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13732559 No.13732559 [Reply] [Original]

Hey son could you help me out? I'm trying go buy some of those cryptacurrents like they had on 60 minutes. I got my card here and I googled bitcoin but that's about it. Wait a sec let me close this tab real quick...

>> No.13732566

>>13732559

"Dad, you have to wait 'till the markets open on Monday"

>> No.13732577

>>13732559
@DeepestLore makes me happy. I hope he's shitposting rn

>> No.13732579

>>13732559
*opens porn tab*
*closes tab 2 minutes later*
*sip*

>> No.13732620
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13732620

>What do you mean theres no company? Son, quit trying to be smart and give me bitcoins phone number already.

>> No.13732661

>Oh look anon, this one says Cash right here. That's the one I want.

>> No.13732690

>>13732661
>>13732620
>>13732559
Lmao

>> No.13732722

>>13732559
my aunt watched 60 minutes and she said "they showed a warehouse where they keep all the technology and i thought my gosh it would all disappear if somebody snapped just one wire in there"

>> No.13732732

>>13732722
How do we short anon's aunt?

>> No.13732751

60 mins ends in 10 minutes and I'm just waiting for the phone call from my dad

>> No.13732781

>>13732559
My stepmom finished watching it and goes
"Anon do you think it'd be a good idea to buy some of those coins tonight?

>> No.13732795

>>13732722
just one snip and it all comes crashing down anon

>> No.13732845
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13732845

What do you think about them "Light Corns", son? They're so much cheaper than them "Bit Corns", much more affordable for the workin' man like me, heh.
*sip*

>> No.13732866

>>13732559
You have no fucking idea op.
Or madebe you doo.

>> No.13732882

Hello anon. I was thinking about your inheritance and heard I can really make it grow with something called bitcooooooooonnnnnnneeeeeecttttt

>> No.13732966
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13732966

Hey son I don't want you downloading these bitcoins to my computer, it might give it a virus. Do that on your iphone android or whatever.

>> No.13732997

>>13732781
Unironically super bullish if not larping. If even just 1% of the viewers end up buying crypto because of that show it could pump the price quite a bit. But who knows, maybe it's already /pricedin/.

>> No.13733026

>>13732997
I told her its just gambling cuz I think she'd fuck it up regardless but its real

>> No.13733120

>>13732795
All it takes is one *sip*

>> No.13733175

>>13732559
>Wait a sec let me close this tab real quick...
>*closes entire window and opens it back up*

>> No.13733232

>so how long until it arrives in the mail

>> No.13733269

Reminder that these will be us in the future. Sans the sons.

>> No.13733303

>>13732620
(888) 908-7930 is Mr Bitcoin's customer service in the US

>> No.13733318

>>13733303
No that's their lobbying firm

>> No.13733330

>>13733269
Back in my day we used keyboards, not this new-fangled "new-ral uplink" crap.

>> No.13734206

>>13732732
>How do we short anon's aunt?

how do we also short him as he's related to her