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13653273 No.13653273 [Reply] [Original]

>show my mom my portfolio a bit today just to brag to her a little, 30% pumps are fun
>she says "Wow imagine if it hit $1,000."
>mfw

she knows where the price is going. everyone is jacked into the future in the current timeline and even a non-linker can pluck information through the slipstream in reality. she knows where the price will inevitably go without knowing the first thing about link. crazy

>> No.13653286

>>13653273
you fucking retard. first rule of being rich, dont disclose ur portfolio

>> No.13653288

>>13653273
she messaged me "today i found out that my son is gay, what do anon?"

>> No.13653312
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13653312

>when you turn up to the annual family gathering this year
Well well WELL, look who was right about investing in internet magic money!

>> No.13653373

>>13653273
I'm cringing so fucking hard. your mom is a faggot and so are you. fucking kill yourself

>> No.13653969

>>13653273
this board is 18+ faggot. you should probably clean your room too

>> No.13653980

lole on mainnet she will force you to pay thousands or you're getting kicked out

>> No.13654053

>>13653969
Assuming op isn’t 30. Are you new to /biz ?

>> No.13654220

>talking to your parents
>thinking you’re ever gonna make it

>> No.13654242

>>13654220
Based as fuck

>> No.13654651

>>13654220
>>13654242
Based be the glory

>> No.13654690

>>13653273
Is she hot? Asking for a friend

>> No.13654703

>>13653312
ok haha now that is epic!

>> No.13654957

>>13654690
Not really. Don't need seconds tbqh.