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>never had sex before
>begin to get curious what a blowjob feels like
>read some guides online about how to give myself a blowjob
>gained over 50 lbs since my younger days
>convince myself everything will probably be okay
>lay down a towel on my bed, lift my legs up above my head
>begin to walk my legs down backwards along the wall.
>lift my head up to suck
>hear a crack and immense pain real sharp pain.

That was yesterday. Guys I went to my chiropractor today and he said I pulled some muscle in my spine. I forget the name of it. Either way I really am scared here because I work in construction and I needed my body to be able to pay the bills. I am going to call in sick today and am dreading the phone call to my Forman.

I told my chiropractor I was lifting the barbecue up the back stairs with a friend. He said from his estimates I might be off work for as long as 2 months. I'm going to be fucking ruined if this happens as rent Is in 1 week.

I come to you guys today to tell me which coin I can go all in on for a quick x2. I have a total of $4000 left over from buying up at $16k per btc and have just held it for the long term. Is there a quick coin you guys can suggest I can double my $4000 into 8k? I usually come here because you guys know the answer to everything. So please tell me what to do.

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>>13593428
Weve told you so many fucking times to buy chainlink.

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13593446

>>13593428
Just get an escort dummy. Get a message and a BJ every now and then. Its what I do,

>> No.13593453

>>13593428
Knee pads - they're the logical next move

>> No.13593460

>fat fucking retard can't get laid and hurts himself trying to suck his own dick
>is already poor as dirt, about to be poorer since he can't work and has no rainy day fund
>decides the smart move would be to literally gamble his miniscule savings away on random shitcoin based on the "advice" of /biz/, which is generally accepted to be one of the lowest IQ boards on 4chan (and that's saying something)

If not larp, KYS.

>> No.13593473

>>13593428
I haven't seen this pasta since the end of the last bull market. This is it lads. We bull now!

>> No.13593476

>>13593428
try an invsersion table, it's only about $100 at amazon. Helps my back tremendously, it naturally by using gravity, will straighten and stretch out your spine and whole body.

>> No.13593481

I would highly suggest you get a loan from someone, perhaps a friend or family will give you one? Overwise, go to a website like primedice and go all in, good luck.

>> No.13593488

>>13593446
Hello STDs and HPV

>> No.13593494

>>13593428

LMAO!

>> No.13593523

>>13593428
Do you have any family that can help? Can you discuss the situation with your employer? Worst case scenario, maybe try looking into an easy job you can do while you're recovering (could be cashier, the guy who sits at the entrance of buildings, some other random stuff). Probably not a great idea to gamble it on biz's advice. Good luck anon

>> No.13593528

get a back support corset, take muscle relaxant and go lay some bricks you lazy ass. your boss will see you in bad shape and maybe put you in some light work

>> No.13593540

Quick 2x
https://0xowns.art/split/owner/0x70b94d8cae6d45997586ca85ebee6596b602bfc6

>> No.13593573

>>13593428
A fat virgin on /biz/. Truly shocking.