phase right now. Learning the system and how I can make it work for me) and saw first hand how greed and fear can induce sell offs and buying sprees. Because I capitalized on that and closed the day by selling everything, I was able to buy, hold, and then sell to make a profit. 20 dollars is expendable. And it was enough to begin building up a good way of working with the markets to capitalize gains, and take advantage of sell offs.
I wouldn't say I have all the subtleties down. But it was a good learning experience.

[Anonymous No.13784100]

Ooooohhhhhh

[Anonymous No.13784136]

>>13783863
I'm not red yet but the past two days has me going from up 13% down to being up 1%.
I'm about to cash out and just start doing puts.

[Anonymous No.13784218]

>>13783990

You don't trade hype stocks very much, huh? There are certain stocks that defy valuation based on hopes and dreams of retail investing. Professional traders play along with these as well on expectation of assured volatility in one direction or another. Tesla is not a long hodl stock (for now) but there is a lot of money to be made swing trading it. It's also relatively forgiving as the waves are frequent.

[Anonymous No.13784262]

>>13784098
Tldr gtfo kike

[Anonymous No.13784277]

>>13783702
Any good reading on looking for and acquiring the right stuff?

[Anonymous No.13784298]

>>13783635
SNAP SNAP SNAP SNAP SNAP
SNAP SNAP SNAP

[Anonymous No.13784322]

>>13784098

Make sure to dip your way in gradually. The dunning-kruger effect is a real son of a bitch in stock trading. Don't go in hard the first time you start to think you're right on the ball with all your picks. Market has a tendency to fuck your shit up real good when you're on the summit of Mt. Stupid.

[Anonymous No.13784325]

>>13784218
Have you ever seen a hype stock die? It looks like this. The tutes are fleeing and retail is buying only to lose 5% on the next day. TSLA may bounce @ 180 but it's been ripping through support like nobodies business. If you were long this last wave, I would not say it was forgiving. I would be surprised if TSLA ever trades above 240 again.

[Anonymous No.13784359]

>>13784325
>Have you ever seen a hype stock die? It looks like this.

For sure. That's why you need to have a good grasp of statistically advantageous entry points and defensive stop losses to make sure your risk isn't in unacceptable territory on the trade.

[Anonymous No.13784373]

>>13784322
I'll remember to keep myself humble.
Plus, I've been reading whatever I can get my hands on and the most important lesson I've learned so far is this:
Do not let greed or fear control your actions or strategy. Remove the two from the equation as much as is possible.

[Anonymous No.13784381]

>>13784218
>trading based on "hype" instead of book value and fundamentals
losing all your money will be a good lesson for you

[Anonymous No.13784417]

>>13783842
Yeah I know how you feel
you know that's a good choice to make breh I support you

>>13784277
pic relate

[Anonymous No.13784433]

>>13784373
Not your blog. Go back to wherever you came

[Anonymous No.13784439]

>>13783702
So i've been trying to build my portfolio and I wanted to get into dividends, but my question is how diverse should I get with only about $2000 to start out with initially,
i'm not sure if I want to stick with hard tested dividends or branch out with ones that have some dividend growth in the future
basically im a fucking retard

[Anonymous No.13784445]

Lads, TSLA is offering bonds guaranteed by the monthly payments on their customers' car loans. Don't buy their stock, just buy their bonds and if they expire with the stock valued above the strike price you get extra money. It's a no brainier with way less risk as long as they don't go bankrupt in the next 2 years. I believe they have a may 2021 stroke of $310. If it moons you make money, of it doesn't moon you get a small amount of interest, if they fail then... Well you'd be out of money but they are too big to go bust just yet.

[Anonymous No.13784458]

>>13784445
*This poster is in no way responsible for your own losses*

[Anonymous No.13784468]

TSLA TSLA TSLA is on my mind. Do I go in or stay back? I've been promising myself not to invest in such a retarded stock, but now it's looking pretty nice.

[Anonymous No.13784503]

So anyway after rolling the dice I'll be almost cashless (3k left) but the long term payoff will be worth it. Just gotta hope nothing blows up in my face for the next few years/months lol.

Just gotta wait for the next Dip to strike! (which won't be long in coming thanks to Trump)

I owe myself roughly 20k now. Least it ain't debt. With the AMRN payday I'll clear 30 - 40k. So at minimum I'll come out 10k more than what I first had and still have my 200 T babies Dripping long term for 28/29 years.

[Anonymous No.13784509]

>>13784468
nah nah just chill
blinders on

just because TSLA is the shiny thing of the day doesn't mean you should grab it
knives are shiny too

[Anonymous No.13784515]

>>13784439
Damn you sound like me. I wanted to invest in dividends so I downloaded robinhood and had only 1k to my name and basically bought 200 shares of ODP and 200 shares of EVC. Bought when the markets were blood red and now I'm sitting in a modest position. Most people will advise you to invest in dividend aristocrats though, but I just don't have the capital for that atm.

[Anonymous No.13784536]

>>13784417
Very good thank you sirs

[Anonymous No.13784549]

>>13784433
Sounds like you're fucking bitter.
Lose a bit or something?

[Anonymous No.13784560]

>>13784445
The big tinfoil theory is that Elon Musk has a margin call starting at around 180ish from his pledged share loans and the equity will plummet even faster once he is forced to start selling. once the equity cushion evaporates, the bonds will trade much lower as well. The 2025's are already trading at 86 cents on the dollar. The bonds trading lower will make it even more difficult to raise capital even if Moody's doesn't downgrade.

[Anonymous No.13784573]

>>13784560
Tesla Motors Club posters said margin call is at $35, not $180.

[Anonymous No.13784589]

>>13784277

finviz.com is my stock screener, reading up on CAGR, Payout Ratio's and growth prospects and FUD articles usually provide some insight as well

>>13784439
depends on if you have fees. if you have RH, you can spread that out. JNJ and PG are two of my favorite stalwarts but i see the highest dividend growth potential with stocks like MSFT, AAPL, CSCO, SBUX, V, JPM and BLK.

Definitely look at CAGR as well as health of a company. You'll get lower starting dividends with a SBUX, V or CSCO, but you'll also get better yield on cost down the line because of growth

But a JNJ, PG or KO you don't really need to worry about the dividend being raised and paid each year.

[ZoomerFag No.13784703]

LCI UP MORE THAN 5% AFTER HOURS WHO IS READY FOR THE $9 OPEN TOMORROW?

[Anonymous No.13784709]

>>13784573
He's only allowed to post 25% of his stock. And the reserve requirements are higher for more volatile stocks and when large quantities are borrowed against.

[Anonymous No.13784722]

>>13784503
Thanks to my handy T spreadsheet after 28/29 years of Dripping I'll clear 40k in Divvy income at age 65. I live in a low col state and I've no debt to my name (aside from house). I've got other income streams also. I make shit income now (27k before tax/deductions) and I still have 300 - 400 left over each month.

[Anonymous No.13784726]

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2019-05-21/ravaged-by-pig-fever-china-s-farms-now-face-armyworm-invasion


ohhhh
nooooooooo

:^)

BULLISH

[Anonymous No.13784749]

Dümp eet

[Anonymous No.13784769]

>>13784589
Do you have any XLP?

[Anonymous No.13784789]

>>13784749
https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/7vihnm/should_i_kill_myself/

[Anonymous No.13784807]

>>13784749
people like this REALLY need to sell their stock picks

literally just fade them at all times, you cannot lose

if they buy you sell if they sell you buy

[Anonymous No.13784817]

Whats with this LCI after hours pump?

[Anonymous No.13784833]

>>13784807
These loses are from options.

[Anonymous No.13784875]

>>13784722
How did you acquire so many shares if you make $27k/year?
>>13784749
Care to explain what happened?

[Anonymous No.13784903]

Here's an old glitch I had two years ago lol

[Anonymous No.13784904]

>>13784769
no, I don't have any ETFs in my divvy portfolio, all single stocks:

AAPL, BA, BLK, CSCO, DOC, IBM, IP, IRM, ITW, JNJ, JPM, KO, LEG, LOW, MO, MSFT, NOK, O, PFE, PG, PSX, SBUX, T, TAP, V, VZ

added some LOW today. Diverting more of my investment income to my emergency high yield savings account in case of a correction/recession to have more deployable income.

[Anonymous No.13784923]

>>13784904
Here's a good list I'm working on

[Anonymous No.13784926]

>>13784875
By saving like mad since 2012. The fact I live in a low col state helps to. I make shit but I have 300 - 400 left each month. That and avoiding debt like the plague unless it was really important.

[Anonymous No.13784951]

This guy is right >>13784433
Shut the fuck up and contribute something of value, same goes for everyone here writing endless paragraphs and shitting up the one good thread on biz
>>13784549

Fuck anime and fuck LCI

[Anonymous No.13784958]

>>13784923
i like what i see there

[Anonymous No.13784975]

>>13784958
I'm about to go through and purge anything that doesn't have a 6.6% growth average in the last 5 years

[Anonymous No.13784987]

>>13784951
>People share lessons learned.
>Anon gets mad.
You could contribute to discussing the stock market.
Or you can remain mad.
Your choice.

[Anonymous No.13784989]

>>13784975
Damn i dont fuck with anything not getting close to doubling every 5 year

[Anonymous No.13785015]

>>13784926
You inspire me to save more

[Anonymous No.13785112]

>>13780739
yeah, no duh the link was even using line chart so dont how you even confused this >_>

>>13781238
arghahhhhhhhhhh!
good job butthole -_-;

[Anonymous No.13785117]

>>13783635
Who is this cutie?

[Anonymous No.13785128]

>>13784926
this really am great story
GJ dude!

[Anonymous No.13785130]

>>13785117
ok, big yike here

[Anonymous No.13785184]

>>13785117
That's Yukichi Fukuzawa, a Meiji era philosopher and the founder of Keio University. He's on all of the 10000 Yen notes.

[Anonymous No.13785197]

>>13785112
Gee whiz desu! I've been had!

[Anonymous No.13785202]

>>13784589
I get charged $5 per hence my initial hesitation
costs me like 0.25% per additional pick i guess

[Anonymous No.13785217]

>>13784989
Purge completed
I went with 10% growth rate for quick retirement
remember to buy with 2x leverage

[Anonymous No.13785262]

LCI!

[Anonymous No.13785278]

>>13784817
It's very low volume. It's nothing.

[Anonymous No.13785281]

>>13785130
What are you, some kind of twitter normalfag? I just want to know who the anime girl is

[Anonymous No.13785296]

>>13785262
Ror! It wants to go up. Shorts pull it down. It's improving, value should be higher, but short shorts pull them down. Soon tho. Just hodl. Relax. Have a drink and feel secure knowing your gains are coming to you.

[Anonymous No.13785301]

>>13785197
delete this

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.13785340]

>>13783663
So close

[ZoomerFag No.13785376]

>>13785340
I wanted it so bad brother, timing was almost there

[Anonymous No.13785381]

>>13785301
Never! I hope it mildly irritates those future bureaucrats who have to sift through internet archives until the end of time!

[Anonymous No.13785395]

>>13785376
>>13785340
We don't need hope. Only time, brothers.

[Anonymous No.13785451]

Uhhhh.... so this is now one of my most profitable investments... and I would’ve made more if I didn’t have so much money in BILI and CGC memes.

The absolute state of me

[Anonymous No.13785457]

>>13784726
https://www.globalresearch.ca/china-food-crisis-more-dangerous-than-trade-war/5677967

>An April, 2019 research report by the Rabobank in Holland, a major world agriculture lender, estimates that actual ASF kills in China are significantly higher than the reported 1 million. They estimate that since initial outbreak in August 2018, deadly ASF has infected between 150 to 200 million of China’s pig population, some 100 times worse than the official numbers and has spread to every province in mainland China. The report states,

>The double blows from African Swine Fever and the Fall Armyworm, combined with the latest escalation of US tariffs on Chinese imports, amid signs that China’s overall economy is slowing significantly, create a potentially dangerous situation whereby hundreds of thousands of Chinese small farmers are likely economically ruined and Chinese domestic food price inflation rises sharply. That is definitely what China does not need at this point.


>“In 2019, we expect Chinese pork production losses of 25% to 35% in response to ASF. Reports of extreme losses (over 50%) are limited to confined areas.” The report adds, “These losses cannot easily be replaced by other proteins (chicken, duck, seafood, beef, and sheepmeat), nor will larger imports be able to fully offset the loss…this will result in a net supply gap of almost 10 million metric tons in the total 2019 animal protein supply.”

got to love that Mandate of Heaven :^)

[Anonymous No.13785471]

>>13785457
So... why Tyson have such low P/E multiple?

[Anonymous No.13785477]

>>13785451
BILI and CGC will have better long-term returns than whatever that is

[Anonymous No.13785556]

>>13785117
>>13785281

[Anonymous No.13785586]

>>13785477
D O U B L E
D I G I T S
R E P E A T

Is your image implying that your claim is easy to make but hard to disprove?

[Anonymous No.13785622]

>>13785471
I don't know about Tyson specifically, I've never invested in that company

This is larger than that

We're talking about food production issues on a global scale.

I'm going to need to run some numbers

There will be a meeting for the Foodchad Central Committee (FCC) tomorrow after market close. We will of course be meeting in the Foodchad bunker, aisle 3. This China thing could go wild and effect food prices around the world. I need to communicate with my contacts in China and then run some numbers on this one

>>13785586
My intent was that the BS about crypto currency is such a cloud of buzzwords and memes that it can't be dispelled from the minds of the lesser.
But also yes, my physical and emotional longings for BILI and CGC are also probbaly all a farce in the end

[Anonymous No.13785624]

Ror! TESLA CANCELLED!

[Anonymous No.13785643]

>>13785556

[Anonymous No.13785738]

Ror! My TEVA and TESLA calls are going to be shweeeeet!

[Anonymous No.13785739]

>>13785624
ror! Down another percent afty hour, Mr. Musk am not gon be happy when he sees!

[Anonymous No.13785849]

Yeah. I've done good. But now I've basically rolled the dice. Between buying my T and AMRN shares and paying the little credit card debt I had I'm down to just 3k left in the bank.

So I'm extremely fucked if you know something bad should pop up before I've got a chance to build that back up or I get my AMRN Profits.

But right now my house/car/health/etc is all in good shape so I feel pretty confident.

[Anonymous No.13785914]

How many big bucks do I need to buy an RKG?

Just to keep in my home and maybe teach me valuable skills. Nothing sexual required. One requirement: NO TRADING (during market hours. Only afterhours trading and limit orders set between sessions.)

Like, half her medical debt, or what?

>>13785739
Uhhhh this is great for Elon, now he can do big time stock buybacks!

[Anonymous No.13785947]

>>13783635
I wrote a few months back that there'd be a concerted effort made against Elon Musk. I hope those paying attention noted it too. It's likely they're going to back off soon, as the technology speaks more for itself than anything. The media can spin it how it wants, but machines are better than people at certain tasks. They're trying to cherry pick incidents of failure as representative, but anyone with two brain cells would immediately want to draw a comparison between human drivers. Go ahead. See the difference. Then you know what's actually going on.

[Anonymous No.13786016]

>>13785738
>>13785739
>>13785624
Who are these rorpastas?

[Anonymous No.13786043]

Noooooo Memorial Day noooooo!!

>>13786016
Rorposter Literally just LCIguy without his trip.

[Anonymous No.13786079]

>>13785457
>>got to love that Mandate of Heaven :^)
indeed, will communist party be able to hold on to the throne?

[Anonymous No.13786089]

>>13786043
Ror! No desu. That's me. Also fund manager for Ukrainian Basket Weaving Capital. I handle the Anime Grill index memefolio. Posted daily!

[Anonymous No.13786129]

>>13786089
Should buy more GALT at these levels. If it dips tomorrow we need to go heavier.

[Anonymous No.13786151]

>>13786129
Roger Dodger! Heavier on the GALT! But what about AMD? It's really sporadic here. Sometimes yes, sometimes no.

[Dobber !!qEeBALi+hGB No.13786158]

>>13786089
Should buy some MCD for all the borgerposting

[Anonymous No.13786172]

>>13786151
I'm not sure. I'd wait til the China trade war takes a more favorable turn and then go heavier there.

[Anonymous No.13786179]

>>13786158
What borgerposting? Ror! I've seen like 3.

[Anonymous No.13786183]

A reminder:
>It's not going under 1.20

[Anonymous No.13786220]

ok guys I'm gonna go take a huge shit I'll brb

[Anonymous No.13786223]

>>13786172
Sure thing anon! Makes sense.

[Anonymous No.13786271]

>>13785947
Elon please pick up my calls! we need to get you your meds!
Please do NOT tweet anything until we get these sedatives in you!

[Anonymous No.13786336]

>>13786271
Ironically, seems like Elon’s tweets were really what kept Tesla afloat...

Also China

[Anonymous No.13786363]

>>13785849
Or I should say when I buy my T shares, waiting for a dip first. The money is there to do it with. Gonna try to bag them all at 30.50 or under. Shouldn't be long before that happens with all the trade war/iran/other shit happening now.

So I'll have almost 13k invested when its all done. But I stand to make back with AMRN around 30 - 40k alone.

[Anonymous No.13786372]

ok guys I snapped a few pics of my creation
anyone wants to see?

[Anonymous No.13786381]

>>13786336
Elon please calm down! those are the voices in your head again!
Your twitter account is NOT the main driving force behind Tesla. We're an electric car company, we make cars that run using electric motors and batteries!
Elon please let us know where you are! Please take your meds, it will all get better once you take your meds...

[Anonymous No.13786394]

>>13780747
Buying options is not necessarily a bigger risk or bigger reward than just buying shares, it just has different risks and different potential rewards. What I ended up doing today is similar to selling the put option I mentioned. I bought shares for $2.02 and sold $2 calls covered for a $0.10 premium. So, assuming that the calls get exercised on 6/21, I make an $0.08 profit per share, so roughly a 4% return for the month. If they don't get exercises, then I lower my cost basis for the shares from $2.02 to $1.92, so that's also good. I believe I also get this quarter's dividend payout since I currently own the shares, so another $0.025 per share. I believe that Robin Hood also uses FIFO accounting for all trades, so if my calls got exercised, I think I would be selling older shares (that i purchased a couple weeks back at a higher cost), so, I think I could potentially save on captial gains taxes later.

The main risks are, first, if the price tanks before the calls expire (which I think is unlikely), I would have a harder time extracting myself from my position. Second, I am capping my potential gains. If the price shoots back up to $3 this month, I will have locked myself into an $0.08 profit.

The point being, and the reason I'm typing out these details, is that options aren't necessarily more risky or have greater potential rewards. In this case, I'm sacrificing higher potential profit for what I think is probably a higher expected profit.

[Anonymous No.13786445]

>>13786394
oh my lord I wish I had the mental capacity to understand this big brained comment, sadly I am a nigger in every sense of the word and I'm also a COWARD faggot ass...oh well, this is my burden to bear. Is it bear or bare? see hahaha I dont even know how to spell LUL

[Anonymous No.13786449]

>>13786381
Ror! But then he'll lose his edge. No meds!

[Anonymous No.13786467]

>>13786445
Its bear.

[Anonymous No.13786488]

>>13786394
Why go through all this nonsense I will never understand. Put all your money in 90+ day option contracts either it goes up and you double your money or lose half of it... if you time it correctly and avoid meme stocks you will be fine... be reckless but don't be stupid

[Anonymous No.13786491]

Wait hold up that L Brands AfterHours

LB +13.72%
jesus

This is about to turn into a lingerie celebration thread
It's gonna be stuff from a decade ago tho

[Dobber !!qEeBALi+hGB No.13786494]

>>13786394
>Buying options is not necessarily a bigger risk
True. Actually, almost paradoxically, by introducing more "risk" with options you can reduce your overall risk in the market than just buying stock alone. I always laugh a bit when normies tell me otherwise.

>>13786445
It's never too late to learn anon. It's just simple addition and subtraction when you really get down to it. Don't let the "pros" or cfas tell you otherwise.

Just yet another reminder that you should sell covered call options where you can

[Anonymous No.13786538]

>>13786491

[Anonymous No.13786582]

>>13786494
what if I build up ODP and EVC, would I realistically be able to yield a decent divi with these two stocks? You can be brutally honest, I don't expect to accomplish much with investing, I only want enough to be able to never work my mcdonalds job ever again. Let's say 2k a month in divis, possible or no?

[Anonymous No.13786591]

>>13786538

[Anonymous No.13786606]

Literally going to $10 lmao

[Anonymous No.13786607]

>>13786591
I think my brain has been turned to mush because I find this insect more desirable then Adriana Lima...is there something wrong with me?

[Anonymous No.13786617]

>>13786591

[Anonymous No.13786619]

>>13786582
Ror! Dont do that. Buy NRZ and F desu. You can collect divvies on F and swing trade. Also get out of McDonalds. Learn some new skills. Everyone needs salesmen. Could be a way out

[Anonymous No.13786629]

>>13786582
Time and Drip is your friend. I stand to make by the time I'm 65 40k in Divvy income w/T alone. I'm 36 now.

[Anonymous No.13786637]

>>13786617
TOP SMUG

You tryna hit the bump limit early or something?

[Anonymous No.13786654]

>>13786629
that's so fucking cool
I aspire to do what you're doing
>>13786619
even F is way to expensive for me, is ODP that terrible?

[Anonymous No.13786666]

>>13786617


>>13786637
I honestly thought L Brands was dead
they just popped off

[Anonymous No.13786688]

>>13786607
Lmao yeah it's from browsing this site too much

[Anonymous No.13786708]

>>13786654
Some people like ODP here. Maybe. I'm not sold tho. If you cant buy shares of F, maybe work on earning more money first? Makudonarudo is no way to live as an adult.

[Anonymous No.13786719]

>>13786666
>checked
>keep 'em coming

[Anonymous No.13786731]

Yay Merck! Buy into weakness!
https://m.benzinga.com/article/13722540

>>13786654
You’re probably better off investing your time in a new job/career if you want to reach that goal.

Also, expensive is not necessarily the way to view this. Would you rather have one $100 bill or two $50 bills.

[Anonymous No.13786735]

>>13786666

once I get towards the more recent VSFS or any kind of modelling it gets kind of weird because I went to HS with one of the really famous girls

[Anonymous No.13786737]

>>13786708
it says on dividend.com Ford has not announced a dividend pay out yet, is this a cause for concern to you or do you not even sweat it?

[Anonymous No.13786765]

>>13786735
girl on the left has the "if only you knew how bad things really are" face going on

[Anonymous No.13786779]

>>13785197

this timeline was cancelled.

[Anonymous No.13786799]

>>13786735
I like skinny girls but come on they need some more fat on them

[Anonymous No.13786821]

>>13786779
Thank god.

[Anonymous No.13786831]

>>13786779
Ror! Good.

[Anonymous No.13786849]

At the height of my cash flow I had 23,124 sitting in the bank. Which ain't bad. However this was when I was 35/36. Realistically at my age I should've had least 30k or more. If I hadn't been a dumb ass in my 20's buying "trinkets" I would've had that amount. But least I wasn't sitting on a big debt pile so there's that at least.

With AMRN I'll make up for that lost income. Combined with aggressive saving and tax refunds till I retire I'll have built up a nice nest egg. Then I'll still have my T Divvys, my pension and my 401k income.

[BenevolentStockCharts !MOyXBox3KI No.13786859]

Trading ETFs instead of individual stocks is KINO.

I'm never going back.

[Anonymous No.13786877]

>>13786849
You say this much. You trying to convince us, or you?

[Anonymous No.13786894]

>>13786381
>Your twitter account is NOT the main driving force behind Tesla

Bullshit.

[Anonymous No.13786904]

>>13786765
last one


good job L Brands!
Everyone thought you were dumpster trash but maybe you turned it around.
for a quarter at least

In the long run I don't know how much I see millenials and zoomers spending money on lingerie
then again I have no idea what women buy so who knows

[Anonymous No.13786918]

>>13786904
Everything, anon. Women buy literally everything.

[Anonymous No.13786940]

>>13785624
Telsa's decline makes me feel sad. I loved the vision that company represents.

[Dobber !!qEeBALi+hGB No.13786944]

>>13786582
As far as dividends go? I think ODP and EVC have good dividends (whether they're actually sustainable or even viable companies I can't say). Their options markets are somewhat illiquid though, so you would be hardpressed to sell calls or puts on them for extra income. I'm guessing since you work at mcdonalds, a single stock that's worth a hundred or so (like MCD lol) seems ridiculous, but I would be willing to bet MCD has a much more stable dividend and future outlook than either of the aforementioned and you should make efforts to pursue stocks with good value rather than looking at the price tag alone.

2k a month in dividends/income, is actually, what I'm trying to attempt similarly right now by selling AMD calls every week. I currently rake in about $350 average every week on an account size of $15k-16k (that size includes 1:1 margin). I'm literally just a hundred off from replacing my job completely with that, although I won't quit until I hit 6 figures and can diversify properly. I ultimately plan on diversifying with the following:

>1000 shares AMD
>100 AAPL
>100 MCD
>100 O
>100 STAG
>100 MSFT
>100 KO

That alone is gonna cost me about $85,000 rough to have. Obviously I'll have other stocks too but I really want that as my core portfolio for the dividends and the options on them. I'll be making way more than $2k a month with that kind of port.

I will say though, dividends or selling options, the hard part is just sticking to it. Day after day. It gets easier though, as time goes on. But knowing that it gets easier and not changing a thing about it is the hard part. Trust me man, I make 4% a week right now. My coworkers practically yell in my face "IMPOSSIBLE! 4% A WEEK? YOU'RE GOING TO GO BROKE!" Keep contributing your paychecks, however much you can. You won't be rich overnight. But one day you'll wake up and say, "Holy fuck I am rich."

[Anonymous No.13786970]

>>13786877
Not really trying to convince anyone. Just stating a fact. That's what I'm gonna do. You develop a plan that works then you stick with it. The best part is that its pretty easy to do it thanks to auto bank transfers now.

[Anonymous No.13786997]

>>13786940
It's ok. Ror! Amazon will take over from here. Now I sleep. Night anons! Tomorrow will be a better trading day. You guys are great. Stay /biz/zy

[Anonymous No.13787024]

>>13786918
they stopped buying Victorias Secret for a couple quarters though. L Brands was losing sales real fast

Also I wish girls would buy maid costumes. damn. If I ever got a cute anime gf I would make her wear a maid costume at least sometimes

>>13786940
this just means they get the redemption arc

[Anonymous No.13787041]

>>13786607
Did she get her beta orbiter viewers to donate to drain her tits and get new balloons yet?

[Anonymous No.13787065]

What I did wasn't very complicated. I noted that ODP was trading about $2.02 and that it looked like a $2 call would sell for significantly more than $0.02 (I sold for premium of $0.10). So I sold $2 call on the shares expiring 6/21 meaning that I would sell my shares to the contract-holder for $2 per share if they choose to exercise the options before the expiration. That means that, assuming ODP stays above $2.00, I should have $0.08 profit per share end of day 6/21, even if the price is lower that $2.10 or even if it goes down. If ODP goes below the $2 strike price, I still keep the $0.10 premium. So what I did more or less is trade higher potential profits if the share price increases by more than $0.08 for a more likely $0.08 or $0.10 profit regardless of what the price does in the near term. This is only a 4 or 5% profit, but that's significantly more than the quarterly dividend yield, which is the reason the poster I was replying to above said he was purchasing ODP.

For what my opinion is worth (not much), I am hoping to make money on ODP on the premise that it's share price will increase to the mid-$2s if not over $3 again maybe in the next year. If that doesn't end up happening, writing options is a way to collect some money in the meantime (though it's hard to get buyers for the $2.50 calls right now), plus the dividend.

>>13786488
The point is to try to get some safer gains rather than playing roulette. Besides, LCI is my biggest position in Robinhood. I should be fine once it hits $100 as I've been assured it will.

[Anonymous No.13787194]

SQQQ
O
X
S

[Anonymous No.13787216]

I feel retarded, I sold my TSLA puts when the stock went up slightly.

[Anonymous No.13787240]

>>13786944
u get paid 450/week at a job in America?
is that legal? that better be part time

>>13787065
>Besides, LCI is my biggest position in Robinhood. I should be fine once it hits $100 as I've been assured it will
can u also post ur LCI position in RH so that I can screenshot it together with the post for posterity?
thanx

[Anonymous No.13787241]

>>13786271
Red herring. It was obvious. I'm calling it out. It'll probably dip a bit more, maybe bottom out around 150-160, and go back up from there. I'm in for a decent amount, but what he's trying to tell people isn't what you might think. There's a reason he's got a Pornhub account and indulges so heavily in memes. Anyone paying attention can read his actual message, compared to the one being presented.

[Anonymous No.13787244]

>>13786944
Thanks man, you really made me feel a lot better. I've been feeling so down lately and after I got into it at work with some customer he just said something that totally annihilated my self esteem and it made me download robin hood and just say fuck it. I don't hate anyone, I don't have malice...but in that moment I wanted to gut that fucking animal. I took a deep breath and basically had a conversation with myself "why am I getting mad? what's the point? he's right...either I find another way and escape this hell or I deserve this abuse"

[Anonymous No.13787283]

Tesla crash marks the end of Bull market

[Anonymous No.13787288]

>>13787216
I bought TSLA puts at the open on monday and the vol crush means I am barely above even right now.

[Anonymous No.13787354]

>>13787244
There was a time in this country, only a couple generations ago, where the lowest, menial jobs weren't treated with disdain. Everyone was part of a community, together, so even if someone in your town was a janitor or dishwasher or whatever, you still both knew each other and people wouldn't be as rough as they can be now, because there is a disconnect. If you work at McDonalds, every customer you see day after day is a new person that you're seeing for the first and last time (IE, not a person at all)

Interacting with people in that kind of setting isn't easy (for either side), people aren't made for those kinds of interactions. you just have to do the best you can.

Now to be honest making enough to live off of dividends is going to be tough from that kind of job. It won't happen anytime soon. But you can make progress

[Anonymous No.13787430]

>>13784218
meme stocks die as fast as they grow sometimes faster given the right circumstance

[Anonymous No.13787701]

Why are futures so red, Bros?

[Anonymous No.13787725]

>>13787701
Because I went all in

[Anonymous No.13787754]

>>13787701
Out of curiosity, have you read the wall street journal today? or watched CNBC? Or checked the AP news wire? To put not too fine a point of it, the trade war with china is making investors nervous. They're not very likely to try and risk exposure.

[Anonymous No.13787884]

>>13787754
I’m thinking the trade war drags on and on.

Can’t believe I just put as much money in as I did. So hard to realize losses when I know they should go up if I’m “patient.” But at the same time I think the market’s in for pain when this drags on.

Next time MnChan gives me an exit bounce, maybe I should take it.

[Anonymous No.13788045]

>>13787884
Well, look at the back page of the may 22nd wall street journal if you can. In the case of tesla, the first quarter results were dismal. Further, even softening by raising a net 2.4 billion did not offset the fact that tesla has a medium term need for external funding. These facts alone should indicate that the stock isn't really worth much. Meanwhile, just below the article you get some examples of how the trade war is affecting american companies. Especially google android. Meanwhile demographic shifts in China means that the debt being leveraged isn't going to help much since declining savings rates stand to weaken its economic growth as a whole.
When it comes to actual product, china handling the bulk of manufacturing means that any tensions over trade will instantly reverberate through the market and cause losses as people decide to leave volatile stocks for safer long term bets.

[Anonymous No.13788063]

>>13786944
Is it feasible to learn this and use it to round out my income?

[Anonymous No.13788097]

>>13787701
God damn trump. Does he secretly have a shot position on the US?

[Anonymous No.13788139]

>>13788097
Chances are someone showed him the same data the Wall Street Journal eventually ran. He realized he can leverage Chinas demographic shifts and the piss poor agricultural sector to the U.S's advantage and redraw the economic war lines a bit.
It's a risky move, but it might pay off.

[Anonymous No.13788167]

>>13787240
>can u also post ur LCI position in RH so that I can screenshot it together with the post for posterity?
>thanx

Here you are, kind sir. Note that Robinhood lists the price as $7.50 because I got assigned on $7.50 puts, but including the premiums, the actual cost basis is $6.66 per share.

[Anonymous No.13788218]

YO I HERD YOU GUYS LIKE CHINK IPOS

[Anonymous No.13788227]

>>13788139
Modern China barely care about the "Three Rural Problem" in year 2019.

[Anonymous No.13788244]

>>13788218
But that’s the opposite of what I like...
Where’d you hear that from?

[Dobber !!qEeBALi+hGB No.13788255]

>>13788063
It's not only feasible, it's doable. Basically, all I do is specialize in writing covered calls (I do credit spreads too but I'll let you investopedia that shit).

Just remind yourself that a call option gives you the right to buy a stock at a certain price for paying a premium. I'm taking the opposite of that trade - I'm willing to sell my shares at a certain price, and I get paid to do it. If the strike isn't met, I keep the shares and sell another call. Since options inherently control 100 shares, you obviously have to have 100 shares per each call you sell. I like to call it a, "Dividend every week."

[Anonymous No.13788277]

>>13788244
my dad is the president of the stock market, he told me

[Anonymous No.13788294]

>>13788227
They'd better start caring. The amount of squandering that china is undergoing and the failure for baby surges to materialize means that it will have to double its imports of capital from the rest of the world. Otherwise the aging populace, the lack of resources being dedicated to ag business, and the excessive spending will result in a fatal collapse of their system. Which would, I suspect, bring down the rest of the world due to China being the worlds manufacturing center.

[Anonymous No.13788308]

how based is this trade war? Its just allowing us even more time to accumulate assets at cheap prices, lmao

i just get to keep buying VTSAX under $70 constantly, feels good man

[Anonymous No.13788320]

>>13788227
they should care. if american grow a brain they can live without chinese land fill junk, but chinese people need food that isnt made of industrial cleaning chemicals, baby formula made with poison, and fake vaccines

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5oQbCOz9nlU&

[Anonymous No.13788330]

>>13788308
Sounds stupid mate. Wait 4 months and you will be able to accumulate VTSAX at $35. China and EU economies are still -20% from Jan 2018. America economy slowing down and will crumble under weight of tariffs and world economy slowdown. There will never be a trade deal, bernie will win in 2020, and America will switch to democratic socialist country. SPY will take 20 years to recover. I am 100% cash gang.

[Anonymous No.13788344]

>>13788330
i will buy even more at $35, sounds good

if i can get my average price under $40 i might as well just stop buying, i will be so rich in a decade it will be silly to accumulate even more

[Anonymous No.13788365]

>>13788344
>duurrhh stockie market will always goooo uppp it has too

k.

[Anonymous No.13788369]

I have 10 shares in VOO and 40 in SLY. Are these redpilled ETFs or no

[Anonymous No.13788400]

>>13788255
Thanks for opening my eyes. I've skimmed the surface before but never really took the time to understand it. I don't want a get rich quick scheme, just a better understanding of possibilities.

[Anonymous No.13788469]

>>13786944
uh yeah 2.3% a week is not sustainable, at that rate you would be a multi millionare from 10k in a few years

[Anonymous No.13788495]

>>13786582
There's nothing magical about dividends that will make you get rich quick. Companies can also reduce or even halt dividend payments. Stocks paying a higher dividend also won't necessarily produce a higher profit long-term than those with a lower dividend or even no dividnd. Your portfolio would probably need to be worth hundreds of thousands of dollars in order to make $24,000. A year in dividend payments. Don't quit your day job.

You are probably best advised to put the majority of your investment money in an index fund tracking the S&P 500 or a "total market" fund rather than buying individual stocks. Also, while I was talking about ODP earlier, that is mostly for potential growth in share price. The dividend is just a nice bonus perk. Also, that is just my Robinhood account. The majority of my investments are in SWPPX (Schwab S&P 500 Index Fund).
https://www.schwab.wallst.com/schwab/Prospect/research/mutualfunds/summary.asp?symbol=SWPPX

[Dobber !!qEeBALi+hGB No.13788496]

>>13788469
Read 'em and weep, faggot.

[Anonymous No.13788562]

>>13788496
so you got lucky that the market didn't move at all in the last month
if it was this easy, everyone would be doing it

[Anonymous No.13788614]

>>13788365
correct, yes

i love failures like you though desu, all your money flows to me basically immediately

[Anonymous No.13788861]

>>13788614
Unironically this. You can basically make easy money off of this board just by buying into whatever fad coin they're ranting and raving about, waiting until it moons, then selling everything in order to basically take their money from them.

[Anonymous No.13788865]

>>13788369

VTI
ITOT

Pad out VOO with VOOG and VOOV

[Anonymous No.13788886]

>>13788365

Imagine being this stupid.

[Anonymous No.13788890]

>>13788365
if the economy doesnt keep going up (overall) then your wad of cash's purchasing power is going down anyway, bud

[Anonymous No.13788900]

>>13788865
BBUS?

[Anonymous No.13788932]

>>13788308
>buy high with trade war ongoing


Wew lad

[Anonymous No.13788939]

>>13788320
>chinese people need food that isnt made of industrial cleaning chemicals, baby formula made with poison, and fake vaccines
Chinese people want it. They don't need it. Chinese government can cut off these quality foreign supply from its local production and the society will not dare to voice opposition, despite it might cause higher fatality rate or lower life expectancy or higher medical cost.
>>13788294
Maybe further centralize, automatize and industrialize the food production industry is the way to go?

[Anonymous No.13788990]

>>13788939
China has just about tapped out the limits of automation. It's not a matter of industrialization of the argicultural sector either. it comes down to the lack of acreage to sustain the populace, plus a long term bad land management program from their government. Without fixing the root problems, the country will likely begin going pear shaped by 2030 dragging the rest of the world down with it. Especially as the lack of funds leads to an out of control fiscal crisis which could result in wide ranging unrest and potentially even civil war.
I hate to be the political anon but this is kind of what happens when your country squanders resources and implements too many socialist programs. In the end, the populace suffers, and your country goes toes up.

[Anonymous No.13789083]

>>13786654
>even F is way to expensive for me,
Bro you should only put max 25% of your savings into the stock market or crypto. If you can't do that you'll be sweating bullets each time the market goes down. Get a job and start saving money.

[Anonymous No.13789240]

>>13789083
But I was told Matic very good coin yes.

[Anonymous No.13789256]

>>13787283
I feel a little sad about this.

[Anonymous No.13789264]

For the Hikvision company that Trump proposed to ban, other than surveillance equipment they provided to Xinjiang as stated by American government, many of their other business are also iffy at best. Like automatically identify jaywalkers on the street and associate their identity and send them to police, or make a facial recognition system that can be installed at classroom to monitor how attentive those students are during the class

[Anonymous No.13789269]

>>13789083
So, what you’re saying is, fire sale tomorrow and liquidate all my bags?

[Anonymous No.13789349]

>>13789264
Fuck all that shit. Burn China to the ground and anyone that thinks they have good ideas.

[Anonymous No.13789382]

>>13788990
>I hate to be the political anon but this is kind of what happens when your country squanders resources and implements too many socialist programs
For now there are barely anything that can be said as socialist welfare in the Socialist China. Even the "Free China"TM have more socialist program than the Red one.
>it comes down to the lack of acreage to sustain the populace, plus a long term bad land management program from their government.
China have a hard limit of 1.2 Million square kilometer farmland for its own food safety guarantee. Even when city want to expand their footprint, they need to help expand arable area in more remote part of China in order to get their development and zoning approved.

[Anonymous No.13789439]

>Democratic presidential candidate Bernie Sanders introduced legislation that would impose a tax on trades of all stocks, bonds and derivatives in the U.S., a move he says would help curb Wall Street speculation and help finance his campaign promise to provide tuition-free college and cut student debt.

>Sanders has been promoting a financial transactions tax since his run for the Democratic nomination in 2016. The plan he offered Wednesday would apply a 0.5% tax rate for stock trades, a 0.1% rate for bond trades, and 0.005% for derivatives transactions.

[Anonymous No.13789486]

>>13789439
Compare with other countries: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Financial_transaction_tax#Implemented_financial_transaction_taxes

[Anonymous No.13789561]

https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2019-05-22/bannon-says-destroying-huawei-more-important-striking-trade-deal
>Bannon Says Destroying Huawei More Important Than Striking Trade Deal
Is he still relevant?

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.13789604]

>>13789561
nope zero hedge says fud all day.... learn the hard way like i did idiot, just buy oil and ignore shit. Trump wins again in 2020 and then you can look at moving out of oil.

[Anonymous No.13789640]

>>13789604
The important things is the message itself, that was also reported on other media, not the write the report is written

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.13789653]

>>13789561
He was on stage at c-pac with fucking reince priebus... reince said trump will never get the republican nomination, then the cuck folded and became his chief of staff for a minute only too be fired and humiliated in the process... Trump uses people, he understands human nature better than anybody which is why he's so fucking good at what he's been doing for the past few years. This man is literally the best president we have ever had.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.13789691]

>>13789640
Bannon is literally a nothing burger at this point... His only pull is creating headlines and feeding them to the media... dude hasn't had any personal access too the white house in like 18 months.

[Anonymous No.13789751]

>>13789691
Bannon is a naval intelligence asset and does all sorts of spooky shit with the European new right and maybe even Dugin/Eurasianists

[Anonymous No.13789804]

Steve Bannon is relevant in that he should remind you that you don’t want to age like shit.
Every time you consider skipping the gym and drinking beer, picture Steve Bannon’s Face.

>>13789751
ILU sunny. How Much of what you post do you actually believe, and how much of it is just good fun in the spirit of /x/?

[Anonymous No.13789822]

>>13789804
I believe 50-70% of 100% of the things I say. I never lie (it's bad to do that if you're an occultist), I just understand the value of Glamour tm and Hyperstitional theory-fiction

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.13789828]

>>13789804
fine i'll fucking go to the gym tomorrow faggots. i'll make sure to post a picture of my six pack abs that shows off my big 5 inch cock in september faggots.

[Dobber !!qEeBALi+hGB No.13789838]

>>13789751
>>13789804
It doesn't matter what Sunny believes in.

The only thing that matters is, if we sent Sunny in an arena against Biblebro, who would walk out alive?

[Anonymous No.13789870]

which broker do you nerds use for your long term holds? im kind of a poorfag and have been using robinhood for my fucking around stuff but id like to have a different account for long term stuff

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.13789916]

>>13789828
>fine i'll fucking go to the gym tomorrow faggots. i'll make sure to post a picture of my six pack abs that shows off my big 5 inch cock in september faggots.
lol

[Anonymous No.13789942]

>>13789838
Biblebro is my fren, I'd never hurt him. He also outweighs me by like 50 pounds if I remember correctly, though I've been working out and drinking a lot of dairy trying to bulk. I don't think he'd like some of the things I do in my spare time tho

[Anonymous No.13789945]

>>13789916
only oldfags get this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_L4Rixya64

[Anonymous No.13789980]

>>13789942
>faggots using my name on their faggot ass larp rituals

[Anonymous No.13790006]

>>13789828
No you won't.
>>13789942
Are those mummified cats?
Where'd you even find them?
Girl I knew once told me she had a ton of cats growing up, once found one under her bed that had completely rotted away by the time she even noticed.
>>13789980
t. Hoor

[Anonymous No.13790018]

>>13789980
Your parents named you Babalon? Or AIWASS?
>>13789870
TD is pretty great, high fees though

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.13790031]

>>13789980
>implying you're actually biblebro

stop the fucking larp and listen too this... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HaA3YZ6QdJU

check your self before you wreck your self, and mellow out before i have to send somebody too take you out.

[Dobber !!qEeBALi+hGB No.13790035]

>>13790006
>once found one under her bed that had completely rotted away by the time she even noticed
Probably the most disturbing thing I've read on /biz/ and I've seen grown men with wives and kids melt away their life's savings on the 'mex.

[Anonymous No.13790046]

>>13790006
Yes they're my kitties. My house is a victorian that was built in the 1800s, I found them in the walls when I was doing some electrical work. It used to be an uncommon but relatively normal practice to place a mummified cat in the walls of a new house as a charm of protection, look it up it's true

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.13790054]

>>13790006
fine screen cap it!

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.13790116]

>>13790018
TD is canadian.... fuck them, fuck them, fuck them. i will say it again... fuck them.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.13790127]

>>13789870
use like bank of america, wells fargo, or something non-canadian.

[Anonymous No.13790167]

I still haven't decided if she was exaggerating or what. I don't know why she would, but we were young, and she was messed up, so it could go either way.

[Anonymous No.13790244]

Fuck, Bros I'm wrecked. Alled-in spxl EOD.

[Anonymous No.13790341]

this coming correction will wipe out 50% of the market. it has begun.

[Anonymous No.13790360]

>>13790341
Support is very strong @ 2300 and 2100, and even stronger @ 1800.

[Anonymous No.13790413]

>>13790360
the fed admitted today that the economy is so weak that they won't be able to touch rates for over 2 years

if you really think cloud companies should be trading at their expected earnings in 30 YEARS you are delusional as the coinfags

[Anonymous No.13790468]

>>13790413
I don't disagree in principle, only timing and degree.

[Anonymous No.13790672]

>>13790244
I'm not gonna make it, am I?

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.13790731]

Individual stocks dropping left and right. Soon it will be something I'm holding.

[Anonymous No.13790743]

>>13790731
>3M EX-date is tomorrow
Oh god.. oh no...
it's going to drop even lower...

[Anonymous No.13790745]

>>13790731
Then why continue holding them now?

[Anonymous No.13790884]

>>13790731
>knows stocks will go down
>doesn't sell the stock
?????

[Anonymous No.13790888]

>>13790672
The market still has 6 hours. I'm not qorried.

[Anonymous No.13790932]

>>13783635
>College dropout, millionaire prop trader
How does this 23 year old do it folks?

[Anonymous No.13790952]

>>13790731
Believe your thesis. Iron hands. You got this, fren.

[Anonymous No.13790999]

>>13783842
I've basically only made money on options. I bought a Ford call at $10 for 25 dollars set to expire in September and just sold it a few months ago for 90 bucks. Feelsgoodman.

[Anonymous No.13791033]

>>13790999
Only one?

[Anonymous No.13791048]

S&P 500 Futures 2,837.88 -19.62 -0.69%

[Anonymous No.13791051]

>>13790341
>>13790360
>>13790413

I don't disagree that we're going to have a big move, whether it is a big move up or down depends on current events.

If Trump or China caves and a deal is stuck, we're having a melt up.

If Trump sticks to his guns and the Chinese don't cave, and eventually retaliate, the markets are going to crash.

December lows would be my aim, by that time Trump and the Fed will be working 24/7 trying to reflate the bubble.

[Anonymous No.13791069]

>>13791033
Ye cuz I am somewhat poor fag but more so cautious fag. I baought 4 F puts @$15 dollars late 2022 now though for 12 dollars each

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.13791073]

These tornado's are going too fuck everything up.... I'm going to profit on open, but I have to go to the gym too. Can't wait to post my dick for the newfags in september. Buys will be US oil I told you all about it at close... What ever I need like to get so buff I can eventually use my big 5 incher to do 3 sets of 12 cock push ups,

[Anonymous No.13791077]

>>13791051
The problem is not whether China will cave to Trump. It is whether Trump will cave to China.

[Anonymous No.13791080]

>>13791051
reaching a deal with china won't fix the fact that china is about to collapse. also i find it funny how everyone is celebrating this especially when china collapses = world collapses in trade

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.13791084]

>>13790743
Still haven't bought :^)

[Anonymous No.13791090]

>>13791069
Need volume to make dosh friendo.

Scared money don't make money.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.13791095]

I heard the best part about being self assured is that you can just say fuck off bitch and that's that.

[Anonymous No.13791105]

>>13791073
Stfu you fucking autist

[Anonymous No.13791110]

>>13791080
You're acting like China is the only place in the entire world where things can be manufactured for pennies.

Theres hundreds of places in the world where things can be manufactured without the entitled elitism of chinks to go with it.

The world would be better off if China collapsed.

[Anonymous No.13791117]

>>13791080
Because the world will be better with China collapsed. We get blue collar jobs back.

[Anonymous No.13791121]

>>13791077

Trump will probably cave if we reach December lows again. He has proven again and again that his Presidency is solely concerned about the stock market and the state of Israel.

[Anonymous No.13791125]

>>13791117
>>13791110
if china collapses the world collapses with it, at least temporarily
if you want that to happen good for you

[Anonymous No.13791135]

>>13791090
Yeah this true but I have upper middle wagie job and I'd rather just stack and put most into acorns and test the waters with actual trading between stocks and crypto and shit. See if I can start with a little and progressively make more from that until my volume IS high. Also https://youtu(dot)be/Z6yRwc2ZayI

[Anonymous No.13791150]

>>13791117

If all the goods that Americans consume now were made in the USA, there would either be massive price inflation and margins for the multinationals would be eaten into.

Not a bad idea IMO.

[Anonymous No.13791153]

>>13791117
>>13791110
China is the only place that has a market that large. Also, a middle class explanding that rapidly (maybe India idk)

Also they love to buy US debt. Interconnections mean this, basically:
>>13791125

US was OK when the Soviet Union collapsed because we did no trade with them. This is VERY different.

[Anonymous No.13791159]

>>13791121
Meh I'd say he's proven more to just be unpredictable. Although you are simultaneously right in your observation it's not a safe bet

[Anonymous No.13791172]

>>13791125
Melodramatic. There's literally dozens of countries clamouring for foreign investment. Vietnam is booming right now.

This recent trade spat is going to accelerate manufacturing diversification. If China collapses there may be a slump but it isn't going to be enormous. Nothing depends on China's economy, only their willingness to perform slave labour.

[Anonymous No.13791208]

>>13791159

Well you wouldn't have the potential to make money if it was a safe bet.

We've had resistance @ 2800 for the S&P 500 for the last 18 months now. If it was going to break through, I'm wagering it would have broken through when there was more liquidity in the system.

All it takes is one bad headline and we're down to 2300 or 2600.

[Anonymous No.13791220]

>>13791117
> We get blue collar jobs back.
Never. They would just move to elsewhere

[Anonymous No.13791239]

>>13791208
Yeah I agree on that. I'm talking about Trump saying fuck China and being like shit even if the market does crash hard it will still probably stay nicely pos for the span of his whole presidency

[Anonymous No.13791290]

>>13791239

Could you rephrase the last part of your sentence?

[Anonymous No.13791319]

Oh GOD I’m becoming a degenerate crypto kiddie! Save me from myself, Buffetsama!!

>transfer money to RH to buy the crypto dip (hopefully?)
>explosion of confetti!
This shit should be illegal.

[Anonymous No.13791354]

>Deutsche Bank down to 6.45 EUR

I mean....Isn't this a buy soon?

[Anonymous No.13791403]

>>13791354
This your battle station ?

[Anonymous No.13791419]

>SQQQ was up yesturday
>VIIX was down
wtf, its supposed to go the other way

>>13789838
>>13789942
it would be alright, i began working out again last feburary, i can already squat and bench press +300lbs again

besides if i remember right you dont have diet like someone from the midwest (4 gallons of whole milk a week, sometimes another gallon of whole chocolate too)

worst case scenario, if i can have shrooms (or something to snort), and maybe some heavy metal music before/durring the fight, it would be fun and thrilling

until the fight ended....

>>13789980
are you the guy who has started posting with a bible app notification aswell?

with somehow even less money than i have

>>13790031
>based baggy sees through all ruses

[Anonymous No.13791427]

>>13789838

Help me. I dont want to be broke forever. What do I do.

[Anonymous No.13791437]

How many shares of GALT does everyone have?

[Mr. Goldstein !NiOVxJewL2 No.13791439]

>>13791354
DB for 6 is pretty much "run away we fun goofed"

[Anonymous No.13791468]

>>13783635

[Anonymous No.13791484]

>>13791437
None, remind me to take another look when it gets back to $4

[Anonymous No.13791489]

>>13791354
I'm pretty sure DB is dusted for good my man, they're outrageously cheap but that's because they're clearly fucked, probably permanently. That's fuggin spooky too, they represent a huge chunk of the EU's economy and provide loans and shit to tons of others. Them basically being run by criminals always lingers in my mind when I think of what might spark a real recession, not this wishy washy shit we've seen so far.
>>13791419
I just cracked 200lb bench lol, I've been a lanklet all my life and would have a very hard time I think

[Mr. Goldstein !NiOVxJewL2 No.13791563]

>>13791153
>US was OK when the Soviet Union collapsed because we did no trade with them. This is VERY different.
According to American economists collapse of Union and following default almost crashed global economy. System is more robust now sure but you are correct, China is different case too, we should not forget this house of cards is not a Jenga game

[Anonymous No.13791566]

>>13791427
DO NOT follow what shills tell you is a sure thing.

The only thing I've found "sure" success in is buying the dips in healthcare. We're not getting a single payer system. Only start worrying if you hear Pelosi change her tune on this.

Otherwise, seriously just sit on your hands until you get some REAL opportunities. You're in store for some real good ones, it looks like trump is fine dragging this out.

[Anonymous No.13791596]

>>13791566

What should I be looking for? Any specific stocks?

[Anonymous No.13791630]

>>13791596
>Gets told not to listen to shills

>Asks to be shilled to

Confirmed never going to make it.

[Mr. Goldstein !NiOVxJewL2 No.13791648]

It is also a reason why few years ago system was stealing people savings to bail Greece because we're so connected and fall of one can cause fall of many so it's better to make unfair bailouts to keep ship afloat. Thinking any major country (meaning everything from USA to South Korea, even Russia with few % of world share is significant player in energy markets ) can just collapse and we be fine is Def not the case.

[Anonymous No.13791653]

>>13791080
> China is about to collapse
... says the increasingly nervous Western Economist for how manyth time now?

[Anonymous No.13791657]

>>13791566
i would say the chance of socialized health care is pretty high in the next 10 years
if we don't get it america is honestly one of the shittiest countries in the world

[Anonymous No.13791665]

>>13791427
>ETH... 3.65
found your problem brah, thats a good chunk of your portfolio
either get iron hands or dont complain, 10% "dip is nothing, especially with crypto (currency trading in general actually)

also, you need to diversify, holding only 2 stocks is a terrible investing strategy, might aswell get a bunch of lotto tickets when those stocks are penny stock memes

>>13791437
1
and one share of ^GALT (maybe? RH says temporarily unavailable )

>>13791439
DB at any price is "run away we run yoofed" tier

>>13791489
>I'm pretty sure DB is dusted for good my man, they're outrageously cheap but that's because they're clearly fucked, probably permanently. That's fuggin spooky too, they represent a huge chunk of the EU's economy and provide loans and shit to tons of others. Them basically being run by criminals always lingers in my mind when I think of what might spark a real recession, not this wishy washy shit we've seen so far.

the sooner they go under the better, its been a long time coming, and if thats true, then perhaps that helps explain how euro bonds have had negative returns for over a decade now (or was it two?)

>>13791489
>I've been a lanklet all my life and would have a very hard time I think
i did football (Dline) and threw discus on track team a couple years in highschool, then most exercise for past few years has been biking (20+miles a ride), climbing shit, disc golf, and kayaking

and giant bong rips (i need to stop smoking cigs soon so i can cardio this summer)

I once did 350lb bench, and one 500lb boxsquat on same day in weightlifting class senior year just to say i could
wrecked my back though, never squat more than you can handle, shit sucks

>>13791563
globalism alone makes it everyones problem, regardless of how much one country trades with china

simple network analysis brahs, doesnt anyone here do math?

>>13791596
you are missing the point, even if he tells you a specific stock, you should not buy it because he tells you to

[Anonymous No.13791667]

>>13791657
it'll happen since the current state is intentionally wrecked to be a dysfunctional mess just to force the public under heavy pressure to vote for the 1payer salvation

[Anonymous No.13791703]

>>13791665
.

[Anonymous No.13791723]

>>13791653
It's not like people expect to wake up one morning and see that China has descended into Mad Max style chaos, but they've definitely betrayed weakness during this trade debacle. If a nation as obsessed with saving face as China is showing cracks publicly, something is wrong. In the extreme long term (next 500 years) I expect them to become the most dominant economic force on the planet, but they're on the back foot this year and denying that they have problems is dangerously myopic.
>>13791665
>one 500lb boxsquat on same day in weightlifting class
gat damn, I have a buddy who's absolutely shredded and he can't approach that

[Anonymous No.13791750]

>>13791723
>they've definitely betrayed weakness during this trade debacle
Well, yeah no denying that. But this is not unique feature of Chinese economy. The US stock market sharted so hard in Q4 2018 that it caused Fed to flinch about rates.

We are all on thin ice here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHmV9HkJCBQ

[Anonymous No.13791766]

>>13791596
Personally I'm in Merck and UNH. I keep hearing more and more about UNH, and I wish I would've bought more, it's run up 12% since I bought.

Pharma's are a little more risky, as Trump has declared that he wants to crack down drug pricing. I still think Merck is a good one to bet on, as their cancer drug Keytruda has been doing very well.

So, I'm in those two and want more, but even though UNH is still about where it was Dec 31st, they feel too expensive. I'm going to hope Bernie uses his magic to make them cheaper again.

ANTM is probably as good as UNH, give or take.
PFE is probably as good as Merck, more or less.

Still, I'm basically a retarded, so I'm not sure if I should be giving advice. You should know that there are people in /smg/ who like giving bad advice though. I mean, that's true for all of 4channel and much of the internet.

[Anonymous No.13791784]

>>13791766
UNH and ANTM have nearly a 50% downside of a democrat gets elected

[Anonymous No.13791889]

>>13791784
Biden is against single payer
Pelosi is against single payer
All the lobbyists and medical/pharma industry are against single payer (and any healthcare reform that would harm them of course)
Baby Boomers, the largest voting block that no one wants to piss off, are terrified of anything that wants to mess with their healthcare as they enter their golden years.

Obama was elected, had a majority (in the house and or/senate, can’t remember but you only need 2/3?) and wanted single payer, but couldn’t pull it off.

You’re right that there’s a risk, and maybe I should have explained that to him more thoroughly, but I think it’s a reasonable bet, and that you could get some more good entry points as the election cycle heats up. Definitely going to want to pay attention to the major themes in politics/the primary debates.

But the Dems haven’t really put forward a viable candidate other than Biden, who wants to keep Obamacare, and probably won’t win.

It seems like an easy win for Trump, as long as we don’t get a major economic downturn and enter into a real recession before November 2020. And if we DO get a real recession, well I think there are definitely worse places to have your money than healthcare.

[Anonymous No.13791905]

>>13791723
>>gat damn, I have a buddy who's absolutely shredded and he can't approach that
as soon as my ass touched the stool (box, whatever) my spine felt like it shattered, no idea how i got it back up (i probably had help, but theres only so much help you can give at that point
i could hardly stand/walk for like a week afterwords

>>13791750
short term pain is for long term benefit, if everyone plays along fair (and political dick waving doesnt get in the way)
chine needs some opening up, they promised they would when they joined WTO in 2001, and people gave them the benefit of the doubt at first

but its been almost 20 years, somethings gotta give

and besides, if they continue with artificial growth too much, then the crash that could build up would be terrible for the world (entire eastern hemisphere at least, maybe just bad or awful in north/south america, idk)

china was going to have a real test of their system in crisis eventually, its honestly better for them (and for everyone else, to a lesser extent) if they get it over with sooner rather than later

their (modern) communist party has yet to face a true economic crisis, of any magnitude. how they handle one when it eventually comes about will determine if they can continue, or if they need to make changes for long term stability (which again, the sooner those changes are made, the better they will be, long term)

Trump appears to be a good enough catalyst to kickstart this, at the very least helping to make sure a world in recession doesnt get a sudden surprise when china suddenly collapses (causing a ripple effect, which could devastate the entire world if it happened at a bad time)

[Anonymous No.13791980]

>>13791905
>their (modern) communist party has yet to face a true economic crisis, of any magnitude. how they handle one when it eventually comes about will determine if they can continue, or if they need to make changes for long term stability (which again, the sooner those changes are made, the better they will be, long term)

They might have not had a 'real' depression after Deng reforms but Xi was old enough to experience the Great Leap Forward and just when it was easing, Cultural Revolution. Chinese kept eating babies and just about when it was about to stop, they thought 'better' of it and continued eating babies under Mao.

That was quite a bit more severe than American 'Great' Depression. Current dictator was certainly old enough to experience and remember both, being born in 1953.

[Anonymous No.13791994]

I'm running on the platform of "Gas All Boomers".

Vote for me and we will save the country 5 trillion dollars a year that we can reinvest in railguns, asteroid mining, and catgirls.

[Anonymous No.13791996]

>>13791994

[Anonymous No.13792001]

>>13791996
I have something WAY better than sex. I have AMERICA and FREEDOM.

[Anonymous No.13792028]

>ITS ALL TUMBLING DOWN

[Anonymous No.13792128]

> Foreign Secretary Jeremy Hunt says he expects Theresa May will still be Prime Minister when U.S. president Donald Trump comes to the UK on 3 June

the absolute state of British politics..

[Anonymous No.13792197]

>>13792028
This is all a dream. I'm going to wake up soon.

[Anonymous No.13792267]

>>13792028
>>13792197

Not looking good for bulls but there is plenty of time for Trump or China to cave in.

If you think this is bad, wait until we reach December lows. I'll going to be stroking my cock to megagainz.

[Anonymous No.13792317]

>TSLA below $190 pre-market
NOOO ELON YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE TONY STARK
ELON DO SOMETHING!

[Anonymous No.13792360]

>>13792317

Tesla is the Delorean of the 2010s.

Good car, too much debt. I wonder if Elon will get done for moving drugs too.

[Mr. Goldstein !NiOVxJewL2 No.13792388]

>>13792360
>Good car
Yeah totally. Insurers want twice amount of normal cars because it's too good and muh big oil. Definitely not because it's breaking every day and exploding at rate of 2 cars a week.

[Anonymous No.13792499]

>>13792388

Eh, I don't know what the warranty is like but the performance I've seen out of the Tesla Model 3 vs a BMW M3 shows that the Tesla shits all over it.

Maybe they need to figure out a way to make their battery packs modular.

>drive Tesla across country
>battery pack is low
>pull into Tesla service station
>trade your low battery pack for another one of similar mileage, but fully charged
>install into your car
>continue with your journey

It's certainly an interesting concept and I doubt electric cars will die with Tesla. If Tesla goes to $10 I think one of the major tech companies or auto manufacturers will buy it.

[Mr. Goldstein !NiOVxJewL2 No.13792522]

>>13792499
It's a concept and yet another undelivered promise from Elon. Reality for others.

[Anonymous No.13792537]

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[Anonymous No.13792557]

Am awake in the middle of the night and wtf is with all these intelligent posts, where are the retard posters and shit posters who populate these threads from 8 AM - 10 PM CST?

[Anonymous No.13792561]

>>13792522
maybe American infrastructure is just too shit for that.

[Anonymous No.13792611]

>>13792537

I always thought Brexit was going to come back and bite the markets in the arse during 2019. I'm actually surprised it took this long.

[Anonymous No.13792624]

New thread?

[Anonymous No.13792659]

Tesla Inc. will probably miss its 2019 delivery target range as the U.S. electric-car maker’s sales shrink in China amid a trade war between the two countries, according to Loup Ventures co-founder Gene Munster.

Munster cut his estimate for Tesla’s full-year global car sales by about 10% to 310,000 vehicles, versus the minimum 360,000-unit target the manufacturer set in March, the analyst wrote Thursday in a report. He also slashed his estimate for China’s share of the company’s deliveries by half.

“We are lowering our numbers as a precautionary measure related to two unknowns,” including China’s probable imposition of tariffs on Tesla car imports as well as other impediments such as new regulations on sales or a potential consumer boycott of U.S. goods, Munster said. Loup’s pessimism on the import fees is a “minority view,” discounting most investors’ view that Tesla will remain exempt because of its investment in a Chinese battery factory, he said.

Tesla shares have fallen 27% over the past month amid weakening delivery figures, and are indicated to open 2.9% lower in U.S. pre-market trading today. Morgan Stanley analyst Adam Jonas, who earlier this week said that Tesla stock could plunge to as low as $10 in a worst-case scenario, held a private call with investors Wednesday in which he said the company is “seen more as a distressed credit and restructuring story.”

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2019-05-23/tesla-2019-delivery-goal-is-at-risk-on-china-woes-munster-says

[Anonymous No.13792730]

bear bros assemble

[Anonymous No.13792765]

>>13792755
>>13792755
>>13792755

new thread
dubs included free

[Anonymous No.13793106]

>>13783702
How much are the dividends taxed in your country? In finland its 30%(will be 0% next year in special under 50k stock account law is put to use)