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>> No.13633724

>>13633711
JUST-ed so hard the thread 404'd

>> No.13633725

>>13633711
lol its not funny anymore, stop making these threads

>> No.13633738

Where the spiders at?

How'd you guys do today?

0.48 close is STRONK.

NEXT STOP $1

>> No.13633779

Going all in on bitcoin.
Fuck stocks and fuck Trump.

>> No.13633785

Gonna put in 5k to the S&P tomorrow at open.

>> No.13633791

>>13633779
I hate that i'm desperate enough to even consider this

>> No.13633795
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13633795

>dem Nasdaq futties crashing with no survivors

>> No.13633810
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13633810

>Candy corn edition AGAIN
Day can't get much worse huh

>> No.13633815

>>13633779
>>13633791
>The 'ol Buy high, sell low
Never change /biz/

>> No.13633852

>>13633815
The alternative for me is to just hope trump crashes everything with no survivors and buy back in cheap as possible

>> No.13633856
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13633856

Threadly reminder to ignore tripfags - no matter the quality of the comment

>> No.13633889

>>13633852
There's almost certainly things that are selling at a premium.

Instead of chasing trends and buying memes why don't you do some actual research and find things to buy and HODL.

>> No.13633901

>BTC over 8000$
is it the beginning or the end?

>> No.13633940
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13633940

>>13633901
Real glad I FOMOd my stocks into it today. I might actually end green today even though trump and Chang ruined me

>> No.13633972
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13633972

Any TAfag able to discern this pattern?

>> No.13633987

>>13633901
End. Pumped too quick and will dump just as quick.

Is buying $spy on robinhood gold 2.5 leverage a good idea or terrible one?

>> No.13634028

>>13633972
that's the "Disappointing clinical trial", classic pattern

>> No.13634132
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13634132

>triple top finally confirmed
Who else /bigshort2/ here?

>> No.13634281
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>>13634132
I want to still believe in the Trump Put.

>> No.13634283

>>13633972
The “FUCK TRUMP FUCK CHINA FUCK NIGGERS FUCK JANNIES” morning Doji hammer star

>> No.13634306
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>>13634281
Tomorrow opens red, ends green.

>> No.13634388

i went all in last week, kil lme psl

>> No.13634418
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13634418

Oh thank God
my Bowl America limit sell hit for 15.70 hit today

Thanks whoever bought my bag
>volume 5000
dont think it registered on the official chart

>> No.13634422

>market tanks
>SDS calls still barely moving
REEEE EVEN WHEN I TIME THE MARKET I LOSE

>> No.13634456

>>13634388
you think you have it bad? put 12 k in just 5 days ago

>> No.13634457

>>13634306
Be it so, I'm gonna put most of my stock to ko

>> No.13634466
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13634466

>orange man bad
not this shit again
wake me up when Deutsche Bank collapses or something really bad happens

>> No.13634470
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13634470

Anyone else green today?

>> No.13634484
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13634484

>>13634470
Daddy Bitcoin is getting me there

>> No.13634517

>>13633785
this isn't the bottom though

>> No.13634526

Go all in on DFEN

We're going to war with Iran and the government will not allow any of these companies to lose

and even when Democrats win again they'll keep shoveling money to these guys too, they just quiet about it. these all made bank during Obama

>> No.13634548
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13634548

LCI is not being kind to my Robinhood account today.

Also, buy LCI.

>> No.13634577

>>13634470
Yeah, up $10k today alone.

>> No.13634594
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13634594

the final redpill of the stock market is that money is worthless and it will only lose value while everything else (including stocks) will indefinitely rise in value when priced in fiduciary money

the additional plus of stocks over gold/btc is that stocks represent parts of real companies and those companies earn real money while gold or btc just stays at the same level - gold brick or crypto will never "earn" you any real value outside of inflation because it doesn't work.

Just wait and see. Don't sell when it's low fools.

>> No.13634651

>>13634594
You're halfway there.

The real red pill is realizing that when you purchase stock you're purchasing ownership of a company.

So instead of playing babbys first gambling sim and buying tickers and shitting your pants over price fluctuations you should be identifying sold businesses that sell good products and HODLING.

>> No.13634666
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13634666

guys will the market ever be positive again or is this it?

>> No.13634700

>>13634651
Also all these dummies with $4k in their accounts buying SPY need a reality check.

Unless you're accumulating index ETFs regardless of the price for decades of you're trying to flip triple digit share price you need to be dealing with six figures.

You retards are better off in the OTC, when you make two money you can be buying these $20, $60, $200 shares.

Otherwise you're gonna be poor for life.

>> No.13634707

>>13634548
I'm going to but toying with the amount. If I see more insider buys I'll go heavier. Market needs to calm down.

>> No.13634731

>>13633738
50% profits. Sell now and buy the dip or are there no dips with spiders?

>> No.13634766

>>13634651
that's true

>> No.13634781

>>13634731
I bought more today, just gonna hodl until it ranks or gets bought out. Maybe.

The news that keeps coming out is good, did you see that article today?

If this is organic, and not just a pump and dump, im very optimistic. But that isn’t to say they cant get experience major problems with their net facilities, or face some sort of colony collapse.

Gotta look into silk worm disease...

>> No.13634802
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13634802

Is Trump based?

>> No.13634827
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13634827

MOMMY NOOOOOOOOO

>> No.13634832
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13634832

>>13634802
Short term pain, maximum Trump gains. Of course he is.

>> No.13634838
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13634838

>>13634802
if pic rel happens then yes

>> No.13634839

why don't you guys just buy dividends and earn passive income?

>> No.13634840

>>13634781
>>13634731
Should add, I bought more because I was afraid we may not get any dips. Has anyone seen anything that trades like this?

I am inexperienced with runaway penny stock pumps.

>> No.13634890

>>13634548
Damn son. How heavy are you in LCI?

>> No.13634903
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13634903

Watch the Slaughter happen! Who can stop Him now? Not even the Trump/China shit can stop Him. He always rebounds. So buy this uh "Gift" while you can. Yes Disney has a lot to offer but where else can you get all of today's Hot Must Have things under one umbrella?

Comcast is the only other game in town that comes to mind. Hell by his stock to while your on the prowl. Then you'd get it all on the cheap, everything that T don't have (which ain't much these days) but without paying the high price of Dis stock which will set you back $133 a piece.

Hell Comcast will pay out pretty damn close to what Dis does in Divvys anyway at a much cheaper price. But it pales to good T at $2.04 @ $30.50 a pop.

>> No.13634918

>>13634903
>stock picking instead of going all in on SPY

>> No.13634933
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13634933

Bought SPXS monday last week

Sold today for 10% gain, massive gap down opening so it will probably go back up to close the gap and I don't have the balls to go long yet

Also stocks are gay the bitcoin hyperbull has arrived

>> No.13634954

>>13634933
>ever putting your money into buttcoin

>> No.13634960

Thinking about buying LCI puts tomorrow

>> No.13634967
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13634967

>>13634666
god ahole of you self anon
we were grazing ATH week ago

this expect pull back

>> No.13634971

>>13634802
Definitely not. Though, he's right to press China on IP theft. One of the things I agree with him doing.

>> No.13635117

and btc dumped

>> No.13635169

>tfw doubled down past couple of week's ATH

>> No.13635207

>>13635117
>up 10% in last 24 hours
>dump
alright boomer, alright.

>> No.13635222
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13635222

Ooooooooo

>> No.13635241
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13635241

>>13633711
Ok, so Ive been telling you guys to pick up clinuvel for almost 2 years now. I was originally buying at around $2, now its at $18. Well pick related, it look slike they are going to get accepted into the ASX200. About time. Oh and FDA approval in June for a product that has been approved and distributed n Europe for over 2 years. Company has no debt and issued their first dividend last year. Check out the patents for the cosmetics line of tanning agents that will replace tanning beds. Positive results for vitiligo will have a patient population of only 50M people. I expect a share price of $40-50 by the end of the summer

>> No.13635246

I dont invest in stocks (for boomers) but if I did invest I would solely invest in dividends. I'm so glad I got into crypto when I did though, it feels good watching you boomers suffer.

>> No.13635247

Any thoughts about XYL? Trying to get into water-related stocks.

>> No.13635248
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13635248

dow down almost 700, nasdaq down, s&p down....

nice tariffs magababs

>> No.13635302

>>13634890
Just 400 shares.

>> No.13635339

>>13635302
Kneel and pray, son

>> No.13635365

>>13633972
the Tony Hawk

>> No.13635381

>>13634838
what's the island next to taiwan?

>> No.13635401

I bought some puts for LCI earlier today, how fucked am I?

>> No.13635416

>>13635381
Orchid Island? It's too tiny to see on that map but I've been there and it's lovely. The map is zoomed in on Hong Kong, is that what you're thinking of?

>> No.13635458

>>13635401
When do they expire?

>> No.13635463

Now that the trade hype has been unpriced in, everybody finished selling. and we can finally go long at open tomorrow.

>> No.13635472

>>13635248

ART OF THE DEAL

>> No.13635485

>>13635463
It's not priced in yet. We'll hit December lows when it comes out there's no deal at the end of the month

>> No.13635488

>>13635458
why would I tell you such a thing?
faggot ass..

>> No.13635502

>>13635488
I hate this general so much

>> No.13635518

>>13635488
lmao why wouldn't you tell him? If you want advice that's a very important detail, expiry date is a big part of how contract price is calculated

>> No.13635521

>>13635463

There isn’t going to be a deal. He’s going to burn the entire economy to the ground if he has to.

>> No.13635525

>>13634903
But don't fret and worry none. I got my risk spread out you see. Sure T is my Divvy King but I got my eyes on some short term gains as well. Short term being uh I dunno 10 years maybe. Or however long it takes before PINS hits $50 per or get's swallowed by a FANNG. Then I'll see some Profit will LGF get's bought. With the Streaming Wars Upon us all a buyout is the only option they got.

Then when ARMN Rises when the FDA gets off its ass I'll make 10k easy from him alone, enough to pay back every dime I invested and clear about 2k extra in Profit.

But I got me some for lack of a better word "Buffer" stocks, to help keep my money where it belongs, in my brokerage of course. KDP,KHC,Comcast,SPPWX - all my buffer friends. cause you know people gotta drink and eat and have entertainment in there life's these days. And if they all do real good and make me some nice Profit to, hey all the better for me.

I'l keep my GE shares cause you know I got them at the low low price of $7 a pop. And if they climb back to 15 hell that'd be nice as well.

>> No.13635527

>>13635502
my nigga you asked me to hold your hand and help you my nigga, you stupid?

I dont help no one but myself pussy, thas just life..

>> No.13635537
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13635537

anyone got the google drive with the recommended books?

>> No.13635556

>>13635485
This price action is just the 20 boomers that retired over the weekend and cashed out. All of my technical indicators are showing that we're about to rally back up to all time high once this 69d chess game is finished and we get a beautiful piece of artwork for a deal.

>> No.13635573

Unironically this is beautiful. It's even funnier that comfy spent every day during one of the biggest bull runs shilling SQQQ and losing all his money just for December lows to actually happen after he's lost it all

>> No.13635584
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13635584

>>13635488
Wtf

>> No.13635588

>>13635556
I'm telling you trump is gonna press the Chinese and they'll call his bluff. He has so much more to lose

>> No.13635604

>>13635339
My overall break-even price is about $6.66 (maybe I should buy some more to change that average...). Today's losses are about the full extent of my losses.

>> No.13635645

>>13635604
Lannet is about to fork over all their cash to the 40 states that just sued them.

https://seekingalpha.com/article/4263445-lannett-price-fixing-case-kicks-legs-fines-management-turnover-inevitable

>> No.13635652

>>13635537

Just read the communist manifesto

>> No.13635653

Buy these Cheapies while they last! Thanks Trump. God I hope this lasts till the 15th.

>> No.13635656
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13635656

>>13635521
Good. But it won't happen. China is going to buckle.

>> No.13635669

When's the deadline for the trade deal again?

>> No.13635677

>>13634960
The $5 put exp. 5/17 looks kind of tempting at the price Robinhood has quoted.l ($0.15-$0.20).

>> No.13635689

>>13635645
Another The Capitolist article. Read his entire history. That guy is a short seller and is paid to write doomsday articles.

>> No.13635694
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13635694

For me, it's just a good time to harvest some tax losses

>> No.13635705

>>13635556
This, I have my buying finger ready for the morning

>> No.13635716

>>13635669

lmao it already expired. Were you comatose?

>> No.13635733

>>13635677
Kinda dangerous though. Could very easily go worthlessness

>> No.13635748

>>13635537
I wish we could upload pdfs

>> No.13635795
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13635795

Hey 洋垃圾, my name is Xi Jinping, and I hate every single one of you.

>> No.13635809
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>>13635795
>U gon get da horns mutha fucka

>> No.13635818

>>13635645
We'll see. How these legal cases will turn out is really beyond my expertise. At worst, if it sinks the company, the most I stand to lose is 100% of my position.

>>13635733
I misread the post. I was saying it would be tempting to sell the $5 put, but you're right either way. That's the whole point of options, to mitigate or profit from danger.

>> No.13635822

>>13635656

No they won’t. Trump can lose an election the chink can’t

>> No.13635846

>>13634651
That's basically what warren buffet has done in his life. I don't know about you, but he has done pretty well. Ups and downs will happen, but good companies recover ALWAYS. Bad companies no.

>> No.13635851

>>13633711
>tfw I know one of the owners of The Fly
Feels meme man. Small world.

>> No.13635862

>>13635818
I bought 75 of the $5 puts, the least I can win is like 4x my money, 5x might take some time.

>> No.13635866

How do I resist the temptation to take gains as a long term investor? I'm up 40% on some positions and don't want to see it disappear. I can get back in after a pullback, r-right?

>> No.13635878
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13635878

Henlo frens

What am this pattern call?

>> No.13635891

>>13634132
>believing in classical technical analysis chart patterns
lmao LMAO

>>13634306
This is the most likely scenario, but then again, I don't think the selloff is anywhere near done. Big banks want to load up on longs before the next run up.

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>>13635822
Trump won't lose an election. Try keeping up noob. China is in no position to back out of the deal imo...I think this is all just a show desu and will renegotiate the deal after some weeks.

>> No.13635927

>>13635878
dragon doji candle with elevated sinatra steps followed by slight debbie dips on the gap up

>> No.13635928
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OH NO I BOUGHT A CHINA!?!?

>> No.13635933
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>>13635878
penny stocks don't have patterns, they just sort of do things

>>13635866
taking gains is fine
Just remember easy in, easy out
don't go all in or all out at a single time unless you are damn sure that you have no other choice
never anything wrong with easing up on a position that's made you some money, then you have some cash to look for other buy opportunities. Absolutely nothing wrong with that.
(depends if you're paying transaction fees, and what size the transaction fees are vs your total account)

>> No.13635950

>>13635914
>Trump won't lose an election
It's still way too early to call this prediction.

>> No.13635968

I cashed out. Sold everything, got physical gold. The market is just too fragile and if I played this right, I'll make a shitton.

>> No.13635970

>>13635950
It’s really not. Most incumbents win and democrats are trash, even here in Cali you find trump supporters not too down low. No candidate can handle scrutiny. And Tulsi isn’t allowed to win DNC. R’s win and dems are just waiting it out like China is attempting. They know their fucked too unless some serious shit happens

>> No.13636002
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13636002

Who gonna benefit from all this glut of produce an and beer China don’t want?

Dollar stores?

Jim Cramer keeps getting everything right, shoul I buy the twilio?

>> No.13636021

>>13635716
Trump set a new one this month. Trying to find the date for it
G
>>13635716

>> No.13636028

>>13635968
how many oz you got?

>>13635970
I feel like the ball is in Trump's court with this China thing: and that means the ball is in China's court for now.
The Dem candidates aren't saying anything (AFAIK) about the trade war: they don't want to take a side, they want to see what happens and then support it or denounce it based on how public opinion forms. Which is disgusting and political, but it is what it is.
At this stage of the negotiations, Trump can only continue to turn up the heat on the Chinkas until they cave (on not (!))
The Dems are all spinning their wheels, except for those that aren't running for pres, who seem to support Trump.
But if somehow things go bad for the US in this trade war for even a second, the Dem candidates and media will probably dog-pile in on the president. China doesn't have the same weakness. We must win !

>> No.13636030
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13636030

>>13635950
He won't lose an election. CNN ratings down. Mueller report proved he was innocent. John Huber has over 80k sealed indictments on deepstate. Fox news soaring in ratings. He paid taxes. He got unemployment in almost all demographics to all time historical lows. Not sure which reality you are part of bucko but Trump rallies are HUGE! Just like my tax cut. He is going to change maybe even audit the FED. Phase 2 of tax cuts incoming. THIS IS ALL PART OF THE PLAN...yet here you are still telling me it is too early? Don't forget trade renegotiation are still going on. EVERYONE IS FIGHTING HIM AND HE ALWAYS WINS! China can't bully him they don't have the control anymore.

>> No.13636056

>>13636030
Kek at this image
This that anime where he’s addicted to her spot?

>> No.13636065

>>13635970

Trump is beatable, but the Dems this cycle are a bunch of nobodies, except Biden who would have to run on the bad Obama record. Very similar to 2012 where Obama was beatable, but the Republicans ran meh-tier candidates.

Voters will say, maybe we don't 100% like Trump, but at least we know what we're getting.

Plus whoever wins has the highest intensity of supporters. Some people hate Trump, some people don't really care about politics at all, but people who like Trump REALLY like Trump. None of the Dems inspire that kind of fervor for their candidates now.

>> No.13636076

>>13635950
>It's still way too early to call this prediction.

I don't think so. The dems have had all this time to come up with some kind of candidate people are willing to rally behind. No such candidate yet. Clock is ticking. No proganda from the dems along the lines of; this is precisely what Trump is doing wrong and this is how we can do better. Instead they have chosen to get in bed with the radical left. I think they have already lost.

>> No.13636095

I see there are some newfags in here wanting to buy LCI puts... yes yes.. buy them.. just don't be shocked when Someone whacks the bid, wipes out premiums and brings stock up to 7.50 to make all put buyers options worthless and call buyers options worthless at the same time... yes yes.. buy those puts

>> No.13636110

>>13634283
kekd

>> No.13636123

>>13636065
I mostly agree. I just think dems 100% chance to lose this election is because of their unwillingness to play certain people. I think tulsi would be the best shot. Woman, dem, military history while in office if the DNC pushed that Trump would have a tough time. Biden, bernie, etc etc are joke candidates that cant keep up with trump. And debate they’d get wrecked. Biden has like 30 videos of him touching little girls in a weird way. Bernie is 100% DNC shill. Dems just can’t give an inch of control to someone not in line.

>> No.13636125

>>13636030

I honestly can't tell if this is satire or not.

>> No.13636132

>>13635891
the DOW gonna 19k reel s00n SET IN STONE.

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13636164

>>13636125
>I honestly am too lazy to look up anything you just said.
Fuck off back to plebbit.

>> No.13636166

>>13636125
Newfag detected

>> No.13636171

>>13636065
about the Trump base:
some, at least 50%, are 'entrenched'.
But don't forget about the independents he drew, and some of the weaknesses in his current state:
no wall built
if boomer retirement funds and pensions get too low in this tradewar, he loses them
farmers not super happy, we'll see what they think about the subsidies
fighting in the middle east vs. promises of non-interventionism: this is a BIG one. I think Venezuelan situation already looks meh, we supported some guy who didn't do anything. Syria looks eh, we launched missiles and said some stuff but didn't really do anything. If the Iran situation gets messy, I think he loses everyone in the middle, if a dem candidate promises to not fight in Iran

>>13636076
any time the dems try and beat trump, he's Teflon Don.
They need to stop going after him, sit back, and let him succeed or fail. they figured it out after like 3 years now.
He might completely fumble this China thing or the Iran thing. The country needs to support him on the China thing so that we can get a good deal. The Iran thing is looking like a dumb mess already

>> No.13636183

>>13636030
It's like you take Trump tweets as 100% fact and do no research of your own.

>> No.13636194

>>13636171
>They need to stop going after him, sit back, and let him succeed or fail.

Agreed.

>they figured it out after like 3 years now.

Perhaps but they're missing the opportunity to say explain why anyone should vote for them. "We're not Trump" is not a sufficient campaign platform.

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>>13636095
When the market shows signs of bottoming on the trade war selloff, go heavy on LCI. Or if more insider buys. All SMG should do this.

>> No.13636207

>>13636030
What about the deficit, this guy is spending money we don't have on stuff we don't need, like social security and medicare. He also said mean things about that dead war hero. We need him out of office so we can do entitlement reform and fix this fucking country's growing boomer problem.

>> No.13636239

>>13636207
>deficit meme

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>>13636200
>polls
When will you learn?!

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>>13636207
Why so ironic today?
Trump is top boomer, boomers are largest voting block and like leaving their kids with the bill.

They think things are even easier now than in their day.

>> No.13636300

>>13636247
I voted for Trump. I know the polls were shit. Biden won't beat Trump. But the polls are accurate in the Dem primary because that's who ((they)) want.

>> No.13636336

I hate a lot of what he's done (Trump) but not this time; Keep the Pressure on China! I wanna bag cheapies while the getting is good till the 15th at 4.00 p.m

Bag those cheapies! Then after they all make up and whatever and shit skyrockets sell for a nice Profit!

>> No.13636363

>>13636300
Just wait, the polls are going to change as we get closer to Iowa. There's going to be quite a few people dropping out before then, and after Iowa we're going to be left with Booker, Biden, that broad and Uncle Bernie.

>> No.13636378

Check it out everybodoy the Futures are green. We're going to gap up and go tomorrow.

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>>13636300
Won't happen.
https://www.cnbc.com/2019/05/13/asia-markets-us-china-trade-currencies-in-focus.html
China will back down. They never thought President Trump would keep pushing for it. He is a business man. He has set us up for success or all out war. He has no way of losing this. The chinese even hired people to figure him out ffs!
https://www.scmp.com/news/china/diplomacy/article/3010048/donald-trump-warns-china-it-will-be-hurt-very-badly-if-it
It is over. We win AGAIN. Buy the dips and HODL!

>> No.13636415

>>13636378
God no, I still got cheapies to bag. Money won't be there till the 15th

>> No.13636426

>>13636378
Why a bitch gotta lie?

>> No.13636460

>>13636415
This is what payday lending is for!

>> No.13636465
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I think Biden might surprise drop-out of the race when he realizes:
1. He's really old
2. He doesn't get to grope anyone on the campaign trail, and if he wins the presidency he's gonna have to not grope anyone for four (4) years

Then, Bernie will realize that he's next in line, but he never really expected to be there, he just wanted to rant about evil money-havers and be on TV. He will also realize that he's really old, and drop out.

Then mommy Tulsi will be president and I'll be the first lady :3
Get to clap those cheeks on Air Force One and in countries around the world
I'll have her tweet about how great the economy is doing to give my stocks a pump. Maybe I'll get a little pump in myself

>> No.13636467

>>13636426
It's no joke, the futures are green as fuck right now.

>> No.13636496

>>13636465
What about Pete Buttfucker and his husband? Those faggots are the new face of the Democratic party, they tried a woman last time and it didn't work, what makes you think they'll double down??

>> No.13636498

Well I guess I could technically do it tomorrow since E-Trade won't actually pull the money out till the next day. But still; if they pull it that day I'm in deep shit cause the funds to cover it won't be in the bank till the 15th. Then I'll be in bad with the bank and have to pay an overdraft charge. So I'll be screwed. A few dollars over, hey no big deal. Almost 2k over; well that's another thing.

>> No.13636526

>>13634466
Anon... I have some bad news for you

>> No.13636533

Relief rally tomorrow.

People forget that court cases and lawsuits take a while to process.

LCI had good earnings and has taken a massive hit. Tutes still own a lot of it.

Unironically might daytrade it tomorrow.

>> No.13636538

Lol this market isn't even close to rational.

Anyone who thinks China is going to willingly hamstring their current practices are straight retarded.

>> No.13636545

>>13635246
... anon plz take economics and finance course. Any. Just one plz

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>>13636496
the election is in like a year or two
I don't think AIDs will let them have that much time
like even if he survives until election day he'll be wasting away in later stages of the campaign, they'll have to get a body double

>> No.13636553
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BILI earnings call now!

>>13636533
Wait for midday bottom

>> No.13636568

A BULL MARKET JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

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>>13636553
o shit I didn't even realize

tell me how it goes I don't speak chinkenese

I'll have to buy some more tomorrow

>> No.13636574

>>13636571
It’s in English dummy
https://edge.media-server.com/m6/p/5imb3asx

>> No.13636584

>>13636568
LMFAO

>> No.13636601

>>13636574
sounds exceptionally Chinky to my honest blue-collar American ears

reported DIRECTLY to my friend Donald for proper tariffs.

He said "thanks, just bought 100k"

>> No.13636649

First thing I'm gonna do soon as my money is there is do a dump to E-Trade. 2nd thing is place my buy order for my 64 T babies. Then place my other orders. Do it first thing in the morning before I leave for work. Before people wake up and react.

One way or another I'm gonna get my cheapies!

>> No.13636655

>>13636601
Oh god it is
>weww weceived documentary history of twouh
W-wat?

Partnership with Funimation and taobao sounds like good news. I thought they had pirated anime tho

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Futures getting more green every second. We will make it Bros.

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Big buyer tomorrow broskis. Great chance for some good yield.

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>invested my first $60
>sold and made $6 in a week

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>futures gween

boink

>> No.13636705

I'm really tempted to buy more, smg. What should I do?

>> No.13636704

going to need some thanks for buying SQQQ and saving the market
let's hear it

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>>13636670
this is the Bilibili pump

The unstoppable anime bull, unbreakable gundanium gains forged of international friendship, love and understanding between generations and people of all kinds

the cryptocurrency boys have been talking about mooning for years. But you listen to me: we are the ones whose dollars will pave the way into space. Our investments will go to work for us mining the asteroid belt. The golden bull is here, lad

And you know what goes with the golden bull? the bull only gets his strength from the cows. How about the king of dairy, DF. What an absolute CHAD of a stock right now

>>13636681
B&R

>> No.13636761

This is actually an interesting conference call. Bili Bili might be the best way to play smartphone addiction in Chinese zoomers. They don’t do anything with US except funimation right? Can’t imagine they’d get tarriffed, or Japanese coutries would be punished for doing business with them.

Oh shit they do esports with LoL and Overwatch too? Wait, and cosmetics? E-commerce and other revenue streams?

Jesus, I only bought 10 shares wtf?!

I NEED AN UPDATE FROM:
The rat
The Bili Bili anon who told us about the leak
Comfy (get well soon bruh)

>>13636670
>not getting cheapies is “making it”
You just don’t get it, do you? The best way to sell high, is to buy low. And trade war means a real good opportunity to

>> No.13636802

>>13636761
You sound butthurt that you didn't buy the dip today. We are going much higher very soon.

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>>13636670

>> No.13636845
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>It's a /pol/ lite thread
Go full 1488 or fuck off

>> No.13636868

-$30 on my one measly share of apple, do I pull it out and invest what’s left into upcoming divvies or hold?

>> No.13636885

>>13636868
If you only have enough for one share, dividends aren't the strategy for you my friend.

>> No.13636889

>>13636761
what do you need an update about

>> No.13636901

>>13636868
Meh, I would hold, it will recover eventually. Just buy more when the market completely bottoms and then starts going up again. Apple has had terrible shit happen to them and bad publicity all of the time and they are still alive.

>> No.13636909

>>13636802
I did though... I bought bili, KHC, and more spiders today.

Also more CGC.

>>13636868
Not sure how you didn’t get out earlier if you were paying attention... it’s probably going lower but if you’re not that active you might just want to hold.
buy way more if it gets below 60. Guarantee Buffett is buying more, and Tim will be increasing to maximum buyback.

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Buy shopify

>> No.13636948

>>13636885
I have $800 in my portfolio, but I’ve only been investing for the last two months.

>> No.13636950

>>13633711
>vote democrat
>stock market drops like a rock
> wait 3-6 months
>buy the fuck out of Facebook
>become rich in 2 years

>> No.13636983

>>13636670
december dip lasted longer than this and was caused by the exact same reason. trade wars. this isn't over yet.

>> No.13636995

>>13636983
>trade wars

and the fed

>> No.13636997

>>13636950
Nancy Pelosi's husband did the same thing, kek.

>> No.13637002

>>13636948
that could EASILY be 25 shares of KHC
make it happen big boy

>> No.13637012

>>13636948
Even yielding 10%, that's literally only $80 a year. If you want to play the dividend game, you should be high five figures at least. I sit on about 100k yielding 10%.

>> No.13637015

>>13637002
Khc is fucked

>> No.13637023

Fucking hate that it takes 3 bis days to transfer money from my Capitalone account to my other account. Granted the capitalone account till today at least has only had money flowing into it, never out, but still. Thought the whole point of online banking was that it was "fast".

The accounts are linked, did the whole security confirmation shit and whatnot so that "hey the dude who is doing the transfers is really me" thing that capitalone likes to do (which I'm glad of btw) but still. They know it's legit, still takes 3 days to do a single transfer out.

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>> No.13637056

>>13637015
Why do you say that?

>> No.13637057

>>13636948
If you believe in ODP, it has room to grow quite a bit from its current price, plus a nearly 5% annual dividend yield. Just a suggestion. Don't take my word for it.

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>everyone panic sells
>china tariffs take into effect
>common goods become a bit more expensive
>people start spending less
>no economic stimulation
>recession as a result
>???
>PROFIT

Where bear squad at?

>> No.13637103

>>13637056
https://www.google.com/search?q=khc&rlz=1CDGOYI_enUS745US746&oq=khc&aqs=chrome..69i57j0l3.762j0j7&hl=en-US&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8
Not trying to be a dick. All this just doesnt look great. I think this company hasnt been adapting well to the future anyways and people are buying other companies products. I dont see this shooting up soon and i dont seem them as a big market share in 20 years.

>> No.13637111

T babies for the win! 6.67% Yield ($2.04 a share) w/price at $30.50 (now).

Got 90 now. By the 15th I'll have 164. After 29 years I'll have 30+k in income and not have to sell a single share. That income will be coming to me each year starting at 65 till the day I kick. It won't be my only income stream, more like my 4th. plus whatever else profits my other stocks bring me.

>> No.13637131

>>13637111
Diversify anon

>> No.13637134

>>13636727

moo

>> No.13637149

>>13636889
Recession
Tutes
Cheapies
KHC or any other foodstonks
BILI & dudeweedlmao (if you care)

Whatever you feel like talking about man I just like getting your take on things.

I got Merck, Altria, and Disney too, might get more Disney if it goes much lower.

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>>13635645
>The Capitolist
Opinion piece discarded with EXTREME prejudice.

>> No.13637183

>>13637103
I agree. Coca cola adapted and got the zero sugar/no calorie shit in order...KHC will get a new CEO around June 30 so I think I will take that gamble.

>> No.13637184

Westjet.... holy shit. Apparently they are being bought out. +59% today.

>> No.13637217

Who's in on OGI with me tomorrow? NASDAQ uplisting coming, and one of the few dude weeds that are knocking it out of the park in terms of execution.

Others to look at:
ACB
APHA
CGC
IAN
HEXO
TRST
TRUL
>>13637184

They are.

Stock is already up to the deal price. Stay away unless you want to short it and think the deal will fall through,

>> No.13637240

>>13637183
God damn I love Coca-Cola

>> No.13637244

>>13637012
This is my problem with dividend investing. If you scoff at the low volume dividend investor, that means you assume their is a higher yield investment available to them. And if they have a higher yield investment available so does the high value dividend investor.

End of the day, all dividend investors are chicken shit and too scared to manage their own money using strategies that they know will net them a higher yield.

>> No.13637262

>>13637244
Maybe not everyone has the time and expertise and are looking for something safe? Is that so bad?

>> No.13637295

>>13637217

Cresco Labs fren.

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>>13636465

>> No.13637344
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which corporation will you be a citizen of when governments finally give control of the populace to shareholders?

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>>13637344

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>>13637149
>recession
dont really believe in them
>tutes
waiting for cot update tommrow

>Cheapies
the ones that stand out the most are 3M and UPS. 3m i think is free money right now

>food
TAP and BGS are good buys right now. GIS and SJM have been great to own, as petfood industry continues to grow

>bili/weed
i dont trade chinese or weed and probably never will

>> No.13637443

>>13637344
Big accounting firms always have plenty of young semi-autistic hot-in-a-mousey-way chicks that you might have like five kids with if you play your cards right, so I'd pick one of those and spread that seed, son.

>> No.13637459

Puts on teva for that cha ching

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>>13637344
mcdonalds but unironically ironically

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>>13637443
wait hold on that's exactly EXACTLY what I want
she better wear glasses and have soft hands and smell nice too

o shit how do I get in on that
should I just hang around near accounting firms?
currently doing 90k/yr in engineering, should I give it all up and go back to school?

>> No.13637488

>>13637427
Thanks fren.
Sorry for being a pleb

Don’t know how quickly 3M can turn around but I’m gonna take a look when I find the time. It keeps getting knocked down, but it can’t go much lower, can it...

>> No.13637529

>>13637488
3M fell below the monthly bolinger band.
if youre the one that bought DIS calls at the top, this is the opposite situation
since its a top Dow heavyweight, theres a 99% chance itll bounce above this level to at least 186. if it goes to 169 you should just drop all plans and go Deep and hodl for a month

>> No.13637548

>>13635970
>Saying Cali
>From California

>> No.13637559

>>13637057
dont listen to this schmuck
ODP is a piece of shit divi stock
buy coke or at and t instead

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tfw u bough tqqq last week and are trading puts to make up for it but u cant catch up

>> No.13637629

Futures green
Please
PLEASE

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>>13637529
H-ha! H-how’d you know?
Not calls but shares, very dumb. Disney might get back up there if Aladdin and that X-men movie don’t totally nuke it before frozen 2 and toy story 4 can revive it. The streaming is too long term right now.

Shit maybe I really should just sell, take the loss, and buy back lower... damn it.


Anyhow didn’t know you were that big on TA patterns. I’m inclined to believe you on 3M, but it sounds like they have some Chinese exposure and a lot of auto exposure. Not sure how mining business is doing and what potion of their business it is now.

But it IS a dividend aristocrat after all...

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R8 my holds nibbas

>> No.13637808

>>13637131
Oh I have. T ain't my only holding

>> No.13637930
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>>13637678
because I can see the future and by extension I can see time, like the Past

i Use TA, i juse monthly bollingers only or else I just naked trade ranges. sometimes I use the weekly but odds are reduced 10-20%
To be honest, If I just use this strategy id be 100% profitable but Im too autistically obsessed with my favorite companies so I buy retarded shit like GoodYearTires or Tupperware and rack up pointless losses

3M is far too diversified and well managed, thats why its one of the top Dow30. You can pretend its like buying JNJ or KO below the bollinger. they made a fat aquistion and lowered guidance so the drop is reasonable, and a rebound is equally reasonable at this level

>> No.13638050

>>13636550
Unfortunately pharma companies have created drugs strong enough to defy god's will. GRIDS don't kill anymore.

>> No.13638079

>>13636761
>You just don’t get it, do you? The best way to sell high, is to buy low. And trade war means a real good opportunity to
This only applies if you have cash. Most people here are fairly small specs without much in the way of cash. They've taken hits and many are in the red on positions because they bought high. You're on the sidelines, while they're already all in the game.

>> No.13638110
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I'm free

>> No.13638185

>>13638110
how much did you initially invest

>> No.13638218

S Q Q Q
Q
Q
Q

>> No.13638247

>>13638110
I still have no idea why there are restrictions

>> No.13638262

>>13638247
humble brag

>> No.13638268

>>13638218
based

>> No.13638285

>>13638247
To stop retards from losing their money making bad day trades

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>>13638247
It's for you own good.

>> No.13638317

>>13637483
No, man. Stay an engineer. They like that kind of guy. You just need some way to meet them. That's all you need at this point, man. I'm a little jelly, desu.

>> No.13638323

>>13638285
Is it a federal regulation? If so why does Uncle Sam give a fuck

>> No.13638329

>>13638323
Yes, and that is a fair point

>> No.13638332

>trade war starts
>i load up on SPY puts on Friday
>suddenly huge rally Friday afternoon for NO reason
>I get spooked thinking shit is priced in and sell
>monday bloodbath so i load up on SPY puts again at open
>tuesday futures soaring green even though only bad news came out

yaaaaaaa fuck this im done. this market is irrational. TA, algorithms, statistics, mathematics, it's all pointless since only thing that drives market is rich powerful people that are illogical. you cant predict them unless you get into their inner circle. bitcoin is more fair than the stock market.

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Did I miss any good dividend growth stocks?

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>>13638332
>I can't do X, so obviously nobody can

Oh for sure my man it's everybody else's fault and not yours

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>>13638342
no idea but thanks for the spoonfeed. got any more? unironically

>> No.13638389

>>13638364
nobody can that's my point. only people that make money in this market are lucky or cheating. u think it's a coincidence that the founder of rennaisance technology is one of trumps biggest donators? u think trump aint feeding him juicy tips to keep rennaisance historic returns going??? market is rigged open your eyes.

>> No.13638401

>>13638378
I prioritized low payout with high growth, so KO and T and VZ obviously don't make the cut.
I'm probably missing a lot of midcap and smallcap ones, but I spent a few hours on this and don't want to do any more tonight. I'll post the chart every now and then to try to get more on

>> No.13638460

>>13638401
cool thanks bromium. once im done getting bogged in btc ill move into stocks

>> No.13638463

>>13637559
It pays a 5% dividend yield and its share price is going to increase by 50% in the medium term future IMO. The current business, based on share price, is undervalued and, depending on whether you believe in their transformation plan, could be massively undervalued with respect to the long term.

>> No.13638513

>>13638308
I'm sure robinhood giving access to level 3 options trades out of gate while forcing them to be in margin accounts so the pattern day trade rule is enforced is for his own good too.

>> No.13638587

>>13638389
You need to wait until things are so ridiculous that it can only go the other way. I have accepted that while my intuitions may be right, if I jump in too early on any trade I am prey for anyone who wants to outvote present reality with their money. I don't entirely understand why they do this , I just know it exists so I try to be careful.

I made the same trade you did but waited until the market went green on Friday and didn't sell when my puts lost 40% of their value by close because I knew it might take until Monday for this thing to barf.

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LOL.

>> No.13638600

I did what comfy could never do. I actually shilled SQQQ to smg

>> No.13638613

>>13638596
LCI needs to hit 0.00002 before it can retest 350 again

>> No.13638681

>>13638332
Its not fucking irrational moron you did two things wrong
>you listened to the smug guy sniffing his own farts who said this was all already priced in
>you chased the market
I bought 11 dollar SQQQ calls yesterday. I'm not at all worried that futures are green because mine expire in a little one and half months. Just pick a position and stick with it. If you wanna day trade start playing earnings and ipos

>> No.13638684

VTSAX

buying soem more under $70, so highly highly based

>> No.13638736
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>>13638342
MO

>> No.13638765

>>13638684
Weird I bought more VTSAX and VTIAX today and this is the first post I find in smg

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>>13638596
I'd fuck the shit out of his wife desu.. shes a cutie

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is this bullish

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Yikes well so much for anime...

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>>13639075

>> No.13639105

https://www.cnbc.com/2019/05/14/trump-three-to-four-weeks-to-know-if-china-trade-talks-successful.html

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>>13634418
Wait... you weren't actually in bowl america on purpose? you were just trying to get us to buy your bags? Mean... Why'd you buy it in the first place?

I think you're probably right about 3M, will look for entry point. Got too many stonks right now though, and I like most of them. Like you say, autistic attachment. Maybe why machines will beat us. Really worried I won't have enough cash if we get a monster dip.

I'd really like to get back into cash and some safer names so I can pay less attention to the market for a while. But there's too many exciting possibilities...

I don't think TWLO should be this low. MMM either actually. And I still don't have any exposure to defense! Stupid stupid me!

>>13639075
AAAAAAH NOOOOOO WHYYYYYYY!!!!???

>> No.13639128

what do ya'll think of AMZA?
looks like shit but im tempted at this price to buy a couple thousand

>> No.13639174

>>13639106
>I don't think TWLO should be this low.

Why do you think Twilio should be this high?

>> No.13639209

SPIDERBROS
WE'VE GOT A 10K

http://archive.fast-edgar.com//20190513/ANA2Q62CZ2229ZZP222D2ZZIAP99RS22Z2B2/

I don't know what I should be looking for here, but I'm very concerned that we were pumping so insiders could get out ahead of this.

Because no one is covering it, I can't rely on the analysts to hold my hand and walk me through it. Fuck me...

http://archive.fast-edgar.com//20190513/ANA2Q62CZ2229ZZP222D2ZZIAP99RS22Z2B2/

>>13639174
Cloud services company, little to know exposure to tradewar nonsense, companies need cloud services, and this is a growing sector.

>> No.13639268

>>13639209
I agree that Twilio has a good product, but the current price of its shares high. There's a lot of room for the price to go down.

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>>13639106
offhandedly I stated Im using the low volume so a greaterfools market order would fullfill the range and pay for my margin interest this month

It worked like a charm. But its still a good stock, its just a Ranger. I seek the ultimate range stocks. TNK and TAP are great but rely on the large spec. NATH and BWL.a are unknowns with good financials and low volume, allowing ghost ranges

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>>13639268
fair point, and as I said, I'm in too many stocks and too heavily invested in the market. So thanks for talking me out of it, I should probably sit on my hands for a bit. Always opportunities to make your money work for you, but only if you have the money in the first place.

Schwab has it rated at the lowest of the low, 99th percentile. Not sure how their ratings work, but that should be a big red flag. It also means there's a lot of upside because analysts can be swayed from bearish to bullish and upgrade it causing an upwards surge...

>>13639075
I'm not sure what's up with that, all the bid/asks I'm seeing for BILI after hours are well over 16. They beat on earnings and revenue, and the call sounded very promising. Guess we'll see how it shakes out tomorrow.

I just played around on it for a bit, it's like Twitch, NicoNico, Crunchyroll, YouTube, AND it has mobilegames, original programming, and partners with Funimation, TaoBao, Alibaba, does e-commerce, and knows how to appease the Chinese gov't. That's important, china doesn't want foreign players involved, it'll only allow companies to prosper that are willing to play their game.

I think this is one to keep and buy into weakness.

And it's so cute!
>>13639398
Interesting... yeah I got that you were hoping for a fat finger kind of thing, market order with no available volume. Definitely fucked myself here, maybe end up holding this bag for a while... at least it pays a divvy.

>> No.13639793

>>13637035
Honestly this is the most accurate thing I've seen in weeks.

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Shalom, I am mew to this so could you give me any advice to not loose all my money? I am interested only about long term investments

>> No.13639951

>>13639209
It's business as usual in the KBLB 10k.

There really isn't anything different other than the warrants they offered the investor who ponied up $1 mil.

And at the time they agreed to the terms of 0.06 & 0.08 the PPS was below both those values and there were no guarantees we'd be at 0.48 a month later. So good for him.

Only thing concerning is the share structure but the tech alone warrants $1 bill valuation so there's no reason this couldn't hit $1.

Set reasonable stop losses that won't be triggered by a mild downturn and HODL.

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>>13639896
read a lot of articles on investopedia, look into a three fund portfolio or dogs of the dow if you want to go full boomer long hold. Other than that average into an index fund over time, make sure you're matching/receiving the best benefits you can from your job, and start learning fundamental financial analysis. Don't trade options, commodities, or CFDs unless you know what you're doing or at least think you do and are brave. Bing bang boom you're golden

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lmao yanks btfo once again.

>> No.13640043

>>13639980
Fucking kek why they gotta do durk like that

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>>13639951
Thanks. Never really used stop losses. Stop limit and trailing stop orders sound neat, but I'm afraid I'll mess it up somehow.

Think I'll just use a regular stop order at 0.35 . If it drops that far there's probably something wrong and there might not be a floor.

$1 does seem possible, the more I look into Dragon Silk the more I like the look of this company. And the cooperation with the Vietnamese gov't, plus the Notre Dame agreement to fund it again...

I think $2 and it can be listed on the Nasdaq. Maybe in a few years, if all goes well... I can dream, at least.

>> No.13640857

>>13638342
UNH

>> No.13640870

>>13640857
UNH will go sub 100 if the democrats win, which is basically a 50/50 chance

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>woke up a week ago
>holding was +15%
>had this sudden feeling like I should sell
>decided against it with 5% dividend coming from major holding and expecting good news
>it was good news, but they warned next years profits would be down slightly
>entire market decided to bail
stock markets are gay

>> No.13641313

>>13641087
maquarie was doing so well :(

you know with 100k you can buy into the vanguard retail fund right?
you can bpay contributions for zero brokerage too

>> No.13641539

>>13641313
They'll recover, the market overreacted. For a company that large to make a 16% profit increase is good progress.

The management fee for the fund is twice the ETF though, whats the advantage?

>> No.13641611

>>13641539
brokerage, manually rebalancing, having to deal with annual tax statements for each individual holding
the ability to invest in small parcels is very good from a savings perspective because it prevents you spending it

if you just plan to buy a block every 6 months or so and your holdings are limited to VAS, then yeah etfs are better

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Is playing the earnings season easy money?

All I have to do is check the news before market opens, set my buy/sell order and then profit. Or was I just lucky so far?

>> No.13641636

>>13641611
Hm, the plan was to deposit small amounts into it as it came through in order to cost average better over time. Thanks anon I might think about using a fund instead then because these $15 fees will be pretty painful.

I wish we had Robin Hood.

>> No.13641688

>>13641636
cmc is 11 bucks and selfwealth is 9.50 a trade
you could always setup an automatic payment to another bank account every time your pay comes in, and then just make an etf purchase once the balance hits 2-5k

>> No.13641759

>green futures
WE.ARE.BACK

>> No.13641899

>>13641759
This is a sucker's rally. No way the futures are representing purely organic growth.

>> No.13641946

>>13634548
>LCI is fucking me, let it fuck you
No. I'm not as retarded as you are.

>> No.13642011

>>13641899
stop making contradictory posts. It will not fool the bogs

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>>13638332

Mate, you need to understand that even in established bear markets, a single trading day can have significant upsides to them.

The same is true of bull markets and one day losses.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_largest_daily_changes_in_the_Dow_Jones_Industrial_Average

A single day's trading is pretty much useless noise. Weekly and Monthly is another thing entirely, as they conform to a wider trend.

>> No.13642103

Bull trap today>?

>> No.13642130

>>13642103
more than likely. We still have bearish things coming up. Trump said he'd know if we had a trade deal in the next 3-4 weeks. US is getting ready to strike back against china.

>> No.13642181

>>13641946
You're missing out

>> No.13642242

>>13641624
It works until the algos are two steps ahead of you

>> No.13642273

>>13642130

And suddenly we're back into a Q1/Q4 of 2018 scenario.

Keep in mind we didn't make much progress over the Jan 2018, Sep 2018 highs. The market needs to break higher now or it's going to shit the bed.

The China trade deal is a binary option. Either it happens or it doesn't, with resulting affects on market sentiment.

>> No.13642322

>>13642242
well actuallys I set a buy order just above current prize and a sell order just below current prize. so if it moves either way I am taking some profit with me.

haven't been burned so far but I guess I will get fucked at some point.

>> No.13642388

>>13638185
16k

>> No.13642408

https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2019-05-13/have-sex-marathons-every-day-alibabas-jack-ma-tells-wedding-guests-try-669

Good show Jack
I’m on my way Chinese girls don’t worry

Also never post a candy corn OP again I swear

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So is today gonna be better or should I just stay in crypto all day

>> No.13642505

>>13642103
Yup. I’m set up with SQQQ puts to scalp a profit but I’m being very conservative and getting back to bear asap

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>TQQQ share holders at the minute

>> No.13642545
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Living the dream

>> No.13642565

>>13638332
>I get an inkling that a trade deal won’t happen, load up on SQQQ calls and select puts
>market tanks and rebounds daily, until it finally ranks
>I load up on SQQQ puts for the inevitable bounce
It’s like I’m you in reverse. Only difference is that I am trading a step ahead of you. If you are reacting you are losing.

>> No.13642576

>>13642565
This is a smart man here. Get a SQQQ position for a few weeks out when we reach 11-13

>> No.13642578

>>13642545
>running drugs personally when you're worth 1bil
what a brainlet

also why is the coca-cola heir greek?

>> No.13642683

New thread when

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We getting fresh cheapies?
Bulltrap day?

>> No.13642690

>>13642578
Because they cucked their lineage just like how refrigerators catch cum. He just looks mega inbred so running drugs personally probably seemed like a good idea to him.

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>>13642709
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>>13642709
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>>13636655
>>13636761
>>13639075
>>13639532
See
>>13643158
>>13643173