Frugal Thread

[Anonymous No.13640171]

ITT: Share tips and ideas to save as much money as possible

[Anonymous No.13640485]

Oats and eggs is all you really need nutritional wise

[Anonymous No.13640504]

go to a fucking fleamarket garage sale and flip stuff on ebay.

everyone can make 20.000 a year doing this.
you only have to do one thing: get up and do it.

[Anonymous No.13640507]

>>13640485
need some greens too frend

[Anonymous No.13640517]

>>13640485
Eggs are horrible for your health.

[Anonymous No.13640520]

>>13640485

brown rice, lentils, peanut butter

[Anonymous No.13640522]

>>13640171
>shower every other day
>use toilet paper only if I have diarrhea, otherwise use water
>use DIY soap which lasts me 2+ months and costs me only 50 cents
>don't use ((((shampoo)))
>buy clothes only one time a year when they're on discount
>try to ask landlord/internet provider etc to lower the price every month before I pay the bills
>dumpsterdive every other day to get stuff for free
>never go to (((doctor))), just eat smashed raw garlic when you're eating sick
>do 72 hours water fast every weekend to save money on food
>steal neighbors' cats/dogs and then give them back once they offer a reward (if it's too low try selling the pet on craigslist first)
>shoplift expensive groceries every once in a while so it's not too suspicious (security doesn't mind if you shop there often)

That's about it, you can save around 10k a year if you do this stuff right. Share your tricks

[Anonymous No.13640525]

If you're too poor to afford paying a fat-brapper chick to sit on your face, you can simulate the smell and warmth by boiling cabbage, onions, garlic, and eggs in a pot and inhaling the vapor from it. Also, you can eat all the boiled items after you're done and get some good nutritional value. It's a two-for-one deal.

[Anonymous No.13640526]

piss in the top of the toilet. shit where you sit. you'll flush with your piss and save on water

[Anonymous No.13640527]

>>13640517
kill yourself

[Anonymous No.13640528]

>>13640517
Egg whites are goat food.
Chicken, broccoli with egg whites with a multi is all you need

[Anonymous No.13640529]

>>13640171
Get your toilet paper from public toilets. Go in with an empty cardboard roll and just spool it on. I do this with about five empty rolls whenever I need. Don't use the same toilet every time tho

[Anonymous No.13640547]

>>13640522
>>steal neighbors' cats/dogs and then give them back once they offer a reward (if it's too low try selling the pet on craigslist first)

i am a black person but you are a nigger

[Anonymous No.13640560]

>>13640522
You just sound like a slob/douchebag/criminal

[Anonymous No.13640613]

Also, steal everything you can from work. I have a side job where i work at a stadium i work there only to bring back home a buttload of cheeseburgers


>>13640525
based

[Anonymous No.13640670]

>>13640613
>buttload of cheeseburgers
>assburgers

[Anonymous No.13640755]

>buy clothes from chink online shops
>grow weed on the windowsill
>cancel all paid online services and pirate instead
>download aircrack-ng to get free internet

[Anonymous No.13640787]

>>13640755
>buying clothes

[Anonymous No.13640960]

>>13640755
enjoy your fabric color poisoning

[Anonymous No.13640982]

>>13640527
Egg soldier

[Anonymous No.13640991]

>>13640171

Any appliance you need, you can just "borrow" from Walmart (or other stores) and take it back after X amount of days. They don't give a fuck why you're returning it. My Mom does this with everything. She even returned a 2 year old mattress to Kohl's recently.

[Anonymous No.13641007]

>>13640517
wtf you still believe in that boomer's meme

[Anonymous No.13641032]

>>13640525
That is the most aesthetically pleasing ID I have seen on this board

[Anonymous No.13641096]

>trap pigeons for meat
>steal apartment neighbor's electricity by cutting through wall and splice your wiring with theirs
>clean clothes by soaking them in soap water and air drying them
>get free paper towels and tissue from workplace
>get free beer from office refrigerator
>get free drinks from kiosks at fast-food restaurants
>get free internet outside of cafes/restaurants with wifi

[Anonymous No.13641104]

>>13641096
>live with parents for free

[Anonymous No.13641212]

>>13640171
I dont do this but I know of people I work with that have:
>work in large manufacturing facility
>8 vending machines in the cafeteria
>vending company gives managers "tokens" that they can hand out to employees for doing -something- above their normal duties
>the machines accept them as dollar coins
>have access to bags of these tokens
>put tokens in vending machine
>hit the return button
>machine does not give tokens or $1 coins as change
>get a pocket full of quarters in exchange for your free, otherwise worthless tokens

Guy who did it told me he would sometimes yank $10 worth of tokens a day. That way he would "technically" make $1.25 more per hour at 8 hours for that day.

[Anonymous No.13641235]

>>13640517
Kys vegan fag

[Anonymous No.13641273]

If you are hardcore (like me), just go and live in China for 2 years and get the company to pay for your accommodation then live on rice, chicken and vegetables. I'll probably save about $40,000 this year living like this.

[Anonymous No.13641280]

>>13640522
Stealing pets? I hope you get caught in the act.

[Anonymous No.13641541]

Drive an old manual 4 cyl shitbox. Any car you borrow money for is a car you cant afford.
Have modest mortgage. Rent out spare rooms. Rent if you must but understand you're still paying a mortgage, just not your own.
Buy shit on special, plan meals in advance so you don't get tempted to buy extravagant stuff when shopping, or worse, stuff that doesn't get used and ends up being thrown away
Buy the cheapest alcohol you can stomach, if you drink. Anything more is a waste. Drink for social interactions, not out of habit.
Eat at home before going out
Borrow tools or appliances you'll only use once from friends or family rather than buy

[Anonymous No.13641958]

go to self cashout grocery stores
>banana
>banana
>banana
>banana

[Anonymous No.13642489]

>>13640528
if you want to increase your prostate cancer risk by hundreds of % that's the way to go

[Anonymous No.13642496]

Don't buy brand name shit. I just shop at Aldi and have saved a nice but of money doing that.

[Anonymous No.13642509]

>>13640171
Can we post more frugal images? I find stuff like this creative, like the cinder block and wood plank bookshelf hippies used to have.

[Anonymous No.13642530]

Suck one dick a day on your lunch break. If you're a twink you can rack in a bit, if not then hey at least you get some nice juicy dick in your throat.

[Anonymous No.13642564]

>>13642509
>"Oh anon, it looks.....
It looks nice, I guess"

[Anonymous No.13642575]

>>13640547
ur still a nigger, but this guy is a fucking asshole.

[Anonymous No.13642581]

>>13640517
eggs are literally one of the best foods you can consume, i eat 3 a day
>https://www.healthline.com/nutrition/why-are-eggs-good-for-you

[Anonymous No.13642607]

>>13642564
Oh I would never have it personally. Just find it fascinating. Like watching a stoner get desperate and cut the middle right out of someones garden hose.
Some ideas might be worthwhile but yeah not gonna get you laid.

[Anonymous No.13642641]

>>13640171
pic related. you know they sell flat doors right

[Anonymous No.13642657]

>>13642581
I eat 6 a day because non farmed salmon and pasture raised meat is fucking expensive.

Canned sardines are cheap as fuck but holy shit they are a chore to eat every day.

[Anonymous No.13642676]

>>13642581
It's fine to eat 2-3 eggs per day if you exercise regularly, however if you are sedentary then the cholesterol and fat will be bad for your heart

[Anonymous No.13642721]

always poop at work or in a public toilet, saves on toilet paper and water

never buy new gum, just keep your old gum and wrap it when you aren't using it

steal office supplies from work and resell them on craigslist

bring your phone charger to work and use the works electricity to charge your phone

[Anonymous No.13642758]

>>13640504
How to start?
I'm not sure whether to pick a niche or just try to cover all I can in terms of categories.

Should I just walk around and check whatever looks interesting to it's sales numbers on ebay etc?

I've sold a few small items like a bronze coffee grinder etc, but not too much.

[Anonymous No.13642802]

>>13640522
>Not using shampoo

Patricians hygene

I learned in Afghanistan when I didn't get the chance to take a shower or change clothes for 2 months in the desert that my acne and my dandruff went away completely. Don't strip your face and hair of it's needed oils familia.

[Anonymous No.13642810]

>>13640755
How do you sell weed? I haven't hung out with edgy teens or druggies for years and I don't feel like walking up to random niggers or highschoolers on the street.

Also one of mine
>buy shit from China, ALWAYS demand a refund for item-not-arrived (Chinese don't use trackers)
>modify my sales items in photoshop to make them look better, but do it crafty so they can't ever claim not-as-described
>Sell shit and don't send it if I'm feeling risky, tell the buyer that there was a strike and they should wait X weeks (until the refund timeframe has expired so they can't claim anymore)
Feel like a dick about it but I'm dirtpoor. Still haven't sunk so low to steal iphones from fat chicks and sell those, though.

[Anonymous No.13642815]

>>13642676
t. UN & NWO propaganda to keep humanity docile and weak

[Anonymous No.13642863]

>>13642802
You were taking dirt baths the entire time though.

[Anonymous No.13643019]

Take tip from old boomer:

Invest in yourself, buy high quality healthy food, sleep enough, don't do stupid drugs. Get proper education.

[Anonymous No.13643288]

>>13642863
I'm serious man don't wash your face or your hair. Just rinse it out with water

[Anonymous No.13643296]

>>13640517
>muh klester all

[Anonymous No.13643311]

>>13640522
/demonic/

[Anonymous No.13643326]

>>13640171
do not ever buy any internet funny money a.k.a cryptocurrency

[Anonymous No.13643407]

>>13643326
Agreed.

[Anonymous No.13643433]

Frequent thrift stores in wealthy areas to flip or own. You'd be fucking shocked what people discard.

Don't risk your job or freedom stealing cheap, easy to obtain items.

Facebook marketplace has also been good to me, 60%+ purchase rate (over Craigslist). Price items to move. Easily covers my monthly bills.

I don't touch my savings.

[Anonymous No.13643454]

>>13640547
>i am a black person but you are a nigger
based brownie

[Anonymous No.13643467]

>>13640560
that'sthejoke.jpg
do you not see his "devilish" picture?

[Anonymous No.13643506]

>>13643288
wash your face but only use a warm hand towel with no soap
gets rid of the oily feeling while still leaving plenty of good oil on your face
it's the soap that fucks up the balance

[Anonymous No.13644319]

>>13640171
Buy a straight razor and a pack of blades, depending on how often you shave this can last you an entire year and cost less than cartridges for normie blades.

Also buy shaving soap and a brush to apply for that juice lather.