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Anonymous Mon, May 13, 2019 08:04:25 No.13624953 [Reply] [Original]

Holy fucking shit guys....

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 13, 2019 08:06:24 No.13624969 nice fake

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 13, 2019 08:07:53 No.13624981 >>13624953 ITS FUCKING REAL

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 13, 2019 08:08:17 No.13624983 >>13624953 > surprise presentation

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 13, 2019 08:08:58 No.13624990 Link or fuck off discord tranny LARPs

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 13, 2019 08:10:22 No.13625000 File: 1.49 MB, 500x567, 1554514914568.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 13, 2019 08:10:37 No.13625002 Link?

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 13, 2019 08:11:22 No.13625007 File: 537 KB, 1080x2246, Screenshot_2019-05-13-14-11-34-211_com.twitter.android.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] She tweeted it, works for Robinhood

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 13, 2019 08:11:22 No.13625008 wee woo wee woo this is the larp police here. we're going to need to see your source here anon or you'll have to come with us to the station and answer some questions

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 13, 2019 08:15:22 No.13625041 File: 249 KB, 750x750, 1554705193688.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://mobile.twitter.com/SilentWhstlBlwr/status/1127906766711291904 Not sure what to think now

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 13, 2019 08:15:50 No.13625046 >>13625007 Wait, what, it's fucking real

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 13, 2019 08:16:29 No.13625051 HAHAHA NO WAY

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 13, 2019 08:16:44 No.13625053 >>13624953 It says "Chainlink introduction 1pm", which is only 20 minutes after the last event. Nobody does 20-minute lunch breaks, clear larperdee larp.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 13, 2019 08:17:03 No.13625057 >>13624953 IT'S REAL YOU FUCKSTICKS!!!!!

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 13, 2019 08:17:37 No.13625066 >>13625007 She’s nuts

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 13, 2019 08:17:50 No.13625068 File: 438 KB, 1080x1281, Screenshot_20190513-221732_Chrome.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://mobile.twitter.com/SilentWhstlBlwr/status/1127610793497853952 Pretty sure shes a parody account

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 13, 2019 08:18:55 No.13625075 >>13625068 >incelcoin Best source OP, bought 100k

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 13, 2019 08:18:55 No.13625076 Hes not speaking at this event http://tokensummit.com/ Good one op. You got me. :(

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 13, 2019 08:19:48 No.13625086 >>13625068 Tip top kek

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 13, 2019 08:20:41 No.13625099 >2019 >still falling for junko bullshit

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 13, 2019 08:21:11 No.13625103 File: 55 KB, 1399x606, adkjfh.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13625076 Guys why does it say ''surprise event'' at 1:30???

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 13, 2019 08:22:17 No.13625114 >>13625103 Because the person who made OP's pic saw "surprise presentation" and decided to inject some hype fuel into it.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 13, 2019 08:23:56 No.13625125 >>13625103 >5 minutes

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 13, 2019 08:25:20 No.13625144 >>13625114 It's most likely fake. Sergey is in NY though, so we'll see what happens.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 13, 2019 08:27:06 No.13625164 It's a Twit account that always posts Chainlink fake crap

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 13, 2019 08:44:52 No.13625318 >>13625125 "Umm smart contracts oracle problem offchain data" and he run off the stage

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 13, 2019 08:52:22 No.13625374 >>13625125 More importantly, it’s after lunch >burps the release of mainnet

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 13, 2019 08:54:55 No.13625400 >>13625374 "I hope you don't mind me eating, but I didn't have enugh time to eat my 21 cheesburgers" chewing a whole cheesburger "fwe afr gfonna sfolve the orafcle prfroblem"

Anonymous Mon, May 13, 2019 08:57:32 No.13625425
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>>13625103
>"Uh... is this thing on?"
>*nervously looks off-stage*
>*nods* "ok okay... uuuh so hey guys I'm Serg- and girls of course.. from smartcontracts.com and we work with uuh, smart contracts since 2013"
>*sharts* a little
>"um I'm gonna just rush through this, so yeah Chainlink is the name of our project and the problem with smart contracts is that oracles are not good enough at the moment"
>*presentation turns off* "huh why is this not working?"
>"Uh well, I guess we cannot proceed now but if you want to know about our project with microsoft you can meet us at our booth! Rory's there to answer some questions and Adelyn's serving burgers!"
>*clams legs together and wabbles off-stage*

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 13, 2019 09:13:53 No.13625570 >>13624953 https://www.coindesk.com/microsoft-launches-decentralized-identity-tool-on-bitcoin-blockchain IT's FUCKING HAPPENING

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 13, 2019 09:18:33 No.13625619 >>13625570 What, nothing?

Anonymous Mon, May 13, 2019 09:20:47 No.13625647

>>13625619
Indeed, Yorke Rhodes, a program manager on Microsoft’s blockchain engineering team, told CoinDesk that Microsoft’s team has been working for a year on a key signing and validation software that relies on public networks, like bitcoin or ethereum, yet can handle far greater throughput than the underlying blockchain itself.

Sounds like ....?

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 13, 2019 09:21:25 No.13625652 >>13625647 CIVIC?

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 13, 2019 09:22:21 No.13625666 >>13625570 WE ARE FUCKING RICH

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 13, 2019 09:23:53 No.13625676 >>13625666 fucking checked just quit my job and took out a loan on my house

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 13, 2019 09:28:26 No.13625731 File: 534 KB, 1080x2246, Screenshot_2019-05-13-15-29-08-545_com.twitter.android.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] HOLY SHIT

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 13, 2019 09:32:56 No.13625783 >>13625731 >2007

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 13, 2019 09:54:10 No.13626076 File: 111 KB, 1598x526, Screenshot 2019-05-13 at 14.50.31.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13625570 1000 EOY is fud

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 13, 2019 09:55:30 No.13626090 >>13625666 DARK FORCE CONFIRMED AND CHECKED. WE JUST WIN

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 13, 2019 09:57:59 No.13626131 >>13626076 >>13626090 >>13625731 >>13625666 WE ARE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 13, 2019 09:58:48 No.13626140 File: 38 KB, 135x144, aaaaaaaa.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13625666

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 13, 2019 10:03:00 No.13626187 https://mobile.twitter.com/AkinSawyerr/status/1127918543125786624

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 13, 2019 10:05:21 No.13626214 >>13626187 dude got fooled. All you have to do is LOOK and SEE sergay isn't speaking at this fucking thing.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 13, 2019 10:06:13 No.13626221 File: 65 KB, 680x348, 1557485524235.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13625425 Kek underrated post.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 13, 2019 10:08:10 No.13626237 >>13625007 >>13625068 it is a parody account that will block you if you call them a stinky slut larper. Based! Probably the strongest FUDDER of Link, even more powerful than autitstic NEET pedo nazi posters who troll sergey every time he posts.

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