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13605037 No.13605037[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Have you ever fucked an escort? I'm considering getting one
t.23 virgin.

>> No.13605039

>>13605037

How can she be so perfect though lads :(

>> No.13605041

No lol

>> No.13605044

>>13605037

Yes. Whats your price range?

>> No.13605043

>>13605037
do it

>> No.13605046

never fucked an escort, but fucked a "masseuse" once

>> No.13605047

>>13605037
yes.

>> No.13605050

How do I fuck prostitute make profit

>> No.13605052

No I lost my virginity at 15 like normal people
I'd never pay to have sex
I'd definitely never pay a whore because then you encourage more women to become whores

>> No.13605059
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13605059

no because I am a chad.
jokes aside don't waste your money anon

>> No.13605069

Go make a profile on fetlife. If youre better than a 5/10 youll be drowning in messages and if your dick even just looks big in pics youll be one popular guy

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>> No.13605099

>>13605037
yes
it wasn't worth it

>> No.13605103
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13605103

is this a sign?

>> No.13605109

>>13605037
Go to yurop or rich South American cities to fug escorts. The highest end ones even let you cum inside with no condom.

>> No.13605110

>>13605069
almost everyone on fetlife is old or unattractive

>> No.13605111

>>13605039
see above

>> No.13605114

>>13605039
Cuz “she” was once a dude?

>> No.13605125

Yes, and I lost my virginity to one

If you are considering it for your first time, buy a 'higher class' one and tell her its your first time.

>> No.13605131
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>>13605103
jesus christ...

>> No.13605145
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>>13605125
>'higher class'
what is considered higher class
and where does one find these? asking for a friend

>> No.13605157

>>13605037
lost my virginity to a prostitute when i was 19, it was disappointing

don't do it OP

>> No.13605196

>>13605157
Yeah, giving up on being a virgin is WAY overrated.

>> No.13605238

Literally just fucked one 30 min ago (not frauding). She was 19

It sucked. In all my natty lays they moaned etc...this slut didn’t feel anything. Was humiliating

That being said, if you’re a virgin, just get drunk and force yourself to do it. Trust me, it’ll be the best investment you ever make to untuck yourself

>> No.13605246

I have done a lot and its wondefull
fucking a prostitut its exactly the same as fucking any other chick thos e faggets saying its not worth it are Just a bunch of Homos they should pay a male scort instead

>> No.13605254

>>13605145
Higher class = more expensive, hotter, better service and less likely to look like a typical pro.

They're usually either independent (work for themselves) or work for an agency. Independents will advertise online, but the websites will depend on where you live. Try googling 'location independent escorts' and replace location with where you live. You should be able to find escort agencies in the same way, and it might even be easier.

Check if they take cash, or card, but you can literally get them delivered to your door. Also, when you find one you want to see, check if they have reviews online.

>> No.13605261

>>13605041
>>13605046
>>13605052
>>13605059
>>13605069
>>13605157
>>13605196
Very shitty advice. Force yourself if you’re a virgin or severely out of practice. It’ll help you unfuck yourself

>> No.13605268 [DELETED] 
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There are no exchanges yet because the project is still in alpha, test net is under development. If you join now you are early as fuck.

You need a referral code from an existing member to join, feel free to use mine.

minepi.com/Gone

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>>13605268
you should get a second/third referral code to make the shilling less obvious. pro tip

>> No.13605333

>>13605037
lost my virginity to one and as all things in life, sex comes in bunch, meaning I got laid afterwards, actually had my first gf. I fucked that up, but it's another story. best of luck OP.

never tell a woman the story how you lost your virginity with a prostitute though. make one up from the experience, but don't tell the full truth.

>> No.13605350

>>13605261
Go unfuck yourself.

>> No.13605365

i have no idea how

also im afraid of being arrested

>> No.13605400

Just like real women you gotta go through a lot of shitty ones before you find a good one, unless you got fuck you money stick with cheap ones and if the experience wasnt great, keep looking

>> No.13605407

>>13605103
those damn hexagons...

>> No.13605421

>Prostitution is literally illegal in The Land Of The Free (tm)
How's that bodily autonomy treating you?

>> No.13605429

>>13605350
As I said I literally just fucked an escort 1 hour ago after 4+ weeks of no fap. I am unfucked. If you’re telling OP no to fuck an escort YOURE the one who’s fucked

>> No.13605437

>>13605261
I have a girlfriend anon

>> No.13605438

>>13605037

How is this business?

>> No.13605443

>>13605421
This. The United States of dog shit is a fucking joke. Hope every single fag who thinks it’s free gets burned alive

>> No.13605454

>>13605437
Cool story. I am prob still more attractive than you. And it’s Still shitty advice to OP

>> No.13605485

>>13605365
Try this fren. Also, it might be best to use VPN if it's illegal

https://www.adultlook.com/

>> No.13605499

>>13605454
>>13605443
>>13605429
>barks like an insecure chihuahua

>> No.13605539

>belle had 3 million followers
Will the next few years have young sluts aiming to become like her so they can rake in betabucks?

>> No.13605582

>>13605539
yes
lots of whores currently doing that

>> No.13605587

>>13605037
God damn. Just imagine how good it would feel to slip your erection into her tight pussy.

>> No.13605616

>>13605587
>Tight

>> No.13605622

Fucking shitloads. Probably 50 I actually fucked from when backpage was a thing, then used escortbabylon . Com for a while when backpage was shut down. Between 80 and 140ish for a hh. Always wore a rubber. Ive picked up countless little dicksuckers off the street tho. 20 bucks a suck.

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I fucked a escort once it was good. I've had sex with non escorts too

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>>13605254
thanks fren

idk why but im nervous about the whole thing. should i get at least tipsy beforehand? is she gonna laugh at me if i tell her its my first time

>> No.13605740

>>13605707
It's literally their job to make you feel comfortable.

>> No.13605746

>>13605707
If you tell her it's your first time she might want to keep you for herself if you're cute. Whores look for a good man that will take them in.

>> No.13605756

I don't get aroused with belle delphine, she looks like a crazy neurotic bitch, like the kind that calls everyday crying about some inane bullshit

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>>13605037