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>be me
>rarely go out
>want to go do something with another person
>female coworker seems pretty chill and we get along
>i'll try befriending her
>i usually act really excited for the weekend (because i don't have to be stuck at work)
>become more chatty and realize she mostly seems to just stay at home on the weekends
>the way i hype up the weekend it sounds like i go out and do a lot of stuff
>whereas i usually stay on the property

How do i hang out with a coworker? Did i ruin my odds of befriending her?

>> No.13596611

we are all going to make it

>> No.13596627

>>13596598
Depends.
If you ever want to fuck her, yes.

Anyway, don't pretend to be someone you aren't. This never works out in the long run.
Ask her if she wants to go to the cinema next weekend or some shit like this.

>> No.13596732

have sex

>> No.13596757

>>13596627
It's more like I'm overexaggerating how often I do some activities. Not trying to sex her.

>> No.13596758

>>13596598
Fuck her in the back room, while she screams your name really loud and you finger her asshole. She'll love it.

>> No.13596763

>>13596757
Rather i talk so hyped it sounds quite frequent for certain activities.

>> No.13596833

>>13596757
Then just say something like "hey we should really hang out outside of work" as soon as you have a good dialogue/fun together again. Suggest a movie/something you both like. But make sure that it doesn't sound like you are asking her out for a date.
I personally think that most male <-> female friendships won't work anyway without feelings or partners getting involved, but that's your decision.
Good luck fren

>> No.13597247

why would she - a person that doesn't go out - want to hang out with you? you're delusional

>> No.13597284

Be honest with you you dumb fuck, you want sex holy shit you aren't even honest in an anonymous neet handsignal forum

>> No.13597319

>>13596598
Rape her then deny it

>> No.13597333

>>13596758
I just wanna say this particular sex act is underrated

>> No.13597340

>>13596598
be passionate about something. even if its mundane shit that people find queer.

>> No.13597363

>>13596598
Be casual and expect worst case (rejection) and know it just means your life goes on as your used to

>> No.13597377

>>13596598
"befriending" a woman - either you're a pro player pua-master or a total noob

>> No.13597427

>>13597377
Thinkin too much...ask her out or dont

>> No.13597804

>>13596598
don't ask her out, she thinks you are a creep and just acting nice. You simply don't have the social skills required to see it.

>> No.13597886

>>13597804
Ignore crabs in bucket like this fag....ive scored waaay out of my league from jokingly trying jus for keks only to be surprised beyond belief

>> No.13597957

>>13596598
wtf golden bull run nao and you are going t to amaze some bored dried up roastie
SLAP YOURSELF HARD fAGGOT

>> No.13597996

>>13597886
There's 99% chance I am correct though. Most men who have bad social skills cannot read social interactions whatsoever, which prevents them from knowing someone is just being nice and thinks they're creepy.

And if you have bad social skills, there's 99% chance people don't like you.

>> No.13598091

>>13597886
I like your perspective, maybe you are new and enthusiastic about roasties after first successful laids.
Scoring out of my league turned me blackpill doomer. I unknowingly cucked guys far richer and far taller. It only exposed the harsh face of female "loyalty". Before I at least imagined finding a loyal waifu.

>> No.13598113

>>13597996
False. Girls above me ive scored with knew me to sum extent b4 hand. Therefore knew an approximate amount if my social skills b4 taking a shot and reaching out to them...most girls only give subtle signs they're interested. So going purely on picking up those signs or not is is foolish...just try, y not? Wtf is ur prob anon, just Bec u gave up for whatever reason doesn't mean everyone else should

>> No.13598136

>>13598113
it's not false you fucking retarded normie. I said 99% chance, you are the 1% who got lucky.

It's probably even lower than 1% actually.

>> No.13598139

>>13598113
uh, yeah they should. Imagine being me, a beautiful 10/10 girl. I get approached by creeps like you on a daily basis. Fucks my life up real bad. Fuck you.

>> No.13598143

>>13598113
Also yo can easily lose your job and make people hate you even more if you try, it's not risk free.

>> No.13598175

>>13598136
Oh no no I never said they weren't roasties, just that I woulda never found out at all if I didn't take a shot...I agree most are roasties unfortunately. And the % is extremely high unfortunately...but a nuts a nut for w)e it's worth...Im tired of it also and don't care. Not really blackpill but indifference. Just puss

>> No.13598215

>>13598139
Awww being hot is jus Soo ruff isn't it I'm Soo sorry to hear..I don't approach every girl. My success rate is low, and I'm fine with that. More to life. It's basically if circumstances are right

>> No.13598232

>>13598139
What makes u think ur 10/10 anyway? Cuz guys hit on u?

>> No.13598240

>>13598215
you're a fucking douche. Wish they'd purge retards like yourself. Get a fucking hold of yourself, seriously.

thank fuck society is becoming platonic

>> No.13598271

>>13598240
So guys should never attempt to ask girls out? Ur the dumb cunt here

>> No.13598305

>>13598271
If you have low social skills like OP you should NEVER ask anyone out from your work or social circle. Your chance of success are 0.01% and your risk is losing your job/all your friends.

If you want to approach a random roastie with no connection to you then there's no risk so go ahead.

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13598350

>>13596611
Checked. Underated post

>> No.13598368

>>13598271
you said you should ignore signs and try. I said "no, you creepy fuck, you shouldn't"
try comprehend that, retard.
"subtle signs," my ass. If you say this, it's just shows that a woman has never been into you.

>> No.13598393

>>13598368
>try to comprehend an order made without justification
>Imagine being an adult child shouting at everyone
have sex

>> No.13598409

>>13598393
>without justification
right. read the thread before posting.

>> No.13598427

>>13598409
Did so. You failed to be more than an emotionally stunted gatekeeping child

>> No.13598448

>>13598427
right on. Go harass someone else now. Don't forget your notebook of pickup lines.

>> No.13598659

>>13598368
Fuck off roastie

>> No.13598744

>>13596598

Find a local event to go to like a food show,car show sports game etc and say all your friends are busy that weekend so maybe she wanted to tag along?