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Might want to get your shorts ready. I just called the US patent office and told them I invented Big Mac sauce and guess what they said... “Sure you did”. I AM OFFICIALLY THE BIG MAC SAUCE CREATOR MCDs IS OVER

>> No.13755897

Whats the secret

>> No.13755983

so do I long or short McD's

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>>13755367
This but ironically.
Anyone who thinks that you can just file paperwork and get a copyright is a coping brainlet.
100 BSV to the first person to register Bitcoin Cash or Ethereum. It should be very easy, r-r-right guys?

>> No.13756052
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13756052

The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra Big Mac sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for Big Mac sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you Money belly!".

Now the staff greets me with "hey it's Money belly" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a Mac flurry with oreos instead of m&ms, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

I even dip my fries in Big Mac sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.

>> No.13756092

>>13756052
Hmmm. Must be a nigger-free McD's. Quite the rarity.