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>go to grocery store
>qt cashier girl strikes up conversation with you
>can't tell if she's into you or just being nice because it's her job

>> No.13715607

>>13715601
It's always the latter. Never assume the former.

>> No.13715625

>>13715601
what does it matter?
just have a nice conversation

>> No.13715634

>>13715601
It's her job you fucking absolute retard.

>> No.13715636

>>13715625

it's the only conversations I have

>> No.13715645
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>>13715601
Life is suffering.

>> No.13715648

Sometimes i Go to the barber to get the feeling of anothrr human touching me

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>>13715607
what if you look like me?

>> No.13715702

she got nothing else to do genius if you think shes out your league you'd be right

>> No.13715708

>>13715648
>tfw you get the busty matronly woman and she presses her boob against your head.

>> No.13715718
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>13715601
>go to grocery store
>qt cashier girl strikes up conversation with you
>can't tell if she's into you or just being nice because it's her job
>spend rest of day hating myself and consumed by regret and wondering if I blew an opportunity
>put fined tuned PI skills to work and go on the internet to try and find her on social media with only a few details to work with
>after 3 hours finally find her
>she has a bf
>breathe sigh of relief

>> No.13715740

>>13715708
When i was 15 the woman who changed my braces rested her boobs against me every so often. I was naive enough back then to think it may be accidental. She also said I would look really good with a buzz cut.

>> No.13715817

When a qt washes your hair and does the slow head massage that’s the best.

>> No.13715865
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>walk down the street minding my business
>thott walks past me glances in my direction
>thott moves handbag to other shoulder and continues walking
>what did she mean by this?

>> No.13715880

>>13715865
Maybe she was giving you an opportunity to touch her arm. Or she was afraid youd steal her purse. Depends how you look.

>> No.13715888

>>13715601
>doesn't matter because it gives you an opportunity to charm her out of her pants
What's the problem?

>> No.13715898

>>13715670
You're average

>> No.13715914
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>>13715601
Fuck my life
I ONCE had a girl smiling at ME in the tram before she got out of the cart, i thought she smiled at someone she knew sitting behind me, until i realized it.
So i got out at the next station and ran back to the station before but of course she was gone lol.
I even suck at remembering faces so i cant tell if i ever seen her again.
JUST

>> No.13715916

>>13715670
You're not black enough.

>> No.13715931

>>13715601
>>13715607
>>13715625
>>13715634
>>13715636
>>13715645
>>13715648
>>13715670
>>13715702
>>13715708
>>13715718
>>13715740
>>13715817
>>13715865
>>13715880
>>13715888
>victims of actual gangstalking
>gangstalking agents use social situations to push you further and further into solitude and depression and inaction based on your childhood assessment tests showcasing you to be a divergent in the cog coding, goal is to get you to commit suicide, therefore you now fall into the sandtrap of time, father time, the black cube of jews and arabs, opening up to form a cross to crucify you and then close back to trap you in the matrix.

>> No.13715972

>>13715601
i once silently went through the same grocery store for months getting the same few items and once when i commented on the cashier girls glasses because i knew she never wore glasses before she smiled and thats when i knew i fucked up my gig and could never return to that same store again because i knew i would never be able to keep up the conversation after that

>> No.13715977

>>13715601
you have to realize they talk to chads non stop all day long so you really have to stand out for them to take any interest in you. you'll notice if they do though. they will strike up conversation with you.

>> No.13715980

>make girl genuinely laugh with stupid joke of some sort or another
>too much of a pussy with no self confidence to do anything else
every time

>> No.13715989

>>13715977
>you really have to stand out for them to take any interest in you
They’re fucking min wage drones lmao

>> No.13716020

>>13715931
How can I profit off this? Can I make a Chainlink smartcontract that pays me when these victims kill themselves?

>> No.13716050

>>13715977
theyre usually teens who only work in the same place for 2 months maximum, most young people during their generation including all the girls are the most socially insecure generation. the drop your spaghetti meme isn't even really a meme cause confidence is the one plural that never loses with age, and if you try to attempt any form of confidence you lack you will come off creepy

>> No.13716072

>>13715931
ahahah all those nonsense glittered with fraction of truth

>> No.13716074

>>13715931
some faggots trying to do this to me right now, too bad i already wanted to kill myself but now i dont because of them. what is this called?

>> No.13716097

>crossing the street
>qt 143 matches my pace
>too tired to speed up or slow down
>pretend we're walking together and she's my gf
>maybe the people in their car in traffic are impressed i scored such a qt gf

why do girls do this to me

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>>13715670
You look fine

>> No.13716123

>>13715718
So weird that that brings us retards relief

>> No.13716167

>>13715601
be honest anon, were you buying tendies?
shop there more often and make sure you're buying respectable groceries. don't fake it though. then take a shot if you've still got butterflies after a couple more interactions

>> No.13716188

>>13715708
>he thinks there is such a thing as a female barber

>> No.13716199

>>13716167
Absolute state of cucked normies.

>> No.13716231

>>13716199
wasted dubs

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Fuck me this thread is absolutely tragic. Hope you boys hold link and also hope it moons uncontrollably.

>> No.13716631

>>13715931
>tfw youve been gangstalked before in sixthform

>> No.13716637

>>13715718
People can reach this level of autism?

>> No.13716693

>>13715914

That sucks, you really did blow that one since there were no market norms at play like with OP

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>>13715718
I'm glad threads like these exist to remind me that I'm not nearly as autistic as I sometimes think I am

>> No.13716716

>>13715601
YOU BELONG IN THE INCEL FORUM.

HERE WE TALK MONEY AND LINKIES

>> No.13716730

She's practising flirting. You don't even exist.

>> No.13716857

>>13716730
imagine hating yourself this much

>> No.13716895

>>13716857
Do you realize that social skills like flirting are literally everything to women? Their survival depends on it.

>> No.13716916

>>13715670
then she was DEFINITELY not flirting KEK

>> No.13716950

>>13716895
Do you realize that girls don't flirt with guys who they don't find at least somewhat attractive?

>> No.13716982

>>13716916

lmao

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>>13715718
Literally me

>> No.13717082
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>pretending to be a cold distant chad when im actually insecure due to all the bullying i got about my appearance (too cute and sensitive) since my childhood.
>girls flirts on me on public
>pretends it was nothing cuz i fear messing up with something and project everyone laughing at me
>repeat
>mfw

>> No.13717097

>>13717082
Are u me

>> No.13717126

>>13715670
You look like what Sergey would look like if skinny but stealth mode or some type or weird Sergers, take it as you will

>> No.13717314

>>13715601
simple did she play with her hair when you talked?

>> No.13717374

>>13717082
kek you're definitely not a chad m8

>> No.13717389

>>13715718
Iktf

>> No.13717431

>>13717082
lol that Blade Runner guy is iconic for neets

>> No.13717461

>>13716950
They do for practice.

>> No.13717468

>>13716950
Women have no problem leading men on if it benefits them.

If you don't know this you're a sucker.

>> No.13717501

>>13715601
Who flirts with someone while buying groceries?

>> No.13717508

>>13717461
>>13717468
>>/r9k

>> No.13717514

>>13715601
it is literally unironically her job.

>> No.13717519

>>13717508
he isn't wrong though

If I had nice titties and a cute face i would be exploiting the fuck out of men

>> No.13717561

>>13715718
Everyone cheats

She probably wanted to slob the knob

They're all whores

>> No.13717690

>>13717561
I don't cheat. Look at all these pathetic incels projecting their insecurities onto everyone else

>> No.13717725

>>13715601
It's the latter, it's customer service. Unless she asks for your number or something on that line, which would be weird, because women don't go out of their way to get rejected, especially in public.

>> No.13717752

>>13715931
I wish someone would be willing to care about me enough to put this much attention and effort into me

>> No.13717841

>>13717690
>>13717508
have sex

>> No.13717936

>>13717841
>wahhhh all women are evil mommmyyy
See a therapist

>> No.13718051

>>13717936
have sex

>> No.13718541

>>13715601
>thanks, you are so nice, what is your name?
a)
she likes you and will ask for yours, then you make the next move
b)
she is just being polite and will show no interest

>> No.13718828

>>13717841
>>13718051
Bend over

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>go to local fast food restaurant sometimes
>high school senior cashier girl always chats me up
>last time i went she asked me out
needless to say ill never go back to that place again

>> No.13719148

>>13719110

larp

>> No.13719179

>>13719110
once i was on the subway and this 10/10 mormon girl sits next to me and asked for my number. at the same time, the cute lab tech that was working in the same building as me got into the same cab as me and smiled at me.

why does life force me to choose? life truly is suffering.

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>>13719148
not a larp. why would you think that? happened last friday and i haven't gone back since.
>wanna go get some chicken tendies but obviously i can never go back there
>drive one town over to get them
>they were cold but it was still worth it
>mfw
>>13719179
why not just go on a date with each one and see which one annoys you less?