/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.13705884]

Ah yes, today I shall wear a suit and fake rolex and chill at the coffee shop with a copy of Time Magazine, occasionally checking my phone as if looking at important update messages.

[Anonymous No.13705914]

a 140 IQ is perfect. Far above this faggotry but not into pure autism territory

[Anonymous No.13705921]

Based. I do this too.

[Anonymous No.13705956]

>>13705884
Why don't you buy a somewhat cheap Rolex? That brand actually can hold it's value unlike others. You can always sell and get that money back.

[Anonymous No.13705966]

>>13705921
kys

[Anonymous No.13706078]

>>13705884
Sometimes when I get bored of my thousands of chickens, I put up on a suit, fake watch, and grab my notebook.
I visit some restaurant in major city. I order some weird name foods and nice whiskeys, which costs in 100s.
I put up on elite mask and behave myself as a royalty.
I love when restaurant workers put up on this weird to describe mask, they act like I'm a king there.
"would you like this or this glass', 'just give me any sign, i'll be right back in a flash', 'is the temperature right? just tell me, we will tweak it at your request', ' would you like to meet our chef?', etc.. etc...
I love just to take occasional notes on how could I improve my chicken life, or how I could improve their growth, who should I call to get discounts on feed. Occasionally I check my smartphone with a bright yellow case, I open address book and delete accounts that haven't called me or made any contact in two years.
Fill my self up, thank everyone at the restaurant for their service, pay that 3k check with cash, which I keep at the last page of my notebook, it has this weird half page pocket to slip notes in.
They will never know I grow 45k chickens alone.
It's nice to be a king for few hours.

[Anonymous No.13706086]

>>13706078
You are a king of chickens anon.

[Anonymous No.13706098]

>>13705921
Absolute trash

[Anonymous No.13706135]

>>13706098
>Implying plebs can tell the difference between a real/fake rolex

[Anonymous No.13706166]

>>13706135
Show your second hand moving you doublenigger

[Anonymous No.13706192]

>>13706078
Holy shit thats amazing.
Could you tell us about the chicken business?
How did you get there? Tell us a story anon.

[Anonymous No.13706224]

>>13706166
Are you saying that fake rolexs don’t even tell time?

[Anonymous No.13706231]

where's the best place to buy a fake rolex online

[Anonymous No.13706237]

>>13706224
no
there is a way to tell a fake rolex and a real one by how the second hand moves

[Anonymous No.13706247]

>>13706135
Why would you want to flex on plebs. Anyone who’s anyone knows that’s a trash Daytona and you’ll like like a fucking fool in front of them

[Anonymous No.13706262]

>>13706237
Fake moves in increments while real moves continuously, right?

[Anonymous No.13706282]

>>13706262
i don't remember which was which but yes that

[Anonymous No.13706285]

>>13705884
>Time
Stop. You're going to look like a fucking retard even to liberals. Use the New Yorker. It's designed precisely for this. Good luck OP.

[Anonymous No.13706312]

>>13706262
That’s one tell. The other is that the knock offs are gawdy and ostentatious. The real ones are elegant and minimal.

[Anonymous No.13706332]

>>13706262
>Fake moves in increments while real moves continuously, right?
Would make a good Instagram inspirational quote

[Anonymous No.13706381]

>>13706078
Based Chicken King.

[Anonymous No.13706438]

>>13706262
not true.

if guy in thread got his rolex from the same person I got mine from (which is highly likely because I can tell from the way the shit is written in the dial that its a pretty good quality fake if it is a fake), then the second hand moves really really smoothly too.

I bought a different colour fake daytona and was legitimately impressed with the work, and have had real Rolex wearers telling me that it was real.

The only way that I couldve told it was fake was if you shake it you can feel some kind of springy thing inside like kinda moving.

[Anonymous No.13706447]

>>13706438
btw the seller's name was a variation of a character from the simpsons. he was on the darkweb alot, but afaik he was selling a long time before darknet markets

[Anonymous No.13706454]

>>13706262
The fakes are so good these days that they have the same movement design so the second hand moves in the same way. Not a way to tell anymore.

Usually the only giveaway these days is the quality of the bracelet, the one thing they haven’t put equivalent effort into.

[Anonymous No.13706511]

This particular fake is a Noob V2 Daytona. It has a cloned 4130 1:1 movement which means it runs the same as a real Daytona. The bracelet uses 904L steel which is the same grade as an authentic Rolex.

It costed me 700 USD and I bought it with Bitcoin. Honestly I regret buying it as that btc is now worth 1.7k and also I can't pull it

[Anonymous No.13706521]

>>13706511
lol it was from homer wasnt it

i got one too

[Anonymous No.13706523]

>>13706447
Snood?

[Anonymous No.13706578]

The poorfags on here haven’t a clue.

The way you tell a real from fake Rolex 100% is that the s/n will be etched below the 6 mark, which will match the card in the box with papers.
Other ways to tell would be the middle of ‘E’ fully extending out or further than on a real version.
The engraved Rolex logo on the bracelet will be laser etched on copies.
The edges will be sharp and lack quality finish.
But obviously if the second hand ticks it’s battery quartz and not automatic like all Rolex watches are. You can get automatic fakes (more expensive than the battery ones which use Chinese movements).
Gold on Rolex watches is also solid and not plated like Breitling and Tag etc.

[Anonymous No.13706591]

>>13706578
>poorfags
>batman roley plebshit
you're a sucker with no taste, you'd buy anything

[Anonymous No.13706618]

Who the fuck even reads Time magazine any more? It's gone full on SJW and is buzzfeed-tier quality now

[Anonymous No.13706619]

>>13706312
Are you memeing or are you really such a brainlet?

The second hand will move exactly the same on a good rep (Noob, ARF...) and a gen Rolex. They are pretty indistinguishable for normies even when using magnification. They are just as gawdy and ostentatious as a gen Rolex.

[Anonymous No.13706638]

>>13706591
>BLNR has doubled in price since getting it

Stay poor anon

[Anonymous No.13706655]

>>13706638
>pretending your shit taste was an investment
epic
buy a vacheron but ditch the plebex

[Anonymous No.13706663]

imagine ACTUALLY wearing a watch in current year when you have a phone in your pocket

[Anonymous No.13706671]

>>13706591

so true, for some people the value is simply in the higher price. they'll buy anything if it's expensive.

[Anonymous No.13706686]

>>13706078
based

[Anonymous No.13706699]

>>13706671
wtf i love ethereum now

[Anonymous No.13706706]

>>13706578
im assuming you dont actually own a rolex and just google'd some shit to make all your crappy arguments which were probably true in like 2004 (except the serial number part).

The s/n is etched between the lugs so youd need to actually take the bracelet off to see it. No one can tell if there is a s/n number unless you're showing them while taking the bracelet off which is retarded imo.

Rolex logo is engraved, not laser etched btw. Again, probly back in 2004.

Oh and funny how you say that the automatic fake is more expensive than the "battery ones which use Chinese movements" because 90% of the automatic fakes actually come from China (HK mostly, but i think they are sent there before being shipped out).

[Anonymous No.13706830]

Literally who gives a fuck?

I have a Casio, I bought it 10 years ago for $40. It has a light on it and a timer, which is more than you retards can say.

Imagine scorning people who buy diamond wedding rings and paying for shit that is functionally inferior to its cheaper cousins.

As a result of my superior financial skills, I have more money to spend on things that matter. Investments and crypto are more valuable than a wrist ornament.

[Anonymous No.13707479]

>>13706830
>Doesn’t own a Rolex

Here’s another one of mine, we’re not all LARPing neets on biz

[Anonymous No.13707795]

A cheap rolex is like buying a toyota camry. its always theres and everyone knows it.

buy a patek philipe, rado, or the complicated hublot if you want to really show people youre well off. stop being poor.

https://www.jamesedition.com/watches?order=premium

[Anonymous No.13707838]

>>13707479

what's wrong with everyones inbred hands xD

bahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[Anonymous No.13708053]

I am also a fellow Rolex chad haha sup virgins

[Anonymous No.13708330]

>>13706454
the quality of the crown is also a good way to distinguish a fake from a real one. they're normally bulkier and cheapy looking under a loupe

t. work at an auction