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I don't even doubt 1k anymore.
What do you think is the top?

>> No.13749349

>>13749340
23k

>> No.13749370

>January 1st, 2021
>I wake up around noon and check coinmarketcap
>$1050
>I spent New Years Eve alone as usual
>I think about all the memes, all the threads spammed on the Chainlink board of 4channel last night
>All the fud about dropping back to $800
>We finally broke $1,000
>I walk outside and get an Uber to the airport
>I only have the 300 Link I managed to buy early 2020, but I started making enough off staking to quit my job
>I fly to the Cryonics center I've been in touch with
>In the waiting room I browse /link/ (a board made when some anon bought 4channel with his Link gains last August)
>half the threads are anons showing off their yachts, huge orgies, paying homeless people to let them beat the shit out of them, you get the idea
>I wish I'd had gotten in earlier - a few anons were living like literal kings now, complete with their own fledgling countries
>a couple more livestreams pop up - more nolinker suicides
>the jannies quickly take them down
>the doc takes my phone and we make small talk until I slip into the abyss
>Im declared dead
>This sets off my contracts interlinked within contracts interlinked within contracts interlinked within oracles
>The first contract releases the payment to the Cryonics organization
>Immediately after my Link portfolio is reorganized by a series of contracts written to stake my Link automatically for safe profits
>years pass and an army of profit taking contracts are at work, diversifying my portfolio into various assets for another level of security
>100 years pass and the stop loss contracts still haven't kicked in
>As if no time had passed at all I'm awake, for a second I think I'm still waiting to be put into Cryogenic sleep

1/2

>> No.13749372
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13749372

>>13749340
I won't sell until it benefits me in terms of buying property or retiring early

>> No.13749382

>>13749370
>A new doctor is explaining everything to me
>He hands me the shoebox I put some possessions in - a photo of my family, a photo of my cat, my first Ledger Nano
>I can tell this body isn't organic, but it looks completely natural
>The doctor shows me my portfolio
>Adjusted for inflation, I'm the equivalent of a 2021 billionaire
>I pay for an ego backup
>A sensor imbedded in my body serves as an oracle, if I die my consciousness will immediately be restored in a new body
>I spend some decades roaming Earth, talking to the other old Linkers
>Learn that ayys made first contact soon after our societal and technological development was spurred on by smart contracts
>Pay homage to the statue of Sergey Nazarov, standing in the center of what was once Israel
>Send 1 Link to the janitors wallet as he scrubs Sergey's giant stone feet
>He gets a notification and realizes he's suddenly a rich man
>Exclaims he can finally buy his freedom, breaks down crying tears of happiness
>Figure I've had enough of Earth, pay a ship building company to make me a vessel resembling the one I once flew in EVE Online
>Explore the stars and meet all sorts of interesting people and space niggers using worm holes rendered traversable by some alien technology
>Enter the infinite
What are you gonna do when you make it, anon?

>> No.13749402

>>13749372
Same, I have enough money to buy whatever toys I want but I'm not dumping my LINK until I never have to work again.

>> No.13749435

>>13749382
if you're not organic, can you still get your dick sucked?

>> No.13749457

>>13749382
Play with my pee pee.

>> No.13749468
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13749468

>>13749402
We're going to make it fren

>> No.13749488

>>13749435
That's a bridge we'll cross when we get there

>> No.13749679

$5 and I will suck tranny dick. Doubt it hits that mark. Forget $100+ though that's a definite nope.

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13749700

>>13749340

>it'll go up forever

>> No.13749709

What are the arguments for Link well exceeding $1k?

>> No.13749726

>>13749709
This 4

>> No.13749727

>>13749709
What were the arguments for btc?
Link actually has a use

>> No.13749741

>>13749700
t. Illiterate

>> No.13749774

>>13749370
>>13749382
based

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13749791

>>13749340

>> No.13749800

>>13749791
Kek.

>> No.13749913

>>13749679
You posted something similar the other day. Why don't you just admit you want to suck cock?

>> No.13750910

>>13749340
$500-$1000

>> No.13750931

$300 max desu

>> No.13750976

>>13749679
Dude even with the full supply 5 bucks is just 5 billion. What are you smoking?
100billion mc in the next bull run at least, niggums.

>> No.13750982

>>13749727
>What were the arguments for btc?
>muh decentralized currency

>> No.13750992

>>13750976
he just wants an excuse to suck cock

>> No.13751020

>>13749340
The top? $1.28
screencap this.

>> No.13751029

>>13749727

>Link actually has a use

Use? Wtf? Literally no one will EVER use it for ANYTHING except dumping their bags on someone.

>> No.13751032

>>13749382
>standing in the center of what was once Israel
Lost