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Wageslaves taking an extended poo break report in

>> No.13758283

I'm working for $423 a month you mad?

>> No.13758287
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13758287

It's always extended poo break for the NEET

>> No.13758364
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13758364

Let's do some simple math to show the benefits of shitting on the clock

If you are in the bathroom for 30 minutes a day shitposting on /biz/, then after a week you'll have been paid to be in the stall for 150 minutes, or 2 and a half hours

A month, or 4 weeks, of doing this means that you'll be paid for 10 hours of shitposting

So in a year you'll have an entire 120 hours of pay for sitting in the stall on your phone

Take poop breaks, it's nature's gift that toilberg cannot take from you

>> No.13758413

I love my poop breaks. 30 minutes sometimes 2 or 3 times a day.

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13758736

>tfw really have to shit on lunch break but am holding it until i'm on the clock again

>> No.13758763

>>13758253
Literally cryptoshitting right now f@m.

>> No.13758856
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>>13758364
>that toilberg cannot take away from you

*blocks your path*