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Me Chinese, Me Play Joke
Be Hard-Headed, Make You Broke Edition

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>>13684002

>> No.13694466
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PROTIP

>> No.13694467

Fuck this market.

>> No.13694487

Days since pale faces round eyed tricks: 0

>> No.13694489

>>13694467
Ror! Dont be mad cause you were
>wrong again baggie

>> No.13694503

How do I invest in titty milk? I want to invest in titty milk.

>> No.13694510
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looking bloody today

>> No.13694524

>>13694503
Short baby formula?

>> No.13694528

Selling my gAyMD puts immediately this morning. I suspect a rally later today. Can’t believe the joos are letting me off the hook this morning after going all in on NVDA bad guidance.

>> No.13694541
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Spring sale on mowers.

>> No.13694565

>>13694541
Consumer riding mowers are shit now as they have increasingly become the product of designed obsolescence. Best bet is to find a lightly used one about 15-20 yrs old.

>> No.13694580

>>13694528
Fuck. I sold yesterday. Took 7% proffies

>> No.13694582
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>>13694487

Today, at the open, will be exactly like pic related.

>> No.13694602

>>13694466
Warren "If you bought $1 million worth of KO 30 years ago, you'd be rich, too" Buffett. Wow, what a guru.

>> No.13694612

>>13694565
Make sure you get one w/ easily sourced parts for repairs

>t. Spent 4 hours trying to get a replacement drive belt for my weekly sip & mow

>> No.13694616

will robinhood get pissed off and do something to you if you constantly place/cancel same stock orders during aftermarket hours

>> No.13694618

White House Announces Six Month Delay On Decision To Impose tariffs On Imports Of Imported Card And Parts – Statement

>> No.13694621

How long before the trade war escalates into an actual war? LMT is looking like a good cheapie to accmulate.

>> No.13694623

>>13694489
LCI is going to drop to $3 on the news that they treat their share holders like a fridge.

>> No.13694632
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I think about this often.

>> No.13694657

>>13694602

Don't be salty because you lose your $10 options play every week, fren.

>> No.13694734

>>13694623
Ror! U mad? Cause ur options expiro go bye bye today? Ror ror ror ror ror!
>wrong again baggie

>> No.13694743

>>13694734
Have you just had an aneurysm?

>> No.13694758

SIML gonna drop 50% today. Well, I only put $100 in there set to sell at .10c per share. Thought it would be a fun play. Oh well.

>> No.13694759
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I'm just gonna start setting my nbrv calls to sell at open 15 cents higher on close and then buying them back when they bottom out for the rest of the month.

It's pretty much been the same pattern for a while, think the volume is causing the regular pattern changes.

>> No.13694767
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>>13694743
Yes

>> No.13694785

>>13694734
Just wait and see bro. Today's going to be awesome for me. LCI shareholders are fleeing like Syrians from the Golan Heights.

>> No.13694804

>>13694785
>LCI shareholders fleeing
Ror! Guy has 3m shares. 90% institutionally owned. Shareholders fleeing huh? Shorts have to cover.

>> No.13694842
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G-gonna be a good day today right guys...

>> No.13694846

Futures down boys. Give back the gains from yesterday.

>> No.13694860
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>>13694842
furrtures red as my hair. also this day will be critical for market if clear waters or not and continue pushing down again

>> No.13694865

LCIguy! Emergency! Where are you desu!!! Institutions hold 101% of shares according to Schwab! What in the actual fuck!?

>> No.13694875
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>>13694842
>>13694846

No one gives a fuck about Chiner and their empty bullshit threats.

Check my TA, bitches.

>> No.13694891

>>13694865
hold his bags hahah

>> No.13694903

>>13694865
The shorts sell them to the institutions, short interest is going to be 200% by the end of the day.

>> No.13694921
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>BREAKING ON THE NEWSWIRES:

>TRUMP DELAYS AUTO TARIFFS FOR 180 DAYS!

Sauce: https://www.marketwatch.com/story/trump-delays-decision-on-imposing-auto-tariffs-for-180-days-2019-05-17?mod=mw_latestnews

Based as fuck.

Make my portfolio great again!

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Sorry boomers, time's up. Making money shouldn't be as easy as literally buying any stock because growth is infinite. NASDAAQ CONNNNEEEEEEEEC.

>> No.13694933

>>13694903
Ror! Getting desperate?
>wrong again baggie

>> No.13694951

>>13694926
Ror! Do you hear yourself?
>making money is easy for you
>it shouldn't be because it isnt easy for me
>implying
Ror! Shoo. Coming in here, with your bad energy. You have no understanding of the markets.

>> No.13694953

Fuck, we might actually end this week green.
>GODFUCKINGDAMMIT
I need a sale for once. I can't keep averaging up with DCA. I've lost so much earning potential in VTSAX YTD. I'm absolutely kicking myself for not dumping all into my Roth IRA at the beginning of this year. Screw this tweet based economy.

>> No.13694960

LCI opening up at a 1-2% gain

>> No.13694974
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>>13694953

Why are you DCA-ing UP, anon?

Just write the Limit Buy Order Contract. If it goes, it goes. If it doesn't, then oh well.

>Patience is a virtue.

>> No.13694991
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13694991

Who else here is shorting TSLA.

>> No.13695001

>>13694657
>white knighting for Warren "I don't understand tech but idk 'cause I'm already rich" Buffett

>> No.13695044

>>13695001

...Can you blame the man?

>> No.13695046

Aaaaaaaand LCI opens 1.6% higher. Yup yup. You are all welcome.

>> No.13695097

>>13694618
Wow brump is a spineless cuck, sad!

>> No.13695115

Should I buy some TSLA? Some 3M? KHC? AAPL? Might be a good time to add some LPTX memes, seems like a lot of posters here gave up on it

>> No.13695135

These LCI swings wtf lmao

>> No.13695139

Is this is LCIbros? Are the shorts finally panicking out? Are they panic buying now? Will the stock correct today? Or is it gonna be another week? How exciting! My position is in the greeny greens right now. Been waiting for this for a bit.

>> No.13695158

WTF is happening to my WB?

>> No.13695164

>>13694528
Only my luck is bad enough for NVDA to open at fucking NIL lol there goes most of my money

>> No.13695168

>>13694991
I got out after the capital raise spike. Of course it collapses right after.

>> No.13695175

LCI has some heavy volume this morning. First 15 minutes and we're already at 200k for the day. Definitely some shorts cutting losses and closing their positions. If this keeps up, the rest of the shorts will start panic buying at market prices, correcting the price of the stock.

>> No.13695187

>>13694991
>l...longing...

>> No.13695201

>>13695187
>that ID
D'JOBS. THINK ABOUT D' JOBS!

>> No.13695204

>>13695168
I am gonna be honest, I expected it to reach 52 week low, I didn't expect it to catapult past the 52 week low.

Feels kinda morbid to think that a car crash is a catalyst to my gains.

>> No.13695218
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Just give up bulls, the Friday crash is written in the stars

>> No.13695252

>>13695218
Not for LCI chan desu. It wants to go up, it really does. Got some people trying to pull it back, but not today!

>> No.13695253

>>13695218
THERE'S ONLY ONE THING I CAN SAY TO YOU

>> No.13695256

>>13695175
>correcting the price of the stock
That reminds me of the wsb fag who bet hard on MU, citing articles in line with his view as "correct opinions", and who has since gone quiet, probably dead in a river

>> No.13695274

>>13694951
This Ror shit is incredibly stupid and tumblr

>> No.13695275

>>13695175
I can site some alternative facts that show LCI is heading to bankruptcy.

>> No.13695278

>>13695218
fridays always end up green, you never learn bobo

>> No.13695279

>>13695256
P/E is lower than its peers. They've improved from when the shorts started pouring in. Has institutional backing. Highest performing company in its industry. This is a unique opportunity

>> No.13695294
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13695294

>>13695274
>R
>O
>R

>> No.13695300

>>13694926
kek

>> No.13695313
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>>13695275
>alternative facts

>> No.13695321

>>13695044
haha, well, when you put it that way, no.

>> No.13695327
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13695327

How did my fellow day traders do today?
I made 20% on a TQQQ call

>> No.13695331

Bros is it time to swing trade RKDA? Looks like a goody good dip to me desu

>> No.13695352

Oof. LCI got some heavy resistance at 6.14. Sucks to suck shorts. Let's see if they can break it today

>> No.13695364

>>13695327
I just got liquidated from selling uncovered TQQQ calls.

>> No.13695365
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I TOLD YOU NERDS
INTC 46 5/24 CALLS NEXT

>> No.13695384

>>13695364
Youre a brave man.

>> No.13695423

>>13695201
D JOBS...less jobs at tesla->musk cost cutting headline->TSLA gonna come back.

>> No.13695427
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>>13695365
BUY LOW
SELL HIGH

>> No.13695442

>>13695327
I'm getting fucked by Lannet and SPXL calls. I swear I'm never posting my picks before I sell again.

>> No.13695444

>>13695423
Ror! Maybe. Idk, I got out of TSLA long time ago. No interest in shorting or longing. Not touching that. For now. Good luck fren

>> No.13695460

>>13695442
im holding some LCI too id buy more honestly super cheap casue lawsuit or wahtever but its gonna reach 10+ easily soon

>> No.13695461

>>13695442
Tried to tell you baggie. LCI is undervalued.

>> No.13695462

>>13695384
For you

>> No.13695577
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13695577

>Trumpet Fanfare
>Giant double doors of the exchange swings open wide

PRESENTING HIS MAJESTY, THE HONORABLE DR. PROFESSOR THADIUS P. SNIBBLY IV!

>Trumpet Fanfare

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>>13695327
damn, son

>> No.13695627
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Here comes the green day boys
ooooOOOOOOUUUUaAAAAIIIII

>> No.13695638
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>>13695627

>> No.13695659

LCI bros, how liquid are those options? I want to start cashing in on these opening spikes but the low ass volume on puts makes me wary.

>> No.13695703

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>> No.13695729
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>>13695627

>> No.13695740

Why the he*k would we want highly skilled immigrants? It already hard to find job for educated Americans!

>> No.13695772
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THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

>> No.13695773
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>>13695703

>> No.13695780

>>13695703
>Xavier is "recruiting" again
SELL SELL SELL
MARKET TOP CONFIRMED

>> No.13695849
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13695849

No no no

>> No.13695859

DOW touched green boys

>> No.13695881

This market makes no fucking sense. I close my SPXL calls and the market goes up!

>> No.13695890

>>13695859

SHOW US ON THE DOLL WHERE IT TOUCHED (YOU)!

>> No.13695897
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>>13694443
My short calls expire today. Time to say goodbye to another profitable week.

You do write calls, don‘t you anon?

>> No.13695904

>>13695881
>Market makes no sense
Trade talks have just been a lot of posturing, no panic yet, people conservatively moving into safe currencies and hedging against volatility in tech, no serious action = no serious movement
Seems like a perfectly logical sideways week to me

>> No.13695908

China ended trade talks essentially and S&P futures are neon-green.

I think even Trump might be mad because there is no way he's getting a rate cut now.

>> No.13695925

>>13695908
Rate cut is happening

>> No.13695926

>>13695890
His no no square

>> No.13695945

Guys, do Brits really pronounce "scheduled" as "sheduled"?

>> No.13695948

>>13695908
They also pretty much said fuck the Iran sanctions we're with them

>> No.13695957
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WHY
DIDN'T
YOU
LISTEN
?

>> No.13696011
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BASED TRUMP

>> No.13696015

Why is MMM getting slashed by JPM? Are they really that outdated or tied to China?

We buying PINS yet boys? $BECKY has been killing it...

>> No.13696056

>>13696015
Not really any answer to your question, but look at this rad 3M coolant fluid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YyKIZPuepl8
It's not really cost viable and the processor can have bad hotspots when it begins to boil but it looks real neato

>> No.13696062
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>>13695897

All week; every week, mah nig.

>> No.13696064

So if I buy SPY calls right now, nothing can go wrong right? It looks like everyone is winning so maybe I can be a winner too!

>> No.13696069

>>13696064

That's some sound due diligence, anon.

>> No.13696079

>>13696064
Yeah, FOMO dude.

>> No.13696094

>>13696064
That's the fomo sentiment, wait for the dip

>> No.13696130
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13696130

put my extra $50 back into VTGN after a number of failed SQQQ trades
previously had a .59 cost average, now .676
this is just a short term gap fill swing, have a limit sell at 1.05

>> No.13696134

Based Golden Bulls

>> No.13696148

>>13696064
Mindless buying has been paying off bigly

>> No.13696149

GIMME SOME CALLS TO BUY I WANNA DO REAL GAMBLING

>> No.13696162

Just bought into PLUG, fellows. It looks like a nonstop upwards trend over its history, and it's cheap so there's plenty of returns on it. What do you think?

>> No.13696177
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>>13696162

>> No.13696188
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>>13696162
>>13696177
if by "its history", you mean since December of last year, then yes

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>> No.13696209
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CALL CHINA
GET THEM TO WATCH MORE JAP CARTOONS
RIGHT. FUCKING. NOW!!!

>> No.13696268

Alright lads imma let you in on a big put
PDD announces earnings on may 20 and the sentiment is it’s gonna tank, China IPO overpriced and nothing going for it. Balance sheet bleeding money. Puts are cheap for May 31 jump in and ride it

>> No.13696296

As we funpost PPT is frantically dipping into the well for the next prepackaged headline

>> No.13696331

Quick Baggie, start shorting!

>> No.13696345

>implying trump and his chinese friends aren't taking advantage of their position and making a shitload of money off their bravado
fuck politicians

>> No.13696374

At the gym boys. Nothing greater than watching stocks while lifting

>> No.13696385

QQQ is looking more bloody than my last grindr fisting session.

>> No.13696398

>>13696374

I just bought me some weights so I can re-enter my positions into /fit/ for some muscular returns and pink pooner option plays.

>> No.13696405

Oh my, the Chinese have some dank memes on that BiliBili. Found this one also on the youtubes, don't know where this guy's from.
https://youtu.be/M2qroMuIluI

I think Bili is only getting slammed because Bauzun is getting slammed?

>>13696345
I don't think they're making most of their money in the stock market... I think they have access to more sophisticated financial instruments... and they've got the money for Real Estate development and all that.

>> No.13696406

Was somebody talking about OTLK yesterday? Fuck! That gain!

>> No.13696443

>>13696406
Someone should make a paper trading account and autistically take every bit of advice from /smg/, weighted based on intensity and how many times spammed

>> No.13696464
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>>13696443
No.

>> No.13696483

>>13696296
LMAOOOOOOOOO

THIS D E S U

>> No.13696486

>>13696331
Nah I'm not going to risk a day trade today. You're on your own.

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>>13696188
>>13696162

>> No.13696539

Anyone thinking about picking up some Tesla shares? I stayed far away from it when it was at $350, but it’s starting to look somewhat reasonably priced. At least if you believe in the story. It feels like the market isn’t assigning much (if any) value to their potential as a robot taxi provider. It seems absurd that Uber l is priced at almost 2x Tesla.

>> No.13696569

>>13696464
I'll do it

>> No.13696591

>>13696569
Nope.

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>>13696506
>>13696177
>>13696188
Enough... spare me...

>> No.13696627

>>13696268
Noob question, how come on my broker(libretex) I can't find pdd?

>> No.13696644

>>13696627

Your jews don't deal with those jews.

>> No.13696656

>>13696627
maybe cause ur country

>> No.13696659

>>13696591
Yup

>> No.13696705

>>13696483
Love you s emp ai

>> No.13696731
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Slow day in the market. Golden Crab resumes his run.

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>>13696539
>>its my first time

>> No.13696734

Uhhh frens? What just happen?

My MMM buy got triggered, and my Kroger getting crushed?

>> No.13696739
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13696739

Ok /smg/, installed the stock trainer app. Welcome to the Anime Grill portfolio, from Ukrainian Basket Weaving Capital Inc. The official /smg/ portfolio. Shill some stocks to end up in there. Buying and selling shall be decided by you. Not every suggestion will be done, but I will do my best to keep it in line with the overall sentiment of /smg/.

>> No.13696761

>>13696539
The robot taxi thing is dumb

Tesla's current valuation is about the same as BMW, which seems fair. So, go ahead and buy if you want. But personally I think the entire luxury car sector is gonna be in for some hits if we have even a small recession, so I'm not touching any of them

>> No.13696764

>>13696506
Absolute bullshit article with no basis other than anecdotal evidence, PLUG has the hydrogen cell market cornered and as you can see with Tesla EV’s are unsustainable in costs
Believe what you want but plug is going to double digits in 2020 it’s always been a long hold

>> No.13696767

>>13696739
> not making a trip so this is searchable in archives
you aren't even going to continue this experiment for long term are you

>> No.13696794

>>13696739
Buy LCI
Buy TQQQ if ur smart or SQQQ if youre retarded
Buy TSLA
then Yolo the rest on Snapchat options

>> No.13696798

>>13696739
Buy BILI you stupid dummy, Bili is a buy at under 15.50, ultra-buy at 15.

>> No.13696807

The U.S. lifting steel and aluminum tariffs on Canada and Mexico.

Trump just spoke to Canada’s Justin Trudeau, who is pleased to see these tariffs removed.

>> No.13696809

>>13696767
Haha good point. Ok I'll make one tonight. Phone posting rn. At the gym

>> No.13696810

>>13696739
GALT and LCI are obligatory, I say 25% each

>> No.13696821

>>13696739
Load up on DFEN because we're gonna have a fucking war

also, message from /k/, long RGR and short AOBC

>> No.13696827

>he isn't buying up chinese cheapies that will 50x within the next 20 years because he thinks everything chinese is a scam

>> No.13696849

>>13696810
This.

>> No.13696857

>>13696827
IQ is on sale and a reversal is inbound according to the option chain might be holding something back...
JD and Baba are good holds, TME and Bili need time for sentiment to cool off but on sale
Everything else is trash NIO, PDD, Luckin, HUYA all trash and worth buying hard puts on them

>> No.13696864
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>>13694443
Anybody know of a low commission broker for south America fag?

>> No.13696868

I hope those of you that are in are holding tight.. those of you with weak hands please get out now and give your shares to someone with stronger hands.

Thank you

>> No.13696870

>>13696810
I'm trying to keep positions 10% and under. Allowing for a good diverse portfolio

>> No.13696875

>>13696870
Gold.

>> No.13696900

>>13696857
Based chinaposter
Bauzun?

>> No.13696917

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmhxGGJnKJU

For anyone who wants to trade options the host will answer all questions.
If you join the chat don't act like a nigger

>> No.13696920

>>13696870
If they're weighted by often people post about them, then those two have to have some sort of special preference

>> No.13696921
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>>13696868
We will melt up to the sun and heavens on a golden bull chariot we took from the bankrupt remains of overstock.com

>> No.13696933

>>13696870
>>13696920
If you aren't weighting them that way, then 10% each

>> No.13696938

>>13696870
Galt and lci have been the official memestocks of SMG for quite a while. Special weighting required.

>> No.13696944

Tesla Motor Club forum investors thread keeps on delivering.

>I hear you. I think after the profitable Q3 surprise and Elon promising cash flow positive from now on, many here (including me) got fooled into believing we would see $400 before end of the year. Then came the $420 private tweet and everyone was upset they would be forced out of the opportunity to see TSLA in the $1000-$1500.

>The SEC problems and roller coaster that followed in December, in hind sight, had a few good selling opportunities, but the sentiment here was still buy on the dip.

>Today, many, including myself, are deep underwater because of this. As someone who had faith in the company from the very beginning and supported the mission, it is easy to feel let down by Elon.

---

>Reshuffled, all my Jan 21 Calls are under 350 now.
>Was strange to see calls in 500-600 range ... couldn't bear it ...

https://teslamotorsclub.com/tmc/threads/tesla-tsla-the-investment-world-the-2019-investors-roundtable.139047/page-2738

>> No.13696945

>>13696921
overstock is pretty fucked.. Their CEO selling shares is such a bad sign imo..

LCI insiders are buying shares and OSTK insiders selling.....

>> No.13696975
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13696975

Ok boys, heres the portfolio. This app doesnt have a whole lot of extras. Just long. If anyone knows a better one, I can move our assets over to the better fake broker.

>> No.13696976

>>13696870
This is the ....4th time someone's made a memefolio, anyway.
>AMD
>GALT
>TEVA
>LCI
>SPY options
>TQQQ/SQQQ options
>Rope
>Recreational Drugs
>Cum drenched refrigerators
>And most importantly, CERU mah nigga
That should about do it.

>> No.13696984

>>13696938
>>13696933
Roger that boys. Will buy more.

>> No.13696991

>>13696807
Thanks for posting REAL news, I just got the alert.

So... who benefits? I really should’ve bought some Canadian miners, huh?

>> No.13697003

>>13696976
CERU changed their ticker to DARE

>> No.13697011

>>13696975
KBLB
Represent spiderbros

...got stopped out again, so it’s probably a bargain! But it may take a few months, or years.

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>>13696991
You should have a twitter account already, I posted that *5* minutes after Bloomberg already had it.

>> No.13697042

>>13697030
I know... I’m not really into social media

Who else besides Bloomberg and the Donald do I need to watch?

>> No.13697051

>>13696976
Short gold

>> No.13697055

So if i were to start posting on reddit to talk about how good LCI is.... where should i post at? is there anywhere that has good DD or is it just full of people with quick one liners trying to be funny there?

>> No.13697058

>>13697042
Bloomberg, Reuters and Zerohedge are *fast* news aggregates.

Zerohedge pulls stuff from BBG and Reuters exclusive services (Terminal and whatever Reuters has) sometimes faster than Bloomberg and Reuters twitter accounts.

>> No.13697071

>>13697055
Why u askin? I bet u already banned from wallstbets

>> No.13697083

>>13696976
Thought we were closing out our AMD position?

And isnt Teva just a reaction to us LCIers?

>> No.13697084

Damn I paid $1 too much for MMM

And KBLB already recovered from my stoploss!? Wtf? I hate spiders now!

>>13697058
Thanks fren I’ll check it out

>> No.13697085

>>13697055
r/the_Donald

>> No.13697091

>>13697055
Wallstreetbets. Just sell the massive short squeeze aspect and they might get in on that alone. They are mostly retarded though so be prepared for a lot for baggie like feedback.

>> No.13697099

>>13697083
TEVA is going to TANK before closing bell
Mark this post!

>> No.13697105

>>13697091
They seem more like the fomo crowd..

>> No.13697126

>>13697055
Wallstreetbets
Go there and stay there

>> No.13697131

>buy tqq and sqq
>profit no matter which way the market goes
nothin personnel, banksters

>> No.13697154

>>13697131
Low volatility sideways it is

>> No.13697164
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>>13697042
I'll just post my favorites.

/C_Barraud/ (fast and accurate)
/DeItaOne (fast aggregator)
/fxmacro (fastish)
/LiveSquawk (fast aggregator)
/RANsquawk (fast aggregator)
@Lee_Saks (fast)

Analysis:
/GreekFire23
/businesscycle
/DavidBCollum
/TheBubbleBubble
/dlacalle_IA (analysis)
/matthewstoller

Random
/Schuldensuehner
/Birdyword (China/Asia)
@HuXijin_GT (Chinese State Sanctioned Troll)
/globaltimesnews (China Propaganda, but still news)
@NickSzabo4 (high IQ bitcoin crank, has a fantastic blog)
@NAR
@jendeben
@amayeda
@JChengWSJ
@richbravo2
@SkyNewsBreak
@WSJ
@TruthGundlach
@StockCats
@RampCapitalLLC
@RudyHavenstein

U.S. trade
@USTradeRep
@SecretaryRoss
@USTreasury
@stevenmnuchin1
@larry_kudlow

>> No.13697167
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13697167

Added KBLB. Spiders have been quiet, but they're here.

>> No.13697182
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Buy more, its only going up from here

>> No.13697210

For the Anime Grill meme stock portfolio, I've heard ODP. Or is that just the one guy?

>> No.13697231

>>13697055

You'll get bored fast since you won't get enough (you)'s to feed your constant crave for attention.

>> No.13697258

>>13696539
I really want to buy more calls. That's right, more.

>> No.13697261

>>13697210
...you mean fdp?

Can you buy nikkei stocks?
I want to buy Kadokawa (9468.T) on a dip, but I haven’t found a way to do it on schwab

>> No.13697271

Remember boys, Ukrainian Basket Weaving Capital only has $20k for memestocks. $10 per trade. How long til bankruptcy?

>> No.13697277

>>13697271
at monday stock open lmao

>> No.13697279

>>13697261
Nope. Office Depot.

>> No.13697288

where the fuck do you idiots find half the shitty penny stocks in this thread?

>> No.13697290

>steel tariffs removed
STEELS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS
THOSE MEXICAN INDUSTRIAL PLANT PROFITS FROM FORD AND OTHERS ARE ABOUT TO SKYROCKET
DONT SAY I DIDNT WARN YOU

>> No.13697312
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13697312

BUY THE DIP

>> No.13697313

>>13697164
Holy damn, thanks anon.
No Cramer though? He is making a lot of good calls lately (I REALLY should have listened when he said buy Twilio into weakness, it’s rallied like mad since then.)

>that picture
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
*inhales*
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

>>13697290
So... buy F?

>>13697182
Damn it these guys are the ones I should’ve bought on the tariff news, huh?

>>13696900
>>13696857
I meant Baidu, not Bauzun!

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13697341

Welp. Another day, another double-digit point drop.

>> No.13697353

>>13697325
Hmmmm, can we short? Do we have access to ETFs?

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>>13697312
I have my scotch

>> No.13697367

>>13697353
No. If you know a better app, let me know. This is the stock trainer app.

>> No.13697368

>>13697325
Way more in GALT needed.

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>>13697313
I probably could follow him, I didn't say my list was the end of it all and definite list. Just something that helps me understand economy better. I particularly like following Greekfire's discussions about bonds and rates, and Matthew Stoller despite being progressive liberal has some great insights into monopoly nature of big companies.

> that picture
But it's a true picture. And this is a great book.

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>>13697164
Reading this is depressing... It's like you'll never be rich unless you are already rich. You won't find a job unless someone you know gives you a job.
What if the people I know are useless.
In America, there is this misguided belief in self accomplishment which obviously isn't the case.

Kinda reinforces my belief that free will doesn't exist, your fate is determined bat birth.

https://www.rnz.co.nz/news/the-wireless/373065/the-pencilsword-on-a-plate

>> No.13697375

>>13697279
I've shilled Office Depot here some. At least one person here said they bought it on my recommendation and lost money. I personally own about 550 shares, so it's not a huge position by any means, but it's a fair chunk of my Robinhood portfolio.

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>>13697341

>$300 has been deposited into your family's call center

At least you saved $5.00!

>> No.13697385

>>13697373
It stresses the importance of networking. It doesn't say it is an *iron law* of getting job. It just lays out the reality. Like you seriously fuck if you don't network in your university.

>> No.13697400

>>13697325
Buy 3M.

>> No.13697404

>>13697367
Im tracking my progress and positions in Google sheet. How many stonks can I pick ? Does it track dividends or is this growth only ?

>> No.13697422

>>13697404
Divvies are included. I'm going with the general sentiment of /smg/. Got some additions? Pitch em.

>> No.13697423

>>13697325
AMD, VTGN, and AMRN are all shilled here a lot.

>> No.13697439

>>13697423
Yes, but I thought we were closing AMD and AMRN. Am I mistaken? Will add VTGN.

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13697450

>>13697375
Sometimes I think SMG just takes contrarian positions and calls it DD. I'm still waiting to hear why ODP won't continue losing market share as people continue to realize they can order everything they need for an office without brick and mortar.

>> No.13697469

>>13697325
youre a god damn fool for not buying more TQQQ and selling at 70+

>> No.13697498

>>13697400
Mehsome. They're overpaying for acquisition, growth is slowing, short term (1-3 years they will go down)

>>13697422
I wasn't really shilling but I suggested BMY when it was at 52w low, I guess it's still good buy today, then let's go for CORR which is my fav stonk of 2018, portfolio wouldn't be great without GLD but if we can't do that then whatever. I'd grab BMY:CORR:GLD with 6:3:1 ratio I guess. Too baby we can't get ETFs I'd short Euro against USD as well.

>> No.13697510

>>13697450
>as people continue to realize they can order everything they need for an office without brick and mortar.
some small businesses and people have long standing accounts with office depot and get discounts and have an established relationship.

Office depot has to increase their online presence.. they have.. but not enough.. It'll take some time for them to fully adjust but i don't think somwhere like amazon is going to be taking the accounts that actually matter to ODP right now...

>> No.13697521

>>13697469
Setting limit for $70

>> No.13697523

>>13697376
>At least you saved $5.00!
I have Schwab, you moron.

>> No.13697531

>>13697521
itll over extend that easily but the poinbt is not to let greed control ur actions man, 70 is modest compared to its 73$ ATH

>> No.13697534

>>13697325
>>13697368
More of both GALT and LCI needed
These two stand alone in the list of /smg/ memestocks
No other stocks currently can be compared to them in terms of /smg/ meme status

>> No.13697541

>>13697534
Ok. Will double positions.

>> No.13697546

>>13697541
That's the spirit

>> No.13697557

>>13697534
>>13697541
I can‘t wait for those shitty memestocks to die. You have better bought 3M, AMD, and Amarin too.

>> No.13697558

GALT suckers gonna get cucked hard lmfao

>> No.13697559

>>13697541
>trips represent smg
No

>> No.13697565

>>13697523

based

>$300 has been credited to your account from the Narasaragaharasimham Call Center Bungaloosh, Bungalesh, 1T Poo Avenue

At least it was only $5.00!

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>> No.13697574

>>13697557
>>13697558
>implying you know anything about either company

>> No.13697579

This is actually fun I might create a separate portfolio and try to outperform smg with this memes

>>13697558
Why do you think [spoiler no position in galt]

>> No.13697581
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13697581

>>13697011

>> No.13697585

>>13697571
that's better

>> No.13697586

>>13697571
>No 3M, AMD, or Amarin.
Tripfags will be the ruin of /smg/.

>> No.13697587

>>13697557
shut up you fucking normie.. whats next? you're gunna tell us about AAPL?

jesus christ faggot.. if we wanted to hear about 3m we'll ask our grandpa

>> No.13697595

>>13697341
>buying the top on obvious pump and dumps
Why not go to a casino anon?

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>>13697558
The last several months of research has seen the stock to be as de-risked as a biotech company could possibly be.

We're just waiting on phase 3 and buyout news at this point.

>> No.13697604

>>13697586
>>13697571
that one guy is the only person posting about 3M and only a few other people post about AMRN and AMD, ignore him

>> No.13697627
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13697627

These are the stocks tripfags want you to buy.

>> No.13697629

>>13697595
I never said I bought the top. My cost is $5.15. Sold half for a nice profit, but sucks seeing the profits on the other half bleed away.

>> No.13697643

>>13697627
if you actually did some research, you would understand why
here's a seekingalpha article for you that explains it well since I know you won't take the time to

https://seekingalpha.com/article/4264254-galectin-therapeutics-primed-takeoff-rights-offering-new-clinical-evidence

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>>13697571
add bowl america

>> No.13697683

>>>13697627
No one wants that fucking garbage, One user here ages ago used tgo shill for it
Might aswell buy TVIX or someshit lol
fucking bonkers

>> No.13697689

>>13697627
Zoom in, loser.

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>>13697604
A few posters have talked about 3M, including myself, that dobberguy, and the cute rat.

I kinda like you pendy, but you’re trying way too hard to go outside of your only area of knowledge, which is galt. You should spend more time in your area of interest. Check out the new infodump from the oncology conference. Some companies are getting major investments based on their findings from the conference.

>> No.13697707

>>13697683
see >>13697683

>> No.13697722

>>13697699
you've spent your entire trading "career" losing money, Comfy
your opinion means less than nothing and you have no right to suggest anything to anyone

>> No.13697725

GALT fags on suicide watch. Look at all this C O P E

>> No.13697727

>>13697571
where the heckies am FDP and GPRO -_-?

>> No.13697731

>>13697629
Your fault no one elses no use complaining

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>>13697627
>the Virgin Anon vs the Chad Galectin Pendulum

>> No.13697750
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13697750

ACCUMULATE NOW BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE

>> No.13697762

Did baggie kill himself yet?

>> No.13697764

>>13697722
I’m not comfy, I just screenshotted it because it’s a concise explanation. I wouldn’t call trap lovers homosexuals, and I wouldn’t talk smack on someone for being gay.

I’m the guy who wants you to leave your room and socialize with other zoomers before it’s too late.

If you really like doing the research into pharma studies you should take a look at that conference dessu

>> No.13697772

I guess you guys have given up on making hedge funds, huh?

>> No.13697783

>>13696739
At least 10% AMRS, because obviously it's the same as buying Dupont in the 1930s. Because of this there's no reason for anyone to shill it anymore so they just low key hodl and plan to accumulate more but never actually do.

>> No.13697787

>>13697764
>I‘m not comfy
Hi Comfy <3

>> No.13697791

https://seekingalpha.com/news/3465038-iamgold-dismisses-rumors-planned-asset-sale

SHORT IAG NOW!!

>> No.13697800

>>13697787
I bet you think all RKG posters are the same person, too.

I’m probably doing worse than comfy, I’m the fucktard who bought GreenDot and VSTM

>> No.13697816

>>13697800
I‘m sorry for your loss. Can I recommend writing calls instead?

>> No.13697831

>>13697816
You did. I only can on BILI, and I’m going to have to ask Schwab for options on that account. So weird that I have to do it seperate for every account, I have it on my IRA and not on my trading account or my VTSMX account.

>> No.13697835

>>13697800
All RKG posters are the same person. She's even posted here with a shoe on her head to prove that its her!

>> No.13697843

>>13697510
Staples has been massive in the corporate world for a long time though, and through online as well. We can do this the Buffet way. Anyone here work for a major company that orders from Staples? Now how about Office Depot?

>> No.13697846

>>13697750
AAAAAAAHHHHH ANOTHER RUNAWAY MOLYBDENUM STOCK JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP

>> No.13697870

>>13697831
Ah, that‘s right. I hope telling you to sell off the memes and consolidating worked out for you. Godspeed on Schwab approving options soon.
>>13697843
my company orders from office depot. It‘s ok I guess I mean I dunno the difference.

>> No.13697871

Haha galt bagholders on suicide watch

>> No.13697929

>>13697164
judging by this list, you seem pretty confident that a major crash is going to happen somewhere in the next 5 years.
let's say that is true. how do we profit the most from it?

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although tesla has crashed into the challenger deep, I know Ark lady will take us to 10 bagger

>> No.13697959

>https://www.haaretz.com/israel-news/business/.premium-buffett-has-probably-taken-213-million-loss-on-his-teva-stock-1.7250510
Buffet knows about the deep value in TEVA but do the goyim know? His hands are strong for a reason.

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>>13697929
I don't think a major crash is coming. I believe that what is believed ex ante to be risky is *less riskier* than what is believed ex ante to be not risky. It's just covering blindspots, and obviously has its faults.

>> No.13698005

>>13695327
Got in and out of OTLK for a clean 30%

>> No.13698035

>>13697959
I know this company is borderline bankrupt
t. Personally spoke with exC-Suite man

>> No.13698057

>>13698005
Going to buy some and take a chance. Yolo

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>>13697959
>deep value

>> No.13698065

>>13697450
Nothing to refute here. Your argument is just "muh Amazon" and a fallacious assumption that Office Depot is and always will be a 100% brick and mortar retailer of physical office supplies.

>> No.13698086 [DELETED] 

I smoke meth and trade all day but last wiped out my profits for the past 3 months.
For risk management I recently acquired an 8ball of heroin to kill the pain of last week's losses.

Working pretty well so far I don't even feel so emotional

>> No.13698089

Jeez goddamn
Do I keep buying Kroger so I can then write calls? I’m at 70 shares and damn it’s still tanking.

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Bout to bump a rail and pick up 50 puts on TSLA in June for the upcoming lawsuits on all the car bombings in China
Wish me luck lads

>> No.13698099

>>13698089
sure, everybody loves Ralphs for their grocery needs

>> No.13698124

>>13698057
I think it's gonna be dormant for now, but wouldn't be surprised if everyone who bought at 2.50+ sells off before the weekend

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>>13698057
Oh, He bought? Well... you know what to do hun.

>> No.13698152

>>13698099
Fred Meyer‘s gang gang

>> No.13698164

>>13698099
It hit my limit and kept dropping...
Th-this is just the post-ex-date selloff, right?

You trolling on me ratty?

>> No.13698171

>>13698097
Snagged 3 puts @ $90 strike price for Jan 2020. Am I gonna make it? .

> t.options brainlet

>> No.13698180

>>13698065

>physical office supplies

As opposed to virtual office supplies.

>> No.13698201

>>13698164
no, I own some kroger, infact Im gonna increase the position now

KR + SFM is good to have, PBJ buys these

>> No.13698217

>>13698146
>>13698124
Gotta take a risk.

>> No.13698247

All righty bobos, now is the time to get your shorts in. People took this week to prepare their positions for the sell off next week. Short now or forever hold your bags.

>> No.13698251

>>13698217
you're so fucked next week
you think this little pump is going to last?

>> No.13698261

>>13698251
>>13698251
The pump is going to last long enough, I just need to double my money and get out.

>> No.13698264

>>13698201
Hmmmm aight. Very based of you.

>>13697722
I’m being serious pendo. Btw, let me know if galt ever gets back down to 4, I had to cancel my limit order to free up powder.

>> No.13698268

Fuck, I feel like I'm going to get justed now.

>> No.13698280

>>13698268
Same. I just put even more money in the market, at a time when the wealthiest Americans are holding more cash than ever.

I want to free up cash but I don’t feel like the price is high enough on any of my holdings.

>> No.13698297

>>13698280
Damn really, are the wealthiest really taking their money out right now? Maybe TVIX would be better.

>> No.13698303

>>13698280
If you can take GAINS and get out of this game before the upcoming dip (total market dip of ~7% almost guaranteed for late summer early fall) do so, don't be a greedy mother fucker and hold in for an extra 2% when you stand to lose it all

>> No.13698326

>>13698261
if you have 24 calls you are F U C K E D
and you know you are. This baby is going
to get deregulated so hard and the generic drug
business is going to take a massive hit. Say bye bye to your calls pussy boy.

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>>13698297
Anon, you might need to sit down...

>> No.13698332

guys i had 3 BMs today, very bearish sign

>> No.13698344

>>13698331
>>13698326

Buying TVIX instead

>> No.13698357

>>13698332
The last line I took was pretty spicy and that’s not normal either thinking we’re ending red good thing I hedged my YETI calls

>> No.13698365

>>13698344
I knew a guy who blew up on TVIX. Be careful with that stuff.

>> No.13698371

>>13698365
Blew up in a good way or a bad way?

>> No.13698381

>>13698331
we've reached maximum outflow. Only up from here

Millennial generation are about to buy up homes and stock

>> No.13698389

Autistic Dividend Calendar dude, Phillips 66 just announced they're increasing their dividend. I bought that shit because of you fren.

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>>13698344
>>13698365

UVXY is less apt to chew your shit up in the event of snibbling.

>> No.13698405

>>13698371
blowing up an account typically refers to this

https://youtu.be/U1DMrt8dhn4?t=21

>> No.13698419

>>13698405
Ah shit!

>> No.13698426

>>13698381
You're joking but there's hugeissue here. Inflow from ETFs is ATH. Essentially we now live in new era of communism where centralized holders of assets and central banks control price of assets by buying and selling majority of it

>> No.13698436

HMNY mooning!

>> No.13698467

>>13698436
Gonna buy and hold HMNY until monday. Max gains guaranteed.

>> No.13698526

>>13698436
Fuck off with your Monopoly money

>> No.13698527

DO I SELL
OR
JUST DUMP THE LAST OF MY POWDER IN SQQQ!?

>> No.13698529

NEWS

>> No.13698546

AHHHHH GOD SAVE TRADE TALKS

>> No.13698567
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>>13698381
>Thinks millennials can buy homes.

Sorry boomer.

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13698574

So is it Black Friday?

Also, does June have a triple witching day?

>> No.13698585

Fucking hell big dump everyone out of the pool

>> No.13698594

Sour hour volume sell off!

>> No.13698610

Guys ready for a big end week rally?

>> No.13698629

Looks like I overpaid for uhhhh... everything. MMM now too.
>>13698594
But I like all my holdings...
Do I sell some vtsax?

>> No.13698632

>>13698610
Nobody tell him

>> No.13698638

https://twitter.com/CNBCnow/status/1129462607058997249

ahahahahahahhah

>> No.13698639
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13698639

Futures were finally right

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>>13698638

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>>13698632
Fuck

>> No.13698665

We haven't even gotten retaliation from China over the Huawei executive order yet.

Don't hold over the weekend you goofs.

BTW SOXS about to make me rich.

>> No.13698674

Big red futures dildo
BUY PUTS NOW OR FOREVER LOSE MONEY hedge those fucking calls

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>>13698674
>buy puts now

>> No.13698707

I GOT MY SPY PUTS LETS MAKE SOME FUCKING MONEY!!!!

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>>13697722
>tfw dreaming about waking up on Monday to a $40 atvi

>> No.13698725

>as soon as my put expires the stock price falls through the floor and into strike price
This is bullshit.

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... what the lmao fuck
https://www.bushcenter.org/publications/podcasts/channels/strategerist/index.html

>> No.13698764

Why has the market stopped crashing, we were supposed to be going strait down!

>> No.13698770

WHY DO THE JEWS DO THIS TO US?!?!?!?!?!?!

>> No.13698775

>>13698707
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH i love coming to this general

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MEXICO COMMITS TO ELIMINATE ALL TARIFFS IMPOSED IN RETIALITATION FOR U.S. 232 DUTIES - PRESIDENT'S OFFICE

>> No.13698789

should I buy TRNX, it's pumping right now?
am I too late?

>> No.13698790

new bread pls ty

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13698800

HEH. THANKS FOR THE CHEAPIES. WE SHAKIN' OUT THE WEAK HANDS.

>> No.13698801

...I just bought $1,200 of viix

I’m scared guys all my moneys gonezo.

>> No.13698802

>>13698764
Ahem
>wrong again baggie

>> No.13698807

>>13698789
Never chase a moon mission you’ll always catch the top

>> No.13698815

>>13698802
WTF as soon as my order filled the whole fucking thing stabilized. This is bull shit.

>> No.13698818

>>13698807
>things I learned the hard way, the movie

Except then I saw GMO and thought, nah, this won’t still be pumping 3 days later, I’ll just watch and wait.

>> No.13698845

Dubs decide if IM going long or short WTI/Gold/SP500/NDQ100/DJ30 over weekend

>> No.13698860

>>13698845
Long S&P

>> No.13698862

>>13698845
long

>> No.13698866

AAAAAAAHHHHH
I SOLD SOME DISNEY AND BOUGHT SOME VIIX AND NOW I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!

Do I liquidate my bags and realize my losses?

>> No.13698868
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13698868

Buy buy buy

>> No.13698873

>>13698862
>>13698860
phew

>> No.13698887

>>13698845
fucking buy the S&P puts and make some money with me.

>> No.13698889

>>13698880
>>13698880
new thread

>> No.13698891

Bulls just don't quit. This market sucks

>> No.13698892

>>13698845
long spy

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>Replies: 359
Yea I‘m thinkin‘ it‘s 404 time

>> No.13698907

>>13698887
close but no, also I dont do options I leverage long shorts
>>13698892
>>13698862
>>13698860
why yall long sp?

>> No.13698946

you know what, this market really looks like its time to long SP

>> No.13698949

>>13698907
>>13698866
Seems I won.
Long viix I guess

>> No.13698973

>>13698845
Everyone here is telling you to go long. So you go short. Also, China retaliation news over the weekend.

>> No.13699001

>>13698949
no fuck you volatility is shittiest play ppl can make and it also wasnt on table
>>13698973
maybe they dont want me to win so I can dump my red wojak collection? Bcs I dont want to release any of my wojaks to markets, I've been accumulating

>> No.13699007

The Chinese can't die quick enough.

>> No.13699057

>>13698973
this actually looks bullish for weekend hold

>> No.13699058

baking new bread

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>>13699057
>this actually looks bullish for weekend hold

We looking at the same charts and news?

>> No.13699083

>>13699058
sirs its already made

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>>13699070
Friday in 2019 was always free money day, that's how bear gang was stealing bulls money loading calls/longs mid day and dropping it in full reversal uptrend

Look at SPY rn, it's scared, everyone is unloading their shit bcs just like you everyone is scared of weekend news or some sort of retaliation by chinkies. You are correct if you see selling and scary headlines, but that's environment with too much short or not enough long, perfect setup for hype up next week, we either go low slower so I can drop longs and just ride my short forever, but I see no reason not to long over weekend on already bad sentiment

>> No.13699389

Hell of a week, made fuckload of money on monday and tuesday then wiped all gains betting agains Germany for the first time, learned Germany and DAX have even more brainless moves than American markets, decided to stick to shit I know for now and closed with exactly 1% gain over this week

Longing SP for lols (actually not, I srsly think hype spike is ez play here)

>> No.13699475

>GALT dips 2%
Yawn. Why all the hate