Fastest way to get money in 2-3 if you're going to kill yourself

[Anonymous No.13622243]

Yo I need to kill myself but I don't want to leave my family in a bad spot, so how can I earn as much money as I can if I can just kill myself and clear my debt. I can maybe take another 2-3 years before I need to die.

For context, I'll be graduating from college doing CompSci next year, so I can have an income for around 1-2 years.

Gimme all your loan shark, life insurance techniques.

[Anonymous No.13622250]

>>13622243
just leave them in a bad spot

do it now

[Anonymous No.13622260]

Buy Bitcoin, fag. Next cycle ends late 2021 early 2022. If you go broke you get to kill yourself like you want, or else you'll be rich as fuck.

[Anonymous No.13622264]

>>13622243
You’re an idiot. Stop being such a beta bitch. Man the fuck up and live the only life you’ll ever have. Fuck is wrong with you man. Smh.

[Anonymous No.13622279]

>>13622260
How much can I realistically make from bitcoin in 2-3 years though? I don't have that much cash at hand right now to even buy it.

[Anonymous No.13622282]

>>13622243
Tijuana, sell your body parts, bring a lot of guys with you so they just not steal them.

Also get an insurance, let the guys drop your head somewhere.

This way you get the $ fron selling yourself and the insurance for your family.

Also research ways of getting credit and not passint the deb to your family

[Anonymous No.13622313]

>>13622282
I don't know about letting some dudes cut my body up, and I wanna donate my organs rather than have them go on the black market.

Also if I just give the money to my family before I kill myself then the debt wouldn't pass on to them right?

[Anonymous No.13622330]

>>13622243
get a high life insurance policy and die within the deaths covered by the policy

[Anonymous No.13622364]

>>13622330
Is it realistic to stack multiple life insurance policies?

[Anonymous No.13622395]

>>13622243
I thought most don’t cover suicide in policies?

[Anonymous No.13622403]

>>13622395
I'll find a way to make it look like an accident. That's a whole different beast but I got a couple years to figure it out though.

[Anonymous No.13622423]

>>13622403
Car crash

[Anonymous No.13622454]

>>13622423
That's one way but I need to guarantee my death, living physically crippled is the one thing worse than being mentally crippled, the combination would fucking suck

[Anonymous No.13622489]

>>13622454
Just go really fast

[Anonymous No.13622517]

>>13622403
id gopro swimming with great white sharks and petting wild lions if i live if get tons of views and fame

[Anonymous No.13622940]

>>13622403
Make sure to livestream