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erotic fiction futures edition

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>>13607319

>> No.13618378

>>13618355
Write calls.

>> No.13618414
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I’m convinced trump has dementia. This guy fucks everything

>> No.13618435

>>13618378
I want to on KR but I don't have 100 yet
Please gib money

>> No.13618436
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First for spider gains.

>> No.13618449

>>13618414
Xi, a little less obsessing about trump, you have to focus on keeping your country together

>> No.13618481

>>13618414
THIS GUY FUCKS

>> No.13618535

>>13618414
Why? He's doing the right thing, China has made no secret that their intention is to not only be a premier country on the world stage but to dominate it so utterly that no one else can even compete.
Imagine post-WWII USA, just utterly uncaring of other humans, even their own, and every intention to use their position to make the world suffer out of their obsession over the humiliations they suffered a century or more ago.
That is what China wants.

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can anybody make this guy look like a clown for me? TIA

>> No.13618566

>>13618535
>amerifats unironically think that the Chinese are the brainwashed ones

>> No.13618598

>>13618566
all i know is that i only care about white americans and chinese people are not even human in my mind

>> No.13618599

see
>>13618584

>> No.13618620

>>13618559
If you're confident in the company just sit tight. Only companies that fail go after short sellers. LCI isn't going to fail... is it?

>> No.13618643

>>13618598
thanks, I'll remember this when I decide whether or not to prescribe opoids to my patients

>> No.13618644

>>13618436
When to sell?

>> No.13618651
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Bowl Americana

>> No.13618664

>>13618436
I fucking love KRAAAAAAIIIIGGG.

>>13618378
Ok. How I do this?
>>13618269
You are correct. I don’t understand, i don’t fuck with options. But I meant bull run Monday as in a pump. Crab means flat.
>>13618321
Fucking Adam Sessler... G4 was a mistake.
>>13618125
>this is the only person who expects a further downward action.
>I’m holding uvxy
JUST

>> No.13618676

>>13618620
the guy is a fraud!! he is crashing people investments and stealing their money.. good honest people but then he says that it's just him taking care of frauds.. he's not... hes crashing stocks with manipulative tactics. Most of the time companies can raise money when they are in financial trouble but someone like him will manipulate the fuck out of it and hold it underwater.

I feel the more I can piss the guy off the more he will short.. the more he shorts the more he fucks himself in the ass.. He's a piece of shit that needs to go to jail for his smear campaigns.. come on now.. being so desperate and agressive that he starts threatening a CEO of a company he is shorting?!?! he should've been thrown in jail then... You can't say you are going to kill someone... especially if in doing so would benefit you financially...

>> No.13618681

>>13618651
>my order only excecuted for 1 share
>because of brokerage fee I overpaid $5
Fug.

>> No.13618702

>>13618664
Holding volatility is lose play by itself in my books. I think it was shown already by Bagholder that shorting / longing produces better returns than Volatility.

>> No.13618711

BUY UBER

>> No.13618736

>>13618664
You just sell calls against stock that you own in multiples of 100 of. It's ez. Like a dividend every week.

>> No.13618739

And just so we clear here I haven't sold any holds and I actually have 2 open orders for Monday for EMs. I do expect some AAAAAAAAAAAH action before that hence why I am short ES which gives me more room to play with.

>> No.13618751

>>13618676
kek, you sound like such a baggie. Mark Cohodoes is not a fraud. He is an activist short seller who has taken down many shitty and fraudulent companies. The guy isn't always right, but he has been batting pretty well recently with MXDG and STMP.

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>>13618559
It turned out kind of bad but I did it real fast

>> No.13618811

>>13618736
>stocks that I own in multiples of 100
Uhhh... I don’t think people want LPTX calls... and I can’t afford to tie up too much resources buying 100 shares of MO even though I want to. Need some diversification.

>> No.13618815

>>13618751
Directors and CEO have recently been buying back significant amounts of shares. If they think it's going to fail and go bankrupt, why put all that money into the company stock? CEO just bought 25000 shares (approx $175k).

>> No.13618841

>>13618751
>Mark Cohodoes is not a fraud
How fucking new are you?? like really how fucking new are you?!?!

>>13618751
>The guy isn't always right, but he has been batting pretty well recently with MXDG and STMP.
He has been saying that about MXDG for years now.. guess what?!? ITS STILL TRADING!!! He bitches and moans every fucking day that it's a fraud.. sends letters in to government officials.. he is trying his hardest to expose it as a fraud.. really?!?! this fucking long?!?! you don't think the Government would've shut it down already? they've been looking into just as much as he has.

Are you really going to fall for his bullshit?!?!

He used to say the same shit about overstock but now he is long overstock?

Mc. Chodes is a fraud. He runs smear campaigns and manipulates stock.. look at all the stocks he shorts.. alllll have the same gap down patterns of about 40-60% on just the slightest bad news with huge volume..

Pull your head out of your ass kid, experienced people see what he's doing and its nothing new in the markets.. it might be new for you but thats just because you yourself are new.. he could very well end up in prison soon. What he is doing is illegal. He even says he is trying to get people to not buy LCI...

>> No.13618844

>>13618815
>why would anyone pump a stock when they’re desperate for that company to stay afloat?

>> No.13618853

>>13618815
not only insiders but institutions have been loading as well.. tute ownership now up to 90%..

Mc. Chodes is desperate with his LCI trade right now.. would not be suprised to see a gap down soon with a bunch of articles from his seeking alpha buddy

>> No.13618865

>>13618757
hell yeah thanks man

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>>13618865
I've been working on learning GIMP a lot since my photoshop license expired, it's pretty fun

>> No.13618915

>>13618841
MXDG got delisted. It trades on pink sheets now. And they are under DoJ investigation for price fixing, just like he claimed. Everything he has said on it is the real deal. I think hes wrong af on OSTK but people are allowed to be wrong. I'm not long LCI, im not short it. Honestly don't want to touch it with a 10-ft pole while him and slick-hair-man go at it. This is not a stock that is going to trade on fundamentals for a while.

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>>13618844
Take a look at this shit. Look at that short position. 81% of float. Motherfucking 81%. 55% of outstanding shares. And look at the institution and insider ownership. 115% of shares. That's how big the short position is. This company is massively undervalued, and didnt believe LCIguy at first, not until I saw this.

>> No.13618933

>>13618853
Yup. Loading up as much as possible. The financials of this company are solid.

>> No.13618934

Just found out CBS 60 minutes will be doing a hit piece on LCI today.

Will be interesting how the stock reacts tomorrow. If it doesn't dip, I might buy in for the squeeze.

>> No.13618942

Bids are disappearing on the futures. Currently 2878.

>> No.13618943

>>13618915
Based calling out lies poster
>>13618923
Reminder that big5guy won’t post his buys,sells,or holdings on this company, and actively tries to fuck over smgbabbies

>> No.13618945

>>13618923
Buddy... a company having a huge short % of float does not imply it is undervalued in any way. It only implies that a large number of people think it is OVERvalued.

>> No.13618953

>>13618934
Damn them! This needs to stay quiet. Once this gets out, more and more people will look into this and realize how undervalued this is.

>> No.13618977

Futures are blood red.

>> No.13618984

>>13618620
Companies that are failing don't have directors and CEO's buying their own shares after an ER.

>> No.13618996

>>13618915
>>13618943
>MXDG got delisted. It trades on pink sheets now.
Its still trading!! he will yell scam for so fucking long until he's out... please try not to be so new.. maybe you guys should lurk more. He picks on companies and LCI he is very very wrong on.

>>13618945
He never said it being undervalued=high short interest.

having a high short interest is saying there are a lot of shares that are borrowed that need to be paid back.. that with combined high institutional ownership and insiders buying.. come on now.. read the filings yourself and listen to CC

LCI is undervalued and Mc. Chodes is stuck!!

watch for his gap down tactic.. I'm sure SEC and FINRA are watching...

>>13618934
>Just found out CBS 60 minutes will be doing a hit piece on LCI today.
?? where you hear that?

>> No.13619007

>>13618996
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/generic-drug-makers-accused-of-price-fixing-60-minutes/

>> No.13619011

>>13618977
Asshole... they’re fucking ultraviolet again.

>betting on the vix instead of the yen when outlook is very uncertain
I deserve to lose all the money I’m about to lose

>> No.13619017

>>13618945
The stock was worth $17 per share, then dropped hard. Its financials are better than they were back then. Why has it not gone back up? Take a look at the historical charts for the past year. Then look at its finances at the time it dropped, and compare it to now

>> No.13619036

>>13619007
Oh! Nvm. People will be distracted. They may even short it more. Ror!

>> No.13619044

>>13619017
Stocks trade on expected future earnings, not current earnings. Don't get caught in a value trap.

>> No.13619059

>>13618907
just use the free photoshop 2 its just as good
and adobe made a mistake doing that

>> No.13619131

>>13619044
Shorts expected LCI to go under when they shorted the shit out of it last August. They are still there because they still want to believe that, they are trapped, and pride. I don't think anyone will tell you that LCI is a super clean company that is doing great. But it's not going bankrupt and it is recovering. And that is why it's undervalued.

I genuinely think the shorts are going to FUD it and then cover. The latest price fixing stuff barely touches on LCI. And the insider buys promotes the escalated reaction.

I can kind of understand why he hates Lannett. But he's grossly overselling it's current financial state.

And I'd guess there is something big and positive unstated in LCI's favor that prompted the insider buys anyway. They mentioned in the ER that they had a few unannounced deals.

>> No.13619146

Futures down and we haven't even gotten China retaliation news yet.

I'm balls deep in SOXS. Looking good fellas.

>> No.13619179

25% unloaded, very cool Donnie, tweet smthn I need to confirm trend

>> No.13619204

>>13619146
>Trip is !MO
Analysis on MO?

>> No.13619209

>>13619146
>China retaliation news yet

Being anticipated and semi priced in now, I think.

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>>13618414
this is literally the negotiation

>> No.13619225

>>13619131
At one time LCI was hitting $70 a pop. Now I don't know if it'll ever see that price again but hell at it's current price if it does your talking some major profit. Even if it hits 20 a pop that's something.

>> No.13619227

>>13619146
right there with you bud.

My only open positions are atm 5/13 SPY puts. i bought at close as a trade gamble.

>> No.13619249

>>13619225
LCIguy thinks $30 is likely. I can see that, absolutely, but I'm more convinced itll hit $25 quickly, then maybe $30 and above over a longer timespan.

>> No.13619263

>>13619204
People will smoke their troubles away with MO JUUL pods infused with weed provided by CRON.

>>13619209
Not fully priced in. NVDIA reporting this week. Expect bad sales from the winter Crypto slowdown.

>> No.13619266

>>13618414
>>13619214
You all know he just wanted to bring reneger back into the modern parlance?

>> No.13619280

>>13619263
But when can I load up my Roth IRA with MObabies?

>> No.13619288

>>13619280
When the recession hits.

>> No.13619301

All I want to see now is lack of thrust to close gap , half gap pump into open, fail to continue and slide after that.

>> No.13619333

>>13618676
Unfortunately it isn't against the law. I had a guy sending me death threats just a few weeks ago and the police said it wasn't specific enough to be an assault. You have to make a physical motion to make the other party feel that violence is imminent. That and calling other people to action i.e. saying in a crowded street "hey kill that guy" and stirring up a mob

>> No.13619348

>>13619333
would that guy stand to make some type of financial benefit if he killed you?

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>>13618355
I have slowly come to the terrible revelation that none of you know what the fuck you are doing. I have a Master's in Accountancy with a Minor in Finance. I work for a fortune 100 as a corporate accountant with a CMA and CPA. I used to have some faith in anon. None of you know how to actually value a company. You have no fucking clue how taxes work. You can't read financial statements. For fuck's sake you think TA works and the entire field of decision science churns out dissertations every other day highlighting their absolute dismay at the fact that brainlets ever consider using it. You have no idea what Dunning-Kruger is. You don't know what survivorship bias is. You are too fucking uneducated and stupid to comprehend how fucked you are.

Idk why I'm even posting this, fucking goodluck kids.

>> No.13619405

>>13619363
Women don't understand how male lust actually operates. Women think that men experience women as "the Beautiful," as something pleasant and trifling that can be enjoyed at a distance and then allowed to pass on. They think that a picture of themselves wearing clothing that shows off all their fat and all their soft skin and warm nice holes is like a postcard with a picture of a beach on it. But to men, female beauty is not the Beautiful, it's the Sublime, it's not trifling but great and terrible, and it stirs something great and terrible and daemonic in man's subterranean depths that impels him forward to fuck things from roughly below and behind the prostate area.

When a man sees a picture of a beautiful sexy woman he feels half a million years of race knowledge thrumming in his veins, an infinity of sexy women reaching around behind themselves to spread their asscheeks and pussy apart with one hand and say "fuck me." He hears the drums from the movie Jumanji, his soul tangibly but invisibly leans forward outside of him grasping desperately for the pussy and gnashing its teeth. He wants to taste her holes and squeeze her fat and smell that combination of smells girls have that when you ask them what it is they say it's just normal shampoo and fabric softener but you know it's something more.

It's not fair to post these hot sluts constantly. The jezebels guy is right and this post is not an homage. I'm going to kill myself if I can't escape from this feeling soon. Women don't understand what they're doing. I saw a girl on a bicycle yesterday and I started thinking about what it would be like to be a bicycle seat for 10 minutes.

>> No.13619418

>>13618934
It's on Teva as far as I know. LCI could maybe be mentioned. There are 44 companies implicated.

LCI is the smallest of small factors, not the center of it. They aren't going to bankrupt generic sellers when the FDA is making an active attempt to help them.

>> No.13619423

>>13619363
Wallstreet algos trade on TA. This market stopped trading on valuation a long time ago, grandpa.

>> No.13619434

>>13619363
>>13619405
what's with all the pasta tonight?

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>>13619288
>When all the boomers finally die, and everyone now has to live with the consequences of their actions
So like 20 years/never?
>>13619363
>this is what passes for megamilkers
zoomers are fucking disgusting

>> No.13619488

>>13619434
I was RAPED once.

I was a 16 YEAR OLD VIRGIN LIBERAL and one night I was walking home from the library. FRIGHTENED I took a shortcut down A DARK ALLEY. I heard a SINISTER LAUGH and BEN SHAPIRO jumped out from behind a trash can! "Well well," he sneered, "looks like the INVISIBLE HAND has ensured that my DEMAND is met by your SUPPLY. What a TRIUMPH OF THE FREE MARKET..."

I said capital always accumulates in the hands of the wealthy, but to no avail. He just laughed and whipped out his THROBBING 12 CHAPTER TREATISE. He shoved me roughly against the wall and started filling my ear with STEAMY CITATIONS. I struggled but got SLAPPED IN THE FACE WITH ROCK HARD DATA for my efforts.

MEWLING AND WHIMPERING I tried to check his privilege. He just bellowed, "YOUR RESISTANCE ONLY MAKES MY CONCLUSIONS FIRMER!" I started to explain power theory and he RAMMED MY OWN WORDS DOWN MY THROAT. My premises and spirit broken, I couldn't get a word in edgewise because I was GAGGING ON SLIMY MEATY ARGUMENTS.

It was awful. His HUGE ARGUMENT was TOO BIG to fit inside my TIGHT VIRGIN BRAIN. Some of the founder facts he PULLED OUT only to immediately JAM BACK INSIDE. It seemed to go on forever but finally, FORCING ME OPEN, his PENETRATING ARGUMENT came to a CLIMAX. It was agony as ROUND AFTER ROUND of THICK ROPY FACTS and HOT STICKY LOGIC were PUMPED DEEP INSIDE me.

Weeping, I lay in a PUDDLE OF STINKING NEOCON RHETORIC. I didn't see where he went, but BEN SHAPIRO'S VIRILE IDEAS had been irresistibly PLANTED DEEP INSIDE me. I tried to abort the memory, but NINE MONTHS LATER I was BORN AGAIN CONSERVATIVE.

This is my truth. POUND ME TOO!

>> No.13619493

>>13619348
No, he was just a scumbag. Motive doesn't indicate intent in a legal sense.

>> No.13619517

Wow look at futures. Imagine buying outdated stockies, bondies, or ETFs only to find out that you are going to lose 1% tomorrow. Thank goodness I'm in Bitcoin. Trade anytime and make actual money. Btw I'm up 100% in the last 3 months.

>> No.13619540

>>13619517
bitcoin?
>laughs while writing options

>> No.13619559

>>13619517
Still have to deal with the same two evil and opposing forces: FUD and FOMO

Besides, wouldn't you rather exchange USD for something sexy like the Japanese Yen? And back and forth and so on and so forth just like in my japanese animes?

Also, you can use them to buy things, like sushi and borgers! Maybe some of those women trafficked by the yakuza...

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>>13619434
They weren't loved by their Mom enough. One step away from communists.

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>>13619559
mmm borger

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>>13619493
https://www.criminaldefenselawyer.com/crime-penalties/federal/Criminal-Threats.htm

Pretty sure you could go to jail for making death threats against someone especially if its in writing.

>> No.13619579

Whoever creates a holodeck, a fully functional holodeck as seen in ST TNG will be set for life. It would make what passes for "V.R" now look like utter shit (which it kinda is already).

>> No.13619619

>>13619418
it's almost like they are trying to bring pharma down and get cheapies for upcoming election.. didn't they do that with the whole shkreli thing too? like right before election?

>> No.13619671

>futures
This is not good :( Rip my calls

>> No.13619692

>>13619563
Bought my mom popeyes today, she's doing great.

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>>13619671
I'm not checking Robinhood until Thursday holy fugg I'm going to be JUST

>> No.13619739

>>13619575
I suppose in Florida there is no "criminal threat" law, only assault. His threats were obviously directed at me but he said and wrote them in such a way that wasn't specific enough. He would threaten me with his gun saying 'when I start letting off shots know I'm not playing' and threatened to sic his attack dog on me by saying 'im gonna let my dog out' and lied to the cops saying that he didn't have a gun even though i have seen it. Had he said 'im gonna break into your room right now and kill you with my gun' that MIGHT have been enough. Florida is tough. They let you get away with a lot but once you do commit a crime they lock you up and throw away the key. I couldn't even get a restraining order against him because the judge said he had to actually commit violence against me first. So basically he was allowed to put me in fear for my life and harass me everyday but they couldn't stop him from doing it until he actually fucking killed me. Luckily he is a punk-ass and didnt do anything, but he sure made me think he was going to. I padlocked my door got a baseball bat to bash his dog's brains in.

>> No.13619743

>>13619711
>think WOW she looks so fuckinghot here!
>cover up her cleavage with my thumb
>it was all a Dream...
The world is a vampire...

>> No.13619745

>>13619575
So it depends on your state then. I would report it to the police regardless so they have record of it and can prove intent and willingness to commit the crime. In my particular case they said "he is right on the edge of criminal assault"

>> No.13619770

>>13619739
well Mc chodes isn't in Florida

>> No.13619773

>>13619692
also watching live free or die hard with her rn, what a great movie. Always feel like its a peak into what the start of WW3 would be like.

>> No.13619793

>>13619770
Is he in the northeast? I am pretty sure it constitutes a crime in NY/nj/ct

>> No.13619803

>>13619770
Who is this faggot anyway and what did he say to you?

>> No.13619822
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Does this look like the seminiferous tubules to anyone else?

Were all those jokes about Spiderman's accidental web launching closer to the mark than we thought?

I love spiders now bros, I can't stop watching shit on these based bastards. Come on Kraig!

>> No.13619834

>>13619803
Short seller with a fanboy following. Likes to think he's a champion of the little guy and taking it to the deserving and corrupt.

He once did to Overstock what he is doing to LCI. He then inexplicably started pumping it. He's one of those tough guys who presents himself an alpha and attracts a lot of followers. Humorous that he ran into slick hair man and now it's a battle of egos.

>> No.13619854

LCI NOT MENTIONED ON 60 MINUTES HIT PIECE WE GOOD

>> No.13619862

>>13619854
>NO CHEAPIES WE GOOD
the fuck?

>> No.13619949

>>13619854
Even articles have a tangential mention at most. 90% about Teva.

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>>13619862
They will hit it hard tomorrow morning to carry the momentum of the current FUD.

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OH ME GLOB
FUTURES ARE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.13620003

>Get shares called away on friday
>Monday is red and everything dips
>Buy everything, sell calls
Oh shit, here we go again.

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Donnie hasn't pumped the markets yet, hasn't even tweeting. Just relax, the Chinese are starting to realize they were defeated before the battle began, and infighting will tear them apart. Prepare for Xi to execute more corrupted officials.

I'm selling my VIX an hour into trading, and buying any cheapies I can find.

>>13619978
Please clean your filthy body, stinky anime gorl
Cleanliness leads to good health.

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>>13620031
me shower ever day even though water hurts skin @_@

>> No.13620082

>>13619978
Cripple waifu please end my life

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>>13620045
that's not even a symptom of lupus/leukemia...

You're filthy and you're lying to me over the internet. I can smell you from here for chrissake.

Don't you want to get well?

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>>13620082
your old self dead now X_X
you must live your new life fill with hope

>> No.13620177

>>13619301

That’s what your mom said last night.

>> No.13620221

Retail got bull trapped hard on Friday.

>> No.13620251
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>>13620221
WRONG
remember to thank me and Donnie when ATH tomorrow.

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>>13620221
Oh my fucking hell I'm so screwed

>> No.13620289

>>13620158
wholesome

>> No.13620326

Futures hasn't mattered for the last few weeks. Does it's own thing immediately on opening.

>> No.13620341
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UGHHh shoulda held more SPXU during weekend kinda thought we would be hitting 290 this week but now it looking like 27 play

>>13620114
nerves are all messed up from being in constant pain X_X
showers feel very intense to point of being uncornfatable

me maybe alitttle stinky

>> No.13620347

>>13619834
How did he threaten you?
And why are you on board with all those shares if you know someone is manipulating it?

>> No.13620356

i'm setting up a 50 stock portfolio on m1 and i can't settle on which government contractors to hold. can anyone give me three or four that aren't in the same lane and reasons? i'm looking at BAH, LDOS, LMT, RTN, KTOS, BA, CACI, LLL.
i feel like i shouldn't have that much invested in government bids even though they are all printing money.

>> No.13620369

>>13618566
>thinking chinese governance is better in any way when compared to america
either delusional or a traitor to the most basic of morals

>> No.13620385

>>13620221
Small specs are still net short by far

>>13620341
Good that you're still hanging in there, at the very least

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>>13620341
truth will set you free stanky.
I give you gentle spongebath and tickle massage, gotta be clean to get well :3

stop looking at futures and assuming they mean anything, this anon is right:
>>13620326

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>> No.13620420

>>13620407
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HX0fIi3H-es

>> No.13620459

>>13620347
He didn't threaten me. I'm not lciguy. But I like the stock and I like to be up to date on stocks I like.

>> No.13620472

I want to take a little risk. I got about 1k, what should I throw it in tomorrow?

>> No.13620486

>>13620472
I'm gonna throw in my life savings of $1000 on sqqq tomorrow

>> No.13620496

>>13620472
Do you have access to OTC trading?

>> No.13620513

>>13620496
I use robinhood

>> No.13620527

Reminder not to look at futures

>> No.13620530

>>13620472
>>13620513
Amazon credit spreads

>> No.13620560

>Bloomberg has a tictoc
Is it time I join the zoomers?
Is this the new way to get news?

Will the next president communicate solely through tictoc?

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>>13620398
-_-;
me trade futures
and you both wrong for think they no mean stuff
futures drive current price of SPX, NDX, ect, there tons of research that proves this
also futures were especially important on weds and thurs as they showed where big liquidity was

really there tons of research out there that explain why futures drive price... you guys need get more educated on why prices are what they are

>> No.13620591

>>13620573

Enlighten us.

>> No.13620619

>>13620560
>implying you aren't a newfaggot zoomer

>> No.13620647
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13620647

Spiderbros how long you planning on holding?

>> No.13620702

I sold puts for 400 shares of LCI expiring Friday. Did I do good?

>> No.13620724

>https://apnews.com/b8b68b10a50d4b509c31b7e9428b0f11
>Kudlow also said the U.S. is awaiting retaliation from China over the increased tariffs, after talks in Washington ended on Friday without a deal.
>“The expected countermeasures have not yet materialized. We may know more today or even this evening or tomorrow,” he told “Fox News Sunday.”
they going to announce them right on time to JUST American markets?

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>>13620647
Going to take out my principle when it gets doubled, and just let the gains ride.

Maybe. I still haven’t decided. I might let greed get the better of me.

If we get a pullback tomorrow I’m considering putting in some in my Roth IRA and seeing if Spider-Man can save my retirement.

>>13620619
Spicy poster woah!

>>13620573
>offer to ease pain and suffering
>becomes angery and attacks
That’s women for you!
The probability of this being mental illness and not physical illness has increased.

>>13620724
We can pray, but I’ve grown tired of thinking something will actually turn out negatively for Donnie. Fate has a special kindness for babies, drunk people, and boomers.

We’re never going to get cheapies like December’s cheapies ever again.

>> No.13620752

>>13620739
>doesn't know Bloomberg has been @tictoc since 2011

>> No.13620778

>>13620752
Oh. That’s just their twitter handle. That’s kinda lame.

But no I didn’t know. Only really use Bloomberg when CNBC running infomercials/sharktanks/etc., and to check futures. Should probably check it out more often.

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>another penny stock got shilled here this weekend
>got 1 (ONE) mention, poster had one post

Pennies are crazy and I’m curious...
OTC feels like the Wild West though.

>> No.13620880

>>13620356
pls

>> No.13621111

>>13620341
how long ago did you get diagnosed with leukemia

>> No.13621123

>>13621111
proud to have taken these quads from some worthless crypto faggot
kys you don't deserve these digits you niggers

>> No.13621147

>>13621111
>>13620341
also is it AML, CML, ALL, or CLL

>> No.13621179

>>13620114
>implying you know anything about lupus or leukemia

the 5 year survival rate for leukemia is 61.4%, and deaths within a 5 year period most frequently occur in people above 65

https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/322990.php

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>>13621147
It am feline leukemia
>>13621123
Woah that language... you’re letting this place corrupt you, little one.

>> No.13621310

>>13618853
Honestly this right here probably is a big motive in a lot of the news and focus on LCIs business practices. It gives institutions time to accumulate.

>> No.13621328

>>13618934
Teva is going to be the focus. They're the biggest player, they're foreign and Buffet has some of them. This makes them much more interesting to the normies.

>> No.13621383

>>13621123
Wtf I will not advertise on 4channel any more

>> No.13621389

I hope it all tanks some this week; got more buying to do and my money won't clear till the 15th. Cheapies galore plz. After the 15th it can all go back up to whatever

>> No.13621581
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>futures

DDDDDRRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMPPPPPPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.13621739

>>13620045
There really isn't anywhere else for you to troll for sympathy? Have you tried Tumblr? That seems more your speed.

>> No.13621741

Futures Fags: lmao at all stocks and options holders they have
>market hours
lmao disgusting

Also Futures Fags: DDDDDDDDDDDRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>> No.13621775
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13621775

We gonna do the same thing again? Futures red. Premarket more red. First hour dump. PPT rolls in like boss, buys hard until close.

>> No.13621781

>>13621775

sure why not

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>>13621775
hopefully

>> No.13621802

>>13620817
The one working strategy that I've found with pennies is to watch which ones are used regularly for pump and dumps, basically just use a screener to find penny stocks that behave erratically and watch for them to find their normal bottom. Buy there and just wait, sometimes you'll wait for months and sometimes it'll go lower and never recover, but if you're vigilant and you know the history of the pumps you can have some really good days. I'm a little OCD so I have a separate account just for doing this, was up 40% last year which was only narrowly better than my regular trading account. For every 300% pump you pull you'll get ganked for 50% at least twice, so you'll have some really good days but you need to go in accepting that you'll lose money more often than not and unless you spend your days looking through screeners and studying the movement of stocks you'll only get a new stock to watch every month or two as finding one that's fairly predictable is hard as fuck.

>> No.13621848

>>13621182
>It am feline leukemia
I'm inclined to think that you may actually believe this. But if not, it was a decent attempt at deflecting the question. Either way, just give it up. You're not sick, at least not physically. The sooner you address your legitimate illness(es) the better your life will be. Mental health is not something that you can ignore, and if you are in treatment for it and are attempting to address it you're undoing your work by continuing to live in your own world online.

>> No.13621867

>>13621848
I’m not RKG, I was just joking around

>> No.13621894

>>13621802
Thanks. I think. I don’t know if I’d actually want to devote that much money or time to pennies.

Just curious why that anon was so bullish on this. Seems there’s a new ceo and and possibly some cannabis related opportunity. Maybe that’s the reason for it’s recent movement.

There’s one I’m really excited about, but I think it is a legit company.

>> No.13621932

>>13621848
...comfy?

>> No.13622051

>>13621775
>>13621781
>>13621797
Why don't people just buy calls when the market opens red? It almost always has a buy back near the end.

>> No.13622106

>>13622051
On SPY/QQQ?
Most people, probably because they’re not sure where the market is going to go, and they’d rather scoop up cheap individual stocks.

Me? Because I still don’t understand options and I’m afraid I’d do it wrong. Also there’s a time limit, where as if I’m buying shares, it may not go up again in the next week or month, hit it generally goes back up.

>> No.13622118

>>13622106
SPY. I've just noticed by holding some SQQQ calls that it literally goes up then calms down throughout the day then makes a come back

>> No.13622150

>>13622118
That's mostly what I did last week, but with amd, and I grew 20%. It doesn't work in less volatile markets though, last week was a shit ton of up and down. Other days, the market just drops.

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>>13622051
they do

>> No.13622184

>>13622173
Rude!

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>>13621581
Trump won't let the market crash. He needs this deal to happen.

>> No.13622355

Have the chinese actually said what they're going to do in response to tariffs? Are they just waiting until monday?

>> No.13622500

>>13622355
I hope the Chinese try to tank the market Monday since I'm all in on sqqq

>> No.13622525

>>13622329
what if he's going 5d chess to trigger market correction to people turning to him in desperation. 2018 was just him testing the waters

>> No.13622587

>>13622329
china needs a deal more than trump does. His base loves that he's taking it to china. it wont crash as long as china is hurting more, which they will.

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13622589

>market opens tomorrow
So excited smg. Been fucking with crypto and honestly hate it. Stocks are more fun and I don't feel like I'm fighting forces I can't predict or control.

See you all tomorrow, and may all our holdings be green!

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>>13622589
Based Quacker.

No idea how these qts look so perfect in these pictures, when they’re always dirty and loud and mean irl. Also stinky.

>>13622525
Absolutely unironically possible. People tend to re-elect presidents when there’s a strong economy, but also when we’re at war. Like real, active, everpresent war. And it looks like Iran shit may be going down for real.

Too bad we’re not going to get a real pullback in defense, because I would love some RTN or LMT. Whichever one makes those cool missles they just wrote about in the NYT.

>> No.13622708

>>13621581
IMPEACH BLOMPFH

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were fucked thanks drumpf

>> No.13622836

>>13622819
>>13622708
>>13621581
you guys aren't even from the united states you fucking faggots.

>> No.13622838

>>13622819
>>13622708
You guys hate cheapies wtf?

>> No.13622842

Well smg, I wish you all goodluck on open. You‘re gonna need it.

>> No.13622849

>glump fucks the market again
unironically thanks. Hoping the chinese say what they're going to do in return before the market opens so we can see SQQQ hit 11

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>he isn't stockpiling SQQQ shares
in 20 years this stock will be worth thousands

>> No.13622941

>>13622849
Gonna be real hard to figure out what to do with my vix... sell at the open? Sell an hour or two after lunch? Wait for China to announce SOMETHING then decide to sell or hold?

>> No.13623022

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmMWdclSTWQ

>> No.13623063
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KHC tomorrow!

>> No.13623065

how do I short the world

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>>13623063
I have calls expiring friday. At this point I don't care which way it goes.. I'll probably still be at 0

>> No.13623095

>>13623082
What strike?

>> No.13623126

>>13623095
35

I had like 4 of them at 20 for a gamble now I only have 2... bought them awhile back for a little gamble.. they don't seem to of moved much yet.. don't think i'll hit that strike but i'll try to catch that premium

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>>13623126
Maybe tomorrow we can will it to 45.

>> No.13623149

>>13623138
who knows.. maybe everything tanks but food sector.. markets are funny right now.. feels like money is moving somewhere.. just gotta find out where.. I was thinking crypto.. but I just don't think thats enough movement.....

IF food takes off I think KHC will be one to climb whether it has good or bad earnings.. may stay flat aswell.. oh well.. i might just end up sleeping through it all anyway

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>>13620341
>>13621179
>>13621182
>>13621111

>> No.13623286

>>13622836
jokes on you i dont even own stocks

>> No.13623327

>>13623082
Don't worry friend, I've got calls of F and JNPR I am nearly certain will close out worthless. I was betting on Trump looking for good news from the China talks...polar opposite happened of course.

>> No.13623340

>>13623327
>I've got calls of F
I'm looking into F for some retirement type investing...

GM just started some electric truck shit?!?? I think F could be a nice hold and sell calls type stock...

IF they announce a new electric car line they'll jump.. it'll light a fire under car manufactures ass imo

>> No.13623345

>>13623327
>tfw SQQQ 10 dollar calls expiring this friday
I was pretty sure i'd go worthless or i'd lose a large amount on my investment. Really hoping the chinese do something before the market opens as i want out ASAP

>> No.13623360

>>13623340
Yeah it will, but that won't do much for my calls expiring Friday. Worst part is without the China shit, Monday they'd likely be green after shitload of upgrades on Friday after closing bell. It has stood up very well against the market so far though, so there's a drop of hope.

>> No.13623384

is writing calls for higher priced stocks more valuable? Is the premium proportional, in any way, to the value of the call?

Just thinking, the ability to sell amazon calls is going to be much more expensive, and therefore rare, than the ability to write KHC calls.

>> No.13623403

>>13620647
Until I'm forced to by a buyout.

Otherwise I'm HODLING.

if you believe they have what they say they do (and why wouldn't you, the biggest names in the space created it and it's peer reviewed) and believe they can establish production, then this has unknowable upside. Very little keeping this from double digit dollars.

Their technique is proprietary and the market is multi billion. The material is literally sector disrupting.

>> No.13623427

>tfw didn't beat the s&p 500 this year
>tfw closed out my AMZN calls in march
>tfw still don't want to hold long because afraid of orange man
holy fuck i'm useless and bad at everything i should delete my robinhood account

>> No.13623544

>>13623427
It's okay anon! At least you haven't lost money!
>>13623403
What is this spider meme stock I keep seeing?

>> No.13623555

>>13623384
The premiums are calculated usually through the Black-Scholes formula.

>> No.13623604

>>13623555
>tfw did options and derivatives at uni (including black scholes) and forgot it all long before become interested in shares

>> No.13623607

>>13623544
>At least you haven't lost money!
i didn't, but i'm up about 5% YTD which is completely mediocre in this market

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>went to go shave my face and balls
>come back and take a look at futures
fuck yeh lmao

>> No.13623701

>>13623639
S-stop it, you'll jinx my uvxy!

also... really? Shaving your balls in the middle of the night?

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>>13623639
PPT better come out in force
>>13623701
that's the best dude, I like to shave at night so I get a little stubble in the morning and don't look like a 10 year old at work.

>> No.13623764

>>13623747
That subtle use of reflection, letting the viewer know he can see that we’re watching him in the shower... so very based and perspective pilled

>> No.13623783

>>13623607
It is much better to learn a lesson from gains you missed than losses you incurred.

>> No.13623814

>>13623701
I work 8 hours, workout, invest, go to school. + I need time for myself. If it doesn't happen now its not happening.

>> No.13623820

>>13623814
>not happening
Yeah that’s been how it goes for me lately. How do you balance? What do you use for scheduling?

>> No.13623834

>>13623820
My dad works at an IT company and gets this exclusive pass to this place called restaurantshop which gives big discounts to stuff in bulk but its for restaurants only. I basically buy 25 buck of monsters for about 1 dollar each. I get about 3-5 hours a sleep.

>> No.13623841

>>13623820
Try cutting down on eating. I was bulking up and since i've started cutting my entire day has opened up since i haven't had to worry about eating 3600 calories a day

>> No.13623844

>>13623783
i learn slowly though. too slowly for the markets.
at this point i just want to buy 20k worth of QQQ and a put to hedge on margin

>> No.13623846

>>13623834
> I get about 3-5 hours a sleep.
Hope you have money stashed for expensive doctor, you are going to need it with your strokes 10 years from now.

>> No.13623851

>>13623846
quit crying. If anything its the monsters that'll do me in

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>>13623841
> cutting
ngmi

>> No.13623853

>>13623844
If you learn slowly do value and fundamentals. I am retard and this is the only way I can do things, unless I watch the market very closely 24/7, but I don't have time for that these days.

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>>13623852
>being a fat pos everyday
I couldn't do it more than 8 months. I need my model tier face back again. I've only been cutting 2 weeks and i've been picking up so many more mires. Also, watch it.

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http://news.trust.org/item/20190512203243-xaijb

>> No.13623939

>>13623898
Y-you say that to my face and not to a reported and see what happens!
-Mike Pompeii-oh!

Economic warfare and cyber really is the future though...

>> No.13623945

>>13623939
One mistake in the mutual agitation is all it takes to launch the war, and heck, U.S. did it to Iraq without one (unless you believe the U.S. intelligence were fooled by Saddam.)

>> No.13623949

>>13623945
At this point if it didn't happen in 2017/18 its not happening

>> No.13623971

>bought in AMZN last week
>up $13 overall
>about to take $39 loss in the morning
th-this the rejection price right? its-its going to fix itself later this week...right?

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>>13623949
You say that, but this just arrived from Britain, hah.

https://twitter.com/AFP/status/1127861410371862529

>> No.13623989

>>13623971
more than likely yeah. I think we'll see more lows as we reach the deadline
>>13623980
UK literally offered to declare war on NK for the US. They're a vassal state.

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cheapies!!!!

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oly fuck MMM and AAPL getting bopped big boys

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Is Weibo a cheapie? Why is this even getting beaten down?

>> No.13624085

>>13624051
I dunno but i keep buying it. I dont see how trade wars are a problem for it.

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>>13623939
Econ and cyber warfare are cool and all, but sometimes you gotta appreciate the classics

Blowing things up, sending F-15s in to wipe the skies of anything larger than a pigeon

That said I think Iran still flies the Tomcat and I might cry if we have to shoot any of those down (just a little though). Imagine being the poor airforce pilot that gets that command, I hope they let them shoot em down beyond visual range so they don't have to watch

You know, there's one important thing about invading Iran that people don't mention much.
It will be a lot better for these young military zooomers, compared to how shitty Afghanistan and Iraq were for millennial CoD fantasizers and Camaro drivers.
That's because, frankly, Iranian (persian) chicks are hot as FUCK compared to the dirty Afghani and Iraqi girls. I mean we haven't occupied countries with girls that hot since Japan and Germany (Vietnam gets a shoutout, but still not on the same tier as Iran)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5ZL8qvEmR0

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>>13623544
>What is this spider meme stock I keep seeing?

>> No.13624431

>>13623327
F will rise.

>> No.13624454

so i stopped doing options trading last month cause i blew $300.
What stocks should i get puts on?

>> No.13624477

>>13624454
all of them

>> No.13624482

LOL at the gap down today
algos are completely fucking retarded lately
what a trash fire market

>> No.13624499

>>13624166
Iran's going to bitch to invade, mountains and deserts. better to just spam toxic warfare.

>> No.13624508

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1127886307118678016?

>> No.13624511

Red day. Hope you idiots didn't buy the dead cat bounce on Friday. Today is gonna be a bloodbath.

>> No.13624514
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>>13624508

>> No.13624515

>>13624189
Spy is the second most traded etf in the world.

>> No.13624532

>>13624515
What's the first?

>> No.13624538

>>13623853
i don't really even want to say i did well in 2018. it really feels like dumb luck

>>13624454
>>13624477
isn't that just buying puts on VTI?

>> No.13624550

>>13624514
B&R

>> No.13624570

>>13624532
QQQ - nasdaq index by money
Spy is actually the largest by volume of shares but is worth less per share.

>> No.13624600

Good morning desu! Desu desu bro here! Everyone ready for another week of trading? I'm looking to my AMD stock to rise rise RISE! Already up 5%

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>>13624600

>> No.13624614

>glump shorting the dow
okay, now this is epic

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>>13624612
Hello desu! What's your position desu desu desu

>> No.13624645

my go to options profit calculator is down, fuck!!!

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>>13624538
A good portion of what we do here is luck. Take your +5% as a win, and learn how you can do better.

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>>13624631
お前の書き方は凄いゲイです。

>> No.13624677

If china retaliates we're going into the 70s

>> No.13624678

>>13624659
>お前の書き方は凄いゲイです
Rude. Idc. I learned 4chan converts t..b..h.. into desu and I thought it was hilarious desu

>> No.13624690

>>13623764
>subtle
>literally the focal point of the work
>/biz/ is as good at art critique as stock picking

>> No.13624718

>>13624677
Disco disco good good

>> No.13624723

LCI doing great PM

>> No.13624727

>>13624650
I disagree that it's a "good portion". Absolutely significant, but it's closer to 30% at the most desu

>> No.13624730

>>13624723
lmfao

>> No.13624745

>>13624723
Uh oh, it needs to go down. We have to load up more.

>> No.13624749

>>13624745
It needs to reach 2 dollars before we can go to 30

>> No.13624768

>>13624749
I don't think it'll get that low. Lowest is 3.5, but that's unlikely. I'm guessing $5.

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>tfw you call the fact the chinese would fuck up the trade deal last minute and everyone called you stupid but that's exactly what they're doing

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>All these LCI bagholders
Don't say you weren't warned.

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>>13624815
wrong pic

>> No.13624852

>>13624816
Ror desu! We're looking at 100% profit minimum by end of summer desu. Greatly undervalued. Too many shorts.

>> No.13624912

>yeah i'm gonna take LCI to the ole town road.. imma shooort till i can't no more i'm gonna take LCI to the ole town road... imma shoooort till i can't no more

>> No.13624994

> CHINA SAYS TO RAISE TARIFFS ON SOME U.S. GOODS FROM JUNE 1
https://twitter.com/zerohedge/status/1127908521637548033

>> No.13625006

>>13624994
> $60B OF U.S. GOODS
lmao

>> No.13625012

>>13625006
> TARIFFS ON 2493 U.S. GOODS TO 25%
https://twitter.com/C_Barraud/status/1127909196379373568

> China may stop purchasing US agricultural products and energy, reduce Boeing orders and restrict US service trade with China. Many Chinese scholars are discussing the possibility of dumping US Treasuries and how to do it specifically.

https://twitter.com/HuXijin_GT/status/1127909254134767616

>> No.13625013

>>13624994
The chinese are about to get rekt, long oil boys

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>Uber

>> No.13625038

> Kashkari says poor are getting poorer because rates aren't low enough
these people are fucking insane, dangerous and retarded.

>> No.13625061

>>13624912
Ror! Keep going. Lower that price. That way I get it cheaper, and you make some money, and i'll have great profit margins when it bounces to $25 desu.

>> No.13625062

Semis about to get hit by a fucking semi-truck.

SOXS is KING

>> No.13625063

>>13625038
Or perhaps he knows Americans will support anything if he says the magic words "wealth gap".

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It won't stop and it isnt even open

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>13625028

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>>13625110

>> No.13625123

>Next Trump Tariff Tranche May Include 'Everything,' Cowen says
I lol'd when I read that, don't know why

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>>13625122

>> No.13625131

I’m not falling for this shit again. Every day last week the market rebounded huge after 11:00. In dumping my shorts and day trading this shit from now on.

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>>13625130
say "Thank you Xi Jinping for freebies!"

>> No.13625149

>>13625123
Tyler Cowen is the kind of guy that you read only if someone you've vetted links his article. Such a boring establishment shill, but sometimes he has a insight.

>> No.13625160

>>13625130
parabolic downwards.

>> No.13625162

>>13625122
Holy shit this is the big 'n isn't it?

>> No.13625170

>>13625122
A red day! A grand day! Ere the put rises! Dumppppp!

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this is the big story
https://twitter.com/zerohedge/status/1127913222806409217

>> No.13625173

>>13625162
wait for Glump's reaction, hell slam them tariffs to 50%

>> No.13625180

>>13625139
>Thank you Xi Jinping for freebies!

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>>13625172
> China is discussing the possibility of [strengthening Yuan]

>> No.13625191

3 mo/10 year inverted again. PPT on the line as we speak.

>> No.13625203

>>13625172
They won't, that's why the market isn't reacting. It hurts them more than it hurts the US because of what >>13625189
said

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>>13625191

>> No.13625209

NONONONONONONONO ORANGE MAN PLEASE DO SOMETHING TWEET ANYTHING ANYTHING PLEASE SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHY DID I BUY CALLS ON FRIDAY FUCKFUCKFUCK IM GONNA LOSE EVERYTHING I OPENED A SECOND MORTGAGE ON MY HOME MY WIFE IS GONNA LEAVE ME IM GONNA FUCKING END IT ALL DROOOOOMMMMPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFP

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>>13625191
chart from bloomberg today

>> No.13625227

>>13625203
but >>13625189 hasn't said anything. specifics, please

>> No.13625230

>>13625209
are you the guy who made fun of me for holding my SQQQ calls over the weekend?

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>> No.13625239

>>13625230
Nah I’m just a random larper. I did however buy 1 call Friday for SPY which I am most likely going to double down at the absolute bottom today.

>> No.13625240

HERE WE GO!

How much do you think the dow's going to fall today?

>> No.13625244

HAHAHAHAHHAHAH HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.13625255

>>13625240
we're going to get a trade halt today and markets will re open tomorrow.

>> No.13625270

>>13625239
>which I am most likely going to double down at the absolute bottom today.
I'm inclined for this too, this chink 'retaliation' looks weaksauce

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>tfw getting that new mustang

>> No.13625285

>>13625240
Betting it will close higher, about 25750

>> No.13625287

Buy the dip, this is a buying opportunity.

>> No.13625298

We -500 now!

>> No.13625299

>>13625287
And now you went in and fucked my thesis >>13625270 right up. thanks

>> No.13625308

>>13625287
XD

>> No.13625313

Uber down 6% pre market kek. Still extremely overvalued though.

>> No.13625327

Easy Long day. You better buy lots of Calls today if you want money

>> No.13625331

>>13625313
Just 60% more to go.

>> No.13625352

>>13625331
my investments are with great companies.

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uht oh

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>>13625465
We have the best scholars!

>> No.13625489

>>13625465
(((Boeing))) will see China nuked. China better get the 737MAX or they'll get the FA-18 MAX

>> No.13625495

>>13625489
lel

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Hahahahaha

>> No.13625500

>>13625465
Ror! More cheapies

>> No.13625520

>>13625498
Another successful IPO.

>> No.13625533

$100k all in on SPY?

>> No.13625534

>>13625520
Depends on your definition of success. Can they short their own stock?

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>> No.13625547

>>13625209
Shut up bitchtits

>> No.13625557

haha its just monday lol

>> No.13625563

>>13619131
>>13618996
>>13619225
>>13619249
Everyday a sucker is born. LCI is guilty of price fixing and doesn't make profit. It loses money and is massively in debt. The question isn't if this company is going under it's when. You are a really shitty person LCIguy for tricking naive ass holes on this board your bullshit stock.

>> No.13625571

>>13625244
Fuck you goldbug. You must be a billionaire now?

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Bitcoin is the only thing keeping my portfolio green right now

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>>13625489

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>USO calls and tech puts

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Will it immediately go up like a week ago, or will it not, like the day later? That's the question.

>> No.13625627

Expecting a nice payday on my SOXS play today. Sorry gamers, but your chip meme stocks are about to get nerfed.

>> No.13625628

>>13625571
All my shorts are fucking green af (except one short gold position). All my Bitcoin longs against JPY and EUR are green af. Can't wait to see TSLAQ short gains AHAHAHAHAHA. Literally everything I bet on was right. Market might've 0ulled me -20% on UPL. I might've been called doomer permabear. But in the end fuck market fuck uneducated market players I fucking nailed this round everyone can circumcise their cocks

>> No.13625635

I saw a story on Fox & Friends this morning about how generic drug manufacturers are fucked and fucking getting fucked. This includes LCI.

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>>13625598
Lyft puts keeping me safe too

>> No.13625692

>>13625563
Look at the company. Insiders are buying up shares. The short position is so fucking ridiculous, 81% of float. Their financials are better than they were when their stock price was between 18 and 25 per share. Its face value is about $5 per share and their book value is about $8. These short sellers are dragging the price down, and eventually they're going to have to cover. This company is far from bankruptcy and has been around since the '40s. The best thing about this is barely anybody is watching, and they all expect it to drop.

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>>13619249
>it'll 4x quickly, 5x will take time
this board is full of retards

>> No.13625737

>>13625563
They must be pretty bad at price fixing if they're fixing prices at a price that loses them money.

>> No.13625751

>>13625692
Sure whatever you say LCIguy. Insiders don't buy shares after earnings unless it's a shit company. I wouldn't be surprised if insiders were shorting their own shitty company.

>> No.13625753

Opening Bell! Go Empire State Realty Trust!!!

>> No.13625755

>>13625711
>retards
Have you looked at the company data? It was trading at 17 not too long ago, then dropped hard. That's when the short sellers started popping in by the truck load which puts their positions well below $7, some even below $5. 81% of float. They are stuck desu. Itll jump up 4x as you say, because that's what its actually worth, but getting higher will take time as the company announces some of these deals. Only a matter of time.

>> No.13625764

>>13625465
>chinese scholars

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Alright bitches we're going to short oil soon.

>> No.13625768

>>13625751
Not LCIguy. Desu desu bro.

>> No.13625769

>>13625711
It really is, I can't believe there are regards shilling that piece of shit LCI when anyone with a brain knows to stay away right now. For fucks sake the float is over +80% shorts, lmao!

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More red than an British Concert Hall

>> No.13625784

Bake it

>> No.13625796

>>13625769
Your loss. Srs. Look at the charts. Look at its finances when it dropped, and compare them to now. Look at the historical short positions at that time and compare to now. Theyre stuck. Insiders are convinced the stock is undervalued and buying it up.

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Fuck I should just trade crypto

Sick of this shit

>> No.13625823

Plenty of time to get green

>> No.13625824

>>13625817
>>13625817
>>13625817
NEW THREAD

>> No.13625829

Jesus christ trump is retarded

>> No.13625849

bought F stocks today, trying to build a dividend portfolio.

what do I do now?

>> No.13626570

>>13625012
>https://twitter.com/HuXijin_GT/status/1127909254134767616
holy shit