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Why do you want to "make it", your dick will still stay mall?

>> No.13619153
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13619153

so what anon?
you're hung like a needle?
work like a sewing machine then

>> No.13619164

>>13619153
Based

>> No.13619167

Rich and small > poor and small

>> No.13619180

because i could whatever the fuck i wanted u dumb fuck and everyone would be envious of me while they cuckdrive to work at 7am

>> No.13619186

>>13619135
Im going to have it cut off and turned inside out to make a vagina
And hormones

>> No.13619555
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>>13619135
I'm almost broke, and the Jews got my dick skin when I was an infant. So now my life consists of restoring my foreskin and trading shitcoins as a second job.
At least I have this to work with, I guess.

>> No.13619840

>>13619555
Must paid well to be the reference design for first-gen dildos

>> No.13620083

>>13619186
based and discordpilled

>> No.13620093
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>>13619135
STRICTLY
REGIMENTED
DAILY
JELQING

Jelq or BE jelqed, nigguh!

>> No.13620106

i have a big cock and a foreskin because i'm not american but i am broke

swings and roundabouts

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>>13619135
sup kid. don't want to make it cause you have a small dick?
i'm about 1cm above average so i can't relate
anyway see you later, virgin.

>> No.13621253

>>13619840
It pays for itself. In pussy.

>> No.13621320
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13621320

I don’t care about my dick any more. Feels good man. I only want money to give my mom the house she deserves then I want to donate to music Ed and then die. I prefer to masturbate like Hitler and Dali.