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what's the most annoying thing for you about keeping track of your cryptoportfolio?

>> No.13746634 [DELETED] 

I have masturbated to every single one of her videos. I found her relatively late in her youtube career, but I began as soon as I watched the first one. Within the next 3-4 weeks, I noticed that I have came to all her newly released videos and a few of her older ones I went back and watched. I then set a goal for myself to do all of them. I'm not gonna lie, it took me quite a while to complete the task, maybe a month or so. And again, not all of these were "relatively" sexy. However, I always found something about her that just begged for cum... of course her brapper, her strong strong features, her bitties, and her face. But to be honest, it's not even these common features themselves that set me off - but rather her metaphysical bredability.

Keep in mind, megsquats has over 400 videos. That means I've came to the idea of breeding with her over 400 times. At this point, I believe I've formed a cosmic connection with megsquats in which mulitiverses are formed from pure thought. In each multiverse, I've bred her another child. And in one multiverse in particular, we've started an army. Meg is hooked up to a machine that keeps her legs spread and there are various tubes jammed in all over her, like one in her mouth that force feeds her and one in her ass that is an extension of her digestive system, and a couple connected to her tits that continuously milk her, and various machines keep her washed and shaved. I simply walk up to her once per day, sometimes twice, and activate the machine by saying "Hello my strong strong friends" and the mechanics bring her to my erect cock and the whole thing vibrates until I orgasm. Then when she becomes pregnant, the machines manipulate her onto an "accelerator" of sorts, which removes the fetus and places it within an artificial womb to grow. In this way, the beauty and youth of meg's body is preserved. Also, she is released from the apparatus once per day to powerlift.

>> No.13746644

Checking it in public. Last night at the gym qt1 to my left and qt2 to my right saw how many Link I had. They took me to the showerroom and drained my cock. Just wanted to do some cardio.

>> No.13746674
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13746674

Bruh

>> No.13746709

>>13746674
impressive

>> No.13746926

>>13746674
Jesus...


Idk, probably rounding errors.

>> No.13747129
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13747129

>>13746595
SuA is a literal goddess

>> No.13747155

>SUCkY in ID

dear god
I must post more now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-MadjDYQYk

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>you will NEVER. EVER. touch her thighs
why even live???

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_GcbZlDnns

>> No.13747224

>>13746595
keeping track of AGRS, shit keeps falling off coinlib tracker

I kinda want to dump my bags but like REQ seems like its pretty much done for

>> No.13747306

>>13747224
once link becomes fully operation stuff like REQ can actually become useful.